
Live On
Pay-Per-View
January 23rd, 2000
Madison Square Garden
New York, NY
(The scene fades in from the "Warning" screen. On the screen now is the GFWA logo....

....as it fades out, you see a scene fade in. It's the backstage area at Madison Square Garden. You see several hundred fans lined up outside the arena, as a limo pulls up. It's a white limo, and it pulls into the arena. As it stops, the back door swings open and out jumps "Awesome" Adam King, with the Extreme strap around his shoulder. Then President McLean gets out, followed closely by Max Danger, U.S. Heavyweight strap in tow, with Alana behind him. They all make their way into the arena together as the scene fades to the special Y2K Meltdown video package and theme music. It shows clips of Mike Powers, winning the belt. It shows clips of The Butcher, announcing his retirement. It fades out and the scene inside the arena fades in. The lights are out as pyrotechnics go off all around the top of the ring. Fireworks shoot down from the top of the arena down to the floor and a huge explosion goes off as the lights come up. The fans are all holding up signs as the camera pans the crowd. The camera continues to pan the crowd and the music continues to play as you hear the voice of Randy Boggs.)
Randy Boggs: What a night it's going to be....and we welcome you inside the world's most famous arena, Madison Square Garden, for tonight's GFWA Pay-Per-View Extravaganza, Y2K Meltdown!!! Hello again, everybody, along side King Royce, I am Randy Boggs, and King....this is surely going to be the biggest night of stars in the history of the GFWA!!!
King Royce: GFWA Pay-Per-Views are always incredible and this one is no exception! WOOHOO!!! This crowd is out of this world excited and we're ready to bring you the biggest card of action the GFWA has ever seen!!! Tonight, in our main event of the evening....The Butcher will make his final curtain call in the GFWA as he takes on Mike Powers for the GFWA Title!
Boggs: The city of New York has been a-buzz with excitement the last few days in anticipation of the GFWA coming to town, and some of the biggest names in sports and entertainment have come out to cheer the GFWA on here tonight! We'll take some time later on and show you some of those, but right now we're about ready to get things going with our first bout....it features a couple of newcomers to the GFWA, and what better way to make their debut than a GFWA Pay-Per-View....so Bob Stallworth, the ever-daper one, is in the center of the ring ready to introduce these men....Bob...it's all yours!
Flashback vs. Suicide
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Y2K Meltdown!!! This
first match is an extreme rules match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, making his way to the ring at this time....
("Voodoo People" by Prodigy kicks up inside the arena.)
Stallworth: ....he hails from New York City, NY....standing 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighing 245 pounds....he is....FLASHBACK!!!!
(Flashback enters the arena and makes his way down to the ring.)
Boggs: Flashback Looks ready for this match Royce, he's got a look of determination in his eyes you rarely see in the younger stars of the federation.
Royce: He can look any way he wants, This is Y2K Meltdown! He better BE determined.
Boggs: Im sure he is Royce. Now Suicide is getting ready to get to the ring.
Stallworth: And his opponent...making his way to the ring at this time....
("Falling Away From Me" by KoRn kicks up inside the arena.)
Stallworth: ....he stands 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs in at 267 pounds....hailing from The Back Alleys of New York....he is....SUICIDE!!!!
(Suicide enters the arena and makes his way down to the ring as well.)
Royce: This guys a little off his rocker, isnt he?
Boggs: He's out to prove he can run in the extreme division, this should be an awesome match to start the card.
Royce: He's Not Wasteing Time either!
Boggs: Suicide sliding under the ring ropes full speed, wanting to get this started quickly..Flashback Meets him with a boot to the head!
Royce: Major mistake there. NEVER put your head on the mat where your opponent can just stomp on it!
Boggs: Flurry of kicks to the prone Suicide by Flashback...Suicide covering his head..suicide rolls out of the ring....He's looking frustrated Royce.
Royce: Well, its his own fault! Flashback wont just let him hit him you know.
Boggs: Flashback up on the turnbuckle taunting Suicide.. Suicide's jawing back at him..Turns to grab a chair..FLASHBACK DIVING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!..OOH !SUICIDE SAW HIM AT THE LAST MINUTE!
Royce: Flashback just smashed himself on that security rail when he missed!
Boggs: Suicide not wasting time here..Hammering down on Flashback's back with that steel chair! Once!...TWICE!....THREE TIMES TO THE BACK!
Royce: He's beating him like a rug!
Boggs: Suicide picking up Flashback by the hair now....Slamming him into the...NO! Flash back blocks it and hammers Suicides face into the security rail!....Both men down on the floor!
Royce: Why'd He drop the chair?! He should've just kept pounding..
Boggs: Thats academic now Royce, Suicide to his feet first..Those chair shots took alot out of FlashBack...Suicicide with a microphone cable now..He's got it wrapped around Flashbacks throat!
Royce: What a pretty shade of blue he's going to be..
Boggs: SUICIDE CHOKING HIM! NO! LOW BLOW BY FLASHBACK!
Royce: He's gonna be singing saprano after that! Hey Flashbacks reaching into his trunks!
Boggs: Flashback has a pair of brass knuckles!..Takeing aim at Suicides Head OOOH! Huge right hand with the Knucks.... That almost took Suicides head off!..I don''t Know how these guys keep going..
Royce: Its Meltdown Boggs! If you ever fought you'd know what it means to be here!
Boggs: Im glad I havent ..FlashBack picking up a dazed Suicide...Whipping him to the corner post..REVERSAL! Suicide gets the strength to somehow send Flashback into the ring post instead!...Flashback hits hard...Suicide rolling Flashback back into the ring...Flashback still rocked from getting his head rammed into that steel post..Suicide grabbing the steel steps from the ringside..
Royce: Oooooh Boy...Ive seen this before..
Boggs: Suicide throws them into the ring..follows inside..Flashbacks getting up..WHOAH! HUGE spinning heel kick.. Flashback ducks!....Right hand by Flashback! NO! Suicide ducks this time!
Royce: This is great!
Boggs: Suicide grabbing Flashback in a front face lock..DDT BY SUICIDE!
Royce: He just dropped Flashback head first onto the steps he threw in the ring!
Boggs: FLASHBACK IS OUT! WAIT SUICIDES NOT DONE! HE'S Putting the step on Flashback's Knee....Suicide Up to the top turnbuckle!...HE LEAPS! HE JUST LANDED ON THE STEPS COVERING FLASHBACKS KNEE!
Royce: He's Trying to break his knee!
Boggs: He signaling to the crowd! He's going up again!
Royce: Listen to this crowd boo!
Boggs: AGAIN! Suicide's trying to end Flashbacks career! Someone has to stop this!
Royce: He's Going up again!
Boggs: Security's in the ring now...trying to keep suicide from coming off that top turnbuckle again..OMIGOD! HE JUST DOVE RIGHT THROUGH THEM ONTO THE STEPS AGAIN!
Royce: This isn't funny anymore!
Boggs: Security Finally getting Suicide out of the ring..But Flashback's knee may be shattered Royce.
Royce: I..I.. A good old fashioned beating is one thing, Trying to cripple a man is another.
Boggs: I hope Flashback isn't seriously hurt....well folks, what a way to start off Y2K Meltdown....and we're getting something from the back now....
(The scene shifts to the backstage entrance area where all 7 members of The Divinity can be shown entering the arena.)
Royce: The Divinity have arrived in New York City!
Boggs: No doubt with several things on their minds, as there are several members of The Divinity in action here tonight....
(The scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: It's time now for our next match of the night...this should be a great one, as three of the best lightweights in the GFWA will tangle here in a Triple Threat Elimination Rules Match....let's send it over now to Bob Stallworth for the introductions....
"The Influence"
Jeff Ryan vs. "The Player" Bret Stevens vs. "Simply
Fast" Derek Guild
(Triple Threat Elimination
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is a Triple
Threat Rules Elimination match....introducing first, from
Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada...he stands 5 feet 9 inches
tall and weighs 214 pounds....he is..."Simply Fast"
Derek Guild!!!
("Song 2" by Blur kicks up as Guild makes his way down.)
Royce: I've been looking forward to this one!
Boggs: So have the three men involved in this triple elimination match, Royce. Whoever wins will have taken a huge step in the federation.
Stallworth: And now, making his way to the ring at this time...from Toronto, Ontario, Canada....he stands 6 feet 1 inches tall and weighs 223 pounds...."The Player" Bret Stevens!!!!
("Been Around The World" by Puff Daddy and Mase kicks up as Stevens makes his way down to the ring.)
Boggs: " The Player" Makeing his way to the ring now.
Royce: I Like this guy. He's got the right attitude.
Stallworth: And finally, making his way to the ring....he hails from Las Vegas, NV...standing 6 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds...."The Influence" Jeff Ryan!!!!
("Walk The Line" by Aerosmith kicks up inside the building as Ryan runs down the rampway and gets in the ring.)
Boggs: "The Influence" Jeff Ryan wasting no time getting to the ring.
Royce: Whats with these guys and nicknames though? "Simply Fast", "The Player", "The Influence", sounds like a bunch of seventies rock groups!
Boggs: The three men faceing off, keeping a weary out for each other as the ref gets out of the ring.
Royce: I wouldn't stay in there either! With three guys kicking the bejeezus out of each other its dangerous in there!
Boggs: Guild opening things up with a dropkick to Ryans back as Ryan and Stevens Move towards each other..Stevens drops an elbow on Ryan..."Simply Fast going for a running guillotine on Ryan..! Ryan Rolls Out of the way! ....Ryan pushing up as he gets to his knees..he smashes his head into Steven's Midsection...
Royce: "HEADS" up move by " The Influence".
Boggs: Stevens gasping a little for air..Ryan whips him towards Guild...BIG Back drop by Guild on Stevens, sending "The player" to the outside..
Royce: Guild showing some smarts in this match..Its easier to coincentrate when one of your opponents is layed out on the outside!
Boggs: Right you are Royce...Guild and Ryan squaring up while Stevens gets to his feet on the outside..Side headlock By Ryan on guild.. Guild with a nice go begind..Elbow to the Face By Ryan...Stevens up on the apron..Irish whip By Ryan..Guild to the ropes..OOHHH STEVENS REVERSE GUILLOTINE'S "SIMPLY FAST" ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!..
Royce: Fair is fair..."Simply Fast" took advantage now its Stevens turn!
Boggs: GUILD BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE!...... RYAN WITH A MONSTER JAWBREAKER!...GUILD IS OUT!...." THE PLAYER" FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!.... FROG SPALSH FROM THE APRON!....RYANS SPLASHES BOTH OF THEM! RYAN AND STEVENS BOTH COVER GUILD!..THE REFS IN POSITION...1...2....3! GUILD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Royce: Smart Move by both men!
Boggs: That Leaves "The Influence" and " The Player" Royce.
Royce: Things could actually be MORE dangerous now that they only have to concentrate on each other.
Boggs: Could be. The Two men circling...Locking up..Knee to the Midsection by Stevens..Hammer blow to Ryans back..and..NICE Pump handle Slam by Stevens!..Ryan in trouble here..Stevens rolls Ryan over..TEXAS CLOVER LEAF!
Royce: RYANS IN TROUBLE NOW! THAT SUBMISSION HOLD IS PAINFULL!
Boggs: Ryan Not Giving up!..Trying to Claw his way to the ropes..
Royce: That won't help! This is no DQ!
Boggs: Ryan getting the bottom rope!...Using it to pull himself further!... Halway under the ropes!...HE PULLS HIMSELF THROUGH! STEVENS HAS TO BREAK THE HOLD!.. RYAN JUST USED THE ROPES TO LITTERLY SCRAPE STEVENS OFF HIM!..
Royce: Thats has to be the strangest counter Ive ever seen!
Boggs: It worked though! Ryan on the floor outside the ring obviously feeling the effects of that move. Stevens Looking at him, frustrated....Ryan standing unsteadily...Stevens with a suicide dive!...RYAN MOVED! STEVENS INTO THE SECURITY BARRIER! Ryan not wasteing time..picks him up...PILEDRIVER ON THE OUTSIDE!
Royce: WOW! Thats gonna leave a mark!
Boggs: Ryan Rolling Stevens in now..Going for the cover...1....2...NO! Stevens gets the shoulder up!...Ryan playing it smart,not letting stevens get up..leg drop By "The Influence", grabbing the hair and pulling stevens to his feet..Going for a Second Pile Driver..STEVNS GRABS THE LEGS AND ROLLS HIM INTO A VICTORY ROLL! 1..2.. SHOULDER UP BY RYAN!...
Royce: Great move!
Boggs: Rayn slamming his hands on the Mat as He gets up...Stevens to his knees...SPEAR BY STEVENS!...HE JUST LEVELED RYAN WITH THAT!
Royce: Stevens showing alot of heart here!
Boggs: Both men are great
competitors...Stevens in control now..Bying some time to get his
breath back by getting Ryan in a headlock...Ryan struggling
to stand...Elbow by Ryan to the stomach....a Second..He breaks
the Headlock..Whipping stevens to the ropes...Stevens back with a
Clothesline..Ryan Ducks...HE"S GOT Him In His Patenetd
SLEEPER!...RYANS LOCKED STEVENS IN THE SWEET DREAM!
Royce: Stevens is Fighting it!
Boggs: HE'S TRYING TOO! STEVENS SWINGING WILDLY..RYAN NOT LETTING GO!.... STEVENS SINKING TO HIS KNEES!...HIS ARMS ARE DOWN..THE REFS CHECKING HIS ARMS! RYAN SHOWING NO MERCY WITH THIS!....THE REF DROPS STEVENS' ARM ONCE...TWICE..THREE TIMES! HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL! .. "THE INFLUENCE" GETTING HIS ARM RAISED!
Royce: What a match! WHAT A MATCH!
Boggs: An amazing display by both men! Wow, Jeff Ryan with an impressive win that time over two opponents....we're being told now that Denise Lopez is backstage with The Butcher....Denise, it's all yours....
(The scene shifts back to the backstage interview area.)
Denise: I'm here with the Butcher who tonight will face Mike Powers in which will be the Butcher's final match of his career. Butch, I have to ask you, how do you feel about going into this match?
(The Butcher grabs the microphone from Denise.)
Butcher: Sorry to be blunt but this is the only way I'm going to get my point across. Powers, tonight is my last match of my career. My career can come to an end with a loss or a win, it doesn't matter to me. But what I'm going to do to you tonight will make the whole world wonder if I've still got it in me. I've got a fight still left in me, Powers. Enough for one night. You along with the millions of the Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance's fans will see tonight. My career is over, Powers, but I wouldn't mind taking another guy with me. That other guy would be you!
(The Butcher gives Denise the microphone back and then walks away to prepare for his final match. The scene then shifts to another part of the backstage area where Max Winters is standing with The Franchise.)
Winters: I'm here with the members of The Franchise. What I'd like.......
(Natural snatches the mic from Winters and pushes him away.)
The Natural: Shut your filthy mouth Winters. Tonight I will put on an exhibition of pure wrestling skills and charisma. Ace will be pinned by me, then Goddess will be pinned by me and I will walk out the new #1 contender to the GFWA Lightweight belt, believe what I say!
(Natural hands the mic to Powers.)
Powers: You know, I came into the building today and everyone's talking about The Butcher. Well, what about me? I'm the GFWA World Champion and I don't get any respect. Butcher is a career jobber and low life. I don't blame him for wanting to fight me cause if I where quitting, I would want to go out fighting the best, fighting the greatest the GFWA has to offer. Butcher, your gonna lose tonight....... I'm sure of it. I'm so sure that if I don't beat you...... I'll quit!
(The scene shifts quickly back to the arena.)
Boggs: Some strong words there by Powers, King...he seems pretty confident....
Royce: Over-confident if you ask me....Butcher seems focused tonight....
Boggs: It's time now for us to keep the action going....so let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of our next match!
The Natural vs. Goddess vs.
Ace
(Triple Threat Elimination
Rules Match)
[Winner is the Number One Contender for the Lightweight Title]
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for 1
fall and is for the #1 contenders rankings for the LW title.
Coming out now at 6 foot 2, 236 pounds...... The Natural!!!!
("Devils haircut" by Beck plays as The Natural comes out.)
Stallworth: Also coming out now at 6 foot 1, 192 pounds....... Goddess!!!!!
(The sounds of howling winds and thunder reverberate throughout the arena as Goddess makes her way down to the ring.)
Stallworth: Finally, at 6 foot 2, 214 pounds...... Ace!!!!!!
("El Phantasmo" by White Zombie plays as Ace runs down to the ring.)
Boggs: Ace and The Natural attack Goddess! There stomping her to the ground!
Royce: There doing a number on her!
Boggs: Oh Nat just sucker punched Ace. He picks him up....... Saturn driver! He covers Ace....... Wow Goddess breaks the count!
Royce: What?
Boggs: She picks up Nat..... body slam!
Royce: Look at Nat, he can't believe he got body slammed by her.
Boggs: Goddess goes over to finish him off...... Ace with a dropkick to the back of Goddess and she fly's out the ring down to the floor. Natural and Ace are going at it. Ace sends Nat to the ropes...... knee lift! Ace covers him, 2 count.
Royce: Goddess is slowly getting up.
Boggs: Ace goes for a body slam on Nat..... he slips out....... back suplex into to a pin! Ace kicks out!
Royce: Goddess is climbing the ropes.... Nat and Ace don't see her!
Boggs: OH FLYING BODY PRESS ON NAT AND ACE!!
Royce: What a move!
Boggs: Goddess covers Nat, 2 count. Ace grabs Goddess..... piledriver! Natural up...... famasser on Ace! He covers him..... 1, 2, ...... Oh Ace barely kicks out!
Royce: Goddess has slipped away, back up top.
Boggs: Natural see her..... Oh he tripped her off the ropes. Ace..... lowblow on Natural. Ace climbs up....... he's gonna superplex her off the top rope!
Royce: Goddess pushes him off!
Boggs: Flying clothesline! Ace is down...... wait, Natural...... seated crucifix bomb on Goddess! He covers her..... 1, 2 ...... Oh Goddess kicks out! Ace grabs Natural and sends him to the corner. Ace charges..... Oh he missed a big splash. Natural moved out the way. Natural is unloading on Ace in the corner. Goddess comes over and their working over Ace. They pull him out the corner...... whips him to the ropes....... double dropkick!
Royce: Natural and Goddess are working like a team here. It's surprising to see.
Boggs: They pick up Ace, double suplex! Natural is going up top....... flying leg drop!! Natural up....... OH STUNNER!! GODDESS CAUGHT HIM WITH A STUNNER!!!!!!! She covers Natural, oh he kicks out at 2!
Royce: I think he's out Randy.
Boggs: Natural caught a bad one, Ace and Goddess are going at it as he is in the corner out. Ace sends Goddess to the ropes...... back body drop. He picks her up, spinebuster!
Royce: Ace is on a roll!
Boggs: Ace goes for a piledriver....... Goddess wiggles out, she reverses it....... piledriver on Ace! Both of them are out. The Natural is out! Goddess can cover Ace. She crawls over to him...... 1, 2 ...... OH HE KICKS OUT!
Royce: I can't believe it!
Boggs: Natural is starting to get up. Ace and Goddess are up.... Ace sends a kick to her mid section...... X-FACTOR! Goddess is down, OH SHOTGUN BLAST! SHOTGUN BLAST CAUGHT ACE SQUARE IN THE HEAD!! NATURAL COVERS HIM...... 1, 2, 3!!!!! ACE IS GONE! ACE IS GONE!
Royce: Natural and Goddess are left.
Boggs: Look at him King, he's laughing.
Royce: Natural is left with Goddess. I think he's gonna enjoy this.
Boggs: He picks her up and slaps her in the face. Body slam! Natural goes to the ropes and drops a knee right to the forehead of Goddess. He drags her into the corner.
Royce: Natural is unloading kicks to the chest of Goddess.
Boggs: He steps back....... he charges in....... Oh Goddess moved out the way! Natural was going for a bronco buster and Goddess moved. Natural is hurt...... Goddess grabs him, DDT! She covers him, 1, 2 ...... he kicks out! Goddess is on him...... hip toss, she sends him into the corner...... big splash, no! Natural caught her...... OH HE THREW HER OUT THE RING!!! DAMMIT!
Royce: Natural is laughing.
Boggs: He slowly climbs out the ring. He grabs her and sends her into the ring steps. He puts her back in the ring. He climbs up the ropes.
Royce: He's taking a long time up there.
Boggs: OH FLYING ELBOW!! FLYING ELBOW!
Royce: Goddess is history! That's it and the Natural knows it.
Boggs: He's enjoying this. He grabs her...... she's out of it King. Oh he just slapped her! Natural is having a good time. He picks her up....... OH, WAIT....... SMALL PACKAGE, 1, 2, 3!!!!!! OH MY GOD! GODDESS BEAT THE NATURAL!!!! GODDESS BEAT THE NATURAL! SHE IS THE #1 CONTENDER!
Royce: She rolls out the ring. Natural can't believe it. He's going crazy. Goddess surprised him with a small package. What a move, Goddess out duked the Natural. Look at him Randy!!!
Boggs: He's going crazy King, he can't believe he lost to her. Oh he just clocked the ref, dammit!! He's out of control!!!! Somebody get some GFWA Security down here right now!!!! Finally, here they come to get Natural out of here....order is being restored here...
Royce: Now Goddess is the Number One Contender for the Lightweight Title....I bet she'll want her shot soon!
(The scene then shifts up to a shot of the catwalks up on top of MSG. You can see Thorn and Claudia up on top, enjoying a picnic and talking.)
Boggs: Is that....is that who I think it is....way up there???
Royce: That looks like Thorn and Claudia.....what the heck are they doing??? *laughs*
Boggs: Looks to me to be enjoying a little picnic or something....well, I guess you can't blame them....folks, we've got some big superstars from the sports and entertainment world on hand, so let's see who we can find!
(The camera pans around and finds Sarah Jessica-Parker in the crowd.)
Royce: Woohoo!! There's Sarah Jessica-Parker, Randy!! I'm a big fan of her show "Sex & the City"....or is it "Sex In the City"....it's sex! *laughs*
Boggs: Indeed, that's one of HBO's finest shows....
(The camera shifts again to find Patrick Ewing and Latrell Sprewell of the NY Knicks in the crowd.)
Boggs: The crowd is going crazy for a couple of Knicks, King!! Patrick Ewing and Latrell Sprewell!!!
(The camera again pans to find Woody Allen in the crowd.)
Royce: Woody Allen??? I didn't know he was a big wrestling fan....wait, who's that sitting next to him??? *laughs*
Boggs: I don't know but it looks like she's have his age...*laughs*
(The camera again pans the audience to find Conan O'Brien in the crowd.)
Royce: Conan!!! That's my favorite talk show!!! He's hilarious!!!
Boggs: As you can see folks, a star-studded night in the ring and out of the ring....well it's time now for our next match of the night....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions!
The Haka Boyz vs. Devilz
Darkside
(Regular Rules Tag Team
Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for 1
fall. Coming out now, Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger......
Devilz Darkside!!!!!!
("Highway To Hell" plays as Devilz Darkside walks out.)
Stallworth: And their opponents......
(Suddenly, the lights go out and the arena is covered in darkness. "The Haka" plays. The lights come back on and The Haka Boys are in the ring.)
Boggs: OH LOOK OUT! THERE GOING AT IT! ALL 4 MEN ARE GOING AT IT IN THE RING! THE REF IS TRYING TO GET SOME KIND OF ORDER BACK TO THE MATCH!!!!
Royce: He pulls Devilz Messenger out and The Haka Boys double team Hellz Angel.
Boggs: Here comes the ref and he tells Va'a to get out. Va'iga is working over Angel pretty good. He places him in the corner and unloads a couple of chops to his chest..... Angel blocks one and throws Va'a in the corner! He hip tosses him out. He makes the tag to DM, he comes in....... sidewalk slam! He covers Va'iga, 2 count.
Royce: Close.
Boggs: DM picks up Va'iga...... Va'iga fights him off...... suplex! He makes the tag to Va'a, he comes in..... face smash to Dm, headbutt. He covers him , 2 count! Va'a sends DM to the ropes..... he ducks a clothesline...... elbow! Va'a is down...... Dm picks him up..... fallaway slam! He makes the tag to Angel. They double team Va'a..... double body slam...... double clothesline! Angel covers him..... 1, 2 ...... Va'a kicks out.
Royce: I thought that was it.
Boggs: Me to. Angel throws Va'a out the ring and distracts the ref. Him and Va'iga are arguing. Devilz Messenger grabs a chair..... Oh he clocked Va'a! Another shot! Va'a is laid out. Dm picks him up in a body slam....... he throws him into the ring pole! Dm rolls him back in the ring.
Royce: They did a number on Va'a. Angel walks over and covers him......
Boggs: Oh somehow Va'a kicks out! Angel can't believe it.
Royce: Va'iga is screaming for the tag but Va'a can't make it.
Boggs: Angle picks him up....... Jackhammer!!! He covers Va'a...... Oh Va'a kicks out at 2 and a half!
Royce: Va'a is trying to hold on.
Boggs: Angel tags in DM. Tilt-a-whirl side salto...... facebuster! Dm throws Va'a into the corner..... he charges in, Va'a puts up his boot and DM runs into it! He stumbles back..... Va'a with a huge clothesline and both men are down!
Royce: Va'a is trying to make it to the corner..... so is DM.
Boggs: Devilz Messenger makes the tag...... so does Va'a! Va'iga and Dark Angel are in the ring! Va'iga is taking control of Dark Angel...... hip toss, dropkick. DM comes in and Va'iga catches him with a sidekick. Va'iga follows up with front backbreaker!
Royce: Here comes Va'a and all 4 men are in the ring!
Boggs: Va'iga and Dark Angel are the legal men. Va'a and Dm fall outside. Angel with a DDT on Va'iga! he covers him, 2 count. He grabs Va'iga and sends him into the corner..... Va'iga bounces off and catches Angel with a dropkick. He picks him up...... double underhook bomb!
Royce: Look, Va'a has gotten away from Devilz Messenger. he climbs up the ropes.
Boggs: Flting elbow hit it's mark on DA! Va'iga picks up DA..... double DDT! Va'iga covers him..... 1, 2, 3! The Haka Boys win this match!
Royce: They take care of Devilz Darkside.
Boggs: Haka Boys are in the ring celebrating....... OH MY GOD! BRONSON! BRONSON CAME OUT THE CROWD! HE GRABS A CHAIR AND LEVELS VA'IGA! HE LEVELS VA'A!!!! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!!!!
Royce: Where the hell did he come from?
Boggs: He puts the chair on the mat and picks up Va'iga...... Oh he piledrives him on the chair! The Haka Boys are hurt. Here comes Devilz Darkside and their stomping on The Haka Boys as Bronson looks on! OH BRONSON JUST NAILED DARK ANGEL!! DEVILZ MESSENGER DOESN'T KNOW! HE TURNS AROUND...... DAMN! BRONSON NAILS HIM WITH A CHAIR TOO!!! BRONSON HAS LAID OUT THE HAKA BOYS AND DEVILZ DARKSIDE!!!!!
Royce: What is Bronson doing? I give him credit, it takes balls to come out here and lay out 4 guys by yourself.
Boggs: Bronson is back King and he just made enemies in the Haka Boys and Devilz Darkside! He throws down the chair and exits threw the crowd as the fans surround him!! What an impact.......
("Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine plays. A huge burst of flames shoots up into the air from the entrance way. The US Heavyweight Champion, Max Danger, the lovely Alana, and Simeon walk out onto the rampway. They soak in the loud boos and walk to the ring. Alana is wearing partically nothing. In a see through top and thong bikini bottom, not much is left to the imagination.)
Royce: I'm getting this interview!
(Royce leaves the announcer's location and gets in the ring with Danger, Alana and Simeon.)
King Royce: Ladies and gentlemen, we are in for a real treat, with me at this moment, the GFWA US Heavyweight Champion...... Max Danger!!
(The crowd boos as Max takes the mic away from Royce.)
Max Danger: King, you can leave the ring now, I don't trust you around Alana.
(King Royce takes one more good look at Alana and gets out of the ring.)
Max: Now, before every man gets up and goes to the bathroom after viewing Alana, I've got something to say..... she has a great ass, doesn't she!? I mean, look at it, it's nice and round. The best I've ever seen. And you know what? She's all mine! No one is going to come near her! Lars has been coming dangerously close, and I'd stop if I were him. Stablemates or not, I'll kick his ass for messing with ALlana. Simeon's available, hit on him. He isn't too ugly. Simeon may be a little "funny", if ya know what I mean.
Simeon: What!?
Max: Nothing. Tonight, I must step into this very ring once again and put MY US Heavyweight title on the line. And who is it against? Karnage, the biggest loser of them all. He may have won a little tournament, but that means nothing. He must now step into the ring against the Best Damn Wrestler in the World! He will not be able to compete with me, he just isn't at my level. Karnage, tonight I walk out with MY title in my hands, and you walk out with nothing but your balls, if you have any left after tonight. Simeon! Put your pants back on! That's just sick! No one wants to see your.... uh.... small stuff!
Simeon: Sorry, but Alana likes it, she's smiling.
Max: Uh, Simeon, she's laughing, and that's not a good thing.
Simeon: Oh, but you think....
Max: Don't even finish that sentence. I don't think about your genitals, it's just sick! Alana and MY title are the only things on my mind. It's either her ass or your penis, let's see, I'll take the ass. No offense, but I'm not that way. And now you haven sickened me so much, I can't talk anymore. So Karnage, tonight will not be your night. Bye Bye, Love Ya!
("Born of a Broken Man" plays. Max, Alana, and Simeon jump out of the ring and walk to the back as King leaves the ring and rejoins Boggs at the broadcast location.)
Boggs: Well, King....happy now?
Royce: I couldn't pass up bein' in the ring with Alana!! Woohoo, she's hot!
Boggs: I bet....well, it's time now to keep the action going here...it's the first of 6 title matches here tonight and the Tag Team Titles are on the line as the Macross Angels try to take the titles away from T2SF!!! Let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions....
Tendency 2 Start Fires vs.
The Macross Angels
(GFWA Tag Team Titles Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following tag team contest
is scheduled for one fall, and is for the GFWA Tag Team
Championship!!! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined
weight of 497 lbs, from Tokyo, Japan, The challengers,
Isamu Gold... Keiji Masawa... The Macross Angels!
(A Chorus of boos erupts among the crowd almost drowning out "Torniquet" by Marilyn Manson. Masawa spits at the crowd as the two walk out)
Stallworth: And their opponents, and reigning GFWA Tag Team Champions, hailing from San Francisco, California, at a combined weight of 495 lbs, The Tommorow Man... Cody... Tendency to Start Fires!
("A Tendency to Start Fires" by Bush plays and T2SF walk out. T-Man is leading the crowd in a huge USA chant spanning the whole arena.)
Royce: What do these idiots know? the Angels are world famous!
Boggs: I think they're against the attitude of these Japanese stars
Royce: They should recognise real quality when they see it!
Boggs: Gold and Cody to start off. There really is nothing to choose between these men in size or talent.
Royce: You know nothing. The Angels are going to storm this one!
Boggs: Collar and elbow. Armbar from Gold. Reversed into an armwringer from Cody. Hiptoss escape by Gold. Whip into the ropes, Gold goes over, Cody bounces off the far ropes, Gold goes under, Cody bounces again, Drop toehold into a grapevine by Gold. Gold runs against the far ropes. Cody is up again, Attempted hiptoss by Cody, Reversed by Gold. Cody is down and Gold is off running again. Bounce off the ropes, goes for the leg drop... and misses.
Royce: He cheated! He cheated! Low blow on the way down.
Boggs: I think you need to get your eyes checked King, he just missed. Tag out to the Tommorow man. T-Man up on the second rope. Elbow drop onto Gold. Whips gold to the far ropes, but Gold hangs on. running start from T-man, and a big time dropkick to the face of Gold. Gold just slumps to the floor. T-man following in, but Masawa crotches him and tags himself in. Gold grabs T-man, and a BIG scissor kick to the chest. Gold leaves the ring and Masawa is hammering kicks into the chest of the T-Man.
Royce: Hit him! Hit him again!
Boggs: Setting Tommoroe Man's neck on the second rope... Getting a run up, and he goes for the Rocking Horse!
Royce: He's riding him like a pony!
Boggs: T-Man's neck getting forced into that second rope, and Masawa tags out. Gold in, working on the ribs of the T-man. Rolls him up. 1... 2... shoulder up.
Royce: C'mon ref. 1.. 2.. 3...! It's not that hard!
Boggs: Isamu Gold is arguing with the ref about the count there. T-man is up on that second rope. He leaps onto the shoulders of Gold. Victory Roll! 1... 2... no.
Royce: He should know better than to try and pin such a great athlete.
Boggs: Fireman's Carry takedown on T-Man. Now the legstretch, taking T-man back into the Macross corner. Tag out to Masawa, Masawa to the top rope. Masawa drops his knee into the sternum of the prone T-Man. T-Man really needs to tag out. Flurry of stomps. Picks him up. Shortened powerbomb, onto the turnbuckle. he's setting T-man up on the top buckle. masawa's going for something big here... up on the ropes. Inverted facelock. T-Man throws him off!
Royce: T-Man's got lots of guts. You're about to see them spread all over the ring!
Boggs: Gold gets T-Man in a sleeper round the post. Ref coming over, but Masawa's kicking him in those ribs again. Masawa takes him out. Brainbuster! T-man is down for the pin. 1... 2... NO! Masawa picks him up by the hair, whips him into the ropes... MY GOD! A high cross body from nowhere by the T-Man and both men are down!
Royce: C'mon keiji! Make that tag!
Boggs: Both men are crawling to their corners. Cody is smashing his fist on the mat, trying to get his partner back into it. The crowd are willing T-Man on.
Royce: Idiots!
Boggs: Masawa makes the Tag. AND SO DOES T-MAN, THE CROWD ARE GOING WILD! DROP KICK FOR GOLD! AND ONE FOR MASAWA! AND ANOTHER FOR GOLD! CODY IS ON FIRE!
Royce: Somebody fetch a bucket of water!
Boggs: T-man is back up! He whips Masawa into a corner. What on earth! He's grabbed Cody... SLINGSHOT CATAPULT ON HIS OWN MAN, INTO MASAWA! Double dropkick for Gold sends him flying over the top rope!
Royce: Get up you idiot!
Boggs: Cody whips Masawa into T-Man, in the middle of the ring. Big belly to belly by T-Man. Masawa isn't getting up! He should pin him now, But Cody stops him. Oh my god, they're going to opposite turnbuckles. Folks, the Tendency are going to fly.
Royce: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WATCH!
Boggs: THE FIRESTARTER! THEY HIT THE FIRESTARTER! AND THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET CHEERING. 1... 2... 3! The Tendancy have retained the Tag Team titles!
Stallworth: Your winners and STILL GFWA Tag Team Champions, Tendency to Start Fires!!!
("Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush kicks up inside the arena.)
Boggs: A great win there by T2SF as they retain their titles here on Meltdown!!! The crowd is going crazy as they ascend up the ramp! A great scene here as T2SF is victorious....
(The scene cuts to the backstage are and to the dressing room of The Franchise. The Natural is seen leaving the room with an angry look on his face.)
Powers: Boy..... I can't believe he lost to a girl!
Caprice: yeah, me either. Poor guy.
(Caprice and Powers look at each other, then burst out in laughter.)
Powers: Oh man! He's really gonna be pissed now.
Caprice: Well, he'll get over it.
Powers: I tell ya, if The Butcher beats me tonight..... I don't think I can live with myself. He wants to retire, but he'll retire from the beating I will give him tonight. I am the GFWA champion and I'm the champ cause I wanted to be the champ. The Butcher doesn't want to be the champ, that's why he never accomplished anything in the GFWA. He's a f*cking bump. This is a night off to me Caprice. I'm gonna make an example of The Butcher to all those wannabe World Champions out there. Tonight is my night..... not The Butchers. He can go to hell for all I care....
(The scene then shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: I think that Powers is underestimating The Butcher, King....we'll see shortly....it's time now for the Ladder match to determine the GFWA U.S. Heavyweight Champion....Max Danger in his first title defense will take on Karnage!
Royce: Max Danger, the champ, has been living on easy street lately, so this might be a tough contest for him. Karnage just won a tournament to get this match, so he will be ring ready, but tired a the same time.
Boggs: We saw how Max felt about Karnage a little earlier in the evening. I bet Karnage feels the same way about Max, but he is just going to show it in the ring.
Max Danger vs. Karnage
(GFWA United States
Heavyweight Title Match-Ladder Match Rules)
Stallworth: The following contest will be a Ladder Match
for the GFWA US Heavyweight Championship. Whoever climbs
the ladder and grabs the belt first will be the Champion.
Introducing first......
("N2Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit and Method Man plays. Karnage walks out onto the rampway. He stands momentarily and crowd is mostly booing him, but partly cheering. He walk around the ladder and into the ring.)
Stallworth: The challenger, weighing in at 315 pounds, and standing 7 foot 0 inches tall. He hails from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada. He is a member of the Elite Players. Here is...... Karnage!!!
("Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine plays. A burst of flames shoots into the air from the entrance way. Max, Alana, and Simeon walk out and stand at the top of the ramp. The crowd boos them as they walk to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 foot 0 inches tall and weighing in at 228 pounds. He hails from Augusta, Maine, and is a member of The Lords of the Fourth Reich. Being accompanied by Alana and Simeon, he is the GFWA US Heavyweight Champion. Please welcome...... Max Danger!!!
Royce: Both men are ready to go. The ladder is standing in the middle of the aisle, and one of these men can't wait to bring it into the ring, climb it, and pull that belt down.
Boggs: There's the bell, and this one is underway. A classic mismatch. David versus Goliath, we've seen it many times. But this one is so unpredictable. Max and Karnage step to the center of the ring, and stand eye-to-chest. Max is yapping away at Karnage, and slaps him! Not a smart move to start the match. Karnage takes a swing at Max, but he ducks. Max with a kick to Karnage's ass. Max is just having fun in there. Karnage is becoming ferious. He lunges at Max, but he slides out of the way. Max is just too quick for him. Max dropkicks Karnage in the back. Max is just now starting to fight. Max with rights and lefts to Karnage's head and body. Max sends Karnage to the ropes. Max drops to the mat. Karnage just stops and drops an elbow to Max's back. Karnage lifts Max up by his tights. Shortarm Clothesline and Max goes down.
Royce: I can already tell that Karnage will not be easily beat because of his size.
Boggs: Max lifts himself up with the help of the ropes. Karnage walks over to him and grabs him by the head. A stiff right hand by Karnage. Max is whipped to the ropes. A big boot by Karnage sends Max down to the ground. Karnage is just taking his time. Very smart, don't let Max speed things up and take you out of your game. Karnage picks Max up by his hair. Karnage whips Max into the ropes. Max ducks the clothesline. Max jumps to the second rope.... Asai Moonsault! How in the hell!? Max actually jumped so high, he went over the seven footer. Max landed on his feet though. Karnage charges at him, and misses the clothesline. Dropkick by Max. Max kicks away at Karnage's legs. Karnage has had enough and just tossed Max over the top rope and too the floor.
Royce: I don't really see how Max can win this match, he is just so undersized.
Boggs: Karnage joins Max on the outside. Max is sent into the steel ring post. His head bounced off like it was made of rubber. Karnage kicks Max in the stomach and tosses him into the steel guardrail. Karnage is taking control of this match. Karnage picks Max up over his head and drops him on the guardrail. Karnage is slowly picking Max apart. Max is lifted up by his hair and being dragged towards us. Karnage slams Max's head into our announce table. Max is in trouble, but there isn't anything he can do about this monster of an opponent. Karnage is getting into it with some fan now. I guess Max isn't important to him. Karnage grabs Max's head. Karnage slams Max's head.... no, Max stopped it. He hits Karnage in the stomach and hits Karnage's head on the ring apron. Max kicks Karnage in the head.... DDT!! Max drives Karnage's head into the concrete with a DDT! Max is on the ring apron and going to climb the turnbuckle. Corkscrew pancha!! He connected with Karnage!! Max rolls Karnage back into the ring and is now going for the ladder.
Royce: Once he gets that ladder in the ring, it'll most definitely be used as a weapon.
Boggs: Max slides the ladder into the ring. Max props the ladder up in the corner. Karnage is whipped into the ladder.... no, he reverses it! Max slams into the ladder hard. Max tumbles forward. Karnage puts Max's head between his legs. NO WAY! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB ONTO THE LADDER!! MAX IS IN SERIOUS PAIN!!! Karnage grabs Max and bodyslams him in the center of the ring. Karnage takes the ladder and drops it on Max! Karnage pulls the ladder off of him and lays it flat on the ground. Max is brought to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes. Max ducks the clothesline. Karnage caught him on the rebound. Uranang Suplex onto the ladder! Max might have broken his back!
Royce: Karnage, is really taking it to Max.
Boggs: The ladder has been bent out of shape, I don't think they'll be using it to climb up to reach the belt. Karnage is getting another ladder from under the ring. He is setting it up in the center of the ring. Karnage kicks Max again, and he goes sprawling under the bottom rope and onto the ring apron. Karnage doesn't have the ladder exactly lined up, but he's climbing anyway. He's almost got the belt. It's just out of the reach of his finger tips. He's got ahold of it with one finger. Springboard Dropkick by Max! Karnage and the ladder fall to the mat! Karnage's head whiplashed off of the top rope! Both men are lying on the mat. Max is slowly getting to his feet. He picks up the bent ladder. Karnage is up too. Max clotheslines Karnage with the ladder! Max lifts Karnage to his feet slowly. Max pulls Karnage toward the corner. Max climbs to the second rope, and he has Karnage's head hooked. TORNADO DDT..... NO!! KARNAGE PUSHED MAX OFF AND HE NAILED THE LADDER!! Karnage drops to one knee and Max is holding his stomach in pain.
Royce: Both of these men really want that belt, and they are pulling out all the stops.
Boggs: Karnage is up first. Max is slowly getting to his feet now. Karnage grabs Max's head and tosses him to the outside. Karnage grabs a ladder and stands on the ring apron. Damn! He drove the end of the ladder into the face of Max! Max is bleeding! Karnage whips Max into the steel ring steps. Max hit so hard he flipped over them! Karnage and Max are now on the rampway. Karnage is dragging Max to the stage platform. Karnage with a right, no, Max blocks it and hits Karnage with a right of his own. Another right blocked by Max and Max nails Karnage again. Max is wailing away on Karnage's head! Karnages knee's Max in the gut. Karnage lays Max upon his shoulders and walks over the the edge of the platform. A table is standing below where they are. Karnage puts Max on his feet and places his head between his legs. Oh My God!! Karnage is going to do away with Max right now! Karnage lifts Max up for a powerbomb...... NO.... Max reverses it! Headscissors take down and Karnage flies off of the platform!! Max grabs ahold of the edge and pulls himself back up! Karnage drove through that table with extreme force!
Royce: This is quite simply.... f-ckin' awesome!!
Boggs: Max is standing on the platform, more than fifteen feet where Karnage lies. Max is looking out into the crowd. I think they want him to jump. I think he is! He's insane if he does! Max is preparing for his leap. Frog Splash!! And he nailed Karnage!! This man will go to great lengths to insure himself a victory! Max is holding his stomach though. Both men are lying on the cold concrete floor, both in pain. Max is slowly, but surely, get to his feet. He crawled over to the guardrail for assistance. Karnage is beginning to move as Max rests against the barracade. Karnage is up to one knee and he spots Max over by the rabid GFWA fans. We do have the best fans in the world. Karnage is on his feet and is walking towards Max. He is now starting to pick up his pace. He is now running. Max flips Karnage over the guardrail and into the crowd. Max climbs over the guardrail and joins him. Knife-edged chop by Max. Max kicks Karnage in the stomach and clotheslines him to the ground. They are just a few feet away from some steps. Max brings Karnage to his feet and leads him up the concrete steps. They are climbing still yet. They are at the top of this stairwell. Max and Karnage are battling it out in the crowd, two flights of stairs away from the ring. Karnage and Max are exchanging rights and lefts. They are now in the concession area.
Royce: Those fans probably didn't expect to see this match so up close.
Boggs: Karnage goes to ram Max's head into the counter.... Max blocks it. Max pushes Karnage's head to the bar counter instead. Max grabs a beer bottle and breaks it over Karnage's head! He is bleedy just as Max was earlier. Karnage falls to the tile floor, and is lying in his own pool of blood. What's Max doing!? He's talking to a young woman! He has a match going on, and he stops to talk with a woman! He must be very confident. Karnage is up now. But Max is still talking with that young lady. Max kicks and nails Karnage in the.... uh.... groin, yeah, that's what I'll go with. What's he doing now!? He's getting a coke!
Royce: I love this guy!
Boggs: Max takes a drink of his coke and lays it on the counter. Karnage is up and charges at Max. The both tumble over the counter. Max rams Karnages head in the popcorn machine. Popcorn pours out everwhere. Max grabs a handful and is now eating popcorn, drinking a coke, hitting on a woman, and wrestling a match, what else can this guy do!? Karnage is up. Max drinks his entire coke and asks for another one. Karnage with a forearm smash to Max's back. Karnage tosses Max back over the counter. Karnage kicks away at Max. Max is brought to his feet, and he is thrown through the restroom door. Karnage is enraged now. They are fighting in the men's restroom!
Royce: Damn it, Karnage! Why not the women's!?
Boggs: Uh, yeah. Max throws a trash can at Karnage. Karnage's head is rammed into the porcelian sink! Max looks around and walks into an empty stall. He's taking a piss, too! Dear Lord! Karnage kicks the door in and it hits Max in the back! It's a good thing he was done. Karnage knocks Max to the floor. Max's head is being crushed with the toilet seat! How embarrassing! Max is pushed out of the stall and backs into the sinks. Karnage rips the hand dryer off the wall and throws it at Max! Max dodged it! Max kicks Karnage in the stomach. DOUBLE-UNDERHOOK DDT ONTO THE TILE FLOOR!!! Karnage is out! Max is washing the blood off of his face now. Max gets up and walks out of the restroom. The fans cheer him as he does. Weird, I thought they hated him. In any event, Karnage is slowly getting to his feet.
Royce: This match is literally taking us places we would rather not be taken to. Unless you start fighting in the women's restroom, I'm not interested.
Boggs: Karnage is out of the restroom now. He hits Max from behind as he was making his way back into the arena. Karnage helped with that. Karnage and Max are fighting at the top of the steps now. Karnage blocks Max's right hand, and pushes Max down the stairs! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I THINK HE'S DEAD!! Karnage, calmly, makes his way down the steps. He just pushed Max down to flights of them! How inhumane! Karnage lifts Max up by his ears and pulls him towards the ring. Max is dumped over the guardrail. Karnage steps over and rolls Max back into the ring. Karnage pulls a table out from under the ring, and sets it up at ringside. He's getting another one out too. He sets it on top of the other one. Karnage slides back into the ring and sets up the one good ladder by the ropes. Max is now up. Karnage kicks Max in the face and puts him on his shoulders. He's climbing the ladder. Karnage is at the top of the ladder. DEAR LORD!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Max is dead!! I know it!! But Karnage is hurting as well.
Royce: Strong, yet stupid man....
Boggs: Both men are lying motionless on the outside. This has been one hell of a match. Although it looks like a train wreck. Max and Karnage are both starting to move. Max slowly gets back into the ring. Karnage is doing the same. Max runs to the ropes. Flying forearm by Max! Max picks up the bent ladder and lays it by the corner. Karnage gets to his feet. He tries to spear Max! But Max leap frogged it! SUPERKICK BY MAX!!! Karnage falls to the canvas! Max drags Karnage over to the bent ladder and lays him atop it. Max is climbing the top rope.... SENTON BOMB!!! MY GOD!!! MAX WITH A SENTON BOMB!!!
Royce: That was awesome! Max has this match one now!
Boggs: Max is getting the good ladder. He's got it perfectly lined up under the belt. Max is slowly climbing the ladder. He stops midway up and takes a deep breath. Hey! Look! It's... it's.... Chaos! He's coming to Karnage's aid! Chaos slides into the ring! He grabs Max's legs.... Chaos pulled Max off of the ladder!! Chaos kicks Karnage to get him up. Karnage is climbing the ladder. Chaos is pounding away at Max, just to keep him down! Chaos with a chokeslam onto the bent ladder! Karnage is inches from the belt!! He's got it! Karnage wins! Karnage wins!
Stallworth: The winner of the match and NEW GFWA US Heavyweight Champion....... Karnage!!
("N2Gether Now" plays. Karnage and Chaos celebrate over a beat and battered Max.)
Royce: That was awesome! Although Max got screwed, it was freakin' awesome!
Boggs: What a match, and you can definately expect a reaction from L4R after this match, King....you don't screw the L4R out of a belt and get away with it....the scene here is wild, but right now we're gonna send it over to Denise Lopez who is with President McLean!
(The scene shifts to the backstage interview location.)
Denise Lopez: And after what surely must be a tough loss for Danger, I'm standing with L4R leader and GFWA President Matt McLean....now, Mr. McLean, tonight has been a great night, aside from that loss....
President McLean: Listen, Denise, Chaos wants to put his own fate in his hands by stepping into Max Danger's business, that's his problem. L4R takes care of our own and he will get his.....as far as tonight goes, of course it's been a great night....and it's only going to get better....I'm going to step into that ring as the Special Guest Referee and make the call right down the middle in the GFWA Extreme Title Match....I guarantee it....
Denise Lopez: Many think you're going to be biased towards the current champion, Adam King....
President McLean: Well, there's another instance where the "many people" are wrong....King has made it very clear to me that he wants NO favoritism in this matchup...not that I would've given him any to begin with....he's got his work cut out for him but so do the other 3 men in that ring tonight....it's going to be a war....but a war I'm confident the L4R can win....
(McLean walks off as Denise tries to catch up with him. The scene then shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: Well, King, it's time now for the GFWA Lightweight Championship match....Johnny Street has been on a roll of late but now will face one of the most up and coming lightweights in GFWA history, Scott Burton....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions....
"Rockin'" Johnny
Street vs. Scott Burton
(GFWA Lightweight Title
Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is
scheduled for one fall with a fourty-five minute time limit, and
is for the GFWA Lightweight Championship! Introducing first......
("Know Your Enemy" by Rage Against The Machine plays. Scott Burton walks through the curtains and into a sea of cheering fans. Burton stands to soak in the roaring fans, and then heads to the ring.)
Stallworth: The challenger, standing 6 foot 2 inches tall and weighing in at 221 pounds. He hails from the beautiful Aspen, Colorado. He is....... Scott Burton!!!
("Wake Up" by KoRn plays. Johnny Street walks out to a mixed reaction from the fans. He walks to the ring with the Lightweight Title around his waist.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he stands 6 foot 1 inch tall and weighs 216 pounds. He hails from Brooklyn, New York, and his the GFWA Lightweight Champion. Please welcome....... "Rockin'" Johnny Street!!!
Boggs: And there's the bell. Street and Burton circle one another, and then lock up. Street whips Burton into the ropes. He ducks the clothesline. And the backhand. Burton with a spinning heel kick, but Street ducks it. Street goes to the ropes.... hiptoss by Burton. Street jumps back up. Another hiptoss by Burton. Street gets up again, and Burton runs to the ropes. Street falls to the mat, and Burton steps over him. Street with a leap frog over Burton. Burton ducks the back elbow of Street. Burton bounces off the ropes.... Street lifts Burton into the air.... dropkick by Burton. Burton sends Street into the ropes.... Elevated Powerbomb by Burton!! Burton with the cover... 1.... 2... no, Street flips it over.... 1.... 2..... Burton pushes Street's head down, and now has him pinned.... 1... 2.... th.. no, Street kicked out! Both men get to their feet and the fans start to cheer. This is great action!
Royce: Yes, it is!
Boggs: Street and Burton lock up once again. Burton with a knee to Street's stomach. Burton with a stiff right jab. Burton sends Street to the ropes.... no, reversal. Burton bounces off the ropes.... back body drop by Street.... Burton landed on his feet! Street turns around, and swings at Burton.... Burton dunks. Street spins around and Burton lifts him for a back body drop... Street flipped over, and is behind Burton. Full-Nelson on Burton. Burton drops to the ground, grabs Street's head and flips him over. Reverse chinlock by Burton. These guys really know how to put on a show for the crowd. Street is on one knee. He elbows Burton in the stomach..... Burton knees Street in the stomach. The hold is released, but Burton is still in control. Irish whip into the corner. Burton slowly walks into the corner and kicks away at Street. Burton climbs to the second rope and starts pounding on Street's head.
Crowd: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8..
Royce: Why do they always do that? It's stupid.
Boggs: Street grabs Burton's legs and carries him out of the corner. Street falls backwards. Burton's head hit the top turnbuckle! Street brings Burton to his feet. A headlock by Street. Burton pushes Street to the ropes. Headscissors take down by Street! 1.... 2... th... no, Burton kicks out! Street sets Burton up for a vertical suplex. Burton blocks it. He blocks it again. Burton lifts Street into the air.... Street spinned out, and grabs Burton around the waist. Burton spins around and now has Street around the waist. German suplex by Burton..... Street landed on his feet! Burton turns around..... Street kicks at him. Burton catches his leg and spins him around. Atomic drop by Burton, followed up by a clothesline. Street goes down.
Royce: I figured it would be more high-flying, but it is still faced paced, and I like that.
Boggs: Street is brought to his feet by his hair. Burton sends Street to the ropes, and Burtons runs to the adjacent ropes. Bulldog by Burton..... 1.... 2... thr.... nope, Street got his left shoulder up. Burton lifts Street to his feet. Burton sends Street to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, hiptoss by Burton on the rebound. Street landed on his feet! Chronic kick by Street! 1..... 2.... thre.... Burton kicked out!
Royce: That was close. I thought Street had it.
Boggs: Street whips Burton into the ropes. Spinebuster by Street! Street is climbing to the top rope. Frog Splash! 1..... 2... thre!!! Burton barely got his shoulder up! Street kicks away at Burton's ribs. Street brings Burton to his feet. Brainbuster DDT!! 1.... 2.... thre!! NO!! Burton, once again, got his shoulder up! Burton is brought to his feet once again. Irish whip into the corner.... Stinger Splash. Street with a monkey flip on Burton.... Burton landed on his feet. Superkick by Burton!! 1.... 2... thre!!! Street kicked out!
Royce: Another close one! This match has been back and forth all night!
Boggs: Burton runs to the ropes.... snap leg drop. Burton straddles Street's chest and pounds away at his head! Burton lifts Street up. Knife-edged chop and the crowd "Woo's". Burton sends Street to the ropes. He lowers his head. Facebuster by Street! Street is going to the top turnbuckle..... Flying elbow!! He connected!! 1.... 2..... thr.... no!! Burton kicked out!
Royce: This can't get any closer! We've almost had a winner on several different occassions!
Boggs: Street brings Burton to his feet. Fisherman's suplex.... 1.... 2.... thre!! NO!! Burton has kicked out again!! Street send Burton into the ropes..... sunset flip.... 1.... 2... thr... no! Street kicked out! Burton and Street get to their feet. Burton swings at Street..... he ducks..... Street with a neckbreaker!! 1..... 2..... thre.... no! Burton has, yet again, kicked out! He's a resiliant man. Street stomps on Burton's stomach and drops an elbow. Street lifts Burton to his feet... Tiger bomb! 1.... 2.... thr!!! NO!! My God, he can't be pinned!
Royce: Oh he can, Johnny just can't do it.
Boggs: Street punches Burton in the face, and whips him to the ropes. A knee to the head by Street. Burton goes down and Street is going up top. Guillotine Leg Drop by Street!! 1.... 2.... thre!!! NO!! Burton kicked out! Street is definitely becoming frustrated. He hits the mat to prove that. Street kicks away at Burton. Street lifts Burton up by his tights. Forearm smash to his back. Reverse DDT!! 1.... 2..... thr!!! NO!! Burton kicked out.... again! This must suck if you're Johnny Street!
Royce: Street has this one pretty much in the bag, unless this inability to pin Burton continues.
Boggs: Street brings Burton to his feet. Burton reverses the irish whip. Street bounces off the ropes. Uranang suplex by Burton! Burton runs to the ropes... Asai Moonsault! Burton is on a roll now! Burton drops a knee into Street's throat! Street doesn't look to be in good shape now. Burton pulls Street near the ropes. Burton goes onto the ring apron. Springboard leg drop! 1.... 2.... thre!! NO!! Street kicked out!!
Royce: Burton couldn't put him away, but he will, just watch.
Boggs: Street is brought to his feet. Burton kicks at him.... Street catches his leg. Enziguri by Burton! Street goes down! Burton picks Street up... Pumphandle slam! Burton pulls Street near the corner. Burton is climbing to the top. "BIG AIR!!" NO!! STREET MOVED!! BURTON MISSED THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! STREET COVERS BURTON!! 1...... 2..... 3!!! STREET RETAINS THE TITLE!!!
Stallworth: The winner of this match, and still the GFWA Lightweight Champion..... "Rockin'" Johnny Street!!
("Wake Up" by KoRn plays. The ref raises Street's arm in victory as he celebrates.)
Royce: Awesome match! I absolutely loved it!
Boggs: Very good indeed! These 2 sure can put on a show!!!! A great Lightweight Title match!!! Now as we clear things out here, let's set up the next match with the following review....
(The scene then shifts to a video package showing the history between Joesef Gestapo and Hellsbane. As the scene inside the arena fades back in after a minute or so, the cage has been lowered on top of the ring, with the crucifixes inside it. The door to the cage is open waiting for the men to enter.)
Royce: This next match is NOT for the weak at heart, RB....
Boggs: Well let's send it over to Bob Stallworth as he's ready to make the introductions....Bob?
Joesef Gestapo vs. Hellsbane
(GFWA Television Title Match-Crucifix
Match Rules)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following Crucifix rules
contest is for the GFWA Television Title! Introducing first, the
challenger...
("God of Thunder" by KISS kicks up inside the arena. A cross with Hellsbane on it descends down to the middle of the rampway instead of over the ring this time.)
Stallworth: ....standing 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighing 345 pounds....hailing from Atlanta, GA....he is....HELLSBANE!!!!!
(Hellsbane reaches the ramp and gets off the cross...immediately it begins to ascend to the rafters from which it came. HB goes around the cage a few times before getting inside.)
Stallworth: And his opponent....making his way to the ring at this time....
(The lights go out as a big yellow explosion goes off on the ramp, and "Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks up inside the arena.)
Stallworth: ....he is the reigning GFWA Television Champion.....standing 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighing 315 pounds.....hailing from Auschwitz, Germany.....he is.....JOESEF GESTAPO!!!!!
(Gestapo has already entered the arena and is making his way down to the ring alone. He walks around the cage again like HB, several times before getting into the ring.)
Royce: Look at those Crosses!
Boggs: Yeah Royce, Theyre huge alright. Two inside , and 8 feet tall and made of solid wood, You can bet they hurt if you run into them.
Royce: These guys are stalking each other like animals.....
Boggs: Theres no love lost between these two men, Royce. Every one knows of the bad blood between the Divinity and The L4R. In fact they...WAIT! Gestapo just rushed Hellsbane before the cell was totally lowered! He took Hellsbane down with a classic tackle!
Royce: Look! He's holding Hellsbanes head under the edge of the cell!
Boggs: Hellsbane pushing up for all he's worth....He throws Gestapo off!
Royce: Just in time too! that Cage could've taken Hellsbanes head off!
Boggs: Hellsbanes back up now.....Getsapo with a hard right hand....Hellsbane counters with a left and....Gestapo with a big kneelift that staggers Hellsbane!
Royce: Holy crow! Gestapos making Hellsbane look like a monkey!
Boggs: He does seem to be the quicker of the two Royce.....OOOHH DDT by Getsapo! Hellsbane slowly back to his feet........Gestapo with handfull of hair...OH! HUGE slam on Hellsbane face first into one of those wooden Crosses!
Royce: That floored him! Look at Gestapo taunting him. Hellsbanes being totally out classed here!
Boggs: Dont be so sure Royce. Hellsbane lives for this...Gestapo pulling Hellsbane up by his hair... Irish whip..NO! Reversal by Hellsbane! Royce goes hard into the steel wall!
Royce: He didn't whip him, He THREW him half way across the ring!
Boggs: What a power display by the man in leather! But it took alot out of him, Both men slow getting up..
(Suddenly the crowd stands.)
Royce: Look L4R has come to the ramp! they're rushing the cell!
Boggs: They're not the only ones! The Divinity has come out of the crowd! We could see a pier six brawl here!
Royce: Whats Gestapo doing? He's telling the L4R to back off?! Doesn't he know there's strength in numbers?!
Boggs: Hellsbane's doing the same to the Divinity, Royce! Neither stable looks happy about it, but they're backing up!
Royce: There goes a perfectly good slug fest.
Boggs: It seems both men want to prove themselves on thier own tonight Royce....
Royce: Yeah I guess so, but what a fight that would've been!
Boggs: Both men faceing off again.... Gestapo goes for a hip toss...Hellsbane blocks...Hard short clothesline by Hellsbane!
Royce: That HAD to hurt!
Boggs: Hellsbane on top of Gestapo....HE'S CHOKING HIM! HELLSBANES CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF GESTAPO!
Royce: REF STOP THIS THING!
Boggs: You know damn well there is no ref..OOH Gestapo gets out with a poke to the eye...Hellsbane rolls off clutching his left eye....
Royce: Smart move by Gestapo, Now he should kick him..while he's down....
Boggs: Thats exactly what he's doing Royce......Repeated kicks by the Champion....He grabs Hellsbanes legs....BIG slingshot into the steel bars!
Royce: LOOK! HELLSBANES BUSTED OPEN!
Boggs: Hellsbane trying to clear the cobwebs..Gestapo won't give him the chance though....OOOOH! Double arm DDT!
Royce: Gestapo's got this match!!!
Boggs: Looks Like he thinks so too. Gestapo pulling Hellsbane up by the hair now...He's got him against one of the Crosses....
Royce: Hellsbanes out on his feet! All Gestapo has to do is tie his arms to that Cross and he retains the title!
Boggs: Gestapo fumbling with the rope..Hes working on Hellsbanes left wrist...
Royce: Here he goes! Its over!
Boggs: It could be Royce, He...NO! HElLSBANE HAS HIS RIGHT HAND AROUND GESTAPO'S THROAT! HE BRINGS HIM UP.....CHOKE SLAM ON GESTAPO!!
Royce: How strong is this guy?!
Boggs: Looks like Gestapo just found out! Hellsbane pulling free of the Cross....Gestapo struggling to his feet...He's met with a body slam...Hellsbane drops his elbow into Gestapos sternum.....Picking up Gestapo...He has him on his shoulder....OOOH! He just ran Gestapo's face into the Cell!
Royce: Now Gestapo's opened up!
Boggs: Both men bleeding alot now...But Hellsbane's Not slowing....SLEEPER HOLD!
Royce: Whats he doing? the Idiot can't win this by submission...
Boggs: He wants him totally out when he gets him on that Cross, Royce. Gestapo's fadeing...WAIT! He just threw himself backward! Hellsbanes headhead cracked hard on that Cross!
Royce: ANOTHER smart move by the champ!
Boggs: It Certainly was! Hold on...whats Gestapo doing? He's looking to the corner for something while he has Hellsbane staggered....
Royce: He's Got the Belt! I tell you this mans Brilliant!
Boggs: Whats he...NO! He's Getting ready to slam Hellsbane with the T.V. Belt! He swings and...HELLSBANE DUCKS!! GESTAPO SPINS AROUND..HELLSBANE WITH AN ATOMIC DROP AND...HE HIT IT! HELLSBANE GOT GESTAPO WITH THE HELLDRIVER!!!
Royce: Look at this crowd! every ones on thier feet!
Boggs: The Noise is deafening! Hellsbane grabs Gestapo by the neck! He's pointing to the Cross!
Royce: I can't hear you! The crowd's exploding!
Boggs: Hellsbane literally throwing Gestapo against the Cross! He has one arm tied! Hellsbanes working on the other!
Royce: Gestapo's Not moving! His eyes are closed!
Boggs: Hellsbane's tied the other arm! ITS OVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!HELLSBANE HAS DEFEATED GESTAPO TO BECOME THE NEW TELEVISION TITLE HOLDER!!
Royce: LOOK! Hellsbanes grabbed Gestapo by the Face! He's holding the belt in his right fist! He's gonna beat on Gestapo while he's helpless!
Boggs: WAIT! Hellsbane let go! He's shaking his head at Gestapo.....
(Hellsbane looks to the crowd....then drops to his knees, title held high over his head. "God Of Thunder" By Kiss plays, fireworks exploding around the ring.)
Boggs: My God, what a match!!! Hellsbane is the new GFWA Television Champion!!! What a match, King!!! What a match!!!!
(The scene then quickly shifts to the backstage area. In the entrance area, you see someone walking, you don't recognize them until Boggs speaks up...)
Boggs: That's....that's The Runaway Train, "Big" Will Childs!!!! MY GOD, KING!!!! The Train is back!!!! "Big" Will Childs is back!!!! Look at this!!!!
Royce: I can't believe it....that's him alright, walking around backstage...of course this doesn't mean that he's back in the GFWA...it just means he's backstage, Randy....let's see if we can't get Denise Lopez backstage to find out why he's here....
(The scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: For once, King...I think you're right....let's see if we can't get Denise Lopez to have a chat with the former GFWA Champion....well folks, it's now time for the match we've all been waiting for....well, the first of two main events tonight really, as the Extreme title will be on the line in a Four-Corners Elimination style match.....
"Awesome" Adam
King vs. Chaos vs. Brian "Primetime" Watts vs. "Mr.
Blonde" Vic Vega
(GFWA Extreme Title Match-Four
Corners Elimination Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for 1
fall and is a four corners elimination match for the Extreme
title. Coming out now, standing 6 foot 4, 268 pounds...... The
GFWA Extreme champion..... Adam King!!!!
("Snap your fingers, snap your neck" by Prong plays as King walks out with the GFWA title on his shoulder and a bag of something in his hand.)
Boggs: I wonder what's in that bag?
Royce: It's probably candy for his opponents.
Boggs: McLean is in the ring. He's the special guest ref. He's shaking the hand of King. I don't like this.
(A shot is shown on Vic Vega warming up behind the curtain, waiting to be introduced. All of a sudden....)
Boggs: OH MY GOD! WHERE DID CHAOS COME FROM? HE JUST LEVELED VIC VEGA WITH A CHAIR! VEGA IS BUSTED OPEN ALREADY!
Royce: Look at King. He's just watching it on the titantron. He's enjoying this.
Boggs: Vega is trying to get up but Chaos nails him again! he drags VEGA from the back onto the rampway. OH MY GOD! HE JUST PUSHED HIM DOWN THE RAMPWAY! VEGA FELL ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING.
Royce: He rolled down the rampway like a barrel Randy. Vega's hurt already.
Boggs: Chaos is still at the top of the rampway. Adam King gets out the ring and covers Vega..... 1, 2 ..... Nearly had him! King picks up Vega and sends him into the ring pole.
Royce: Chaos is still looking on, laughing.
Boggs: King grabs the ring bell and clocks Vega with it!
Royce: Look!!!
Boggs: WATTS! WATTS IS BEHIND CHAOS!!!! CHAOS DOESN'T SEE HIM!!!!! OH BACK SUPLEX ON THE RAMPWAY! WATTS PICKS UP CHAOS....... OH PILEDRIVER ON THE RAMPWAY!
Royce: Chaos is hurt.
Boggs: Watts is going in the back..... where's he going?
Royce: I don't know but Adam King puts Vega in the ring and covers him again....... 2 count!
Boggs: Wait, Watts has a table! He set's up a table on the rampway! He's taking his time...... Adam King throws a chair in the ring. He gets in but Vega grabs the chair and clocks King! Vega takes the top of the chair and he's ramming it into the thigh of King!
Royce: This action is hard to follow.
Boggs: Watts now picks up Chaos...... OH, POWERBOMB THREW THE TABLE!!!!! CHAOS IS LAID OUT! Watts is making his way to the ring! Vega is banging King's head into the mat. Watts gets in the ring and Vega doesn't see him.
Royce: Surprise!
Boggs: CHOKE OUT! CHOKE OUT! He has Vega...... Vega can't hold on, he's going, he's going....... OH VEGA WITH A LOWBLOW!!
Royce: He used his foot to give Watts a lowblow. Oh he takes him off his feet with a clothesline!
Boggs: Adam King, Vic Vega and Brian Watts are in the ring. Chaos is still on the rampway and he's just coming too. Vega is up and he stomps on King. He takes Watts and puts him in the corner. He grabs that chair that king used and nails Watts with it!
Royce: Watts is still on his feet!
Boggs: Vega nails him again! King is up..... Vega's gonna nail Watts again...... King pulls the chair out of Vic's hand..... kick to Vegas stomach...... King hits Watts with the chair! He grabs Vega who's still holding his stomach....... Pedigree!!!! King covers Vega..... 1, 2 ..... Vega kicks out!
Royce: Watts is standing up in the corner, out! Here comes Chaos.
Boggs: Chaos walks around the ring dazed! he goes under the ring and pulls out a table.
Royce: He's looking for something else.
Boggs: Inside the ring, King and Vega are trading blows. Vega sends King to the ropes...... OH HE BACK BODY DROPPED ADAM KING OUT THE RING!!!!!
Royce: Chaos grabs King and puts him on the table! Vega is instructing Chaos now to do something but chaos is yelling back at him.
Boggs: Wait..... Watts has come too. He's behind Vega again.
Royce: Not again!
Boggs: Watts grabs Vega, spins him around...... OH UNDERHOOK SUPLEX DOWN, THREW THE TABLE WITH ADAM KING ON IT!!!! WATTS IS AN ANIMAL! HE JUST SUPLEXED VIC VEGA FROM THE RING, DOWN TO A TABLE ON THE FLOOR WHICH HAD ADAM KING ON IT!!!!
Royce: Chaos gets another chair and climbs in the ring...... he swings at Watts, Watts ducks...... upper cut! He grabs Chaos's head and drivers his knee into it. Russian leg sweep takes Chaos off his feet.
Boggs: Vega is up from that underhook suplex. King is out! Vega grabs him and gets him in a sleeper hold! He has it locked on...... King is down, he's out! Vega let's go before Mclean could make sure King is out.
Royce: Watts gets out the ring and comes over to Vega.
Boggs: Vega sees him and they go at it! Vega takes Watts down with a drop toe hold...... he grabs Watts leg into a leg lock. Watts is trying to get out. He can't! vega lets go and slides the leg lock into a head lock!
Royce: Chaos is up. He gets out the ring...... King is up too.
Boggs: Chaos grabs Vega and pulls him off. DDT on the floor! Chaos covers Vega, 2 count. Watts hobbles up and King grabs him and takes him up the ramp.
Royce: Boy this match is wild Randy. I never seen anything like this before in my life.
Boggs: Chaos throws Vega in the ring while Adam King and Brian Watts are fighting into the back.
Royce: Where are they going!
Boggs: Vega catches Chaos with a frontface DDT! He picks Chaos up and takes him back down with a sidekick! He covers him..... 1, 2 ..... Oh Chaos kicks out.
(Cut to the back where Adam King and Brian Watts are fighting.)
Royce: There's Watts and King! There going at it in the back!
Boggs: Watts sends King into a crate. WAIT, WAIT..... THE MASTER RACE ARE OUT HERE! THERE JUMPING WATTS!!! THERE BEATING HIM DOWN!
Royce: Anything goes in an Extreme match!
Boggs: WAIT, BRONSON AND DUTCH HARRIS ARE OUT, THERE BRAWLING WITH THE MASTER RACE!!! THERE RUNNING THEM OFF!!!!!
Royce: Bronson handed Watts something!
Boggs: It's a bamboo stick. He takes it and lands a blow to the stomach of King...... Oh what a shot to his head! King is busted open! Watts is down, Bronson and Dutch have chased off TMR...... what's gonna happen next?
Royce: Chaos and Vega are now out the ring...... there fighting in the crowd!
Boggs: Here comes Watts with that bamboo stick. King is out now...... Vega gets away from Chaos and he goes after Watts who nails him with that stick. King runs down Watts..... he snatches the stick from him and lands a blow to his head. Another! Vega and Adam King are beating down Brian Watts!
Royce: I see Chaos. He has a trash can!
Boggs: Vega covers Watts.... Oh Watts kicks out at 2! King and Vega continue to beat up Watts..... here comes Chaos, he climbs over the guard rail..... back on to the floor and nails King with the trash can. Vega sees him and tries to get away but Chaos nails him too.
Royce: Look at the dent in that can. Chaos nails King again.
Boggs: Watts is up..... he grabs the bamboo stick and clocks Chaos over the head with it! He grabs him...... OH JACKHAMMER ON THE FLOOR! WATTS COVERS CHAOS..... 1, 2, 3! CHAOS IS ELIMINATED!!!!
Royce: Chaos is gone. Security is out to escort him back. Watts pinned Chaos with a Jackhammer on the floor!
Boggs: Chaos is dazed as security takes him away. 3 men are left as Vega gets back in the ring and so does King!
Royce: Watts stumbles off to the back again! Where is he going?
Boggs: King and Vega go at it as Mclean looks on. VEGA WITH A STUNNER!! King is down! He covers him..... 1, 2..... OH COME ON..... MCLEAN WITH A SLOW COUNT AND KING KICKS OUT! DAMMIT!
Royce: Vega isn't happy.
Boggs: He stars at Mclean. Vega sends King to the ropes..... SPINEBUSTER! He covers King again..... Mclean is slow to count and King kicks out at 1!
Royce: Oh Vega grabs Mclean!
Boggs: Vega grabs Mclean! He's gonna hit him...... Oh King with a lowblow! He picks Vega up....... gorilla press slam! He covers him...... Mclean with a fast count and Vega kicks out barely at 2.
Royce: HERE COMES WATTS!
Boggs: Watts is back with a string of barbwire! Oh my god!
Royce: Mclean sees him and gets out of his way.
Boggs: He takes the wire, raps it around his hand and clocks Vega with it. Vega is busted open again! King is on Watts before he can use it on him. He takes one of those chairs and clocks Watts!. King takes the wire off his hand and nails Watts with it! Oh my! He's rubbing the wire right in Watts' face!
Royce: Oh that's gotta hurt!
Boggs: Both Vega and Watts are out! Mclean hands King some handcuffs. He tries to handcuff Vega...... Vega fights him off..... kick to the stomach...... pedigree! Watts is down, King is down. Vega stares at Mclean again! He looks up in the rafters!
Royce: What is he doing?
Boggs: Something's coming down...... it's the crucifix! The one Hellsbane used. It's coming down to the ring!
Royce: Vega grabs Watts..... he puts Watts on the crucifix! Watts is on the crucifix! Vega is calling for it to go up!
Boggs: King is up...... Scorpion deathdrop on Vega! The crucifix stopped! Watts is about 15 feet above the ring as King works over Vega.
Royce: I never seen anything like this before.
Boggs: Mclean hands King a chair and he nails Vega! He covers him, 2 count.
Royce: Close.
Boggs: Mclean is getting another table! He puts it in the ring. King sets it up! He grabs Vega..... Vega fights him off..... OH CHOKE SLAM! King is down! Vega picks him...... and puts him on the table! OH, PILEDRIVER THREW THE TABLE!!!!!! VEGA COVERS KING...... MCLEAN MAKES THE COUNT...... SLOWLY..... 1........ 2......... 3!!!!!! VIC VEGA HAS ELIMINATED THE GFWA EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!!
Royce: Mclean can't believe it! He's stunned!
Boggs: Security comes and takes King away and....... OH MY GOD! WATTS JUST JUMPED FROM THE CRUCIFIX DOWN TO VEGA!!!!! HE LANDED ON VEGA!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!1
Royce: Watts is crazy! Vega is out! Watts landed on Mclean too and he is down!
Boggs: Watts ripped his way out the crucifix and jumped down about 15 feet above the ring down to Vega. Watts is obviously hurt. he grabs Vega and drags him out the ring...... up the ramp! Mclean hobbles down their too.
Royce: Watts is standing by the edge of the rampway! This doesn't look pretty.
Boggs: Watts is busted open from that barbwire shot from Adam King. Watts, he's looking down at those electrical boxes on the floor! No! Those are the sound boxes!
Royce: I don't like this!
Boggs: Watts grabs Vega! He gets him in a powerbomb! Watts raises his hands in the air! He's set to powerbomb Vega off the ramp, down to those electrical boxes! Watts lifts him up....... He ahs him up...... Vega is fighting it! He's punching Watts in the face! Vega fights out of it! He catches Watts with a right! He grabs his head...... OH HE THREW WATTS OFF THE RAMP, DOWN TO THE ELECTRICAL BOXES! LOOK AT THE SPARKS FLY!
Royce: Vega isn't done!
Boggs: OH!!!! VEGA LEAPED OFF THE RAMP DOWN TO WATTS! HE CAUGHT HIM WITH A FLYING ELBOW OFF THE RAMP, DOWN TO THE ELECTRICAL BOXES!!!! MCLEAN IS THERE..... HE MAKES THE COUNT...... 1 , 2, 3!!!!!! VIC VEGA IS THE NEW EXTREME CHAMP! HE BEAT BRIAN WATTS!
Royce: He threw Watts off the ramp down to the electrical boxes on the bottom of the ramp! The he jumped off, down to Watts! Vega is crazy!
Boggs: Both men aren't moving! Paramedics are out here as they tend to Watts and vega! Vic vega is the new Extreme champ but he is hurt bad! Watts probably got shocked too! He caught the worse of it! This looks serious King. They're calling for a stretcher!!!
(All of a sudden, a voice from high above the arena start talking...it's Thorn from before....he and Claudia are still on top of the building, in the catwalks.)
Thorn: Oh Vicster....remember me....remember Christmas.....*laughing*.....you said I could have the first title shot against you when you became the GFWA Extreme Champion....and now that you have.....it's time to pay the Piper, old friend....but right now, I see you're a bit incapacitated to answer....so I'll give you to BackDraft to figure it out.....have a nice trip to the hospital, buddy!
Boggs: Well, I guess Thorn has made it clear he intends to make good on Vega's promise for a title shot....sounds really sincere about his buddy bein hurt too, doesn't he? *laughs*
Royce: Really....*laughs*
Boggs: Well as they clear the ring, let's take a look back on the career...of the Butcher...
(The scene fades to a video package showing various highlights of the career of the Butcher. Then, after a couple minutes of it playing, the scene fades back into the arena and it goes to the middle of the ring where Bob Stallworth is standing.)
Mike Powers vs. The Butcher
(GFWA Title Match-Anything
Goes Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen.....we have now come to the GFWA
Y2K Meltdown Main Event of the Evening.....the following Anything
Goes match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the GFWA
Championship!!! Introducing first, the challenger....
("Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up inside the arena as the lights go off and orange lights flood the rampway.)
Stallworth: ....he stands 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighs in at 268 pounds....a founding father of Team PERFECT, hailing from New York, NY.....he is....THE BUTCHER!!!!!!
(Butcher comes into the arena and the fans are on their feet. They are going nuts for the Butcher as he has a big smile on his face. He slaps hands with a few fans as he makes his way down the rampway. The music is playing loud as he gets in the ring and plays to the crowd.)
Boggs: No matter what friends he's had, King, he's always walked to the ring alone....just listen to this ovation!!
Royce: This is incredible, RB, I can't hear myself think!!!
(The music fades out as Butcher still plays to the crowd.)
Stallworth: And his opponent....making his way to the ring at this time....
("The Rockwilder" by Method Man & Redman kicks up inside the arena as the lights go out again and the rampways is flooded with white and blue lights.)
Stallworth: ....he is the reigning GFWA Champion.....he stands 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 278 pounds....a member of The Franchise, hailing from The Bronx, NY....he is known as Mr. Magnificent....MIKE POWERS!!!!!!
(Explosions go off around the rampway, as Powers enters the arena with a very focused look on his face. He's got the GFWA Championship belt around his waist. The crowd is booing him very hard. He seems to be loving that.)
Boggs: And there is the GFWA Champion, the Franchise himself, Mike Powers....this NY crowd is giving him hell, King!
Royce: And deservedly so! He's had some very bad things to say about Butcher and his career in the GFWA....Butcher has trained very hard for this match....
(Powers gets in the ring and hands his belt to the referee, who then holds it up to the crowd before giving it to Stallworth as he leaves the ring.)
Boggs: Well, we're about set to go here, folks, what a night it has been so far....and this is our Main Event of the night, thank you for joining us here....Powers and Butcher just circling each other here, Powers fakes a dive in, and comes back....
Royce: There's the bell!!! This one is officially underway!!!
Boggs: Powers the first one to start off here, and he and Butcher lock it up....irish whip quickly by Powers...hip tossing Butcher as he bounces off the ropes! Nicely done here....
Royce: This is an Anything Goes matchup....I wonder how long before it gets that way....
Boggs: Powers is not an extreme wrestler, so you'll probably see him try to keep the match as technical as possible so he can keep an advantage over Butcher here....Powers now with Butcher here....scoop slam and he puts Butcher down on the canvas! Powers starts off the ropes...attempting an elbow drop...NO!! Butcher rolls out of the way and rolls right on out the ring....
Royce: Here's where it gets interesting!
Boggs: Butcher is on the outside now as Powers gets up from the elbow drop....he's beckoning for Powers to join him here!!! Egging him on, and now Powers slides to the outside and the two begin to exchange blows!!! Like two heavyweight boxers!!!
Royce: Butcher getting the edge here!! He blocks a blow from Powers!
Boggs: Indeed he does, and he grabs the GFWA Champion and sends him right into the guard rail here at MSG....he bounces back off the railing and attempts a clothesline on Butcher, which he ducks and Powers regains his balance here....
Royce: Fast and furious action, RB!
Boggs: Remember, this is an anything goes matchup, so anything is likely to happen, and most likely will! Powers and Butcher again with blows on the outside here....Butcher now forcing Powers up the rampway here....OH!! Butcher blocks Powers' punch and nails him with a short-arm clothesline! Butcher down for a count here early...1, 2, No!!! Powers was able to kick out but we almost had a new Champion, King!
Royce: Amazing....Butcher nearly got the win there!
Boggs: Butcher now getting Powers to his feet here, as the two continue up the rampway of Madison Square Garden....Butcher continuing to punish Powers with rights and lefts as they fight up the rampway....now they've come to the top of the ramp....fighting it out still....OH!! Butcher with a big time right hand and that sends Powers to the ramp!!! Face first he lay there!!! Butcher and this New York City crowd are loving it!!!
Royce: Butcher has been in control since they went outside the ring, just as you predicted he would, RB....
Boggs: Why, thanks King....Butcher now getting Powers to his feet....they're near the edge of the ramp, King, they'd better be careful here....Butcher has Powers up....OH!! Lowblow by Powers and Butcher is about to fall off the edge of the ramp....wait...what's Powers.....*CRASH!* OH MY GOD!!!!! Powers just dove at Butcher, but he didn't realize where he was and he and Butcher went off the edge of the ramp down onto some tables set up below!!!!! What a scene and both men are down!!!!
Royce: My God, RB....are they alright????
Boggs: I don't know, we're getting a cameraman down there now to see if they are.....I think Powers took the brunt of the fall though, as he flipped over on his back as he landed.....both men are still down here and we've finally got a camera down there close enough to see if they're alright....*the camera switches on*...OH MY GOODNESS KING!!! Look at them both, laid out completely!!!! LOOK AT THAT!!! Butcher is getting up....Powers is starting to move as well!!!!
Royce: I can't believe either of them are moving, that was at least a 20 foot drop!!!
Boggs: I know, and amazingly, Butcher is the first one up, his head busted open and he's bleeding....we do have EMT's ready if need be, and now Powers is getting to his feet as well.....Butcher starts away from the table....Powers from behind....with a steel chair!!! *SMACK!* OH MY GOD!!!! He just planted that chair upside Butcher's head and Butcher falls to the ground in a heap!!!! What a shot from Powers....he rolls down on top of Butcher here....here's the count....1, 2, NO!!!!!! NO!!!! Butcher kicked out and the match continues!!!!!
Royce: This has been one incredible match, RB....how is Butcher coming back for more???
Boggs: It's defying human comprehension, that's for sure....Butcher is getting up, much to the dismay of Mike Powers, and now Powers is forcing them back towards the ring here....Powers has a hold of Butcher's hair here, totally legal in this Anything Goes matchup....he throws Butcher into the ring!!! Butcher rolls around and comes to a stop right in the center of the ring here....
Royce: Now Powers is bringing that steel chair with him here....this doesn't look good for Butcher....
Boggs: Butcher is starting to get to his feet as Powers enters the ring now....rights and lefts from Powers, keeping Butcher at bay, he's got the chair on the mat beside him here....Butcher sees the chair and bounces off the ropes....OH!! Bulldog by Butcher on Powers and and he planted him right on top of that chair!!!! Powers' nose is broken I think!!!! Amazing show of endurance by The Butcher, King!!!!
Royce: I thought he was done for when Powers entered the ring with that chair....he's shown me a lot here tonight.....
Boggs: Butcher is up now and he's moving towards Powers here....gets him up and starts him off the ropes....samoan drop!!! He nailed the Samoan drop on Powers and he now goes for a cover...1, 2, NO!!! Powers got the shoulder up!!! How, I'll never know, but the Champion is not done yet!!!
Royce: Butcher can't believe that didn't do him in, a perfectly executed Samoan Drop!!! I can't believe it didn't either....
Boggs: Butcher gets Powers up here...and now Powers seems to have gotten a second wind, judging from the look on his face....he's up and starts in with the rights and lefts on Butcher here....closed fist piston like right hands....Butcher is reeling a bit....now Powers grabs Butcher here...irish whip into the corner....he grabs Butcher and sets him up on the top turnbuckle here....Powers goes up with him....here it comes....YES!!! Big time superplex from the top rope and Butcher's back landed with tremendous force on the canvas, and that could be all for Butcher, King!!!
Royce: He's fought the good fight, Randy....but Powers is simply better than him tonight....
Boggs: Powers crawls over to Butcher's fallen body and goes for the cover here....we have a winner....1, 2, NO!!!!!!! NO SIR!!!!! Butcher got the shoulder up and Powers can't believe it!!!! He simply can't believe it!!!! Powers is up now, and he looks ticked.....
Royce: He's all in the referee's face here, Randy, this is doing him no good!!!
Boggs: Both men, covered in sweat....their bodies beaten from a 20 foot fall and several other trecherous moves....both men exhausted....Powers now turns his attention back to Butcher, who's struggling to get to his feet here....Powers with a right hand, and that hit the mark! Another!!! Butcher is reeling.....irish whip by Powers....OH MY GOD!!! Magnificent Maneuver!!!! Magnificent Manuever!!!! He nailed Butcher with it and both lay on the canvas, spent!!!!
Royce: Amazing power in that move, Randy....this has got to be it!!!!
Boggs: Powers has his arm across Butcher's chest and the referee goes down for the pinfall....1....2.....thre....NO!!!!!! His hand did NOT go down for the 3-count!!!!! Butcher managed to move his shoulder just enough to stop the count and this match continues.....UN-BE-LIEVEABLE!!!!!!
Royce: This is amazing, Randy...simply amazing, and listen to this crowd!!!! Listen to them, Randy, all chanting Powers name!!!!! Some chanting Butcher's name, they have given the people what they want!!!!!
Boggs: Powers is getting to his feet, again extremely tired from this match....getting Butcher to his feet.....Butcher with a right hand, blocked by Powers!!! Another right hand by Butcher, blocked again by Powers....these two heavyweights locked in the 15th Round....who will go down first!!!! Powers with a block again and he spins Butcher around......OH MY GOODNESS!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! DOWNTOWN DROP PERFORMED BY POWERS ON BUTCHER!!! HE TOOK BUTCHER'S FINISHER AND PERFORMED IT ON HIM!!!!! POWERS WITH THE DOWNTOWN DROP.....HE'S COVERING BUTCHER....HERE'S THE COUNT......ONE...............TWO.................THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKE POWERS HAS DEFENDED THE GFWA TITLE AGAINST THE BUTCHER!!!!!! HE BEAT HIM WITH HIS OWN FINISHER, LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!!!!
("The Rockwilder" kicks up inside the arena.)
Royce: This crowd is electric, Randy, and this has been a very special night!!!! These fans are on their feet here in Madison Square Garden!!!!!
Boggs: Powers has rolled out of the ring, he's standing with the referee as he hands Powers the belt back!!!! Powers is headed up the ramp and look at the look on his face!!!! He's smiling at Butcher, a genuine smile.....he knows this is the last match Butcher will ever be in, King!!!! Listen to the crowd as Butcher comes to his feet in the center of the ring!!!!!
(The crowd is going crazy as "The Rockwilder" fades out and "Nutshell" by Alice In Chains kicks up for the Butcher.)
Royce: This crowd loves this!!! The Butcher, he's in the center of the ring for all the world to see here, Randy....he may have gotten beaten, but he gave us 100% of his effort here tonight, and this crowd is recognizing that!!!
Boggs: What an ovation for the GFWA King of Hardcore, Butcher.....what a scene here in Madison Square Garden....look at this, King!! Coming down from the back, is that who I think it is????
Royce: I think you're right!!! It's Mr. Perfect and The GrimReaper!!!! Former members of Team PERFECT!!!! It's a reunion.....and behind them, here comes the Tag Team Champs, T2SF!!!! Cody and T-Man, coming down to wish their friend and mentor goodbye!!!! What a night!!!!
Boggs: This is an emotional night to be sure, as Perfect and Butcher embrace in the center of the ring....GrimReaper now talking with Butcher.....all 5 men in the ring.....
(Suddenly, an oldie but goodie kicks up as "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison kicks up and McLean, better known as Skarrphace, comes out from the back.)
Royce: That's Skarrphace!!! Look how he's dressed!!!! He's coming down to the ring with a big smile on his face!!!! The original members of Team PERFECT are back together here for one night only!!!!! Look at this!!!!!
Boggs: Amazing!!! Skarrphace gets in the ring and starts slapping hands with several of them....hugs Mr. Perfect!!! He and Butcher embrace and Skarrphace holds Butcher's hand up as the crowd goes bananas!!!! Absolutely bonkers!!!!! What a night!!!!!
Royce: This is amazing....all the members of the original Team PERFECT are gathered in the ring....what a sight to see....wait, Skarrphace has the microphone here....
(The crowd is still going crazy, but calms down enough to hear what Skarrphace has to say.)
Skarrphace: You know...it's been a while since I've been seen with these guys....but to say that I don't call each and every one of these guys a friend would be a lie....*crowd goes crazy*....these guys brought me to the GFWA and welcomed me into their family....without them, I wouldn't have been in the position I am today.....Butcher, the GFWA won't be the same without you in the ring, my friend....God speed to you and good luck in your future.....I love ya man.....
(Skarrphace and Butcher embrace once again as 'Phace hands the mic to Butcher.)
Boggs: Well said, Prez!!
The Butcher: Thanks, 'Phace...and thanks for this opportunity.....*sigh*....*someone from the crowd yells "WE LOVE YOU BUTCHER!"*....I love you too...*crowd laughs*.....look, I'm no good at goodbyes.....never have been....*deep breath*.....so I won't say goodbye.....this has been great.....this is my family.....these guys you see here are what I consider to be not only some of the greatest wrestlers in the world today but some of the greatest men in the world today.....and I'm proud to call them friends....to my fans.....*shaking head, starting to cry*....it's been a rough road.....we've had ups and downs....but you've always been there for me and Team PERFECT.....I know you'll continue to support T2SF as they are a great tag team....*crowd cheers for T2SF*.....now it's time for the Butcher to go.....until next time, GFWA.....the Butcher has signed off.....
(The crowd goes crazy as "Nutshell" kicks up again and all 6 members of Team PERFECT leave the ring together....walking up the rampway. Butcher still has tears in his eyes as he looks out at the sold-out crowd as they are going nuts.)
Boggs: Well put, Butcher!!!! What a night, King, listen to this crowd give the ovation to Team PERFECT!!!!!
Royce: This is great, all 6 original members of Team PERFECT, riding off into the sunset with The Butcher...he may not have won the match, but he's won the hearts of the GFWA fans forever....we'll miss ya Butcher.....don't be a stranger....*sniff*
Boggs: Aww...King are you crying....? *sniff*....so am I, I guess....well, folks, this has been a great night....this has been an emotionally draining night.....but this night is over, so for King Royce, Bob Stallworth, Denise Lopez, Max Winters and the entire GFWA staff and crew here....this is Randy Boggs....remember to tune into a special Wednesay edition of Tuesday BackDraft this Wednesday night.....it promises to be an explosive night as the ripple effect of this Pay-Per-View is sure to be felt for the days and weeks to come.....until then, Goodnight from New York City and Madison Square Garden....where this has been a presentation of the GFWA....FOR SERIOUS EFED WRESTLERS ONLY!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!!!
(The scene goes to a shot of Team PERFECT standing on the top of the ramp, still taking in the scene and listening to the crowd going crazy. The scene then fades to a shot of the GFWA logo on the screen....

....as it fades out, the scene fades into the encore presentation screen.)