September 16th, 2001 | Kasugai City Gym | Aichi, Japan
... Moment of Silence ...
Just like usual, the gfwa OMEGA logo appears on the screen. No background music, nothing. Just the logo. Soon the logo fades away, and we see over four hundred people packed into the Kasugai City Gym in Aichi, Japan. There are numerous American flags. The ropes have been changed to red, white, and blue. The ring apron curtain is that of an American flag, and hanging directly above the ring is the American flag. Soon, an American flag appears on the screen, transpired over the crowd. The fans have their heads low, as they stand. For three minutes nothing is heard, and no one moves. Just silence.
... Star Spangled Banner ...
As the moment of silence comes to an end, all the heads in the audience rise, and they look towards the entrance way. Out walks Max Danger and Jessica, behind them are the wrestlers. There's paYne, Ricky Green, The Jolly Potter, Jose' Jose', The Butcher, Bronx, Poke, and all the others. With the wrestlers are the crew members and families of the crew and wrestlers there in Japan. Everyone stands on the catwalk, as Abigail Doyle makes her way from the back of the pack towards the front. She steps into the ring, as the microphone lowers from the ceiling. She grabs it, as everyone looks up at the American flag, and places their right hand over their hearts. Abigail is already fighting back the tears, but she begins regardless.
"O say,
can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
The tears begin to roll down Abigail's cheeks, and she loses it. She begins to cry uncontrollably as everyone in attendence stands and cheers. The wrestlers and crew on the catwalk clap, as tears roll down some of their cheeks. A "U-S-A, U-S-A!" chant breaks out, despite the audience being predominately Japanese. Everyone just stands there clapping, as we fade out.
***The Butcher***
"There is not much I can really say. Everything has been said. This was a horrible tragedy and, yes, Tuesday was the war between good and evil. Terrorists being the evil and the firefighters and police officers being the good. One focused on death and destruction while the other focused on life and safety. I've got one thing to say though. Not all angels are in heaven. Live it. Breathe it. Remember it."
... Introduction ...
"Tonight we honor and pay tribute to the one's who lost their lives in New York City, Washington DC, and Pittsburgh. We are greatly saddened by what has transpired, and would like to send out our condolences and best wishes to those who lost their lives and the families and friends of those lost," Randy Boggs says, as you can see the tears in his eyes.
"You would normally see me making fun of others, and just generally being an ass. But tonight is different, tonight is a night of mourning and paying our respect to those who have lost a loved one. I will not be my normal self tonight, but we still all need to get on with our lives, but keep those who died in our hearts," the words come, uncharacteristically, out of King Royce's mouth.
"We will be taking a different approach tonight on global TV, which for the first time is being broadcast live in America. Tonight we will give you wrestling matches, because that is what we do. We are just trying to move on with our lives, and give the people all around the world something to watch, so they can take their mind of the tragedies, if only for a couple of hours," says Randy Boggs.
"Just a note for those who care about this sort of thing, this show was free admission, but we had a donation box at the front door to those who wanted to donate to help those in New York and Washington. Tonight we were able to get almost one thousand American for relief funds. Thank you to everyone who donated tonight," responds King Royce.
"But before either of us get too emotional, let's get this thing started. I, for one, cannot wait to get my mind off of Tuesday's events, so Kan and Karanka, take it away," Randy Boggs states, as the cameras shift to the wrestling ring.
--Kan vs. Karanka--
Both men are already in the ring, as referee Crazy Lou signals for the bell. Both men share a handshake to start, then start to circle each other. Lock up in the center of the ring, and Kan backs Karanka into the corner. There's a clean break, and Kan lets Karanka out of the corner. Other lock up, and Kan gets the side headlock. Karanka pushes him off to the ropes, but gets taken down with a shoulder tackle. Kan goes to the ropes again, as Karanka rolls over onto his stomach. Kan steps over Karanka and continues to the ropes. Leap frog by Karanka, and on the rebound, Karanka gets Kan with a monkey flip. Kan is up quickly, as Karanka grabs his arm for an irish whip. Kan reverses, and Karanka springboards off the middle rope with a cross body block, and connects. Kan rolls through it and gets a one count. Kan and Karanka roll onto their feet, and quickly lock up again. Another side headlock by Kan, but Karanka counters with a back suplex. Karanka goes to the ropes, and springboards off the middle rope with a leg drop, but Kan moves. Kan gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, he nails Karanka with a big lariat just as Karanka gets onto his feet. The lariat gets a two count.
Kan picks up Karanka and sends him into the corner. Kan charges in, but eats boot. Kan backs up a bit, then charges in again, but Karanka moves. School boy from Karanka only gets one, but a dropkick and hurricanrana gets a two count. Karanka whips Kan into the ropes and attempts another hurricanrana, but Kan counters with a sitout powerbomb for two. Kan with a snap suplex on Karanka. Kan heads to the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Kan's elbow drop misses as Karanka moves out of the way at the last second. Karanka whips Kan into the corner and follows in with a big splash. Several kicks to the stomach by Karanka, then he does a standing backflip, and charges in for a clothesline, but Kan hits him with a big boot. The big boot gives Kan a 2.5 count. Kan picks up Karanka and whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by Kan follow by an elbow drop.
Kan picks up Karanka and whips him to the ropes again. Karanka jumps to the top rope this time, but before he can springboard back at Kan, Kan pushes him off the top rope and to the floor. Karanka hits the guardrail hard, as Kan follows him out. Kan quickly grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. Kan with the cover and gets 2.9. Kan picks up Karanka and hits a piledriver, followed by a Fugiwara armbar! Karanka is quick to the ropes, as Kan picks him up and whips him to the ropes. Karanka ducks the lariat, and gets Kan in a full nelson. Karanka looks to be going for the K-Driver[dragon suplex into implant DDT], but Kan counters the Implant DDT part, and hits Karanka with a Northern Lights Suplex! 1... 2... 3!!!
WINNER: Kan, via Northern Lights Suplex @ 4:42
***Jacqueline Neil***
"Eyes connae beeleeve someones doon soomethin like theese. Eets teeribeel. Eyes feel fer everyones whoose lost looved ones," tears begin to fill up in Jacqueline's eyes, but she continues, "eyes not bin wantin ta sees thee pictures, but eyes juust feels compelled ta, yous know? Eyes juust hopes tha nothin taa draasteec comes oot a theese."
***Abigail Doyle***
"I still feel like it's a horrible dream. I still think tomorrow I will wake up and everything will be fine. But it's not. Every day I see more pictures of more suffering and rescuing and heroes. I've been to New York, I've seen how the city operates. And I know that New York will come back from this bigger and better. For now, bless the deceased and my thoughts are with everyone, however much they have been affected by this tragedy."
--Judicial Command vs. Vincent Cuccione and Hal Stanton--
Masked Assasin starts out with Vincent Cuccione, and Vincent controls early with a knee to the gut and a gutwrench suplex. Vincent whips Assasin to the ropes and hits a big lariat for one. Vincent picks up Assasin and whips him into the corner. Kicks to the midsection from Vincent, until he tags in Hal Stanton. Hal with a snapmare and dragon sleeper on Assasin. Assasin powers up, and lifts Hal up off the ground, he straightens up and hits a wicked jumping tombstone piledriver on Hal! A two count is the result. Irish whip from Assasin leads to a Hal flying forearm. Hal picks up Assasin and whips him into the corner. Hal charges in, but eats back elbow. Assasin grabs Hal and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Assasin attempts a Tornado DDT, but Hal pushes Assasin off. Hal can't capitalize, however, as Assasin gets a drop toe hold and STF. Vincent breaks that up.
Hal is sent to the ropes, and Assasin applies the sleeper. Hal counters with a backdrop driver!! Hal slowly makes it to the corner and tags in Vincent. Assasin tags in Dave Styles. Dave flies in with a slingshot DDT!! Two count off that. Dave whips Vincent to the ropes and knocks him onto the apron with a dropkick. Dave with a springboard body block, but Vincent ducks, causing Dave to fall to the hard concrete floor. Vincent with a double ax-handle off the apron, and a snap suplex on the floor. Back in the ring we go and Vincent hits a beautiful brainbuster on Dave for two. Irish whip and powerslam gets two for Vincent as well. Side headlock by Vincent, but Dave backs him against the ropes. Assasin slaps Dave on the back to tag himself in, as Dave pushes Vincent to the ropes. Vincent steps over Dave, who's on the ground, and catches Assasin's superkick attempt. Vincent spins Assasin around, and hits the Italiano Driver[Michinoku Driver]! Hal comes in and hits Dave with the Class Dismissed[diamond cutter]! Vincent covers Assasin, 1.... 2.... 3!
Winner: Vincent Cuccione and Hal Stanton, via Italiano Driver from Vincent on Masked Assasin @ 3:07
***paYne***
"It's been a horrible week filled with tragedy and mourning. A small groups of terrorists felt that by creating mass destruction they could destroy the freedom and hope that is America. Well American spirit will not die. Thousands may have lost their lives, national monuments may have been destroyed, but America stands united stronger than ever before! These terrorists will face the consequences of their actions. Have hope all, have hope."
--paYne vs. Poke vs. Frostie--
All three men shake hands to start, as Crazy Lou signals to start the match. paYne and Poke immediately lock up, and Poke gets a headlock takeover. Frostie dropkicks Poke in the face as the holds paYne on the ground. Frostie whips Poke to the ropes and lowers his head. paYne grabs Frostie from behind and gets a school boy rollup, but Poke grabs paYne about the waist and pulls him off with a big time German suplex to break up that pinfall. The German gives Poke a two count, however. Poke whips paYne to the ropes, and lifts paYne up for a gorilla press, but soon drops him as Frostie dropkicks him from behind. Poke falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Frostie runs to the corner to perform a springboard dropkick, but Poke also runs across the apron towards the same cormer. As Frostie springboards off, Poke jumps at him with a HUGE lariat! paYne capitalizes with the cover, but Poke slingshots in with a leg drop to break that up after an one count. Poke whips paYne into the corner, then whips Frostie in. Poke charges in at Frostie, but paYne lifts Frostie up in the corner, and tosses him at Poke. Frostie lands on top with a pinfall, but paYne pulls him off by the hair and sets up for an Uranage suplex, but Poke stops that by hitting a side russian legsweep on paYne.
Poke floats over for the cover, but Frostie pulls him off. Frostie holds onto the leg, as Poke hops around on the other. The enziguri is ducked and Frostie goes for the Frost-Byte[crippler crossface], but Poke is quick to roll away and out of the ring. Frostie walks over to the ropes, and is about to slingshot is way out onto Poke, when paYne grabs him from behind and goes for a back suplex. Frostie spins out of that and runs to the ropes. paYne turns around just as Frostie flies at him with a cross body. Just before Frostie can connect, Poke pulls paYne out of the ring, and Frostie slams into the ropes. Frostie bounces back and into the center of the ring. On the outside, Poke's lariat is ducked and paYne hits a neckbreaker. paYne climbs back onto the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle and sets up for the flying elbow. paYne leaps off by Frostie moves out of the way. paYne holds his elbow, as Frostie goes in for the kill. He locks on the Frost-Byte, but Poke is in quick to break it up.
Poke hammers Frostie with some elbow strikes and whips Frostie to the ropes. Handspring elbow by Frostie, but Poke catches him in the End of Days[olympic slam]!!! paYne stops the count at two as he pulls Poke up off of Frostie. Into the corner we go, and paYne hammers Poke with a big, hard lariat. paYne lifts Poke onto the top turnbuckle, and climbs up himself. Superplex by paYne! paYne goes to float over for the pin, but Frostie is already on top of Poke. paYne pulls Frostie up, stopping the count at two, and Frostie hits paYne with a stunner! paYne bounces up and Frostie snaps off Reverse Tornado Armdrag. Frostie lifts paYne up and drops him with an inverted DDT! Ankle lock attempt by Frostie is stopped by Poke. Poke lifts Frostie up onto his shoulders, as he sets up for the Event Horizon[reverse DVD]. Frostie spins out of that, and goes for the Frost-Byte again, but Poke counters that, by powering Frostie back up and NAILING the Event Horizon! paYne stops it at 2.99999999, with no signs of Frostie kicking out.
paYne turns Poke around and grabs him by the throat. Chokeslam by paYne! Two count for that. Irish whip and big boot gets another two count. Poke ducks the next lariat attempt, but gets caught on his cross body. Fall away slam by paYne! paYne signals for the end, and puts Poke's head between his legs. He's going to go for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb], but Frostie staggers to his feet and gets a backslide. Two count for that, as paYne quickly takes Frostie's head off with a lariat, but walks into a small package from Poke! Two count for that. Poke ducks a haymaker from paYne and hits the End of Days!! Poke runs to the corner and looks to be going for the Placebo[shooting star press knee to the groin]! Frostie quickly jumps up and hiptosses Poke off! Frostie climbs to the top again to set up for the Time Freeze DDT[Moonsault into DDT]. paYne subdues Poke with a lariat, giving him enough time to grab Frostie's arm, and carry him off the top rope and drill him to the canvas with the Crucifixion! 1.... 2.... 3!!!
WINNER: paYne, via Crucifixion on Frostie @ 15:29
***The Jolly Potter***
"I just can't comprehend what has happened, even a few days after the events. It's like a film, only it's real," Potter pauses for a second, "as you are all aware, I'm British. Even so, this tragedy has deeply touched everyone in England. The nation is still in shock, just like I am too. All the members of the European Union are pledging their support and held a three minute silence at eleven am on Friday morning in rememberence, something I observed here in Japan... Everything I am doing at the moment, be it working, playing, anything, it doesn't really matter compared to what happened on Tuesday. I feel the collective trauma of the whole thing - the disbelief and knock back of the big picture. But I also know of the personal trauma. A friend of mine in London, her father was in New York on business, but fortunately had moved on to Chicago only two days previous, which we only knew after the horrific incident. One of our own in the GFWA Omega has lost an aunt. My thoughts are with them... Winning championships and success in wrestling seems important. But when events like this happen, it is then that you know the only thing that is really important in life is being around your friends and your loved ones... God bless all those who condemn this act, God bless all those who have suffered by the terrorism and God bless America," Potter ends his tribute as tears begin to roll down his cheek.
--Bronx vs. The Jolly Potter--
Handshake to start, along with a test of strength. Bronx gets the upperhand, as he powers Potter to the ground. Potter is able to power himself back up, break one knucklelock by kicking at Bronx's arm, and getting a hammerlock. Bronx grabs Potter's head and flips up and over him. Bronx with a waistlock on Potter, but there's a standing switch. Bronx breaks that and gets a fireman's carry. Bronx with a stiff ass kick to Potter's back, to wake him up. Potter jumps up as Bronx just smiles. Collar and elbow tie up after some circling, leads to another waistlock from Potter. Bronx tries for the fireman's carry again, but Potter counters by landing on his feet and kicking Bronx square between the shoulder blades. Bronx jumps up and sees the smile on Potter's face. The cheers come up from the crowd, as the two begin to circle each other again. Lock up and waistlock from Bronx. Waistlock takedown and front chancery from Bronx. Potter counters by flipping onto his back, and kipping up. Bronx gets up onto one knee, seeing Potter looking right at him with a smile on his face. More applause from the crowd.
Potter and Bronx start to circle one more time, and Bronx gets the upperhand with a side headlock. Potter counters with a hammerlock, but Bronx reverses with his own. Potter searches for a way out, but his back elbow is ducked and Bronx hits an inverted atomic drop. Lariat from Bronx sends Potter under the bottom rope and onto the apron. Bronx walks over and sets Potter up for a suplex back into the ring. Potter blocks. Potter goes for his own suplex, and gets it. Bronx flips out though and lands on the catwalk. He rushes at Potter who flips him back over the top rope and into the ring. Bronx lands on his feet, however, and grabs Potter as he turns around. Bronx suplexes Potter back into the ring this time, and floats over for the cover. Potter gets his knees up on the float over to stop Bronx and pushes him back up agains the ropes. Potter rolls out of the way as Bronx bounces off the ropes and lands on the mat. Potter grabs Bronx arm and goes for the La Majistral Cradle, but Bronx pulls his arm away, smiling at Potter as he backs into the corner. Bronx shakes his head back and forth, as Potter just smiles.
Bronx walks out of the corner and begins to circle Potter. Another lockup and Bronx gets an arm wringer, but Potter catches his kick to the stomach. Bronx has Potter's arm, and Potter has Bronx's leg. Both men let go of the body parts, then rush at each other with lariats. Their arms collide, knocking them sideways. Potter and Bronx both regain their balance. Potter runs to the ropes, as Bronx runs to the adjecent ropes. Criss-cross time baby! Both men pass by each other without hitting each other, until finally Potter holds onto the ropes. He waits until Bronx bounces off his ropes, then rushes to the center of the ring. The lariat is counter by Bronx, who saw it coming, with an armdrag. Potter jumps to his feet and gets taken down with another armdrag. Potter up quickly again, and fakes out Bronx, who goes for another armdrag, but comes up empty. Bronx turns back around and Potter gives him and armdrag. Bronx jumps up and eats another armdrag. Bronx kips up, and blocks the third armdrag, but placing his leg in front of Potter's keeping him from rotating over. Bronx pulls Potter into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Potter is up quickly but gets clotheslined over the top rope.
Potter backs into the guardrail as Bronx joins him. Bronx adds a kick to the stomach before rolling Potter back into the ring. Potter starts to get up as Bronx rushes at him. Swinging neckbreaker attempt from Bronx is countered as Potter spins all the way around, knees Bronx in the stomach and tries to take Bronx down for the crippler crossface, but Bronx is quick to counter with a fireman's carry, but Potter rolls onto his feet rather quickly and hits a gorgeous flipping dropkick on Bronx. Potter runs to the ropes, as Bronx lays on his stomach on the mat. Potter steps over him as he continues to the ropes. Instead of going for a leapfrog, Bronx hits a powerslam on Potter! Bronx gets a two count. Irish whip from Bronx, but Potter counters the knee to the stomach, by grabbing Bronx's leg and roll through with a rollup. Two count for that. Both men jump up and Bronx goes for a jumping calf kick and Potter ducks. Potter goes for another flipping dropkick, but Bronx bats the legs away, and hits Potter with a T-Bone suplex when he gets back onto his feet. Potter rolls to the outside as Bronx walks to the ropes. Slingshot cross body by Bronx onto Potter. Bronx picks up Potter and sets him onto the ring apron. Bronx joins him, and sets up for Michinoku Driver off the apron and to the floor, but Potter flips out and lands behind Bronx on the apron. Bronx turns around and Potter hits HIM with the Michinoku Driver off the apron and to the floor, to a loud pop.
Potter collects himself, then picks up Bronx. Bronx is rolled back into the ring, as Potter quickly follows him in. Potter with the lateral press, but doesn't hook the legs. Bronx gets his foot on the bottom rope at 2.9999, as Potter slaps the mat, knowing he forgot to hook the leg. Potter picks up Bronx and whips him into the corner. Bronx hits hard and staggers out. Potter runs to the ropes, bounces off, and goes for a bulldog on Bronx, but Bronx sees it coming and hits a back kick to the face! Potter goes down as Bronx drops to one knee. Bronx backs into the corner after he gets to his feet as Potter gets to his knees. Potter gets to his feet as Bronx comes charging at him. Jumping calf kick is ducked by Potter, who runs to the ropes. Bronx turns around and gets speared by Potter! 2.9999!!! Potter picks up Bronx and goes for an Implant DDT, but Bronx blocks by holding onto the top rope, causing Potter to fall on his back. Bronx grabs Potter's legs but Potter grabs the ropes before he can lock on the Bronxlock[sharpshooter]!
Bronx nails Potter with a stiff forearm shot, before whipping him into the corner. Bronx follows in with a big lariat, then lifts Potter onto the top turnbuckle. Bronx follows after him, and sets up for the Muzzle[top rope jackhammer], but Potter punches away at Bronx's stomach and knocks him off the top turnbuckle. Potter stands up on the top turnbuckle and nails Bronx with a flying elbow for 2.5! Potter picks up Bronx and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Potter looks to be going for a superplex, but Bronx punches his way free and knocks Potter off the top. Potter is on his feet however, and Bronx leaps off with a double ax-handle. Potter kicks Bronx in the stomach on the way down, and sets up for the Clayhead[pedigree]! Potter gets one arm hooked back and reaches down for the other one, Bronx quickly counters by turning sideways a bit and flipping Potter onto his back. Bronx has all his weight on Potter, and has a leg hooked. 1...... 2..... 3!! Potter kicks out a split second too late. A handshake from both men, as they get a standing ovation.
WINNER: Bronx, via variation rollup @ 27:18
***Bronx***
"As you all know, I was born and raised in the Bronx, not far from Manhattan. I am so used to walking up and seeing those two massive buildings there. They were a form of strength for all new yorkers. They showed our uniqueness and represented all that America is. I found out about this while I was in Jail. I'm glad Max got me out to fight here tonight and to pay my respects. I have not recieved words of any of my loved ones being hurt, but we'll have to see in the coming week. My condolensces to all that did lose their family. My sympathy's go out to everyone," Bronx gets up and leaves, solemnly.
--The Butcher vs. Jose' Jose'--
The Butcher is in the ring, with a microphone, and he begins to talk, "This is a very important night, and I feel that these fans cannot go home without seeing The Butcher in action tonight. So, let me bring out my very special opponent.... JOSE' JOSE'!!"
Jose' Jose' makes his way out, and shakes the hand of The Butcher. Crazy Lou runs out and signals for the start of this match. The Butcher and Jose' Jose' begin to circle each other, and they lock up. Jose' Jose' whips out an armdrag, to completely baffle Butcher. Butcher gets to his feet and he is instantly dropkicked through the ropes. Jose' Jose' doesn't waste anytime jumping to the top rope and springboarding off with a flying head scissors onto Butcher, sending both men crashing onto the cold concrete floor. Jose' Jose' jumps up and says something in Spanish, that no one in attendence understands, but they applaud the move nonetheless. Butcher gets to his feet and is completely shocked. Jose' Jose' really wants to win the match, and it caught Butcher off guard. The Butcher walks around the ring and climbs back into the ring, as Jose' Jose' has already returned there. The Butcher climbs in and walks over to Jose' Jose'. He says something about calming down, so Jose' Jose' responds with a thumb to the eye. Jose' Jose' walks away laughing as the crowd is eating it up. Jose' Jose' turns back around and Butcher levels him with a lariat! The Butcher jumps up, but gets booed. He's in shock!
The Butcher picks up Jose' Jose' and gets headbutted in the groin! Jose' Jose' rolls up Butcher for two. Butcher jumps up and eats a spinning heel kick from Jose' Jose'! Butcher up quickly again, and catches Jose' Jose's spinning heel kick this time. Butcher just tosses Jose' Jose' backwards and on the back of his head. The Butcher stumbles back into the corner, just in shock at Jose' Jose'. Jose' Jose' is slow on his feet as The Butcher walks from the corner. Jose' Jose' jumps up and pokes Butcher in the eye again! Jose' Jose' pulls Butcher's pants down!!! Butcher is standing there in his boxer briefs, and a very large buldge!!
"Whoa! What's that in The Butcher's pants," is the question that Randy Boggs poses.
"I don't know, but I don't recall there ever being that big of a buldge in his pants before... not that I look that often," King Royce answers.
"Um... right. Well, I'll have to agree though. Either he's wrestling with a hard on, or he's just one HUGE guy," Randy Boggs replies with.
"For Jose' Jose' sake, and ours, I hope he's just big," King Royce says back, with a look of disgust on his face.
Jose' Jose' looks down at Butcher's crotch and his eyes widen. He starts to slowly back away as The Butcher's vision finally clears up. He looks at Jose' Jose', who steps through the ropes and has a look of horror on his face. The Butcher doesn't know what's up, then he looks down. He quickly pulls up his pants, and tries to reason with Jose' Jose'. The fans are laughing their asses off at all this, as Jose' Jose' keeps getting further away as Butcher approaches. Butcher insures that it's not a hard on, and finally convinces Jose' Jose' to get back into the ring. Jose' Jose' and Butcher begin to circle each other and they lock up. Butcher gets a waist lock, and Jose' Jose' quickly breaks away, holding his ass. Butcher apologizes, as Jose' Jose's jump out of the ring. He want no part of Butcher or this match now. Butcher jumps out of the ring and begins to walk after Jose' Jose', who takes off running. Butcher chases after him. Jose' Jose' runs into the ring, as Butcher follows him in. Jose' Jose' bounces off the ropes, and dropkicks Butcher in the face.
It only shows Butcher down for a second, as Jose' Jose' jumps out of the ring. He runs around, with Butcher right behind him. Jose' Jose' finally grabs a chair and stops. He turns around and tosses the chair at Butcher. Butcher catches it, then tosses it back at Jose' Jose'. Jose' Jose' tosses it back to Butcher, who tosses it back. They continue to toss the chair back and forth to each other until Jose' Jose' catches it for maybe the twentieth time, and The Butcher goes for a lariat, but Jose' Jose' ducks. Jose' Jose' tosses the chair back at Butcher, and follows up with a spinning kick to the chair, causing it to nail Butcher in the face. Jose' Jose' slides back into the ring and jumps to the middle turnbuckle to celebrate. The fans are behind Jose' Jose', as Butcher lays on the ground, with the "hard on" very noticable now, causing a huge tent in his pants.
Everyone is laughing as Butcher sits up. with blood trickling down his face. Man he can't go a match without bleeding. He doesn't know what's with the laughing until he looks down. He reaches into his pants and readjusts things before sliding into the ring. He goes at Jose' Jose', but quickly leaves the ring, not wanting Butcher's hands to touch him. I mean, he did have them down his pants and all. Jose' Jose' runs down the catwalk, as Butcher follows. Butcher tries to reason with Jose' Jose', who takes off his shoes and tosses them at Butcher to slow him down. Now Jose' Jose' throws his shirt, and pants. Jose' Jose' is now in his underwear, as he crawls between Butcher's legs to get away. Jose' Jose' jumps back into the ring, as Butcher follows him. Jose' Jose' tries to exit the ring on the ther side now, and Butcher grabs the elastic waistband of his underwear. His Superman underroos, to be exact. Butcher pulls on them, until Jose' Jose's ass is revealed to the whole audience, and to make matters worse, Butcher's "hard on" has shifted again, and is pointing right towards Jose' Jose's ass.
The crowd is just dieing now, as Jose' Jose' frantically tries to get away. He's screaming like a little girl as he wiggles around. Finally Jose' Jose' just slides out of his underwear. He falls to the ground, holding his crotch. Butcher files backwards to the canvas, with a tight grip on Jose' Jose's underwear. Butcher sits up and sees the underwear in his hand, then sees Jose' Jose' stand up on the outside completely nude. Butcher quickly tosses the underwear aside, as Jose' Jose' crawls back into the ring. He walks on his hands and knees and grabs his underwear. They are stretch beyond belief, as Butcher reaches in his pants. Jose' Jose' is extremely upset that his Superman underroos are ruined, and Butcher pulls something out of his pants. It's.... It's... THE PINK VIBRATOR!!!
"The pink vibrator has returned to the GFWA!!! This is a very special moment," Randy Boggs shouts.
"That was the buldge in his pants. I knew he wasn't that big! But Jose' Jose' on the underhand..." King Royce trials off at the end.
Butcher starts to parade around the ring, holding the pink vibrator high in the air, as the entire audience clutches their stomach, from laughing so hard. Butcher stops in the center of the ring and holds the vibrator as high into the air as he can get it. The Butcher turns around, and he trips over Jose' Jose'! Butcher hits the vibrator on the way down, knocking himself out, and rolling over onto his back. Jose' Jose' gets up trying to put his underwear back on. But unlike everyone else he doesn't do it one leg at a time and loses his balance. He falls over onto The Butcher! 1... 2..... 3!!! The crowd explodes!! Jose' Jose' keeps up and then realizes what's happened. He beat The Butcher!! Jose' Jose' begins to jump around the ring, in the nude, before realizing that he's nude. He quickly puts on his underwear and begins to jump around the ring, and taunting Butcher, who's out cold.
WINNER: Jose' Jose' via knocking out Butcher with his own PINK VIBRATOR~!, and tripping while putting on his underwear @ 10:50
"What an upset! Jose' Jose' just beat the Commissioner, a former World Champion, and a Hall of Famer! This is a big night in Jose' Jose's life," Randy Boggs proclaims.
"Speaking of big things, did you get a load of his... nevermind," King Royce says, but just grosses himself out.
***Ricky Green***
Ricky doesn't look his usual focused, fun-loving self today. He appears devastated. He talks with a certain degree of humanity, and remorse in his voice. "Tuesday will be a day that will not be soon forgotten. A Lot of people lost their lives senselessly. It's really dissapointing to get home from a long day of training and preparing to wrestle, and see images from our home nation, images of such destruction. I send my sympathies go out to everyone that have lost loved ones and family members. Indeed, it is a dark time for the United States. Even though, this is a time of mourning and rememberence. A Person cannot help but take a note to the uniting of all the nations to defeat this common threat of terrorism. You have thousands of New Yorkers, and Americans in general banding together doing what they can to help, showing Unity. You have countries like Canada, Britain, Egypt, France, and a lot of others banding together, standing behind the United States. It shows that the American Spirit, is definately still alive in us all. Although, just to bring this out in everyone, it took a devastating price to be paied. Ten's of thousands of people had to unwillingly give their lives....and even more had giving their livlyhoods on hold searching for their loved ones....It is definately a dark day, but every cloud seemingly does have it's silver lining....the victims of this catastrophe should be remember with dignity and respect....personally, I wish there was something i could do...and I'm sure that corporations such as GFWA, and other major industries will also help band together in America's time of need. and I can only prey that the men responsible get brought to justice....And That's.." there is a short pause, "...all I gotta Say," Ricky stands up, and tries to keep his face away from the camera to hide his expression.
--AJ Fortay vs. Ricky Green--
AJ Fortay and Ricky Green shake hands to start, before they lock up. Ricky gets a quick reverse atomic drop and lariat. Ricky picks up AJ and whips him to the ropes. Jumping back elbow by Ricky for two. Ricky picks up AJ and sets up for a DDT, but AJ counters and catapults Ricky into the corner. AJ grabs Ricky from behind and hits a wicked release german suplex for two! AJ picks up Ricky and whips him to the ropes. Dropkick by AJ sends Ricky to the outside. AJ runs to the ropes, hits the cartwheel, handspring, and flies over the top rope, completing the Space Flying Tiger Driver!!! AJ picks up Ricky and rolls him back into the ring. Slingshot senton by AJ! AJ picks up Ricky, but Ricky grabs his tights and tosses him through the ropes and to the outside. Ricky jumps to his feet and hits a big springboard pancha on AJ. Ricky rolls AJ back into the ring, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Missle dropkick from Ricky. La Majistral Cradle by Ricky, but AJ rolls through it to counter. Ricky jumps up and nails AJ with a spinning heel kick. Ricky with an irish whip and another lariat for two. Ricky picks up AJ and connects with two forearm shots, before sending AJ into the corner. Ricky follows in, but AJ pulls himself up to the top rope, and hooks Ricky's arms. Tarantula by AJ!! He is forced to break it, as Ricky starts to crawl on his hands and knees. AJ with a seated dropkick to the face of Ricky. AJ goes to the ropes, and springboards off the middle rope with a moonsault! It meets knees!
AJ is up holding his stomach and Ricky kicks him for good measure in the stomach. Ricky picks up AJ and slams him down with a big powerbomb. Two count follows. Ricky picks up AJ and whips him to the ropes. AJ ducks the lariat, ducks the backhand on the return, and nails Ricky with a spinning heel kick. Both men are down. AJ quickly kips up as Ricky gets to his feet. Irish whip by AJ leads to a sunset flip for Ricky. Two count. AJ counters with a pin of his own for two. AJ and Ricky continue to counter roll ups, for about twelve two counts. Finally AJ kicks out of one, and ducks a Ricky lariat, and hits a springboard hurricanrana for two! Ricky is sent into the corner and AJ follows in with a jumping knee to the face. AJ goes over the top rope and lands on the arpon as a result. Ricky staggers out of the corner, and AJ jumps to the top rope. Springboard dropkick to the back of Ricky's head. La Majistral Cradle from AJ, and it gets 2.5!
AJ pulls Ricky up and goes for a Tiger Driver, but Ricky blocks. Ricky blocks the second attempt, and takes AJ over with a fireman's carry. AJ jumps up and runs into a kick to the stomach. Ricky hits the Tiger Driver on AJ! 2.9! Ricky whips AJ to the ropes and hits a devistating spinebuster! Pheonix Splash from Ricky, but AJ gets the knees up!! AJ boots Ricky in the stomach and hits a Tiger Driver of his own! 2.99!! Irish whip by AJ leads to the Slow Burn[rolling elevated half crab]!! Ricky struggles and struggles, but finally makes the ropes. AJ pulls Ricky away from the ropes, and keeps the hold locked on to a huge pop from the fans. Ricky twists his body so that he can kick at AJ's head to break the hold. He gets free as AJ staggers into the ropes. AJ turns around as Ricky rushes at him. AJ flips Ricky up and over the top rope. Ricky lands on the apron however, and grabs AJ from behind. AJ turns around, and kicks Ricky's leg through the ropes. AJ lifts Ricky high into the air and walks away from the ropes. Brainbuster by AJ! 2.999!!!
AJ climbs onto the apron and comes flying back onto Ricky with a springboard leg drop for two. Irish whip by AJ results in a back body drop. AJ runs to the ropes and hits a cross body on Ricky for two. Another irish whip, and another back body drop, but Ricky lands on his feet this time and dropkicks AJ from behind. AJ stumbles forward and into the ropes. Ricky jumps onto AJ's back, causing him to choke himself on the middle turnbuckle. AJ is stilling hanging through the ropes, and Ricky slingshots himself over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of AJ's head. Ricky climbs back into the ring and puts AJ under the bottom rope. The catapult causes AJ's throat to snap against the bottom rope. That gets 2.75 for Ricky. Irish whip and a powerslam sets up a moonsault for Ricky! 2.9! Ricky picks up AJ and hits a Fisherman's Buster! 2.99!! Ricky grabs AJ and whips him into the corner. Stinger Splash and Tornado DDT set AJ up for the Drive By[shooting star press]!!! Ricky leaps off, but AJ moves out of the way. AJ grabs Ricky and sets up for the J Breaker[vertabreaker], but Ricky counters with a tomikaze! 2.9999!!!
Ricky whips AJ to the ropes and hits a superkick. Ricky picks up AJ and hits an Evenflow DDT for 2.999!! Whip into the corner and Ricky lifts AJ onto the top turnbuckle. AJ stops Ricky from doing the top rope hurricanrana, and lifts Ricky up for a superbomb! AJ leaps off, but Ricky counters in midair with the hurricanrana!!!!! The crowd pops HUGE for that. Both men are down however. Ricky is the first to his feet and hits AJ with the Elite Murda[falling reverse DDT]! Ricky jumps to the top turnbuckle and sets up for the Drive By a second time. AJ is close enough to the ropes, that he can shake them with his feet. Ricky loses his balance, and crotches himself on the top rope. AJ is still pretty much out of it however and cannot capitalize. This gives Ricky time to recover, as he carefully starts to stand on the top turnbuckle again. But it took so long that AJ is on his feet. He uses the middle rope to help get more height and to hit Ricky with the Break Point[superkick] from the top rope. AJ stops Ricky from falling off the top turnbuckle, and hits the superbomb!!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!
WINNER: AJ Fortay, via Superbomb @ 17:43
... Farewell ...
Everyone comes out, as the ref helps Ricky back onto his feet. AJ and Ricky shake hands after the match, as the wrestlers and crew join them in the ring. The American flag lowers a bit, as the crowd is on their feet and clapping. Everyone lowers their head again, as the arena fills with silence. We fade to black with a shot of the American flag.
**Credits**
Matches -- Michael Dupin
Tribute Segments w/ the Wrestlers -- The Wrestlers