... Sunday, December 31st, 2000 ...
... Astro Dome ...
... Houston, TX ...
... Only On PPV ...

[The cameras fade in from the preview channel, and opening up with Chiaroscuro slowly walking in the darkened Houston early nighttime. He's just arrived at the Astro Dome, and heading to the arena. Suddenly, he's attacked by two men. They beat him with lead pipes, until he's semi-unconscious. As Chiaroscuro looks up, he sees..... Max Danger and Ryan Reynolds!! The cameras fade...]

[We open back up with a GFWA video package, highlighting what's lead up to this PPV. The video plays for a good while, with the final scene of Phobia, Faze, and Devilz Darkside standing in the darkened shadows, looking at Joz, Japan Air, and Jez. The prototypical good versus evil posing all around. The video has ended, and we go into a pitch black Astro Dome. The quiet chatter between the fans can be heard, when suddenly the entire place fills with a bright red light, and is shaken with a huge explosion! Fireworks start to go off in every direction, as the GFWA theme music plays throughout the building. The pyro displays lasts a good two minutes, before the lights kick back on. The cameras start to pan the arena, showing signs reading "Biggunn Is Back Again.... Why!?", "Faze Is My Dad!", and "Got Jez?". The cameras continue to pan when the lights go out again. "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against the Machine starts to quietly play. Just has it hits hard, a huge explosion goes off, and President Max Danger and his protege, Ryan Reynolds make their way out. The boos are deafening. They slide into the ring and grab mics.]

Max Danger: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to NO ESCAAAPE!!! Yes, it is I, your humble leader and GFWA sex symbol, Max Danger!! Tonight, four huge No Escape matches, pitting two teams of four against each other. On our last show, we picked the teams, and boy are they ready to go at it. But let me tell you something now. There will be a special main event. The survivors of each No Escape match will march back out to the ring and compete in the Ultimate No Escape Match. It's a Hell in a Cell Ladder Match! Only way out is through the roof. First person to make to the floor wins a World Title Shot. If Phobia happens to win, he gets to choose his next challenger. But that's not why we're really out here, right Ryan?

Ryan Reynolds: That's right Max. See, you are looking at the new World Champion. I will be the ultimate survivor, and I will go on to defeat Phobia when I get the shot! You all will be witnessing something special tonight, and that's my rise to the top!

Max Danger: The man's right, he is going to be the next big thing. Speaking of big things, hey Chiaroscuro, did you enjoy your beating earlier? We sure did enjoy dishing it out. Hope you can make it up for our match later.

Ryan Reynolds: Hey Max, why exactly did we beat up our partner?

Max Danger: Well, it's simple really. See, Chiaroscuro isn't really needed for us to defeat The Silencas, ya know, since they suck so much. And with Chiaroscuro out of the picture, he can't try and weasle his way into the Ultimate No Escape match.

Ryan Reynolds: Oh I see. But what if he tries to spoil our plans and cost us the match?

Max Danger: Chiaroscuro doesn't have the balls to attack the President! He's too big of a pus....

[Just then, Max is popped in the head with a beer bottle someone had thrown. He goes down to one knee, and the blood starts to pour out. It's covering his face. Meanwhile, Ryan gets laid out with a viscious right cross! Ryan is lifted into the air and gets driven to the mat again with a corkscrew fireman's carry piledriver!!!! Max wipes the blood from his eyes, and sees Ryan lying motionless on the canvas. Max wipes more blood from his eyes, then as he looks down at the mat, two feet appear. Max slowly looks upward and has a scared shitless look on his face. Max starts to crawl backwards, but the man grabs him by the neck, and lifts him into the air. Max looks at the man pleading for his life. Max is then just pushed back down to the canvas, and looks up at.... Chiaroscuro!!! Chiaroscuro shoots Max a look that would give an old lady a heart attack. He leaves the ring and goes through the crowd, as Max stares after him. He calls for some medics, who come rushing to help Ryan.]

Randy Boggs: Oh my god! What a hot start to this Pay Per View, King!

King Royce: Indeed, Randy. Earlier tonight, Max and Ryan attacked Chiaroscuro with lead pipes, and now Chiaroscuro has returned the favor!

Boggs: But why didn't he do anything more to Max? He had him right where he wanted him.

Royce: My only guess would be to just strike fear into him, so he won't try anything again for fear of his life. But if I were Chiaroscuro, which I'm glad I'm not, I would have finished Max right then and there.

Boggs: Good point, Randy. Chiaroscuro could be in for some serious trouble if Max decides to go after him again. Max can get anyone on his side with the money he has.

Royce: I'd help him out, since he is my hero.

Boggs: Well your hero will be teaming up with Ryan Reynolds, Chiaroscuro, and Nate Grey tonight to take on The Silencas captained by Light-Heavyweight Champion, Ricky Green. Ricky has Sonic Youth, paYne, and miZery on his side. With the troubles brewing in Danger & Exticement, I just don't see how they can win this. Max has caused a bit too much trouble within his own team.

Royce: True, but remember, Max has the money. He can get anyone to work for him. He could even pay The Silencas off to throw the match!

Boggs: Speaking of throwing.... I got nothing to go with that.

Royce: Yeah, you were trying a bit hard to seque into the next match shill.

Boggs: Yeah, we'll just do it the old fashioned way. And in another No Escape match, Team Bigg will take on The Butcher's Clinic. Team Bigg is headed by the returning Biggunn, who inherited Able's partners after Biggunn tossed him off a mezzanine on the last Rumble show! Biggunn will be paired with Matt Vargas, Corbin Cassidy, and Hipocrasy. No one can trust Vargas, and Biggunn hasn't been showing up for appearance lately. Doesn't bode well for Hipocrasy and Cassidy.

Royce: Nope, and on the opposite side of the ring, you have The Butcher leading a team with Little Jack, Dexter, and Shane Adams. Shane's been running his mouth in the locker room, and seems as if everyone hates him. He's Vargas 2.0!

Boggs: Right. Another person who in the past had caused a bit of a uproar in the locker room was Chaos, and he will be leading Guy McDonald, Shadow, and Fury into battle against Eddie Ritcher and Team Flawless. Eddie will have Todd Taylor, Brandon Storm, and a Myster Partner at his side.

Royce: Any idea who this mystery guy is?

Boggs: Nope, but the rumors have been running rampant. Everyone from Johnny Street to Sean Casey has been rumored, but nothing has been confirmed or denied.

Royce: My bet is on Sean Casey, so he can take out Chaos once and for all.

Boggs: That would make sense, so it probably won't happen, King.

Royce: Oh yeah, wrestling is all about the swerve, baby!

Boggs: Right you are, and in our final regular No Escape match, the Faces of Evil, consisting of World Champion, Phobia, Extreme Champion Faze, and the former tag team champions, Devilz Darkside, will wage war on the J-Team. The US Champ Joz, Tag Team Champs Japan Air, and Jez are the members, and there is a lot of intense hatred between the wrestlers here.

Royce: That one will be brutal, and you won't want to miss it! Five champions in one match! That's just unheard of!

Boggs: Right, and the biggest prize of them all, the GFWA Championship held by Phobia, will be what every survivor will be gunning for in the Ultimate No Escape match at the end of the show! They will all be fighting for a shot at Phobia's title, that is if they make it out of the cell in one piece!

Royce: I can't wait for that one. That's when Ryan Reynolds gets his name in the wrestling history books.

Boggs: I don't see that happening, but it could, because anything and everything can and will happen here in the GFWA!!

[[[...Team Chaos _vs_ Team Flawless...]]]

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica suddenly starts to play. The crowd immediately starts to boo. Chaos, the captain of Team Chaos, steps through the curtains as the boos grow louder. He is then joined by Guy McDonald, Shadow, and Fury. They pose at the entrance way, then head towards the ring.]

Boggs: I guess this means that our first match is about to start!

Royce: Pure genius Randy, pure genius.

[All four men enter the ring, as the cell starts to come down. "Enter Sandman" fades out, and "Sin" by Stone Temple Pilots hits. Out walks Eddie Ritcher, Todd Taylor, and Brandon Storm. They start towards the cell, then stop at the door. Suddenly, "Genius" by Pitchshifter plays over the PA and Vice President Will Geddes walks out to the edge of the cage, a microphone in hand.]

Will Geddes: I know you've all been wondering who the mystery guy is for this match. Well I gotta tell you that he's a great wrestler, and one of my favourite guys ever. He's a rare talent, and not the sort of wrestler who's gonna do this too often. So make best use of this fans, your chance to see a great wrestler in action. Introducing... ME! LET'S HAVE SOME!!!!

[The VP rushes into the ring with his partners and the bell rings to open the match. Will goes right at Chaos, but is intercepted by Shadow and Fury. They punch away at Will in the corner, while Guy McDonald gets taken down by Todd Taylor. They exchange blows, and roll to the outside. Guy reverses an irish whip, and sends Taylor in the cell wall! Chaos is laughing at Will get beat down in the corner, until Eddie runs around the ring, and pulls Chaos out by his legs. Eddie with several rights that gets Chaos reeling. Chaos is backed up against the ring post, and Eddie comes charging at him. Chaos lifts Eddie up and into the ring post!]

Boggs: It's all out mayhem in there, King!

Royce: Did you see Eddie's head bounce off the ring post? DAMN!

[Chaos stomps away until Storm clotheslines him from behind. Storm has his right blocked, and is sent into the cell wall. Chaos unloads with a series of lefts and rights, that knock Storm on his ass. In the ring, Shadow and Fury whip Will out of the corner, but he reverses and clotheslines both men down! Fury back up and taken back down with a hard right. Will goes at Shadow who ducks his clotheslines, but Will comes back with a bulldog clothesline! Fury comes at Will, and it's Da Krunch[flapjack into spinebuster] time! 1... 2... 3!!!]

Boggs: VP Will just eliminated Fury with Da Krunch!

Royce: Will is looking impressive!

[Outside now, as Guy suplexes Taylor on the concrete. Chaos is being double teamed by Storm and Ritcher, but Guy comes over and takes down Storm. Chaos fires back with rights to Ritcher, and T-Bone suplexes him into the cell wall! In the ring, Will ducks a Shadow superkick, and takes him down with a back elbow. Will goes to the ropes, and Chaos pulls down the top rope! Chaos unloads on Will with viscious rights! Chaos rolls Will back into the ring. He tries to follow after, but Ritcher pulls him off and slams him into the ring steps! In the ring, Shadow goes up top, and tries a somersault senton! Will caught him!!! R.I.P[dominator] by Will!!! 1... 2... 3!!!!]

Boggs: Will just eliminated Shadow! That's two eliminations for him!

Royce: Will is in the zone tonight!

[Will is up, but gets clipped from behind by Guy! Guy goes to work on Will's knee! He drives his elbow into Will's knee! He drops his knee on Will's! Guy brings Will up. Dragon Screw Legwhip! Figure Four by Guy! No! Will kicked him off! Will up, and Guy kicks his legs out from under him. Guy stomps away at Will's leg, before Storm stops him with a forearm shot to the back. Storm whips Guy to the ropes. Guy slides between his legs, and superkicks him in the back of the head!! Guy locks in the Pain of Glory[crossface variation], and Storm is tapping!!!!]

Boggs: Whoa! What the hell kind of move was that!?

Royce: I dunno, but it eliminated Storm in quick fashion.

[Guy releases the hold, and gets speared out of his boots by Todd Taylor! Taylor whips Guy to the ropes, and takes him down with a leg lariat! Will back up, and joins Taylor in his beating of Guy. Double hiptoss out of the corner! Taylor goes to the top rope, and sits on Will's shoulder's. Will drops Taylor into Guy's groin with a inverted powerbomb!! Taylor whips Guy to the ropes. Back bodydrop by Taylor, and Will catches Guy with a powerbomb!!! Will picks up Guy, and hits a slingshot suplex, as Taylor hits at lionsault!!]

Boggs: This is just some crazy action, King!

Royce: I love this stuff!

[Taylor whips Guy to the ropes, and Chaos pulls him out of the ring. Chaos in and clotheslines both Taylor and Will down. Chaos sends Taylor into the corner, then sends Will into him. Chaos with a stinger splash on both men! Chaos sends Will to the ropes. Spinning heel kick takes him down! Taylor comes at Chaos... drop toe hold! Chaos ducks a charging Will's clothesline, then flips him into Taylor! Taylor is knocked to the outside, while Chaos drives Will to the canvas with a death valley driver!! Chaos goes up top, and goes for the Total Chaos[top rope skateboard legdrop], but Ritcher pulls Will out of the way! Chaos hits hard!]

Boggs: Chaos' high-risk move didn't pay off that time.

Royce: Eddie saved his partner that time.

[Ritcher kicks Chaos in the leg, knocking him back down. Ritcher sends Chaos to the corner, but misses the blind charge. Chaos unloads with some rights, but Ritcher battles back. Chaos knees Ritcher in the stomach, and DDTs him! 1... 2... kick out! Chaos sets Ritcher on the top rope, and goes for a superplex. It's blocked, and Ritcher pushes Chaos off! Chaos slowly gets back to his feet, and Ritcher leaps off the top! Missile Dropkick by Ritcher! Ritcher whips Chaos to the ropes, he ducks the clothesline, but gets taken down with a back elbow. Chaos sent into the corner again. Ritcher charges in, but Chaos pulls himself up to the top rope. Ritcher with a right, but it's blocked. Tornado DDT by Chaos!!!]

Boggs: What a move by Chaos!

[On the outside, Guy bulldogs Taylor's head into the ring steps!! Will and Guy are trading blows now, but a eye rake gives Guy the advantage. Guy slams Will's head into the cell wall. Guy whip a hard whip into the cell wall, and Will flips upside down on the velocity of the whip, and hits his back on the cell wall. Will landed on his neck. Guy comes at him, and dropkicks him in the face!!]

Royce: Jesus! Will is busted open!!

[Guy picks up Will, and gets kneed in the groin! Will hiptosses Guy into the cell wall! Taylor back up, and helps Will to stomp away at Guy! In the ring, Chaos' irish whip is reversed. He slides between Ritcher's legs, ducks the haymaker, and hits a dragon suplex!!! 1.. 2.... 3!!! Chaos gets up, and is leveled by Taylor! Taylor whips Chaos to the ropes, and hits a high knee! Will rolls Guy into the ring, and goes up top. Will comes off with a flying clothesline, but Guy catches his arm.... Pain of Glory!!! Will's tapping!!!!]

Boggs: Two eliminations back to back for Team Chaos!

Royce: Chaos and Guy are working well as a unit. They've just eliminated Eddie Ritcher and VP Will.

[Guy pushes Will out of the ring, and gets hammered in the back by Taylor. Taylor whips Guy to the ropes, and powerslams him!! 1... 2... kick out. Taylor ducks the Chaotic Kick[superkick] from Chaos, and he nails Guy!! Guy falls out of the ring, and Taylor rolls up Chaos! 1.. 2.... thr.. kick out! Taylor bodyslams Chaos, and hits a middle rope elbow drop. Taylor with a snap suplex on Chaos! 1.. 2.. kick out! Chaos up and sent to the ropes. He goes for a floatover DDT, but Taylor blocks! Northern Lights Suplex!! 1... 2.. thr.. kick out!]

Boggs: Taylor, as the lone Team Flawless member, is really taking it to Chaos.

Royce: Todd Taylor is showing us that he belongs in the GFWA tonight!

[Taylor lifts Chaos up from the mat, and kicks him in the stomach. Taylor off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker! Taylor drops the knee to Chaos' face. Chaos whipped to the ropes again, and kicked in the stomach. Chaos is doubled over, and Taylor goes for an axe kick. Chaos counters by Chaotic Kick to the crown jewels!! Taylor lets out a loud scream of pain! Chaos staggers to his feet, and covers Taylor. 1... 2... foot on the bottom rope. Chaos whips Taylor to the ropes... rolling clothesline by Chaos!! Chaos is waiting for Taylor to get to his feet.]

Boggs: Chaos is measuring Taylor for the Chaotic Kick!

Royce: I'm still feeling the pain that Taylor has following that Chaotic Kick to the nuts.

[Taylor pulls himself up by the ropes. Chaotic Kick is caught by Taylor. Taylor spins Chaos around. Boot to the gut. Powerbomb time! Chaos rolls through, and rolls up Taylor!! Guy is finally up, and is holding Chaos' feet on the ropes!! 1... 2... 3!!! It's over!! "Enter Sandman" hits, as Chaos celebrates with Guy McDonald.]

Boggs: Wow! What an opener! Team Chaos wins, as Guy McDonald and Chaos move on to the main event!

Royce: I don't think they'll be teaming up in there. And I'm sure Guy won't forget the Chaotic Kick he was hit with either.

Boggs: I'm sure he won't, King.

[The cameras quickly cut to the back where Ricky Hunter pulls up in his Limo. Dave Hadder is there to see who it is. Hunter steps out and Dave starts to speak to him.]

Dave Hadder: Ricky Hunter? What are you doing here? You are not even a part of this PPV.

Ricky Hunter: I have my reasons.

Dave Hadder: Then why are you here?

Ricky Hunter: Why should I tell you?

Dave Hadder: I'm just trying to do my job.

Ricky Hunter: And I'm just trying to do mine.

[Ricky pushes Dave and then walks off as we return to the arena.]

Boggs: What's Ricky Hunter doing here, King?

Royce: I dunno, but it looks like he has something planned.

Boggs: Maybe he wants in on this No Escape stuff?

Royce: I don't think killing yourself at your first show would be good. Probably just here to kick someone's ass.

Boggs: That's how it normally works, eh?

[The scene switches to a man in the front row. It is Johnny Street. People around him hold up signs to try to get on camera. Everybody who didn't know he was there now cheers loudly. He just smiles and nods his head.]

Boggs: King! It's Johnny! He's here tonight to watch the action!

Royce: HEY JOHNNY! WHERE'S PEDRO?

[Johnny points to the other side of the arena where fans are all over a man. The man is Pedro.]

Royce: YES! GET ME A TACO!

Boggs: Ugh...

[Pedro holds up a sign.]

Boggs: What does that say King?

Royce: Uh... I've got miseltoe in my back pocket so you can kiss my ass. HA!

[Johnny shakes his head in digust and waves to the crowd one last time.]

Boggs: Could this mean that Street and Pedro are looking to work in the GFWA again?

Royce: I dunno, Randy, but it would be cool. Street is a great wrestler, while Pedro is.. well, Pedro.

Boggs: Yes, Street would be a great addition to the GFWA roster.

Royce: And did you hear the crowd when he was shown on the G-Tron? Danger had better sign him quickly!

Boggs: You're his friend, you talk to him.

Royce: Yeah... I'll get right on that.

Boggs: You've never talked to Max, have you?

Royce: Yeah, but he wasn't in the same building. He couldn't hear me shouting from my apartment building to his hotel room, due to all the traffic.

Boggs: Oh well.

Royce: I'll talk to him one of these days, I guarantee it!

Boggs: Well, I hope you do.

[The Camera follows Ricky Hunter walking down the hall. Hunter stops infront of a dressing room. The Camera zooms in on the door name and it says Ricky Green. Hunter puts his ear up to the door and he can hear some sounds. Hunter puts his hand on th door knob and pushes it open. But there is no Green in the room , only some unknown dude. Ricky looks back and Green hits him with left and rights. Hunter finally hits Green with a thunderous right and knocks him down. Hunter picks up a Lazy Boy chair and throws it at Green, it seems to hit him in the back. Hunter picks up Green and Body Slams him through a table. Hunter whips his fore head and flicks the sweat at Green and then mutters "Some Champion..."]

Boggs: Oh my god!! Ricky Hunter just attacked the Light-Heavyweight Champion, Ricky Green!!

Royce: And his match is next! YES!!

Boggs: Why are you so happy?

Royce: Because Max's team is facing Ricky's! It'll be an easy win for Danger & Excitement!

Boggs: Yeah, but Ryan, Chiaroscuro, and even Max are all kinda hurt too.

Royce: Oh yeah.... But The Silencas suck!

Boggs: They have Sonic Youth, the man who retired Kronos, and the young team of faTe. The Silencas are better than just about any other team here tonight.

Royce: Damn!

Boggs: Well, let's get that next match undeway!

[[[...Danger & Excitement _vs_ The Silencas...]]]

[The lights in the arena go out, as "Born of a Broken Man" by RATM starts to play. When it hits hard, a huge explosion goes off, and out walks Max Danger and Ryan Reynolds. They stand at the entrance, waiting for their partners. Max's head is bandaged up, as Ryan is holding his neck. Nate Grey then walks out to join them, and they slowly walk towards the cell.]

Boggs: Where's Chiaroscuro!?

Royce: He's bailing on the match! I knew it!

[Max, Ryan, and Nate step into the cell, and slide into the ring. Max pulls a mic out of his tights.]

Max Danger: Sorry folks, but Chiaroscuro isn't going to be in this match tonight. He ran home to his mommy. Chiaroscuro was scared of what I would do to him. You don't mess with the boss folks!

[The lights suddenly go out again, as smoke fills the arena. When they come back up, Chiaroscuro is standing behind his teammates. Chiaroscuro grabs Max by the throat when he turns around, and backs him in the corner. Ryan goes at him, but Nate turns him around, and starts to unload with a bunch of rights! Nate dumps Ryan to the outside, and starts to yell at Max, while he's still being choked.]

Boggs: Dear lord! This team is already fighting with each other!

Royce: Get it back together Max!

[Chiaroscuro continues to choke Max, when "Last Resort" by Papa Roach kicks up. The fans come to their feet. Out comes paYne, miZery, and Sonic Youth. They wait for Ricky Green. The crowd starts to chant for Green, who hobbles out. All four walk to the ring, as Chiaroscuro continues to choke Max. They go to their side of the ring and just watch.]

Boggs: This is just nonsense!

Royce: Chiaroscuro is screwing with Max's plans!

[Nate is still yelling at Max, when Chiaroscuro grabs him by the throat! The crowd is in stunned silence! Chiaroscuro chokeslams Nate! Ryan slides back into the ring, and starts to stomp away at Nate. Max then joins in on the fun. Chiaroscuro tosses Nate across the ring, where Ricky Green is standing. Max tells him to pin him. 1... 2... 3!!!]

Boggs: What the hell is going on!?

Royce: I don't have any idea!

[Ricky looks back at his teammates with a "what the hell!?" expression on his face. Suddenly, Ryan clotheslines him in the back of his head. Max and Ryan hit a double fisherman's brainbuster on Ricky!!! Ryan is celebrating, and Max just planted him with a dragon suplex!!!!! The crowd is in shock of what's going on. They don't know how to react. Max goes to the middle turnbuckle, as Chiaroscuro lifts Ryan up to him. Middle rope tombstone!!!!! Chiaroscuro drags Ricky on top of Ryan. 1... 2... 3!!!]

Boggs: Jesus, what the hell is going on!?

Royce: I'm lost, man.

Max Danger: Ryan, you worthless piece of shit! Some protege you turned out to be! I let you into my home. I train you. I let you sleep with my ex-girlfriend and personal nurse. And how do you repay me? You go running your mouth off to some internet reporter about how you are only using me for your own personal gain. That I am just some loser stuck in the past. Well, fuck you Ryan! You are no longer my protege! I have a new one, bitch, and he's ten times the athlete you are! He's... AAAAAAH!!

[Ricky had tagged in Sonic Youth, and he rolls Max up! 1... 2.... 3!!!]

Boggs: This is just to confusing! Max attacks Chiaroscuro, he attacks him. They all three turn on Nate Grey. Max turns on Ryan, and... fuck it, it's too confusing!

Royce: So, it's four on one, right?

Boggs: I think so.

Max Danger: What the hell!? How dare you!? I.... oh shit!

[Payne and Mizery are in, and they double dropkick Max out of the ring. They go outside, and slam him into the ring steps. Payne pulls out a table, and they go to put Max through it, but Chiaroscuro stops them. Chiaroscuro chokeslams both men through the table!!!! Chiaroscuro rolls into the ring, and gets double dropkicked by Ricky and Sonic Youth. The send him to the ropes. Chiaroscuro takes both men down with a double shoulder tackle! Chiaroscuro picks up Youth, and tosses him to the outside. Ricky up, and dropkicks him in the leg! Ricky pounds away at Chiaroscuro's legs, but he gets pushed off. Ricky back to the legs, but gets pushed away again. Ricky back to the leg, but Chiaroscuro whips him to the ropes. Ricky ducks, and chopblocks Chiaroscuro before he can turn back around.]

Boggs: Ricky Green is using great strategy on Chiaroscuro.

Royce: I'm just glad all that other stuff is over with. It was hurting my head.

[Ricky goes for a sharpshooter, but can't turn Chiaroscuro over. Ricky gets kicked in the face, and he stumbles into the corner. Chiaroscuro charges in, but Ricky moves. He kicks the knee again, and takes him down with another dropkick to the knees. Ricky goes up top, and leaps off. Hell's Haymaker[right cross] by Chiaroscuro!!! 1... 2... 3!!!]

Boggs: Wow! That came out of no where!

Royce: Yeah, and the Light-Heavyweight Champion has been eliminated.

[Sonic Youth back in and gets taken down with a big boot! Chiaroscuro whips Youth to the ropes. Big back elbow. Chiaroscuro sends Youth to the ropes again. He ducks the clothesline, and tries a cross body block, but Chiaroscuro catches him! Chiaroscuro flips Youth onto his shoulder, and rams him into the corner! Tree of Woe for Youth. Chiaroscuro grabs a steel chair and places it in front of Youth's face! Chiaroscuro with a running knee into the chair, and Youth is busted open!! Chiaroscuro picks up the chair, and turns around. Mizery and Payne double dropkick the chair back into his face!!]

Boggs: Great move by faTe!

Royce: Yes is was, but it didn't take the big man off his feet!

[Mizery and Payne go to the ropes, and hit flying forearms. Chiaroscuro is still on his feet. Double boot to the stomach, and they go for a double suplex. Chiaroscuro blocks, and drops both men on the top rope!!! Chiaroscuro shakes the cobwebs free, but when he turns around, he's hit with a missle dropkick from Youth! He's still on his feet!!! Youth tosses the chair at Chiaroscuro, who catches it, then hits a springboard spinning heel kick!!!]

Boggs: Wow! That was cool!

Royce: Very innovative!

[Youth pounds on Chiaroscuro with rights, then goes up top again with the chair. He waits for Chiaroscuro to get to his feet. He does, and he tosses the chair at him again. Chiaroscuro catches, and as Youth leaps off, he tosses back into his face!!! Chiaroscuro picks up Youth over his head and tosses him over the top rope and into the cell wall!!! Chiaroscuro turns around, and sees faTe coming at him. They duck his clothesline, and hit a double one-handed bulldog!!! Both men climb to the middle turnbuckle, and hit flying elbows!!! 1... 2... kick out!! Payne and Mizery whip Chiaroscuro into the corner. Poetry in Motion by Payne. They send him across the ring, and Mizery hits one! Payne goes up top, and dropkicks Chiaroscuro in the back. He stumbles into a Mizery belly to belly suplex!! 1... 2... kick out!!]

Boggs: faTe is really taking it to Chiaroscuro.

Royce: Yeah, but they can't seem to put him away.

[Chiaroscuro sent to the ropes. Payne with a drop toe hold, and Mizery comes with a superkick! Chiaroscuro catches Mizery's foot, while blocking the drop toe hold! Chiaroscuro spins Mizery around, and gives him a spinebuster onto his partner!! Chiaroscuro stumbles around, before gaining is bearings. Youth back in, holding his shoulder. Youth charges at Chiaroscuro. Youth is nailed in the shoulder with a steel chair!!! Chiaroscuro powerbombs Youth onto his injured shoulder!!! Chiaroscuro sets up a table on the outside, and gets Youth on the ring apron. He sets him up for a tombstone piledriver!!! Youth headbutts Chiaroscuro in the groin to get free!!! Mizery and Payne run at Chiaroscuro, but he double armdrags them through the table!!!!!]

Boggs: Holy shit!!

Royce: Chiaroscuro is unstoppable!!!!

[Chiaroscuro jumps down from the apron, and looks over faTe. He starts to smile, when someone behind him whistles. Chiaroscuro turns around, and gets hit in the stomach with a shovel!! Stunner by Youth!!! 1... 2... kick out!!! How!? Youth rams Chiaroscuro's head into the ring steps! Youth goes for a powerbomb, but can't get Chiarscuro up. Chiaroscuro flips Youth into the ring steps! Chiaroscuro rolls into the ring to catch his breath. faTe slowly joins him, and they all start to trade punches! Irish whip by Chiaroscuro sends Payne to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, and when he turns around Mizery kicks him low! Double DDT!!!]

Boggs: Great move by fate!

Royce: Chiaroscuro is in a bad way now.

[Chiaroscuro lifted up, and he ducks a double clothesline from faTe, but Youth hits him in the back with a steel chair!!! Chiaroscuro sent to the ropes again. Flapjack by faTe, and Youth hits a fameasser on Chiaroscuro!!!! They all three jump on him. 1... 2... 3!!!!]

Boggs: Wow! Sonic Youth and faTe have survived!!!

Royce: Three was just too much to over come for Chiaroscuro.

Boggs: Match was a little weird, huh King?

Royce: Most definitely. Maybe we'll get a chart to explain it later.

[The scene shifts to an animation. You see a llama with a crown on it's head, sitting on a throne. Many other llamas are bowed down around him. He takes a sip of Hawaiian Punch out of a plastic coconut, then speaks...]

George: Hello GFWA fans. I am King Llama George. I sponsor a small part of the GFWA, known to all the fans as the YoYo NeWsItE. Now this place seems to be pretty popular. That's why I invested money in it. But there is one big question that circles the whole site, which nobody can answer. What's the deal with King Llama George? Where's he King? What's he King of? Now you shall find out. Roll the tape...

[The scene switches to a different animated video, now one with black bars on the top and bottom, and is in black and white. It shows a very small llama.]

Narrator: George grew up in a small town in Kansas... known to him and all who lived there as Llama Hair Company. George never wanted to shaved, always wanted to keep his hair. This was a tough task. He always tried to escape, tried to get out of the horrible life he lived. And he could never find a way to do so, until he saw the movie Llama Run. This movie gave him the spirit to go on. He figured out he had to be shaven, and then escape one hour later. That is the only way he wouldn't be caught in the traps.

[There is now a picture of a trapping device, having a resemblence to scissors.]

Narrator: The traps were attracted to hair. And since George escaped without any hair, he made it easily. George then went to Chicago, where all other llama escapees fled. He took control of them all, giving them advice, and now they think of him as King. If you ever want to see George in person... too bad, he is completely made up. But his story still remains. His story can be told for generations to come.

[The scene now goes back to George in his throne.]

George: Now you know my story, so I ask you this... visit the site I sponsor and I will make money, and you will allow all of us here to never need to sell our hair.

[You see the address now, http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/yoyonews/index.htm.]

Boggs: That was the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.

Royce: Well, it gave me a chance to go get a kahlua.

Boggs: That's not kahlua you idiot, that's a Hawaiian Punch! Like in the commercial!

Royce: So? Let's move on...

[The cameras cut backstage. Joz is walking down the hallway and Dexter comes out of nowhere and smacks Joz in the back of the head with a nightstick. Dexter then goes on to handcuff Joz to a nearby vending machine. Then, using the nightstick, Dexter pummels Joz a few times and then finally chokes him with it. Dexter then goes on to tell Joz...]

Dexter: That's what you get for ditching me your plans.

[Dexter then looks around to see if anyone was wathcing and runs off smiling after his attack. We head back to the arena.]

Boggs: Dexter just attacked Joz!!

Royce: What plans was he talking about?

Boggs: I dunno, but I guess it pissed Dexter off that Joz ditched him on 'em.

Royce: Apparently. I don't know too many people that beat the hell out of someone who actually lets them go along with their plans.

Boggs: This is wrestling though, it could happen.

Royce: You're absolutely right.

Boggs: Well, by the sound of that music, I guess it's time for our next matchup!

[[[...Team Bigg _vs_ The Butcher's Clinic...]]]

[Suddenly, "The Way I Am" by Eminem hits as Biggunn, Matt Vargas, Corbin Cassidy, and Hipocrasy walk out. The fans start to boo. They slowly make their way to the ring, as we head backstage where Denise Lopez enters The Butcher's locker room to get any final words with The Butcher. She finds the room trashed. The Butcher is over in the corner with his table flipped over. He's kicking at one of the legs trying to break it off. Finally, it snaps and The Butcher picks it up and looks it over.]

Denise: Butcher, what are you doing!?

The Butcher: Getting ready for war.

Denise: War?

The Butcher: Yeah, No Escape you know. Hypocrisy wanted to turn this into a hardcore match and I'm going to oblige by cracking him upside his head this tabel leg.

[The Butcher walks to the other side of the room and throws the wooden leg inside his "Bag of Goodies".]

Denise: But you can't go out there with that!

The Butcher: Sure I can. I mean, who's going to stop me? Max Danger? Please! This isn't about GFWA Championships and #1 Contenderships, Denise. At first it was but now it isn't. This is about survival and respect. Hypocrisy is going to find peace and solitude at an area hospital when I'm done with him.

Denise: What about Phobia?

The Butcher: It's his choice to come after me. Yep, it's his choice and his choice alone. I'm hoping he does come after me because I want him to.

Denise: Why do you want him to come after you!? It makes no sense....

[The Butcher puts his right index finger on Denise's lips.]

The Butcher: Shh....the game is afoot.

[He kisses her on the forehead and runs out the door with his "Bag of Goodies". We cut back to the arena, as Team Bigg is waiting in the ring. "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains cranks up and Little Jack, Shane Adams, Dexter, and then The Butcher walks out behind them. He holds the bag of goodies high into the air, and the crowd goes crazy. Butcher leads his team into the cell, when the bell sounds.]

Boggs: This one is underway, King, and it won't be pretty.

Royce: Definitely not! Butcher has his bag of goodies, and I'm sure he's just itching to use them on somebody.

[Matt Vargas and Shane Adams start out. They circle each other. Adams goes at Vargas, who drops down, and rolls out of the ring. He gives his teammates the finger, and walks out of the cell. The crowd is stunned.]

Boggs: What the hell is going on here!?

Royce: Looks as if Vargas doesn't want to wrestle. He went to the ring, enough to earn your paycheck, and then left.

[Team Bigg is shocked. Adams looks back at his teammates, who are just wondering what the hell is going on. Adams shrugs his shoulders, and turns around. Hipocrasy kicks Adams in the stomach, and hits an implant DDT! Hipocrasy lifts Adams into the air, and hits a brainbuster! Adams bounced a good six inches off the mat! Hipocrasy whips Adams to the ropes, scoops him up.... Jumping Tombstone Piledriver!!! Adams bounced off the mat about a foot! Adams isn't moving! Hipocrasy puts his foot on Adams chest. 1.... 2... 3!! Hipocrasy dumps Adams to the outside, and motions for someone to get into the ring.]

Boggs: Hipocrasy may have killed Adams there!

Royce: No time to worry about that, because it's go time!

[Dexter comes in and charges at Hipocrasy. He slides between his legs, and gets a full nelson on! Hipocrasy breaks free, and gets a waistlock on Dexter. Waistlock takedown by Hipocrasy. Dexter now in a front face lock. He tries to punch free, but Hipocrasy locks it in tighter. Dexter backs Hipocrasy back into the corner, and Corbin Cassidy tags in. Dexter whips Hipocrasy across the ring, and starts to go after him, but Cassidy pulls him down by his hair! Cassidy in, and stomps away at Dexter. Irish whip is reversed, and Dexter takes Cassidy down with an armdrag. Cassidy back up, and sent to the outside with a dropkick. Dexter with a suicide dive on Cassidy, sending him into the cell wall!!]

Boggs: The action is starting to pick up here, King!

Royce: Oh boy, this is going to be great!

[Dexter rubs Cassidy's face against the meshing, cutting him open! Dexter whips Cassidy towards the ring apron. He leaps onto it, and comes off with a cross body block. Dexter catches him, and rams his back into the ring post! Dexter does it again! Dexter sets Cassidy on the ring apron, and joins him. Dexter with a backdrop suplex on Cassidy off the apron!! Cassidy rolled back into the ring. Dexter goes to the ropes, and hits an elbow. Cassidy sent into the corner, and Dexter hits a rolling kick! Cassidy stumbles to the mat, and Dexter climbs up top. AirWalk[top rope legdrop] on Cassidy!!! 1... 2... 3!!!!]

Boggs: Corbin Cassidy took a beating there, and Dexter finished him off with the AirWalk.

Royce: I love that move, he pretends like he's walking through the air on his way down.

[Hipocrasy back in, and clotheslines Dexter to the mat. Dexter sent to the ropes, and Hipocrasy hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Hipocrasy to the ropes, and drops a knee. Hipocrasy mounts Dexter and unloads with a series of punches. Hipocrasy whips Dexter to the ropes. Dexter ducks the clothesline, and tries a bulldog, but Hipocrasy catches him, and dumps him over the top rope! Hipocrasy leaps off the apron, and takes Dexter down with a double ax-handle smash! Dexter is sent into the cell wall! Hipocrasy lifts up the top steps, and goes at Dexter. Dexter dropkicks them back into Hipocrasy's face!]

Boggs: Ouch! That's gotta hurt.

Royce: Yep, and Hipocrasy is bleeding hardway from the mouth now.

[Dexter rolls into the ring, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Dexter tries a shooting star press but Hipocrasy moved, and Dexter landed on the steel steps!!!! He's hurt badly. Hipocrasy rolls into the ring, and tags in Biggunn. Biggunn slowly walks around the ring, but before he can get to Dexter, Little Jack comes off with a flying clothesline. Biggunn catches him, and rams his head against the cell wall! Biggunn then drops him onto the ring apron! LJ is lifted over Biggunn's head and tossed back into the ring. LJ slowly gets to his feet, and gets clubbed back down with a big right from Biggunn. Headbutt takes LJ down again. Biggunn whips LJ into the corner and charges in. LJ gets his boot up. LJ goes up top, but gets pushed off by Biggunn!! LJ rammed into the cell wall!!!]

Boggs: Biggunn is just beating on Little Jack.

Royce: He's just a big bully.

[Biggunn gets one leg over the top rope, when The Butcher starts to shake them up and down!!! Butcher clotheslines Biggunn to the outside! Butcher slams Biggunn into the cell wall, then into the ring apron, back to the cell wall, back to the apron, to the wall, to the apron, to the wall, to the apron, then suplexes him against the cell wall!!! Butcher goes for his bag of goodies!! Hipocrasy with a forearm to the back to stop him. Hipocrasy rolls Butcher into the ring, and stomps away in the corner. Butcher catches a kick, then clamps down on his testicles with a pair of tongs he had gotten!!!]

Boggs: Dear lord!!!

Royce: Hope he didn't want any kids!

[Butcher continues to severely punish Hipocrasy, until he just leaps out of the ring, but the tongs were left on!! Butcher goes outside, and gets blindsided by a Biggunn chairshot! And another!!! And another!!!! Biggunn climbs back inside and celebrates, as he is showered with boos. Dexter gets to his feet, and climbs to the top rope. Biggunn sees him, and grabs him by the throat. Biggunn starts to climb up, when LJ takes his chair, and bashes him across the back! Biggunn turns around, and is cracked over the head with the chair!! Biggunn staggers a bit, but rights himself. He goes after LJ who slowly backs away. Dexter then comes off the top with a missile dropkick that sends Biggunn into a massive chairshot!!! Little Jack applies the Figure Four Sleeper, and it's nighty night for Biggunn, as he passes out to the pain, and he's gone.]

Boggs: Little Jack just eliminated a former legend!

Royce: Former is right, Biggunn is nothing anymore, but it takes a lot to put him away, and Little Jack did just that.

[Hipocrasy is back in the ring, and charges at LJ and Dexter. They duck, and start punching away at Hipocrasy. They have Hipocrasy reeling, before he lowblows them both! Hipocrasy hiptosses Dexter out of the ring, and whips LJ to the ropes. Hipocrasy applies a sleeper! LJ counters with a jawbreaker! Hipocrasy backs up agains the ropes, and LJ goes at him. Hipocrasy flips LJ over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Hipocrasy turns around, and is hit in the gut. LJ with a sunset flip, but Hipocrasy rolls through. Liontamer!!! Hipocrasy is putting his foot on the back LJ's neck to inflict more pain. LJ's tapping!!]

Boggs: What a wild move!

Royce: That was a very cool variation to the liontamer.

[Hipocrasy doesn't the release the hold, as Little Jack taps like a madman. LJ passes out to the pain, but Hipocrasy still doesn't let go. Butcher in the ring, and taps Hipocrasy on the shoulder. He releases the hold and turns around. Right, right, right, right, right, and another right sends Hipocrasy to the outside! Butcher grabs his bag of goodies and tosses them to the outside. Butcher grabs a frying pan, and bashes Hipocrasy over the head with it!! Butcher smacks Hipocrasy with it again! Butcher whips Hipocrasy into the cell wall, he bounces off, and Butcher knocks him down with the frying pan!!!]

Boggs: Butcher is destorying Hipocrasy with a kitchen appliance.

Royce: Dumbass, a frying pan is not an appliance.

[Butcher reaches into his bag of goodies, and pulls out some razorwire! Butcher starts to wrap himself up in it, and really putting a lot on his fists. Hipocrasy up, and Butcher nails him with a right! Another right! Butcher sends Hipocrasy into the corner of the cell, and charges in with an avalanche!!! Hipocrasy is completely busted open!!! Butcher continues to pound on Hipocrasy with rights and lefts! Butcher rolls him into the ring, and climbs to the top. Butcher gains his balance, and leaps with a big splash!!! Hipocrasy moved!!! The razorwire pierces into Butcher's flesh, opening up some deep cuts! Hipocrasy picks up some loose razorwire, and wraps it around his hand. Hipocrasy unloads with some stiff rights, cutting Butcher open in the forehead. Hipocrasy is digging at Butcher's head with the razorwire!!!! Hipocrasy pours tacks all over the ring, and picks Butcher up for a piledriver!! PILEDRIVER ON THE TACKS!!!! 1... 2... Dexter broke it up!!]

Boggs: Oh my god! This is getting really brutal now!

Royce: Yeah, and Hipocrasy almost eliminated Butcher with a piledriver on the tacks, but Dexter saved him just in time.

[Dexter and Hipocrasy start to trades punches. Hipocrasy wins that, due to the razorwire on his fist, and gets Dexter reeling. Hipocrasy goes for a big haymaker, but Dexter ducks, and hits a german suplex on the tacks!!! Dexter rolls over, and hits him with another one!!! Dexter rolls over again, and hits a third german suplex!!! Again he rolls over, and hits a release german suplex on the tacks!!!! 1..... 2.... kick out!!!]

Boggs: How the hell did he kick out of FOUR german suplexes on the TACKS!?

Royce: This Hipocrasy is one tough hombre.

[Dexter is a bit shocked, and lifts Hipocrasy off the tacks. Dexter goes for a Liger Bomb, but it's reversed, and Hipocrasy DDTs Dexter on the tacks!!!! 1.... 2... Butcher makes the save! Butcher whips Hipocrasy to the ropes and lowers his head, but Hipocrasy holds onto the ropes. Before Hipocrasy can react, Butcher charges at him, but Hipocrasy ducks, and Butcher gets his head caught between the ropes!!!!!!! Hipocrasy grabs a nearby chair, and starts to bash Butcher's head!!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Hipocrasy is just going off on Butcher's unprotected head!!! Hipocrasy continues his assualt, when Dexter rolls him up! 1.... 2... kick out!!!! Hipocrasy jumps up, as does Dexter, and Dexter quickly goes down to a chairshot!! Hipocrasy goes back to Butcher, and continues to bash his head in with the steel chair!!! Butcher's entire face and upperbody is covered in blood. Hipocrasy is about the same, Dexter has is face covered in blood, and the ring is just a big pool of blood.]

Boggs: Look at this carange! All three men are covered in blood, so is the ring, and Hipocrasy is just annihilating Butcher with a steel chair!

Royce: This was not advertised as a family match, and it's living up to that.

[Hipocrasy jumps out of the ring, and sets up a table, before resuming his killing of Butcher. Dexter comes at Hipocrasy again, and gets taken down with another chairshot! No, he blocked it with a.... picture of Pee Wee Herman! What the hell!? Anyway, Dexter kicks Hipocrasy low, and DDTs him on the chair!! Dexter gets Butcher free, who falls lifeless to the ground. Dexter sends Hipocrasy in the corner, and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Both men upstairs. Dexter goes for the superplex to the outside and through the table. Hipocrasy blocks, and DDTs Dexter off the top rope and through the table!!!!! BOTH MEN DOWN!! HOLY SHIT chant breaks out!]

Boggs: Holy mother of god!!! Dexter and Hipocrasy are dead!!

Royce: That was awesome!! All three men are down and out!!!

[The crowd starts to chant for Butcher and Dexter, as Hipocrasy staggers to his feet. He sees both opponents down and out, and picks up Butcher. He rolls him back into the ring. They head over to the tacks, where Hipocrasy drives Butcher into the tacks with a brainbuster!!! He isn't finished. Another brainbuster on the tacks!!! He isn't covering him! Hipocrasy with a pedrigee on the tacks!!! A crucifix bomb follows!!! Still no cover!!! Liger bomb, and Butcher is clinically dead!! Hipocrasy signals for the end of the match. Hipocrasy sets Butcher up for another brainbuster! NO! Butcher with a small package!!! 1... 2... 3!!!!]

Boggs: Oh my god!!! Butcher with a small package on Hipocrasy to win this match!!

Royce: Butcher was almost dead, but still pulled out the victory for himself and Dexter!

["Nutshell" kicks up again, as the Butcher lays lifeless in a big pile of tacks, with a small smile on his face. Dexter is out cold in a pile of broken wood, while Hipocrasy has lost it. He's absolutely in shock! Brainbuster for the ref on the tacks!!! Hipocrasy stomps around the ring, then stands over Butcher. Hipocrasy just looks down at him and shakes his head, as if wondering how the hell he did that. Hipocrasy shouts an obsenity, and leaves the ring, as the medics rush inside.]

Boggs: What a match, King! Butcher and Dexter move on to the main event, with a shot at the World Title on the line!

Royce: Yeah, but we have one more match to go before we see who gets a shot at Phobia and his title.

[The cameras but to the back where President Max Danger is standing with Denise Lopez. There's a tall man standing behind Max, but is unrecognizable due to the shadows.]

Denise Lopez: Max, tonight you suffered a loss against the Silencas, and you also lost your protege, Ryan Re...

[Max grabs the mic from Denise.]

Max Danger: Lost my protege!? Hell no, Denise! I kicked Ryan to the curb! He's like that bitch you meet at a party. You fuck her, then kick her out of your life, until he need another good time! See, Ryan was just not good enough for me. He didn't have the qualities I was looking for in a protege. You know, like talent. But I have a new protege, and he will be revealed shortly.

Denise Lopez: Alright, but also tonight, in the last match in fact, Matt Vargas just walked away from his match. Are you going to do anything about that?

Max Danger: I've already terminated his contract Denise. That's right, Matt Vargas is officially gone from the GFWA.... for life!! You don't do that while I'm the President. McLean might have let something like that slip by with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. But I'm not McLean. No, I'm the most ruthless President ever to grace the executive offices of a wrestling federation. One slip up under my watch, and you're outta here! It's as simply as that.

Denise Lopez: Ok, well we have one more match coming up before the big main event, any thoughts on that?

Max Danger: Yes, I think the Ultimate No Escape match will be the greatest match of the year, and on the last day no less. This match will be the true Armaggeddon! So far, seven men will be in this match, and the final survivors will be added in our next match. But one man, my new protege, will not be participating, but don't be surprised if he makes a little guest appearance. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to by big friend!

[Out of the shadows steps.... Chiaroscuro!!!!!]

Max Danger: That's right GFWA!! Chiaroscuro is now under my leadership, and together we will make every GFWA Superstar's lives a living hell!!! Tonight is only the beginning of what we can do!! He and I are an unstoppable force, and soon you will all find out what exactly we can do to the human body!!! So GFWA, beware, because as part of an elite social group, you all just can't measure up! High Society is about to run rampant on the GFWA, and no one is safe!!!!

[Max drops the mic, as he and Chiaroscuro walk off laughing. We head back to the arena.]

Boggs: Dear lord, King, Danger now has Chiaroscuro!! There's no stopping Max now!

Royce: Stopping him from doing what? He already owns the company.

Boggs: Yes, but now there's no stopping him from eliminating all his foes, and not having to lay his hands on them.

Royce: Oh, I see. Max is a genius, ya know.

Boggs: That's up for speculation, but he did make a great decision in dumping Ryan for Chiaroscuro. But will Ryan try to get revenge?

Royce: Of course he will! This is wrestling, they always come back for revenge!

[The cameras cut backstage again, where Chaos is seen talking with Guy McDonald.]

Chaos: Hey, I'm sorry about that Chaotic Kick, but it wasn't my fault.

Guy McDonald: Sure, whatever.

Chaos: Dude, don't get pissy. Let's you and I team up in the main event. Once we've gotten rid of all the others, you and I can share the number one contendership.

Guy: What!?

Chaos: You and I will team up and destory all the others wrestlers. Then once we are on top of the cell, we will climb down together, and both get the shot at Phobia and the GFWA Title.

Guy: Sounds tempting.

Chaos: Of course it is. If you stick with me, you will be at the top of the GFWA. You won't have to weed your way through the undercard. You will be a bonafide main eventer!

Guy: Ok, I'll team with you, but only for the main event.

Chaos: Fine.

[Chaos and Guy shake hands, as Guy walks away. Chaos then gets an evilish smile on his face, as we cut back to the arena.]

Boggs: I don't think Guy can trust Chaos, King.

Royce: Why not? Chaos is a standup guy. He'd never double cross someone.

Boggs: Right, and if you believe that, I have some swamp land to sell ya in Florida.

Royce: Cool, how much?

Boggs: Idiot.

[[[...J-Team _vs_ Faces of Evil...]]]

["Can't Get The Best of Me" by Cypress Hill plays and Japan Air walk out and pose on the rampway with their GFWA Tag title belts. They walk to the cage and Kensi rattles the bars on the outside before they step inside.]

Royce: Five champions in one match! I can't beleive it!

Boggs: This one should be amazing, folks.

["#1 Stunna" by Big Tymers fires up and Jostrodomus walks out first, flanked by Jez. They walk into the ring and discuss some strategies. The crowd is totally buzzing at the entrances, as the arena is plunged into darkness.]

Royce: It's Faces of Evil time!

[Mist slowly rises, backlit from the entrace in blue light, and "Nothing" by Stabbing westward plays as the four members of the Faces of Evil step out into the entrance to a chorus of boos. As the lights come back up Phobia throws his sunglasses into the crowd to a huge chant of "FO-BYA SUCKS!" The foursome rush the ring and open up, and the bell rings.]

Boggs: And folks, we are on!

[The carnage settles down and Jubei and Devilz Messenger lock up in the middle of the ring. Jubei lands a couple of stiff kicks into the chest of DM and moves in for an arm wringer. DM counters this with an elbow to the back of Jubei's head and a soupbone like right to his chin. DM tags out to Hellz Angel, and he wrings Jubei's arm and drops an elbow between his shoulder blade sending Jubei to the floor. HA picks up Jubei and gives him a stiff back suplex and tags in Faze.]

Boggs: Jubei needs to tag out.

[Jubei moves towards his corner but turns to look at Faze, who stares blankly back. Jubei turns and charges at him, locking in a bodyscissors, which Faze attempts to turn into a wheelbarrow powerbomb, but Jubei recounters to a mexican arm drag. Faze gets up but Jubei takes him down with a Japanese arm drag. He goes for a grounded crucifx rollup, but Faze rolls through and powers to a vertical base, following up with a huge Samoan drop. Faze covers for 2 but Jubei breaks it and scampers to his corner to tag in Jostrodomus.]

Boggs: Amazing power there from Faze!

Royce: He's an amazing athlete.

[Faze offers a test of stregth to Joz, who just looks at him and makes a dramatic "Not yet" pose to a huge cheer from the crowd. Faze charges blind at him and Joz kicks him in the gut and hammers a blow across his lower back. Joz locks in a side headlock and suplexes Faze over. Joz floats over for a quick 1 count but Faze shoots back up to his feet. Joz tags in Jez and Jez and Faze begin sluggin it out.]

Royce: It's like two juggernauts going head to head.

[Jez takes the advantage of the brawl and whips Faze away. From the rebound Faze ducks a clothesline. Faze elbows Jez and lifts him up into the press slam position, but Jex slips behind him and pushes him off before he can hit the Anger of the Land. Faze tags in Phobia, and Jez tags out to Kensi. Kensi baseball sides Phobia, taking him down to his knees, and runs into the far ropes, hitting a seated dropkick into the back of Phobia's head. Kensi covers 1...2.... and Phobia powers out.]

Boggs: This is a great matchup folks.

Royce: Yeah but it'll take more that to pin the GFWA champion.

[Kensi tags out to Jez again and he comes steaming in head to head with Phobia. Phobia looks like he's getting the upper hand but the blows begin to niot have an effect on Jez. Jez locks a hand round Phobia's throat and picks him up for a chokeslam but Phobia low blowz Jez as a counter. Jez backs off and Phobia aims a kick to his midsection, but Jez grabs the leg and spins Phobia back on to him. Jez locks in an inverted facelock and suplexes Phobia over, but Phobia arches his body and lands on his feet countering Jez up into the same move with the momentum. Phobia turns Jez round in mid air and sits down sharply into the FEAR FACTOR!]

Boggs: Oh my god!

[Phobia drags Jez over to this team's corner, and tags in Hellz Angel, who climbs to the top rope. Phobia lifts Jez into the Fear Factor again and as he hits is HA comes off the top rope to spike it.]

Boggs: OH MY GOD!

Royce: Pin him! Pin him!

[HA pins Jez for an easy three and Kenshi comes into the ring as Jez leaves the cage . Kensi rushes HA, but he hits a huge sidewalk slam and whips him into the far corner. HA flashes the devils sign at the crowd and charges in, going for the Bronco Buster, but Kensi rolss forward under him and HA crotches himself. Kensi takes a few steps back from the corner and hits the DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP. A pin gets a quick 2 count and he tags in Jubei. HA tags in Faze.]

Boggs: Proof that anything can happen in the GFWA.

Royce: I'm loving this match, Completely loving it.

[Faze locks up with Jubei and lashes in a few strong right hands. He tags in Phobia and the pair whip Jubei into the far ropes and hit a double big boot on him. Phobia goes up to the top rope and goes for the big elbow drop, but that misses and Jubei goes fopr a pin, but way to close to Phobia's corner and Hellz Angel stamps on him to break the pin. Phobia tags in Faze again and picks up Jubei for a side slam, which Faze follows up with an elbow drop. Faze whips Jubei into the far ropes and Joz tags in blind and steps into the ring. Faze goes after Jubei and lifts him up for the Anger of the Land, but Joz kicks him in the chest and Jubei falls on him in a splash and rolls out the ring. Joz signals for the Domus Ending and corkscrews Faze down, pinning from there. Phobia tries to break the count but Kenshi hits a huge springboard rana to counter. 1...2...3... and Fze leaves the cage.]

Boggs: All hell has broken loose in the ring here!

[All six men are now in punching and kicking each other. Kenshi getsw whipped into the far corner and Hellz Angel hits the BRONCO BUSTER onto him.  Joz clotheslines Devilz Messenger over the top rope, but from the outside DM trips him up and drags him out ramming his head into the steel cage. Phobia is beating all hell out of Jubei in the corner while Hellz Angel sits on the top rope and grabs Kensi, and picks him up for the DEATH DROP, but as they land Kensi counters into a monkey flip and the two men collapse in mid ring. Kenshi drapes an arm over HA 1...2...3! Devilz Messenger dives in to try to break up the count, but spotting he is too late he picks up Kensi and DDTs him. Phobia press slams Jubei over the top rope and steps over to deal with Joz as DM goes to the top rpe and hits the LEAP FROM HELL 1...2...3...]

Boggs: We're down to 2 a side here...

Royce: You've got to back Phobia.

[Jubei gets rolled into the ring by Jubei and DM goes to work with a brutal series of punches. DM lifts Jubei up and goes for a press slam but Jubei hits a dropkick out of nowhere. Staggered, DM reels backwards and as he reaches the ropes Joz sweeps his legs away. Jubei leaps to the top rope and hits the Kamikaze! 1...2...3! Phobia ruhes in and swipes Joz off the apron quickly. He picks up Jubei for the Fear Factor but Jubei counters into a fisherman's suplex! 1...2... Phobi powers out and gets to his feet. Jubei whips Phobia into to far ropes and goes for a seated dropkick, but Phobia hangs on to the ropes and Jubei falls flat. Phobia picks Jubei up off the ground by the throat and Chokeslams him down, before locking in the APPREHENSION! Jubei quickly taps out and leaves the cage.]

Royce: I told you Phobia's gonna win!

Boggs: It's the US Champion vs the WORLD champion. This should be a world breaking finale!

[Phobia opens up on Joz hitting a long series of lefts and rights. Phobia spins behind Joz and hits a Russian Legsweep. Picking Joz up again he hits a Sidewalk Slam on him and turns him over for the APPREHENSION! Joz struggles and squirms in the hold. His face slowly turns red under the pressure as he inches slowly towards the ropes.]

Royce: That's it! It's all over!

[Phobia's face contorts into a scream as he drags back harder on Joz, who is almost passing out through the pain. The ref comes over to check on Joz again as the pair inch towards the ropes again.]

Phobia: ASK HIM! ASK HIM!

[Joz shakes his head when asked to quit and the pressure of the hold is obviously getting to Phobia who drags back on Joz's head again adjusting his grip.]

Royce: Give up now! It's your only hope!

Boggs: Phobia is going to break Joz's neck!

[Phobia goes for one last extra hard wrench on Joz, but his fingers have become unlaced and the hold slides loose! Joz bails quickly to the outside and props himself against the walls of the cell. Phobia slides to the outside, but Joz has recovered enough to hit a drop toehold and Phobia crashes into the cell sides and concrete. Joz crawls back into the ring and Phobia allows himself a few seconds to recouperate.]

Royce: This one is going right down to the wire! Literally!

[As Joz gets back up Phobia steps into the ring and spears Joz down. Phobia covers.  1...2... Picking Joz back up again he lands a couple of heavy right hands and locks in the cradle for the fisherman's suplex 1...2.. Joz rolls a shoulder up again. Phobia uses his last bit of strength to cllimb to the top rope and he hits the big elbow 1..2..! Joz rolls the shoulder again. Enraged Phobia slowly stands up and Picks Joz up setting him up in a side headlock for he Fear Factor. Phobia gets Joz halfway up but can't quite lift him. He tries again but Joz blocks. Joz blocks again, and then counters by litfting Phobia up! Holding him above his head Joz sits out into the #1 Stunna!]

Boggs: #1 STUNNA #1 STUNNA! #1 STUNNA!

[Joz falls flat onto Phobia, and drapes an arm over 1...2...3!!!!!!]

Boggs: JOZ WINS! JOZ WINS!

Royce: Calm down!

Boggs: An amazing performance by Joz!

Royce: But has he got the strength to carry on to the main event?

Boggs: I should hope so!

[We get a short video package of all that went down tonight, from Chaos and Guy McDonald surviving the opening match, to the entire clusterfuck that was the Danger & Excitement/Silencas match, that saw Payne, Mizery, and Sonic Youth survive. Then we show the war between Hipocrasy and Butcher, with Butcher rolling up Hipocrasy out of no where for the victory, allowing himself and Dexter to move onto the main event. Then we have the great J-Team/Faces of Evil match, with Joz pinning and eliminating the Champ, Phobia to survive.]

Boggs: Well, folks it's been a great night thus far, and it's far from over, as we are now ready for the main event!! Eight men will enter the cell once again, and the door will be welded shut. The only way out is to climb a ladder, exit through a door in the roof. First person to the floor gets a World Title shot in the near future.

Royce: This is going to be great!!!

[[[...Ultimate Survivor No Escape Match...]]]

[Joz is already in the ring, when "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up. The Butcher limps out with his bag of goodies. Butcher walks through the doors, and slides into the ring. Butcher and Joz start to exchange blows!! Butcher has is cuts reopened, as the blood starts to pour out, but he doesn't make notice of them. Butcher continues to fire back with rights to Joz's jaw! Butcher ducks a haymaker, and suplexes Joz! Butcher grabs a nail and hammer from his bag of goodies, and is about to hammer the nail into Joz's head, when "Enter Sandman" hits, and Chaos rushes the ring.]

Boggs: Business is about to pick up, King!

Royce: This is going to be an all out war!!!

[Chaos slides into the ring, and starts to go at it with Butcher!! Back and forth the punches go! Chaos pokes Butcher in the eyes, and whips him to the ropes. Butcher ducks the clothesline, picks up the table leg on the way by, and gets Chaos in the throat with it!!! Butcher starts to pound on Chaos with the table leg!!! Joz gets up, and grabs the table leg from him. KICK WHAM STUNNER!!! Butcher is down, and now Joz starts to beat on Chaos with the table leg!!! Here comes Guy McDonald!! Guy slides into the ring, and spears Joz!!!! Chaos up, and he helps Guy with the whipping of Joz's ass! Irish whip, and a double spinebuster by Chaos and Guy!! They whip him into the corner, and hit back to back clotheslines!! They are stomping a mudhole in Joz, as Butcher gets up and pours tacks and nails all over the ring!!!!]

Boggs: Holy mother of god!! Butcher has already pulled out the tacks and nails!!!

Royce: This is NOT going to be pretty!

[Butcher pulls Guy away from Joz, and hammers away with rights. Guy sent to the ropes, but it's reversed! Butcher is back body dropped on the the tacks!!!!! Guy mounts Butcher, and fires away with punches!!! "Basket Case" by Green Day hits, as Dexter rushes to the ring. Dexter in, and goes at it with Guy! Dexter kicks Guy in the stomach and goes to the ropes... Chaos speared him out of nowhere!! Chaos just blindsided Dexter with a spear!! Butcher rolls back to his feet with tacks stuck to his back, and whips Guy to the ropes. Powerslam on the tacks!!!! Butcher is bouncing Guy's head off the mat!! Butcher starts to choke Guy with the table leg!!! Chaos grabs some razorwire, and starts to choke Butcher with it!!!]

Boggs: Oh my god!! Look, the razorwire is tearing into Butcher's neck! This is sick!

Royce: Butcher won't be the same in the morning, I guarantee that.

[Dexter back up, and low blows Chaos! He takes the razorwire, and wraps it around his fists. He starts to pound on Chaos with stiff rights being aided by razorwire!!! Joz pulls himself up, and hits an Olympic Slam on Dexter on the tacks!!!! Joz is getting revenge on Dexter for his earlier attack!! Joz with the hammer, and starts to hammer the razorwire into Dexter's hand!!! Here comes faTe with tables!!! Mizery and Payne set up a table on the outside and slide into the ring. Butcher off Guy, and meets Fate's rush. All three men going at it, until a double lowblow doubles Fate over! Double DDT on the tacks!!! Chaos with a dragon suplex on the tacks on Butcher!!!!]

Boggs: This is absolute carnage!

Royce: And we haven't even brought the ladder in yet!

["Iron Man" by Black Sabbath then hits, as Sonic Youth strolls out to a huge reaction. He slowly enters the cell, as the officials start to weld it shut. Youth slides in, and Chaos comes at him. Chaos flipped over the top rope, but he lands on the ring apron. Youth and Chaos trading punches. Guy charges at Youth. Youth moves, and Guy nails Chaos, sending him into the cell wall!! Guy yells "shit!", and Youth dropkicks him to the apron! Youth with a springboard clothesline, that sends both men to the outside!! Youth whips Guy into the cell wall! Belly to belly suplex on the concrete!! Youth pulls out a steel chair and opens it up. Youth drags Guy to the top of the steps. Youth with a Death Valley Driver off the steps and onto an open chair!!]

Boggs: All eight men are finally in, and all hell has broken loose!

Royce: This is going to be one gruesome match!

[Fate back up, as Butcher gets to his feet. Fate with a double shoulder tackle that takes Butcher back down! Fate makes a wish, and drops stereo elbows! Butcher whipped to the ropes. Mizery with a flatliner on Butcher, and his face smashes into Payne's knee!! Joz whips Dexter to the corner, and charges in with a big clothesline! Joz lifts Dexter onto the top turnbuckle. Joz goes for the superplex! Dexter reverses it and falls on top of Joz!! Joz's back is poked with thousands of tacks!! Guy is rolled back into the ring by Youth. Dexter clotheslines Joz over the top rope, as Fate dumps Butcher. Guy is whipped to the ropes. He ducks the Youth clothesline, and locks on a waistlock. Youth reverses the positions. Guy elbows free, and goes to the ropes. Armdrag by Youth! Guy back up, and another armdrag by Youth! Guy back up and eats another armdrag! Guy back up, and rushes at Youth, another armdrag, but Guy lands on his feet, and breaks a camera over Youth's head!!!!]

Boggs: Sonic Youth went to the armdrag well once too often, and Guy made him pay.

Royce: Yeah, he bashed Youth over the head with one of Butcher's goodies.

[Guy sends Youth to the corner, and charges in. Youth moves, and starts to unload on Guy with some stiff punches! Guy reverses, and hits several knife-edged chops! Youth reverses the positions again, and hits some of his own chops! Youth monkey flips Guy out of the corner, but he lands on his feet! Youth charges at Guy, clothesline is ducked by Guy. Neckbreaker by Guy!!! To the outside, Chaos is back up, and catches Payne with a samoan drop! Butcher is climbing up top, as Dexter and Joz fight below him. Chaos nails Butcher in the back with a steel chair!!! Chaos suplexes Butcher off the top rope and through the table below!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!]

Boggs: We have actually wrestling going on in the ring, and outside it we have Chaos almost killing Butcher.

Royce: Fun match, eh?

[Chaos looks under the ring, and pulls out the ladder. He rams it into Payne's head! Mizery has the ladder shoved in his face as well! Youth is whipped to the ropes, no he reverses, and Chaos accidently hits him in the back with the ladder! Some teamwork, eh? Chaos shrugs it off, and slides into the ring with the ladder, as Youth flapjacks Guy onto the tacks!! Chaos clotheslines Youth with the ladder!! Chaos pounds on Youth with the ladder, then nails Dexter as he comes in. Joz in, and he ducks the ladder. Off the ropes he goes, and dropkicks the ladder back into his face!! Fate into the ring, and take down Joz! They pick up the ladder, and clothesline everyone with it!!!]

Boggs: And now the fun begins!

Royce: Ladders rule!

[Payne sets the ladder in the corner, as Mizery picks up Dexter. They whip him into the ladder! Youth is back up, and climbs up top, the same corner the ladder is in. Mizery and Payne whip Dexter to the ladder again, and as he hits, Youth leaps over the ladder and takes Fate down with a cross body block!! Dexter bounces off the ladder, and Joz spears him back into it!! Butcher has another ladder now, and brings it into the ring!! Butcher puts is around his head, and does the helicopter thing with it, taking everyone down! Chaos is the one to dropkick the ladder back into his face! Chaos takes the ladder and opens it up. He starts to climb and goes for the Total Chaos! Payne climbs up the other side, as Mizery grabs Chaos' legs. Mizery gets Chaos on his shoulders, as Payne perches himself on the top of hte ladder. Mizery falls back with Chaos, as Payne leaps and squashes Chaos with a butt splash!!!]

Boggs: That was.... weird.

Royce: But effective!

[Joz grabs some razorwire, and grabs some around the other ladder. Joz rams Dexter into it!! Joz opens up the ladder on the ground, and puts Dexter in between the legs. Joz goes up top. Joz leaps with a big splash, and squashes and cuts Dexter in between the legs of the ladder!! Joz rolls around holding his stomach, as Youth catches Guy, and samoan drops him on the ladder with Dexter still between the legs!!! Butcher back up, and grabs the table leg and bashes Payne and Mizery over the head with it! Butcher leans the barbwire ladder with Dexter in it, against the corner, and puts Chaos there. Butcher wraps himself in barbwire and rushes in, and splashes Chaos!!! Dexter is nearly dead!!! Youth with a swinging neckbreaker on Butcher!!! Youth grabs a chair, and goes for a Tornado DDT on Butcher! No! Butcher pushes Youth off and onto the open chair!!!!]

Boggs: Everyone of these men are killing themselves!

Royce: All but Payne and Mizery, they've set up a ladder, and are climbing it.

[Indeed they were. Payne and Mizery upwards towards the door, when Butcher gets to his feet. Butcher pushes over the ladder!!! Fate goes over the top rope, and crash into the cell wall, before landing hard on the concrete!!!!! Butcher starts to climb, when Joz climbs up after him. Joz powerbombs Butcher off the ladder and onto the barbwire ladder with Dexter still inside it!!!! Joz regains his composure and starts up the ladder. Chaos grabs a sledgehammer out from under the ring. Chaos shoves the sledgehammer up between Joz's legs!! Joz doubles over, allowing Chaos to hit a springboard fameasser!!!!! Chaos starts to pound Joz's stomach with the sledgehammer, then starts to climb the ladder. Guy starts up the other side, and both are at the top. Guy punches Chaos! They are trading blows at the top of the ladder!!! Guy rams Chaos's head against the ladder, then single-handed bulldogs him off!! Guy's legs hit the ropes, dropping him on his neck, while Chaos' neck hits the top rope!!!!!]

Boggs: Oh my god!!

Royce: That's not good on the neck.

[Butcher is the first to his feet, and looks around at the carnage. Butcher starts up the ladder, when Youth looks up. He starts climbing the other side. Fate slides back into the ring, and Payne follows Butcher up, while Mizery goes after Youth. They catch 'em at the top. Payne has Butcher in a full nelson, while Mizery has Youth in inverted DDT position. Jesus! Payne hits a full nelson bomb off the top of the ladder on Butcher!!! His spine is gotta be hurt. Mizery hits a fallout inverted DDT on Youth!!! Everyone is now down!!! Wait, Dexter is starting to move from the barbwire ladder. Dexter slowly starts to climb, while Joz slowly starts after him. Chaos staggers around, and starts after both of them. Guy starts up the other side. Joz catches Dexter!! #1 Stunna off the ladder!!!! Chaos swings around and holds on with one hand, as Joz and Dexter fall past him!!!!]

Boggs: Someone is going to die folks! I can sense it!

Royce: With any luck, it'll be you!

[Chaos resumes climbing and meets Guy at the top again. They start exchanging punches again! Chaos with a hard right, that knocks Guy down a few rungs. Chaos jumps over the ladder, grabs Guy's legs, and hits the sunset flip powerbomb on Guy off the top of the ladder!! HOLY SHIT!!!! Everybody's down!!!! Payne and Mizery starting to climb now, as Butcher and Youth get to their feet. Youth pulls Mizery off the ladder and starts up himself. Mizery can't reach Youth, so he jumps onto the top rope. He's in the center of the ropes. Youth sees him, and hits a headscissors takedown on him!!!! Both men crash into the cell wall and are motionless!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Payne is halfway up the ladder, as Butcher lights himself on fire!!!!! Butcher climbs after Payne. He catches up to him, and hits a fisherman's brainbuster on him!!!!!!!! Butcher, the flaming one, starts to climb the ladder again, as Joz gets to his feet.]

Boggs: Why did he catch himself on fire!?

Royce: I dunno, but I'm sure we'll find out!

[Butcher leaps off the ladder and hits cross body block on Joz!!!!! Butcher turns around, and gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher by Chaos. Chaos tosses the fire extinguisher at Butcher, who catches it. Chaotic Kick by Chaos!!! Butcher is down and out!! Chaos looks up at the top of the cell, and heads for the ladder. Guy turns him around, and fires away with rights! Guy whips Chaos to the ropes, and hits a spinebuster on the tacks!!!! Guy starts up the ladder, as Dexter gets to his feet. Dexter starts up the other side. Both men reach the top and open up the door on the roof, and start to punch away!! Chaos is up, and pushes over the ladder!!!! Dexter goes crashing to the outside and into the cell wall!!! Guy is hanging onto the roof!!!! Chaos starts through some of Butcher's goodies at him! Guy's hands are covered in blood and is starting to lose his grip. Chaos sets the ladder back up, just off to the left of him, and starts to climb. Chaos is at the top and smiles at Guy. Chaos spears Guy from the roof, down through the canvas below!!! They just broke the ring!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!]

Boggs: Words can't not describe that.

Royce: I'll try though, FUCKIN'-A!!!!

[Chaos sets up the ladder and starts up it. Joz is up and following him up. Butcher is the next up, and goes up the other side. On the outside, Fate and Youth are going at it. Fate sends Youth to the cell wall. He climbs up it, and hits a moonsault on both men!!!! Youth slides back into the ring, and follows after Butcher. Chaos and Joz are on the top of the cell now! They exchange rights, as Butcher joins them. Youth is right behind him, as Butcher pushes the ladder over!!! Youth lunges and grabs onto the roof!!! Butcher starts to slam the door onto his hands!!!! Youth kicks the door back into Butcher's face and joins them up top!!!]

Boggs: Here we go! Four men on the top of the cell!

Royce: Man, that Sonic Youth is one determined guy.

[Butcher and Youth start to trade blows, until Youth low blows Butcher, and DDTs him!!! Chaos is taken down with a stiff kick to the jaw by Joz!! Youth goes at Joz, who hiptosses him! Youth quickly back up, and locks up with Joz.(!?) Joz knees him in the gut, and goes for the #1 Stunna!!!! Youth flips free, but Joz chokeslams Youth through the door and down to the ring!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!]

Boggs: Oh my god!! Sonic Youth is dead!!!!

Royce: This is just some wild shit here!

[Butcher clotheslines Joz down, as Chaos hits him with a bulldog!!! There's a huge explosion at the entrance way, as "Stupify" by Disturbed hits!!! Chiaroscuro and Max Danger come out, as the place starts to boo heavily. Chiaroscuro is carrying a sledgehammer, and breaks into the cell!!!! Down goes Payne!! Down goes Mizery!! Dexter is knocked upside the head!!! Guy leaps over the top rope, and gets caught by Chiaroscuro!!! Guy is tomstoned onto the ring steps!!!!! Chiaroscuro looks over his carnage, as Max smiles, then points to the roof. Chiaroscuro starts to climb, when "Stabbing Westward" hits, and the World Champ, Phobia comes running out.]

Boggs: It's Phobia!!!!

Royce: I can see that!!!!

[Phobia just runs over Max, and pulls Chiaroscuro off the cell! They start to exchange punches, while Butcher suplexes BOTH Joz and Chaos on the roof!!! Butcher wraps his fists tightly in the barbwire, and starts to pound on both guys!!! Chiaroscuro is reeling, as Max nails Phobia from behind! Phobia turns and starts to choke Max!! Phobia senses Chiaroscuro coming, and moves, as he spears Max!!!! Phobia grabs Chiaroscuro and gives him the Fear Factor on the concrete!!!! Phobia starts up the cell, as Butcher is destroying Chaos and Joz!]

Boggs: I guess Phobia is going to pick who he defends his belt against.

Royce: I guess so, that is, if Max doesn't strip him of the title after what he did.

[Butcher sees Phobia, and comes at him. Phobia blocks his punches, and fires back with his own! Phobia ducks a Butcher clothesline, and Phobia with a big boot to the back of Butcher's head!! Joz charges at Phobia, and gets sidewalked slammed!! Phobia stomps away on both men, as Chaos crawls towards the edge of the cell. Half of his body is over, when Phobia catches him. Joz gets up, and starts down the other side, but Butcher stops him. Phobia lifts Chaos up by the neck, and chokeslams him off the cell!!!!!! Butcher jumps off the cell, taking Joz with him!!!! Chaos hits the concrete with a loud THUD!!! Butcher and Joz go crashing through the announce table!!!!! Phobia is standing on the top of the cell, looking down at the carnage!]

Boggs: Who's the winner!? Who gets the title shot!?

Royce: I dunno. Maybe Chaos, but Joz and Butcher may have hit first! I don't know!!

Boggs: Folks we are desperately out of time! We'll see you in two weeks for the return of Rumble on the 13th!!! BYE!!!

[You can hear Boggs and Royce asking who the winner is, as we fade to a video promo for the replay of the show on Wednesday, as we get final shots of Phobia looking down at the heap of flesh that are Chaos, Butcher, and Joz.]

[::...BACK TO THE GFWA...::]