he wasn't fat he was a pig.
so one day gerald was walking down the street when he found himself in a part of the country he had never been before. he was hungry.
but he wasn't fat he was a pig.
so he looked around for a place to eat but there was nothing open because it was saturday morning and everyone was jewish. but lo and behold right around the corner there was a little cafe owned by non-jewish gay dudes. so he runs inside but instead of ordering [because he was hungry] [remember he wasn't fat he was apig.] he jumps up on a table and yells at god "i AM NOt A FAG!"
the end
note-
gerald apologizez to anyone he offended ...