global TV 25
February 3rd, 2002 @ Cam Henderson Center in Huntington, West Virginia

Introduction
(by Dupin)

(What's up with all these people joining the gfwa OMEGA? Don't they know it's just a small time independent federation that pays lousy and makes you work on one of the hardest mats in the history of this business? I hope they don't, because these new guys could be what brings the fans in and actually ups everyone's pay checks. The question is, who's signing those checks? Max Danger of course. Yeah, he's the owner, but he's still sitting at home rehabbing his neck and fuckin' Jessica. The major story is who will the gO get to replace The Butcher as Commish? That's simple... you don't.)

(What? You can't replace a man who put Sean Casey in his place. You can't replace a man who has given his body, his life, his soul for this company. There's no one like him and there will never be anyone like him. So where's this leave the gfwa OMEGA? Well, it leaves the wrestlers in charge. That means the GHC Champion, Frsotie, will be the leader along with A Tendency 2 Start Fires, and Angelica Dawson. Their the champs, so everyone will have to look to them. Of course, Frostie and Dawson could lose tonight, putting The Butcher and Remy Resnick in charge. Remy, the non-speaking hariy beast, as a leader? yeah right!)

(But the gfwa OMEGA has bright days ahead of it. A television deal seems to be in the works with ESPN or HBO, so says the gO front offices in Augusta, Maine. So no longer will you have to tune into the radio to get this opening spiel, you can watch it from the comfort of your own home! Oh wait, you're already at home... or in the car, so what difference does it make? Is syndication THAT bad? They don't censor anything, so I fail to see the downside to staying in syndication, save for making less money. Yes, I know attendence is somewhat down, but I can't help that, can I? I can? How? I'm not doing THAT no matter how many fans it'll draw. It's not THAT big guys.)

(Anyway, this week's show is going to be huge. It's going to change the landscape of this company forever. Two men enter the ring for the first ever Butch Match. The first man, The Butcher, is a Hall of Famer. The Extreme Legend. Former GFWA World Champion... for one week. Twenty-one years in the business. Adored by the fans and respected by the boys and girls in the back. The Butcher quit his Commissioniary position and will do battle for the GHC Championship against a man who once looked up to him. A man who strived to be everything The Butcher was and much, much more.)

(That man is of course Frostie. The demented soul who cares nothing for himself or anyone's well being. He just wants to cause pain, and he'll get a great opportunity to do that this time. The Butch Match. The ropes on three sides of the are replaced by barbwire. The catwalk side of the ropes are normal. Outside each of the barbwrie ropes are pits. One filled with broken glass, one filled with razorwire, and a third filled with water. Water? Oh, that's not it. There's also piranahs. Man, it's going to suck to fall in that. Frostie is a man on a mission, however. He's coming off loses in tag matches and isn't too happy.)

(Who will be victorious? Does it matter? Hell yes it does. Whomever wins this match will be looked upon to lead this federation. The winner will be whomever everyone looks up to and tries to dethrone. It won't be easy for the winner, but it'll be something they'll never want to give up. Tonight is the moment of truth. Does the "retired" Butcher still have something left, or is he just a washed up ex-wrestler who doesn't know when to hang 'em up? On the flipside, is Frostie a true champion or is he just a fluke? Was his win over paYne just a one-time thing? Seems to be that way so far, but we'll find out for certain tonight.)

(What? Yes, there's more matches. Three Triple Crown Rally Matches. Eddie Kage looks to had to his one point when he takes on Mordred Le Fay in his debut. Eddie might have other things on his mind however, as he is in search of his half-brother that his father said was working here. Will he find out who he is tonight? You'll have to wait and see. We also have Rock Startling and Ricky Hunter going head to head. The question is, will Rock show up for one last match despite him announcing his retirement? And will Ricky Hunter, who's battling a severe illness, even show up tonight? I don't know. In the final TCR match, former GHC Champion paYne will go against the newest female in the gO, Hollywood. Will paYne be able to stay focused and use his snowman powers, or will Hollywood kick his snowballs so far up his ass he'll never be teh same again?)

(In other matches, another woman paYne had problems with in the past and current girlfriend to Joshua Michaels, Angelica Dawson will defend her OMEGA Championship against the big, hairy, monster of a man that is Remy Resnick. Armageddon Athletics haven't been too pleased with Remy's lack of victories thus far, so this could be the deciding factor in if Fox and Remy get the continued support of AA. A win here for Remy will not only boost himself, but also Armageddon Athletics, and Fox can already see the money piling in if he is victorious here tonight. But Dawson isn't going to lay down for him. She is out to prove she deserves the OMEGA Championship, but her first defense since the last PPV could also be her last.)

(In the semi-main event, two former tag team partners will go head to head. Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel, formerly of Devilz Darkside, will go one on one with the GHC Tag Team Champions, A Tendency 2 Start Fires, acting as the referees. Who will come out of this momentus battle? I dunno, but the tag division will take a huge blow after this is all said in done, especially if the legendary Devilz Darkside are truly no more.)

(But, here we are, in West Fuckin' Virginia. The mountians make the place look so bleak and boring. It wouldn't take long for this place to make you go insane and start killing people. Thankfully the gfwa OMEGA decided to spend an entire MONTH HERE! But nevertheless, we are just outside the Cam Henderson Center in Huntington. It was announced earlier that two hundred... TWO HUNDRED... people purchased tickets. TWO HUNDRED!! Oh, wait, that's THOUSAND! Nevermind. Two thousand people here to witness The Butcher against Frostie. They had better deliver as that's the biggest gate the gO has seen in awhile.)

(It's cold here in West Virginia so the people are all wearing as much clothing as possible, save the few lunatics that think this is a football game and have gone shirtless with the word "Jose' Jose'" written out on their chests. Yes, TEN fans of Jose' Jose'. Why isn't he main eventing? Oh wait, he did, that was cool. He was awesome. Anyway, as the last of the fans pile into the Cam Henderson Center it happens. Yes, the gO logo comes up on your screen. There's something wrong with it? It's wearing a flannel shirt and carrying an ax. What's up with that? He's even got a beard growing in. What's wrong logo? What's wrong?)

(The mountians are turning the logo into something he just cannot become. A MOUNTAINEER! NOOOOOOO! The gO logo slowly disappears but you can see it in it's eyes. It's scared for it's life. How can it survive a whole month in Mountaineer country? I don't think he can. Tis a sad day for everyone. Well, I don't guess you'll be having your daughter's and mother's taken from you now. Of course they won't like it, because the logo is just great in the sack... or so I've been told. Yeah, that's right. But anyway, we etner the Can Henderson Center, as the fans seem PUMPED! A quick survey("Hey Yo!") of the place shows that there isn't one sign in the etner building. What the hell? Oh well, I'm not complaining.)

Randy Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 25th edition of global TV! We are live inside the Cam Henderson Center in Huntington, West Virginia. I'm your host, Randy Boggs, and joining me is King Royce! King?

King Royce: Slowly... slowly I turn into something I wish I wasn't. Slowly I yearn for the delicate touch of a mountain man. Their big, rugged hands caressing my buttoks. Their beard scratching across by face as we...

Randy Boggs: KING!

King Royce: What?

Randy Boggs: What's wrong with you?

King Royce: These mountains are getting to me man! I've got to get out of here!

Randy Boggs: You just got here two hours ago!

King Royce: There's something in these mountains, Randy. Something evil.

Randy Boggs: It couldn't be, could it? You think? Nooooo.

King Royce: What? Oprah? Nah, she's too fat for these mountains. I was thinking something like Sally Struthers.

Randy Boggs: Um, she's fatter than Oprah.

King Royce: Ah, right. Well, I don't know, but something is making me want to spend time mountain men and have them stick something into every orifice of my body.

Randy Boggs: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

King Royce: OH man, I wish I could. But I just can't get their big long... axes out of my head. How they chop down those trees and wear those tight pants that show off their huge packa...

Randy Boggs: AAAAAAH!!!!

(Randy Boggs reaches under the table and pulls out a porn magazine. He shoves it into King's face.)

Randy Boggs: Look at this!!!!

King Royce: Cool, an ad for a lumberjack school. Awesome!

(Randy punches King in the face, knocking him to the ground. Seeing this several mountain men get up from their seats and start towards King. Randy quickly notices this and picks up King.)

Randy Boggs: Stay away mountain men! You will not anally rape my broadcast partner! Stay away evil demons!

(Slowly the mountain man return to their seats as Randy splashes water into King's face to wake him.)

King Royce: No mommy, I don't want to play with Johnny's erection.

Randy Boggs: ON WITH THE SHOW!

(Randy is pretending he didn't hear that as King looks around all groggy and slams his head onto the broadcast table falling asleep. Randy just twiddles his thumbs as whistles as we fade to another part of the arena.)

Test Results
(by Eddie Kage)

(The scene fades in as Eddie Kage walks back to his locker room as he returns from his match.  He walks into his room to find an envelope sitting on his table labeled, "test results".  Eddie runs over to the envelope and opens up the envelope.  He looks through the test results and breathes with a sigh of relief.)

Eddie: Thank god my brother is not one of those Japanese guys.

(Eddie then continues to rumamge throught the contenets of the folder until he comes to the last test result.  His eyes become full of anger as he throws the contents of the folder on the floor.)

Eddie:  I am going to kill that sone of a bitch.

(The results of Kent Kage lay lying on the top of the floor as Eddie storms out of the room and the scene fades out.)

Morded Le Fay
(by Mordred)

(The fans are screaming waiting for the next match to begin backstage Mordred is standing next to Denise Lopez with an angry look on his face.)

Denise: Mordred, tonight in the Triple Crown Rally you face Eddie Kage, this will be a pivital match in regards to your wrestler status. This could make your career. How do you feel?

Mordred: How do I feel? HOW DO I FEEL?! Honestly woman what kind of question is that? I feel great, I'm ready to show my exelance in the ring my superior technical skill. My aggresiveness, I can't wait to see that fool Eddie Kage and make him feel my pain.

Denise: Wow! Strong words, but Eddie is a tough man are you having any doubts about this?

Mordred: No, are you doubting me? You think I cant make it, YOU THINK I WILL LOSE!

Denise: No I... I... ...never... said th... that.

Mordred: Shut up, once I win I will show you, I will show you all there is no beating FATE! This interveiw is over!

(Denise looks after him with a look of disgust on his face while Mordred walks away to go to his match!)

Mordred Le Fay(0 pts) vs. Eddie Kage(1 pt)
Triple Crown Rally, Block A Match
(by Boci)

King Royce: You know what, Randy?

Randy Boggs: What?

King Royce: Well, you know that today is the first day of the new week. And, it is the first GTV of the month of February...

Randy Boggs: What are you getting at, King?

King Royce: Well, I thought we can celebrate.

Randy Boggs: Oh shit! No...!

King Royce: ::sings:: "Randy..."

Randy Boggs: ::sighs:: What?!

King Royce: ::sings:: "I'm just dying in your arms tonight! Oh yes, Randy. Oh yes. And you know that we cant make it together."

Randy Boggs: Umm, those aren't even the real lyrics.

King Royce: You're right. Randy?

Randy Boggs: What now?

King Royce: ::sings:: Oh baby baby. How was I..supposed..to know...yuck, your B.O. smells really baaad. Yeh!

Randy Boggs: Can we please get on with the match. For the first match of the night, we have another debuting superstar, Morded Le Fay, who will be facing Eddie Kage.

King Royce: My god, these young people just keep piling into the gO roster. This is great. You know what, I feel a song coming on...." At first I was afraid, I was petrified. To see that so many wrestlers have come and said hi."

Randy Boggs: That was great King. Anyway, this match is also a Triple Crown Rally Match. So, since this is Morded Le Fay's first match, he starts out with 0 points. Eddie Kage already earned one point when he had that draw with Eiji Jushyin Fujiwara, and if he wins this match he will have three points, making him have the most points toward the Triple Crown Championship in the roster.

King Royce: No, actually he'd be in scecond. Jiraiya has four points, so he'd be in first. Nice try anyway.

("Undertanding (In a Car Crash) " by Thursday is played in the arena.)

Announcer: The following match is a Triple Crown Rally matchup. Introducing first, weighing at 254 pounds....MORDED LEEE FFAAAAYYY!!!!

(The lights cut to black. Suddenly, the lights become blue and surrounding the catwalk are flames soaring eight feet into the air. Out walks Mredred Le Fay, wearing a red robe while his head is bowed. He spins around, still on the stage, and takes off the robe revealing a T-shirt with a blue lightning bolt on the front and back. He has lightning on his jeans as well. He stops spinning and walks don the catwalk. Out from behind him come four police men, armed with pistols and bats, and escort Mordred Le Fay down to the ring in handcuffs. Mordred has a huge look of determinatio on his face as the police shove him down the catwalk to the ring.

King Royce: Wow, seems like Mordred is having the same kind of problem as his opponent is having with the police. They'd make a great tag team.

Randy Boggs: You're right. And look at the look of intensity and determination on his face. As J.R. from the WWF would say, "If looks would kill, his opponent would be on death row."

(Mordred walks down the cat walk. Now his face is annoyed because of the police. The police uncuf him and have a few words with him. Finally, the let Mordred free. He rolls under the rope and poses on the turnbuckle, just like HHH does with his arms begin raised. The crowd showers him with boos. He poses on all four turnbuckles and hops down and waits for Eddie's entrance.)

("Iron Man" by Black Sabbath is played and the crowd goes from booing Mordred to cheering Eddie. He runs to the catwalk with a happy look on his face. Mordred has an even bigger smile on his face.)

Announcer: Coming to the ring. Weighing at 249 pounds...EDDIIEEE KAAAAAAAGGGEE!!!

(Eddie enters the ring and meets Mordred in the center of the ring, toe to toe, but it seems Eddie has the advantage in this stare down because of his four inch height difference from Mordred. The ref orders them to their corners. The bell souds and both superstars grapple in the center of the ring. Kage gets the upper hand and kicked Mordred in the gut. He whips him to the ropes, but Mordred reverses it and follows up with an elbow smash to Eddie. Mordred runs to the rope and hits an elbow. Cover. 1...2....kick out. Mordred picks him up and whips him to the rope. Mordred bends down to deliver a back body drop, but Eddie kicks his chest and hits a swinging neck breaker. He begins to kick at Mordred. He picks Mordred up and whips him to the corner. He goes to the corner and opens some knife edged chops to Mordred. He whops Mordred to the opposite corner. Eddie charges at him, but Mordred gets his boot up and hits Eddie straight in his face. While Eddie is on the floor, Mordred goes to the outside, grabs Eddie's leg (still on the outside) and begins ramming Eddie's knee onto the steel post about five times. Mordred goes back into the ring and hits a couple of lebow drops to Eddie's knew. He pciks Eddie up and Eddie begins to limp. Mordred runs to the ropes and hits a dropkick to Eddie's knees. Cover. 1...2....kick out. Cover again. 1..2...kick out again. Mordred looks at the ref in disbelief and shakes his head. Mordred picks Eddie up and opens some right hands onto Eddie. Kick to the gut. DDT. Cover. 1..2...kick out. Cover again. 1..2...kickout. Cover again! 1..2..kick out. Mordred is furious and is slamming on the mat repeatively, trying to tell the ref to count faster.)

Randy Boggs: This guy, Mordred, it doesnt seem he wants to wrestle in this match. Maybe he thinks Eddie is to good for him.

King Royce: Nah, he probably thinks the longer he is in the match, the more time he gives for Eddie to get tougher. He probably wants to end this match now. And I mean pronto!

(Mordred's face is fuming red. He goes up onto the turnbuckle and signals for the end. He jumps off and attempts his trademark move, Death Wish. (huge moonsault.) HE MISSED! EDDIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!)

King Royce: You can forget what I said about him wining quickly. Dammit.

(Eddie gets up quickly and notices that Mordred is in pain in his wrist. Eddie begins to kick Mordred's wrist. He picks Mordred up and takes him to the corner. He begins to beat Mordred's hand onto the tunrbuckle. He takes his wrist and makes it lock between two ropes. Mordred is screaming in pain. Eddie begins to pull Mordred away from the rope, but his wrist already began to swell and is caught in between the ropes)

Randy Boggs: Holy crap. His wrist is stuck in the ropes and Eddie cant get it out. There is no doubt in my mind that his wrist has to be broken. I mean, look at how swolen it has gotten in the past minute.

(Eddie stops and thinks of how he can get his wrist uncaught. Mordred begins to signal for the tap out, but the ref wont stop the match cause his hand is on the rope. The ref tells Eddie to untangle the ropes. Eddie has no other choice but to stand back and kick his arm out of the tangled ropes. He does and Mordred's arm goes flying in the air.)

King Royce: Well, besides it being broken, it is his left hand, and Mordred's most dominent hand is his right. So he still has a chance.

(Eddie places Mordred back into the corner and kicks a mud hole into him. Eddie takes Mordred's wrist again and begins slamming it onto the steel post.)

Randy Boggs: Oh, c'mon. Enough is enough.

(Out of no where, Mordred finds the strength to resist the third blow to the post. With his other arm, he begins to elbow Eddie in the gut to get out of that position. Finally, in the center of the ring, Mordred begins to open some right hands on Eddie. Kick to the gut. German Suplex!! With a broken wrist, Mordred hits a German Suplex. Another German Suplex. A third german suplex.)

King Royce: How the hell is he doing this.

Randy Boggs: Uh, he wants to win badly.

King Royce: Ya think

(Four german suplexes in a row by Mordred. Cover. 1..2....3. NO! Eddie had his foot on the rope at 2.99625439. Mordred did not win the match. Mordred picks Eddie up and hits and elbow to the back of his neck. He then slams his knee into Eddie's face. Mordred hits a neck-breaker. Cover. 1..2...kick out.)

King Royce: You know, I dont even think Eddie tried to pin Mordred once yet. Mordred has atleast7 or 8 pinfall attempts.

Randy Boggs: Maybe he wants the match to be over quickly.

King Royce: Once again Mr. Obvious...ya think?!

(Mordred picks Eddie up and whips him to the corner. Mordred charges Eddie into the corner. Mordred puts on a choke hold on Eddie. The ref counts to five and he releases. Then Mordred gives Eddie a huge punch right to his gut. Eddie falls down and Mordred goes to the outside. Still, with a possible broken left hand, he pulls Eddie so his head is the only part leaning out of the ring while laying on his back. Mordred hits an elbow smash to his face. Mordred goes back into the ring and brings Eddie to the center of the ring. Mordred goes for a right hand, but Eddie blocks hit and hits a couple of his own. Finally, Mordred hits and uppcut to Eddie's throat. Mordred whips Eddie to the rope, but Eddie reverses and follows up, while launching himself in the air, with a forearm smash to his head. While Eddie trie to get back up, Mordred rols out of the ring, dazed. Eddie also rolls out of the ring and begins to slam Mordred head onto the steel steps. Eddie goes for Mordred's broken hand, but Mordred resists again and slams Eddie's head onto the steps.)

Randy Boggs: This match has really picked up in intensity. Both superstars are now showing there true skill, strength, and ability.

(Mordred goes back into the ring and taunts the crowd. They shower him with boos. From the outside, Eddie trips Mordred right on his face. Eddie leaps up to the trunbuckle. Leg drop from up top. Cover. 1....2....kick out! Kick out at 2.99375.)

King Royce: O god, that was as close as you can get to a victory, Randy.

Randy Boggs: Now who's Mr. Obvious?

King Royce: Still You.

Randy Boggs: You  know what? I think I got a song. You know the song..."I'm a maniac...maniac...oh yeh yeh yeh." Well, "Im a Mr. Obvious...Mr. Obvious and I tell what I think."

King Royce: Can you please not speak to for the rest of this match.

(Eddie gets up and complains to the ref to count faster. SCHOOL BOY BY MORDRED!! 1....2....3!!!! No no no. His hand was on the rope at 2.9999726!! Mordred gets up and picks Eddie up. He whips Eddie to the ropes and follows up with a clothesline, but Eddie ducks and opens some right hands onto Mordred. Eddie with a whip to the ropes. He follows up with a Samoan drop. Cover. 1...2....kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Now that was a close fall. You know what, can we get a new ref out here?

King Royce: This is a good match Randy. The ref is fine. Back and fourth we go. First Mordred with the advantage, than Eddie. Mordred...Eddie...Mordred...Eddie.

(Eddie picks Mordred up and kciks him in the gut. DDT. Both men are down. The ref counts. 1...2..both men twist over...3...4. Eddie gets to his  feet and picks Mordred up by his arm. Mordred screams in pain from his wrist. Eddie opens some right hands. He whips him to the corner, but Mordred reverses it. Mordred goes up top to the turnbuckle. He sets up. Hurricurana on Eddie. Cover. 1....2.....3!! No no!!! Eddie kicks out. Cover again. 1...2....kick out at 2.99732. Mordred is furoious and is pounding on the mat, thankfully with his right hand. Mordred stands up and looks at the ref with a crazed look on his face. Mordred then looks at the cops who are still watching from the outside. They give Mordred a serious look and Mordred comes down. Mordred runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop onto Eddie. Cover. 1....2.....kick out at 2.83645. Mordred gets up and has a furious face on and looks at the ref. He then looks at the cops. Mordred looks back at the ref and tells him that if he doesnt count faster, he'll be beaten.)

Randy Boggs: God, what is wrong with this guy. Doesnt he know that the ref is counting how he is supposed to be counting.

King Royce: Yeh, but the ref is counting a little bit slower than usual.

(Mordred picks Eddie up again. Eddie with a kick to the gut! LA MAJISTRAL CRADLE! Eddie covers. 1....2......kick out!!!! kick out at 2.9999999999!!!)

Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD!!!!!! You can forget about the last pin. That was too close to call. Holy shit!!

(Eddie kicks Mordred. Eddie shakes his head in disbelief and in craze. Eddie whips Mordred to the ropes. Eddie goes to the ropes but Mordred puts Eddie in the corner. Mordred goes to punch Eddie, but Eddie blocks the bunch and puts Mordred back in the corner. Kick to the gut. He sets up. Capital Punishment (Top Rope Tornado DDT) on Mordred!!!!! Cover. 1.....2........3!!! No no no no no!!! Hand was on his rope. His left, broken wist grabbed on the rope. Eddie is pissed. He hits huge right hands onto Mordred. Kick to the gut. Belly to belly suplex!!! Kick to the gut. Gut wrench Powerbomb. Cover. 1...2...kick out. Kick out at 2.99999837!!!)

Randy Boggs: What will it take to keep Mordred down?

(Eddie goes to the Mordred and looks right intohis dazed eyes. Eddie spits in his face. Kick to the gut. He lifts Mordred up. GRIM MACHINATIONS!!! (Spinning piledriver.) He spins for about 5 turn and finally lands with a loud thud. Hook of the leg. 1....2......3!!!! Eddie wins!!! The bell sounds.)

Announcer: The winner of this match by pinfall...EDDDIIIEEE KKAAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!

King Royce: I cant believe it. He finally found a way to keep him down.

Randy Boggs: Yep. This was a great match and too bad for our debuting star but these 2 points will have to go to Eddie Kage. Maybe next week, Mordred.

Yes Virginia, She Is a Women Holding a Major Title
(by Floodington)

(Denise Lopez is waiting next to the locker room door of Angelica Dawson. Jason Floodington is shown walking by.)

Jason Floodington: I'm ready for our interview.

Denise Lopez: Ummm, what interveiw? I'm waiting to interveiw Angelica Dawson about her first title defence tonight.

Jason Floodington: Angelica Dawson? Who's that?

Denise Lopez: She is the Omega Champion.

Jason Floodington: I didn't know we had a Women's Omega Championship.

Denise Lopez: No, she has the Omega Championship. There's no Womens Omega championship.

Jason Floodington: My goodness, doesn't this fed have any class. It has a women as one of its champions. I remember when that belt meant something.

(Jason Floodington walks away shaking his head.)

Hey... Brother
(by Dupin w/ Eddie's idea)

(The cameras cut to the backstage area where Eddie Kage is furious. Why? He just won his match. Oh, now we know.)

Eddie Kage: KENT! KENT KAGE! WHERE ARE YOU!?

(Eddie continues to stalk down the halls in search of his half-brother. Finally Eddie sees Kent Kage at the end of the hallway. Kent is getting a drink of water as Eddie continues down the hallway.)

Eddie Kage: Brother! Brother!

(Kent looks up and sees Eddie. His eyes widen as the takes off down the hallway. Eddie picks up the speed and chases after him. Eddie grabs a metal rod on his way down the hallway and chucks it at Kent just before he rounds the corner. He nails him in the head, knocking him down.)

Eddie Kage: Brother, why do you run?

(Eddie then stands over Kent after having picked up the metal rod. Eddie then starts to beat the shit out of Kent until he's a bloody mess.)

Eddie Kage: I'm going to kill you brother and our father too, you stupid son of a bitch!

(Eddie drops the now bloody rod and walks away slowly like nothing happened.)

Rock Startling(0 pts) vs. Ricky Hunter(0 pts)
Triple Crown Rally, Block B Match
(by Dupin)

(The cameras go backstage where Denise Lopez is standing in front of a gfwa OMEGA banner.)

Denise Lopez: As everyone knows Rock Startling retired from wrestling. He didn't see it fit to even show up here for one final match, so obviously his match was cancelled this week. Of course we would have given Ricky Hunter a replacement had he even bothered to show up. Sure, he's been sick, but it's his job to wrestle, so he should. Anyway, this match has been removed from tonights card and Rock will be replaced in the Triple Crown Rally at a later date. Thank you all.

(We fade out.)

OMEGA Destroyer
(by Justin)

(Backstage, Denise Lopez looks more than intimidated by Remy Resnick, but she stands her ground, holding a microphone next to Floyd Fox.)

Denise:  Floyd...

Slick:  That's 'Mr. Fox', to you.

Denise:  Of course it is... Now, Mr. Fox, how do you respond to people questioning Remy's ability to perform here in the gO?

Slick:  With a scoff, Ms. Lopez.  Remy doesn't need to prove anything to anyone around here.  He won a gold medal in the Olympics, for crying out loud...

Denise:  That was over fourteen years ago...Do you think that maybe Remy is over the hill?

Slick:  Let me ask you, Ms. Lopez, has Remy appeared to be over the hill in the ring here in the gO?

Denise:  No, he hasn't.  He's been very impressive and intimidating, but unfortunately, that hasn't translated into many wins for him...or you.

Slick:  Give my man some time.  He was snatched from his familiar environment and has been placed into a country and a culture that he does not understand. Let him become acclimated and then you'll see what he's capable of.

Denise:  But wrestling is an international sport.  Once in the ring, he should be quite comfortable.

Slick:  Ms. Lopez, you're not endearing yourself to me or to Remy right now. Just pay attention tonight in his match with Angelica Dawson.  Angelica is riding high on her OMEGA Title reign, but that ends tonight.  Tonight, Remy becomes the OMEGA Champion because he is the OMEGA Destroyer!

(Fox's eyes burn with an intense fire as the scene switches.)

Pre-Match Warmup
(by Frostie)

(As the scene rapidly depicts a small image of the hallway in the gO facility, the psychotic displayment of our most hated champion, known as Frostie slowly is engulfed in the visual. As Frostie is slowly pacing himself down the hallway full of cruel intentions, a small grin expressing the dark force hidden in the core of his emotions begins to slowly reveal. He quickly rearranges the position of his GHC title over his shoulder, attempting to make himself look more like a champ each step he takes while the grin on his face begins to feed on his dark sadistic mind. Frostie turns his head only to glare into the glimmering gold of his title, being hypnotized into a trance of success and achievement but only to be disturbed by a loud area of noise disrupting his glory. Frostie simply angered by the interference into his moment of glory, Frostie speeds up his pace seeking for the victim of his fury. Frostie abruptly comes to a sudden hault just staring down three images that lay in front of him. The initial image that Frostie caught his eye on, was the "Love Machine" Johnny Casanova, a superstar that just always got on his nerves, surrounded by two women exchanging a couple of jokes and laughs. Frostie quickly once again forms a smirk on his face slowly walking over to the trio, and constantly rearranging his title trying to make it the center of attention. As Frostie inches closer and closer, he is stopped and hypnotized into the beauty of the young women talking to Johnny Casanova.)

(Frostie quickly clears his throat and taps Johnny Casanova on the shoulder, attempting to talk, but instead blushes in front of the women, allowing no words to come out of his mouth from his extreme shyness.)

Jennifer: Hello, handsome what can i do for you?

(Jennifer quickly smiles, as she whispers to her other friend, known as Susan letting out silent giggles.)

(Frostie once again attempts to talk, but no words come out.)

Jennifer: Well?

(Jennifer begins to smile as she makes intense eye contact with Frostie.)

Frostie: Well, IIII JJJUUSSSTTTT....

(Frostie begins to stutter, not being able to finish his sentences.)

Johnny Casanova: Heh, you aright over there champ?

Susan: Oh leave him alone, he's probably just not the talking type...

Susan: Although he does look kinda cute, in a way...

(Susan begins to smile as she exchanges glances with Frostie.)

(Frostie quickly begins to become extremely nervous, as sweat begins to pour down his forehead.)

Susan: What's your name cutie?

(Frostie begins to look at her with a weird face expression, thinking in his mind how she could not know him, I mean he was the GHC champion after all.)

(Frostie finally comes to his senses trying to have a normal conversation with Susan and Jennifer, the two women who Johnny Casanova appraently had surrounding him.)

Frostie: Frostie? The GHC champion? Does that ring any bells?

Susan: Frostie? You mean you're the guy that's supposed to be fighting Butcher?

Jennifer: I love Butcher he's my favorite...

Susan: Me too, because its kind of odd that i've never heard of you...what did you say your name was again?

Jennifer: It was Frostie Sue, Frostie...

(Frostie's head begins become steaming with madness at the thought of Butcher.)

(Frostie quickly grabs tightly on to his GHC title, unwilling to risk it in the one match that might just destroy his career, and he knew it.)

(All of a sudden a quick strike of rage began to form in Frostie's entire body, he wasn't here to be insulted by women, he wasn't here to talk, he was here to kick the ass of who ever interrupted his memories and day dreaming of the glory of being champion.)

(Frostie quickly grasps onto the throat of Johnny Casanova in a furious matter, as the women seem to scatter in different directions.)

Frostie: I am the GHC champion! How coule they not know me!?

(Frostie begins to tighten the hold on Johnny Casanova.)

Frostie: Does anyone remember me? The one who did the impossible, the one who did the unthinkable, the only one who actually pinned paYne to the matt for the GHC title?

(Slowly and surely Frostie's face becomes color toned with a deep dark red.)

Frostie: What does the old man Butcher have that i don't!? Huh? Tell me!?

Johnny Casanova: IIIIII REEEAALLLYYY DDOONNN...

(Frostie quickly interrupts him.)

Frostie: Enough of this nonsense, damn, i'm your GHC champion, Johnny boy, you're supposed to treat me with some damn respect! If someone insults me you stick up for your champ, but no did you do that?

Frostie: HUH? DID YOU?

(Johnny begins to quickly tremble as Frostie's grip on his throat begins to pin him against the wall.)

(Frostie quickly releases on hand off of Johnny's throat and begins to hold his title.)

Frostie: You see Johnny, this is all that matters, the... legendary... GHC title... and this is most likely the closest you'll ever get to it!

(Frostie smiles looking at Johnny's pathetic face.)

Frostie: It amazes me, that people like you are even in the gO...

(Frostie ponders for a minute.)

Frostie: Naw, it doesn't amaze me but just disgusts me, you're something that the gO doesn't need, now get out of my face before I have to break you...

(Frostie quickly releases the hold as Johnny struggles to run away, but Frostie grabs his arm at the last minute.)

Frostie: No, you know what.... I've had second thoughts.

(Frostie smiles and takes Johnny down with an armbar into the Frost-Byte!!)

Frostie: You and every superstar in the gO, will learn to respect me as champion, I might not be unbeatable, I might not be invincible but i'm the best this damn comapny has to offer!

(The Scene fades out as Johnny Casanova is screaming in pain.)

paYne(0 pts) vs. Hollywood(0 pts)
Triple Crown Rally, Block C Match
(by Dupin)

("Blasphemous" by My Ruin starts to play as the newest female in the gO makes her way out along with her student and hot manager. She's hot as hell, obviously, as the fans are instantly into her just because of that fact. Except for the women and mountain men of course. Hollywood seems ready for this as she head down the catwalk with Nicole Vice.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is set for one fall and is a Triple Crown Rally matchup. Introducing first... HOLLYWOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

(Hollywood enters the ring as King Royce can't get his tongue back into his mouth. Hollywood paces around the rin awaiting her opponent. That's when "Frostie The Snowman" starts up and every instantly busts out laughing. Out walks the newest snowman in the gfwa OMEGA, paYne. He has a carrot on his nose, a stove-top hat, a pipe, and ever has a snowman suit! Hollywood can't keep a straight face in the ring, and knows that she has to fight this lunatic.)

Announcer: And her opponent... HAHAHAAHAHAHHAA...

(The announcer never gets to announce paYne as he's laughing too hard and has to be taken out of the ring. paYne has trouble getting inside, due to the roundness of his suit, and once he does he falls to the mat and rolls around trying to get on his feet. The ref calls for the bell as Holly jumps onto paYne, but the ref can't count as the suit prevents paYne's shoulders from being on the canvas. Holly quickly pulls paYne up onto his feet and punches him in the face. paYne falls back against the ropes and Holly knocks the pipe right out of his mouth with a hard punch. paYne comes back with a kick to the ankle, as that's as high as he can get his feet.)

Randy Boggs: This is pathetic. He's a former GHC Champion for crying out loud!

King Royce: Doesn't take just make this fed look so bad?

(Holly pulls on paYne's carrot nose and releases it causing it to snap back into paYne's face, possibly breaking his nose. Blood starts to come out from below the carrot as Holly grabs it again and yanks it off. Holly tosses it aside and starts to pepper paYne's nose with rights. Holly grabs paYne by the arm and whips him from the ropes. paYne can't take too many long steps and trips over his own feet falling flat on his face. Holly chuckles a bit, then drops an elbow, to not much effect because of the suit. paYne laughs at her because it didn't hurt, so she punches him in the nose, definitely breaking it this time.)

Randy Boggs: A snowman with a broken nose, I've never seen that before?

King Royce: I hope it grows back, I mean Holly just snapped it right off!

(Holly pulls paYne up off the canvas and pushes him into the corner. Holly climbs up to the top turnbuckle and starts to pull paYne's suit off of him. She finally gets it and tosses it aside. paYne is not happy as he climbs to the top and belly to bellies Holly off! paYne jumps down and is fuming! paYne lifts up Holly and whips her to the ropes. She ducks the clothesline and comes back with a crossbody. Nope, paYne catches her and hits the fallaway slam! Holly rolls to the outside to catch a breather as she's awaken the beast within paYne's cuddly persona.)

Randy Boggs: Taking that suit off wasn't a wise decision, King.

King Royce: She couldn't beat him otherwise though, Randy.

(Holly strolls around the ring as paYne just waits. Holly jumps up onto the apron as paYne walks over. She drives her shoulder into his gut and flips back into the ring. She goes to the ropes as paYne rushes from where he is and meets Holly in the center of the ring with a big boot! Her head bounces off the canvas hard as paYne runs to the ropes and comes back with a leg drop! Holly moved out of the way and dropkicks paYne in the face! Blood shoots out everywhere as Holly grabs his legs and slingshots paYne into the corner. paYne stumbles back and Holly goes for No Escape(tazzmission), but paYne runs to the ropes to break.)

Randy Boggs: Oh, she was going to try and end this one early.

King Royce: She srue doesn't seem to wrestle like a rookie.

(Holly releases her hold and whips paYne to the ropes. Holly with spinning heel kick onto paYne, hitting him directly in the nose. paYne rolls onto his stomach as Holly heads to the middle turnbuckle. paYne pushes himself up leaving a small pool of blood on the mat and turns around only to be dropkicked in the face by Holly! Blood gushes from his nose and all over the mat as paYne gets on his feet and stumbles around. Holly knees paYne in the stomach, then grabs his head and starts to ram her knee into his nose! paYne falls back onto the mat as blood covers Holly's knee. Holly goes to the ropes and comes back with a knee drop onto paYne's nose!)

Randy Bogg: This is sick. There's blood everywhere!

King Royce: Remind me never to where a carrot nose around Holly.

(Holly drops down next to paYne and scrapes her forearm across paYne's nose, causing the blood just to pour out like a dam had just be broken. Holly pulls paYne up by his hair and backs him against the ropes. Hard knife-edged chops by Holly letting the crowd "Whoo!". Snapmare by Holly followed by Spinal Tap. Holly then grabs paYne by the hair and pulls his head back. She drives her elbow down onto his nose, and pulls it away with blood just dripping off it. Her forearms were already covered from a bit earlier. Holly lifts paYne up onto his feet and locks in the cobra clutch! She then jumps foreward and slams paYne's head into the mat, face-first with a cobra clutch bulldog! Holly rolls paYne over. 1..... 2..... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Well, no one ever said paYne couldnt' take a lot of... well, pain.

King Royce: Yeah, he is a resilient bastard.

(Holly mounts paYne and begins to pound on his face with vicious rights. Holly is forced off of him by the referee. paYne sits up and Holly knocks him back down with a boot to the face. Holly pulls paYne up onto his feet and grabs his nose and starts to squeeze it. paYne screams out in pain and pokes her in the eyes to break that. Holly stumbles into paYne who plants a big wet kiss on her!!! The fans go nuts as Holly pushes away and starts to spit everyone and gag. Her face is all bloody now from paYne's nose dripping on her. Sick. paYne takes the opportunity to knee her in the stomach and lift her up for the Crucifixion(crucifix powerbomb)!!! Holly is able to squirm free and run to the ropes. She comes back with a flying forearm, but paYne ducks it. Holly rolls to the ropes and pulls herself up. paYne runs over and clotheslines her out of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: paYne might be a bloody mess, but it isn't slowing him down.

King Royce: Well, he may be a frickin' dumbass, but he can go in the ring when he wants to.

(paYne climbs through the ropes and stands on the ring apron. Holly pulls herself up and paYne nails her in the head with a double ax-handle off the apron. paYne grabs Holly by the hair and tosses her back into the ring. paYne slides in under the bottom rope as Holly is getting to her feet. She kicks at paYne, who catches the leg and spins her around. The clothesline misses, however, and Holly tries for the No Escape again! paYne counters with a judo throw. Holly quickly gets onto her feet and runs to the ropes. She slides between paYne's legs and when he turns around she kicks him in the gut and sets up for the Final Take(Falcon Arrow) but paYne slips out and hits the tomikaze!!! 1....... 2..... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: There's a move we rarely see from paYne, which is a shame.

King Royce: Imagine how good he could be if he was fully capable upstairs, Randy. Just imagine.

(paYne is still dripping blood all over himself, Holly, the ref, and the ring. It's covered in it. paYne, of course, is wearing the crimson mask. paYne lifts Holly onto her feet and backs her into the corner. paYne rams his shoulder into her stomach before lifting her up and placing her onto the top turnbuckle. paYne climbs up and hooks her for a superplex when Nicole Vice climbs up onto the apron. The ref is distracted, Royce is distracted, the straight males and lesbians in the crowd are distracted, and most importantly paYne is distracted. This allows Holly to punch paYne in his "snowballs", but it doesn't have much effect. Holly looks bewildered as she does it again, this time she is shaking her hand. paYne turns to Holly and smiles before reaching into his pants. He pulls out two Easter egg shells, or halves of them, that you would put candy inside of for an Easter egg hunt. paYne then tosses them aside smiling like a goof, as he apparently had those over his testicles for protection. Well, they aren't there now, so Holly gives him a hard shot to the nuts and pushes him off the top. He falls to the canvas holding himself as Holly stnads upright on the top turnbuckle. Nicole is cheering her on, jumping up and down, as Holly leaps off with the Edge of Faith(phoenix splash)!!!! paYne rolls out of the way as Holly splats on the canvas! They're both down!)

Randy Boggs: Well, paYne thought he had outsmarted Holly, but she showed him. Too bad he was able to move out of the way of the Edge of Faith.

King Royce: That's a thing of beauty.

Randy Boggs: What is? The move or Holly?

King Royce: All three of 'em. The move, Holly, and Nicole. Wow!

(The ref gets between Holly and paYne, who are still down, and begins his count. 1...... 2........ 3....... 4......... 5........ paYne starts to shake his head(you figure out which one), as Holly gets her elbows underneath her.... 6..... 7.... paYne rolls onto his stomach and gets to one knee..... 8....... Holly pushes up in a sitting position as paYne is on his knees..... 9........ paYne pushes himself up.... TE.... Holly rolls back and kips up just in the nick of time. paYne blocks a Holly right and headbutts her. He holds his nose as he whips Hollly to the ropes. She ducks his clothesline, then ducks his backhand, and then dropkicks his knee!)

Randy Boggs: Ouch! First the nose, now the knee.

King Royce: Smart strategy though. Take the bigger man's legs. He can't win if he can't stand.

(Holly grabs paYne's leg and drives her knees and elbows into it. Holly slides out of the ring and pulls paYne's leg under the bottom rope. She drops it down across the apron as paYne is in some pain. Holly lifts the leg up again and does it a second time. Holly slides back into the ring and places paYne's leg on the bottom rope. She jumps up and sits down onto the leg! Holly pulls paYne up onto his feet and whips him towards the corner. paYne is able to reverse the whip and Holly hits the corner hard. paYne falls to his knees in pain. He pushes himself up though and charges into the corner. Holly pulls herself up onto the top turnbuckle as paYne goes through the ropes and rams his shoulder into the ring post! He falls backwards holding his shoulder.)

Randy Boggs: Things aren't looking good for paYne, King.

King Royce: Nope, a broken nose, an injured knee, and now a bum shoulder. But he's a snowman, so it doesn't matter!

(Holly leaps off the top turnbuckle and drives an elbow into paYne's nose! paYne rolls onto his stomach in all kinds of pain as Holly locks on the Herb Kunze armbar!! paYne is kicking his feet which isn't helping his bad knee in pain. paYne slowly makes the ropes as Holly is ordered to break the hold. Holly pulls paYne up off the canvas and whips him to the ropes. Holly nails paYne with a leg lariat to take him down and gets a leg grapevine! She's just targeting all his injured parts! paYne struggles mightily, but makes the ropes anyway.)

Randy Boggs: This Hollywood means business, King.

King Royce: Oh you can already tell she's going to go far in this fed if she sticks with it.

(Holly pulls paYne onto his feet again and gives him some stiff forearm shots to the nose. paYne fires back with some hard shots of his own, but a kick to paYne's knee stops that. Holly pulls him back up and turns him around for a waitlock. Holly is looking for a german suplex, but paYne blocks. paYne counters with a stunner!!!! paYne crawls over slowly and gets the lateral press! 1...... 2...... KICK OUT!!! paYne gets up onto his feet and is limping around and favoring his shoulder as blood oozes down from his nose. paYne pulls Holly onto her feet and whips her to the ropes. Big boot by paYne! 1...... 2..... KICK OUT!!!)

Randy Boggs: Looks like paYne is gaining some momentum, King.

King Royce: Well, we'll see what he has left in the tank right now.

(paYne scoops Holly up and puts him on his shoulder. paYne drops her onto the top turnbuckle, then hits an avanlanche to her back! Holly falls onto her ass as paYne drags her by the hair to the center of the ring. paYne makes his way up onto the top turnbuckle and flies off with a big elbow drop!!!! 1........ 2...... thr.... KICK OUT!! paYne quickly yanks Holly onto her feet and lifts her up for a vertical suplex. No, he drives her head into the canvas with a brainbuster!!!!! 1........ 2....... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!!! paYne slaps the mat, then holds his shoulder in pain. paYne lifts Holly onto her feet and whips her to the ropes. She ducks the clothesline but runs right into a flapjack!! paYne picks her up and hits a HUGE lariat!!!!! 1......... 2....... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!! 2.9999!!!)

Randy Boggs: Holy crap! He nearly took her head off!!!

King Royce: If he would have used his strong arm instead of his weak one, this might be over.

(paYne tries to shake the pain out of his arm as he lifts Holly onto her feet. paYne picks Holly up again but she punches his nose to force him to drop her. She lands on her feet and kicks paYne in the knee. He won't go down. She does it again, but paYne still won't go down. Holly runs to the ropes and tries a dropkick to the knee, but paYne lifts his leg up so she goes underneath it. Holly gets up onto her feet and paYne knees her in the gut. Powerbomb by paYne!!! 1...... 2....... thre.... KICK OUT!!!! paYne lifts her up and sends her to the ropes. She reverses and tries a hurricanrana, but paYne catches her and slams her down with a Liger Bomb!!!!! 1...... 2..... THRE.... KICK OUT!!! 2.9999!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: OW! She landed right on the back of her neck!

King Royce: That's wrong.

(paYne lifts Holly up by her hair and sends her into the corner. He follows in with a splash then lifts Holly up onto the top turnbuckle. paYne sets up for the superplex as Nicole Vice climbs up onto the apron again. paYne ignores her and hits the superplex anyway! paYne then gets up and grabs Nicole. A big wet, bloody kiss for Nicole!!! Nicole falls off the apron in disgust as paYne turns around and gets hit with That's A Wrap(small package DDT)!!! Holly locks in Pain and Punishment(half crab w/ armlock)!!!! paYne is screaming out but he isn't going to tap!!)

Randy Boggs: Holy geez! That looks painful!!

King Royce: If paYne can get out of this I'll give him a blow job!

(paYne is struggling as he inches his way towards the ropes. It's hard to do while in a half crab/armlock. Slowly but surely he's making his way closer as Royce is sweating bullets. Randy is just laughing at what King will have to do if paYne makes the ropes. paYne is just a mere inch away. If only he were longer... in the fingers you dolts. paYne is right there as Holly releases the hold and pulls him back to the center of the ring and locks it in again!!! paYne screams out as Royce sighs in relief.)

Randy Boggs: I don't think paYne is going to be able to take much more of this, King.

King Royce: God, I almost had to suck a man's...

Randy Boggs: Oh like it would be the first time.

King Royce: They could have not of known.

Randy Boggs: What? You've sucked cock? OH MY GOD! That's just sick!

King Royce: God you are so gullible.

(Holly is really wrenching on the hold as Nicole Vice his cheering her on. paYne is screaming out, but he isn't giving up. Holly releases the arm lock and starts to elbow paYne in the nose. She then reapplies the armlock as paYne is in a whole hell of a lot of pain. paYne digs deep down and lets out a mighty yell as he tries to power his way to the ropes. He's getting closer and closer when Holly releases the armlock and elbows paYne in the nose again. paYne just stops where he is and Holly puts the armlock back on. The fans are chanting for paYne as he is screaming out for some hidden strength. Finally, after much struggling, nearly five minutes in the hold, paYne collapses. The ref jumps up and calls for the bell.)

Announcer: The winner of this match... HOLLYWOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

(The crowd is in shock as Holly rolls away from the lifeless paYne. "Blasphemous" plays again as Nicole Vice enters the ring and raises Holly's hand in victory. Holly is in shock herself as paYne is lying on the mat motionless. The ref is checking on him as there is just a stunned silence throughout the Cam Henderson Center.)

Randy Boggs: Oh my god. Hollywood just upset the former GHC Champion in her debut.

King Royce: That's unbelievable, Randy. Un-FUCKIN'-Believable. But paYne was SO 2001. Enter the year of Hollywood!

(The fans slowly start to applaud Holly out of respect as she and Nicole start towards the back. Medics rush down to the ring to check on paYne who is moving slightly now. The fans start to applaud paYne as he is helped onto his feet by the medics and referee. They help him towards the back after this amazing matchup.)

Hellz Angel
(by Matt Moore)

(Denise Lopez catches up with Hellz Angel backstage where he is sipping water and walking down the hallway. Denise grabs him by the arm and smiles. Without even asking she has already gotten her interview as he stops and turns to the camera. Denise fixes her hair then turns herself.)

Denise Lopez: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Former Tag Team Champion Hellz Angel as he is going to face his long time partner and brother, Devilz Messenger tonight. Angel, what are your thoughts about your brothers challenge?

Hellz Angel: I think it is completely uncalled for. I got a new partner because I thought he was still in the hospital.

Denise Lopez: And he exploded because you had betrayed him.

Hellz Angel: I didn't betray him! I was just going to get started until he got back, then get rid of the other partner.

Denise Lopez: Speaking of the other parnter, what did Devilz Messenger do with him? Where is he?

Hellz Angel: By now? Well he is probably forty miles out to see or so.

Denise Lopez: Oh, sorry I asked. Where can I find your brother?

Hellz Angel: You won't find him any where. He doesn't want to be found.

Denise Lopez: Why not?

Hellz Angel: Listen, this is the night that the Devilz Darkside ends, so if you don't mind I think I am going to leave now. This is going to be the final page in a long chapter of my life. So Lopez, go bother some mid carder who will give you the time of day.

(Hellz Angel turns and walks off refusing to answer any more questions Lopez has for him.)

Unlimited Edition
(by Meanstreak)

(Scene Opens with a Limousine pulling up to the arena. A man steps out of the Limo, the man is known as Chris Toms. He stands tall on his feet and shuts the Limo door and stretches. Out from the otherside of the limo comes Meanstreak with a Crowbar. Meanstreak runs up behind Toms and wacks him in the ribs and drops the crowbar. Meanstreak slams Toms into the limo and begins stomping on Toms' ribs. Meanstreak lifts Toms to his feet and nails his finisher "The Final Edition" and Toms is rolling in pain. Meanstreak looks into the gO camera.)

Meanstreak: Now, you must all want to know why I have attacked this man, Chris Toms? Well it's nothing personal but I just love putting people in pain and seeing them hurt. Now I'm on a roll with these attacks and I will continue to make people hurt in gO. I feel that I have been put in a place where to make an Impact on the Company you have to do things to get their attention so therefore came these two attacks. I have choosen these men Chris Toms and Kent Kage because well I don't like them... I don't like nobody in gO and eventually everyone will be taken down from me! I am going to be an Impact that most will feel and I will be the Most Hated "Edition" to gO...

(Meanstreak runs into the dark shade of the parking lot.)

Scarface
(by Scarface)

(The camera opens up and pans out to show that it is in the back in a luxury suite of a locker room where the up and coming star, Scarface, is eating his crackers and drinking his martini.  Scarface, the young Italian man is dressed in the usual black Versace.  He looks up at the camera and takes the Cuban cigar out of his mouth. In walks Denise Lopez ready to cut another interview.)

Denise Lopez: Welcome, come one and come all to the backstage locker room of one of the most promising up and coming stars GO currently has on its roster. I am speaking about none other than "Scarface" Giovanni, the man, according to his profile, is a prestigous mobster of the streets.  Tell me Scarface, why have you come to gO when you obviously have the talent to exceed to much greater lengths than this federation?

Scarface: First of Danielle, please knock the next come you decide to enter the "luxury" locker room our great owner has decided to provide me with.  Second, It's Mr. Giovanni to you.  And third, I've come to this federation in hopes of finding new meat to eat.  I've gone from federation to federation, tearing apart the competition and making meat out of every wrestler that had the balls, not brains, to face me.  NJPW, WXZ, RTU, OSX, WWX, XWA, XEFGJHJPLTPOD, whatever the hell you heard of, it's likely I've been there and done that.  I am the prince of the wrestling world, and likewise in the crime syndicate.  I watched this program slowly degrade itself with half talent superstars at work such as Tyler Hendrix or Rudy Poo McRotch.  Then I watch crap like Kent Kage embarass the name of wrestling with his 1992 ebonics.  And furthermore, my eyes metaphorically bleed trying to watch a gO match.  It's horrendous... absolutely horrendous.  Blotched suplexes here and there.  A missed piledriver here, an upside down DDT there. It's really ugly... ugly like a Bradely Duncan... actually even more uglier like the name Bradley Duncan.  I am a perfectionist, I like to perfect things, even federations.  With my incredible talent, ruthless power, and backstage pull, I intend to shoot the GO federation into glory days that will forever be known as its pinnacle, as the time where Nostradamus "Scarface" Giovanni took a mediocre federation and turned it into the definition of wrestling and crafted it into its purest form.  I will take this copper organization and turn it into a golden dynasty.

Denise Lopez:  After investigation, I found out that anyone who knows the slightest bit about the criminal underworld knows that you are one of the most notorious gangsters in all of US history.  Some compare you to the late "great" Al Capone.  That is even why you were dubbed "Scarface".  At such an early age of 27, you created notoriety than not even some of the most ruthless mobsters were to fabricate, will your success of the crime world be comparable to your career in gO?

Scarface:  Well Danielle, I guess you didn't pay attention to the things I said in the last few minutes.    Let me paraphrase what I JUST SAID.  I will take this federation to new levels of extreme, just like I have done in basically every other wrestling organization I have competed in.  I have participated and dominated federations with far more talent than this half-assed piece of crap does, but yet for some reason, this federation garners more ratings than most others do.  I come here to exemplify what true wrestling is and spread the word of it by both physical AND verbal force.  I have never failed to produce a beautiful record of wins and losses and I don't plan on starting to degrade it in here.  My tradition of success and prestige will continue here, and it will continue on the streets, and it will continue in my pants.  Cuz just as long as I'm the badass I am, and just as long as I continue to increase my awe-inspiring wrestling ability, and just as long as paYne's mom is alive, I will always continue on the ladder of success.  For many, it stops after a dozen rungs or so, for Devilz Messenger, it stops after two; but for me, it never ends.  It continues up to heaven and beyond.

Denise Lopez: Fascinating!  Even though I know that all of the world wants to learn more about your incredible feats and acts of raw talent, I must dig it into a little more about your business life.  You know... how many people have you "whacked"? Have you ever had to kill your own brother like that guy did in Godfather?  Are you a "Goodfella"?

Scarface:  You're a very nosy girl, Danielle...  And I cannot expose too much about myself as it could to more... dire consequences.

Denise Lopez:  Perfectly understandable, it isn't wise to mess with the cops; there's a reason they're called the authori-

Scarface:  Cops?!  Who said anythin bout cops?! They're not the authority Danielle, I AM the authority.  I own the city of Chicago, meaning I also own the police.  The Las Vegas strip is half mine.  The Tri-State area is one-third mine.  Los Angeles, the City of Angels is, in reality, the City of Scarface.  I was speaking of those who would take any valuable information to turn against me.  I'm powerful ont he streets and I'm powerful in the ring, just make sure you and everyone that has anything to do with this fed understand that, capiche?

(Scarface puts the cigar back in his mouth and puts the martini glass lightly on the glass table in fornt of him.  He gets up off of the black leather sofa and shoos away the camera and Denise Lopez, closing the door behind him.  The camera fades out from a true great in wrestling to our announcers... I think.)

Angelica Dawson(c) vs. Remy Resnick
OMEGA Championship Match
(by Dupin)

(Adema's "The Way You Like It" starts playing as "Slick" Floyd Fox walks out. He is all smiles as Remy Resnick follows him out soon after. Fox is running his mouth to all the fans as Remy is expressionless. Remy just walks towards the ring as Fox does all the talking.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and is for the OMEGA Championship! Introducing first, the challenger.... REMY RESNIIIIIIIICK!!!!

(Remy steps through the ropes as Fox climbs in right behind him. Fox is yelling out trying to sell everyone on Remy, but they aren't really concerned with that. They are just in awe of the hairy monster. Remy stands in the center of the ring, inches away from the ring announcer, when "Push It" by Static X starts up. The OMEGA Champion is meet with resounding boos as she walks out.)

Announcer: And his opponent, the OMEGA Champion.... ANGELICA DAAAAAWSOOOOOOON!!

(Angelica soaks in all the boos as she heads down the catwalk. She stops just outside the ring and slowly removes her OMEGA Championship while eyeing Remy. The two don't lose eye contact, even as she is stepping through the ropes. Dawson walks up to Remy in the center of the ring and looks up at him.)

Randy Boggs: What is she thinking?

King Royce: She's not afraid of Remy.

(Dawson starts to talk to Remy as Remy just continues to stare down at her. Finally she just slaps him across the face. "OOOOOO" goes the crowd as Fox grimaces after that one. Remy just continues to stare down at Dawson, who figured that slap would do something. Dawson then hauls back and takes another swing. Remy catches her hand, then lifts her up above his head. Remy walks around the ring with Dawson high above his head, then tosses her over the top rope and onto the catwalk. The crowd is impressed as Remy looks out at Dawson, who's crawling backwards. Joshua Michaels comes running out and stops at Dawson's side.)

Randy Boggs: Oh looky, here's her boyfriend to help her out.

King Royce: You haven't had too many girlfriends, have you?

(Dawson is helped onto her feet. She and Josh are talking as she slowly makes her way back down the catwalk. Remy is allowing her all the space to get into the ring. Josh jumps down off the catwalk and stands at ringside as Dawson slowly steps through the ropes again. Remy is standing in the center of the ring as Dawson walks up to him and starts to yell at him. Remy doesn't know what the hell she's saying and doesn't really care. Remy headbutts her, knocking her flat on her ass. The crowd cheers and Remy looks out at them. Dawson shakes her head and crawls back into the corner where she convos with Josh again.)

Randy Boggs: She's the OMEGA Champion, why would she seek advance from Josh?

King Royce: Maybe he's just offering words of encouragement?

(Remy slowly stalks after Dawson in the corner. She pulls herself up as Remy tries a clothesline, but Dawson ducks out of the way. Remy turns around in the corner and Dawson lays the boots to him. Remy pie-faces her and knocks her back to the center of the ring. Dawson rolls over onto her feet as Remy comes out of the corner. Dropkick by Dawson and it knocks Remy back a step. Dawson hits a second one and Remy stumbles back against the ropes. Dawson charges at him but gets flipped over to the top rope. Josh is there to catch her as Remy turns around and steps through the ropes and onto the apron.)

Randy Boggs: Luckily Josh was there for Dawson. But now Remy is heading after her.

King Royce: Josh will stand up for her and up to Remy.

(Josh stands directly in front of Dawson, who's leaning against the railing as Remy steps off the apron and walks towards. Josh is ordering Remy to back away. Dawson then pushes Josh into Remy. Remy pushes him away, but by doing so he took his eye off Dawson and she hits a spinning heel kick on him. Dawson rams Remy into the railing, then back into the ring apron. Dawson lays in some stiff chops and kicks before slamming Remy's head into the railing.)

Randy Boggs: That was a good use of Josh.

King Royce: She's very resourceful.

(Dawson whips Remy into the ring post but he doesn't go down after hitting it. Josh is on his hands and knees on the ground and Dawson takes the opportunity to leap off his back and clothesline Remy. Remy stumbles back into the railing and falls over and onto the announce table. Dawson walks over and starts to punch Remy in the head. Dawson then runs back to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Remy slides off the table and is back on the right side of the railing, but Dawson doesn't bothering checking again. She jumps up and springboards off the middle rope for an asai moonsault, and Remy catches her! Running Powerslam by Remy on the outside!!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a high risk move by the champion and it didn't pay off.

King Royce: Running powerslam on the concrete... man, I bet that felt good.

(Remy pulls the OMEGA Champion onto her feet and tosses her back under the bottom rope and into the ring. Remy climbs up onto the apron, then through the ropes. Remy pulls Dawson up by her hair and almost takes her head off with a discus lariat!!! 1..... 2...... KICK OUT!!!! Remy pulls Dawson up and locks on the reverse chinlock. Remy quickly releases that hold and lifts Dawson onto her feet. Spinning back suplex by Remy! 1.... 2... KICK OUT! Remy goes to the ropes and drops a big elbow onto Dawson's chest. 1.... 2... KICK OUT! Remy yanks Dawson up by her hair and tries a chokeslam, but Dawson elbows him in the head to break. Dawson lands on her feet and kicks Remy in the stomach, doubling him over. Dawson runs to the ropes and tries a fameasser, but Remy catches her and slams her down with a powerbomb! 1...... 2.... th... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Several near falls for the Mr. Resnick, King.

King Royce: Yep, and Fox has a grin from ear to ear.

(Remy whips Dawson so hard into the corner that she bounces off and slams hard down onto the canvas. Remy picks her up and whips her across the ring again. She hits with extremely force a second time. Remy pulls her up by her hair and gets another cross-corner whip. Flair Flip by Dawson and she lands on the apron. Remy bounces off the ropes and misses a clothesline as Dawson ducks. She hits Falling Grace(superkick) by springboarding off the bottom rope and hitting Remy from the apron on his return. She can't capitalize though as she falls to her knees on the apron leaning against the ropes.)

Randy Boggs: I've never seen that before.

King Royce: You've never seen a woman nude either, so what's your point?

(Dawson slowly pulls herself up on the apron and reaches through the ropes and grabs Remy by his thick beard. She pulls him through the ropes and hits several hard chops to his chest. "Whoo!" goes the crowd like usual. Someone needs to create a new saying after the chops. Anyway, Dawson knees Remy in the stomach and gets a front facelock. Dawson jumps up onto the top rope and springboards off and delivers a Tornado DDT onto Remy from off the apron and onto the concrete!!!)

Randy Boggs: Whoa!! Amazing!

King Royce: That was quite awesome.

(Dawson gets up holding her back, but quickly climbs up onto the apron as Remy rolls over onto his back. Dawson climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, and comes off with a double stomp onto Remy's stomach!!! Dawson rolls forward on the ground, then runs to the guardrail and turns around. She runs back towards Remy, somersaults on the ground, pops up and hits a somersault senton onto Remy!! That's the Painful Reminder!! Dawson grabs Remy by the arm and tries to pull him up but is having problems. Finally she gets him up and rolls him into the ring. It took a lot out of her though as she leans against the apron. Dawson then climbs up and slingshots herself in with another senton! 1....... 2......... thre... KICK OUT!!!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one, King.

King Royce: Yeah, she was almost able to retain the title. But it's only a matter of time now.

(Dawson mounts Remy and unloads with some hard rights, before pulling him up in a sitting position. Dawson runs to the ropes and gets a neck snap on Remy. She continues to the other ropes and nails Remy in the face with a seated dropkick! 1....... 2..... KICK OUT!! Dawson rolls off quickly and runs to the ropes again. Springboard moonsault by Dawson!!! 1...... 2...... KICK OUT!!! Dawson slaps the mat and runs to the ropes AGAIN. Another springboard moonsault, but it hits knees!!!! Dawson rolls towards the ropes holding her stomach. Remy still lies on his back as they're both down.)

Randy Boggs: Never try the same move twice. NEVER.

King Royce: It's like a rule or something.

(Dawson slowly pulls herself up by using the ropes as Remy sits up, then pushes himself onto his feet. He's a little groggy allowing Dawson to hit him from behind with a bulldog! Dawson quickly runs to the corner and makes her way to the top turnbuckle. Dawson waits for Remy to get to his feet and once he does she leaps off for a missle dropkick! Remy sidesteps her! Dawson pops up after hitting the mat and Remy kicks her in the side of her face! Remy grabs her by the waist and pulls her up and over dropping her with a german suplex!! 1.... 2..... KICK OUT!!!! Remy whips her into the corner and follows in with a clothesline. Dawson stumbles forward and Remy knees her in the stomach. Remy lifts Dawson up and sets her on the top turnbuckle, facing him. He pulls her off and onto his shoulder for the Karekya(inverted running awesome bomb)!)

Randy Boggs: Oh, this one is going to be over, King!

King Royce: If he hits this it will be, I'm afraid.

(Josh Michaels jumps up onto the apron and grabs Dawson's leg, pulling her off. Remy turns around as Fox jumps up onto the apron and starts to shout with Josh. Remy runs at and knocks Josh off the apron and into the railing! Dawson warms up the band and tries the Falling Grace on Remy, but he ducks and she nails Fox! Fox falls off the apron. Remy turns Dawson around and grabs her for a chokeslam, but she kicks him low and gets a school boy with her feet on the ropes! 1....... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!!!!)

Randy Boggs: That was close!

King Royce: Sure was, I almost thought she had him. I mean she used the ropes and everything.

(Dawson quickly jumps onto the middle rope as Remy gets on his feet. Random Violence(diamond dust) but the OMEGA Champ!! She nails it!!! Remy bounces back into the corner near the ropes as Dawson doesn't think about it and just covers Remy! 1....... 2........ THRE.... FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Dawson think she's won it! She's celebrating.)

Randy Boggs: Poor fool, she hasn't won a thing.

King Royce: That shouldn't be allowed. I mean, what kind of pussy has to touch the ropes instead of just kicking out?

(Dawson turns around as the ref is telling her that she hasn't won. Dawson is PISSED! She's throwing a temper tantrum as Remy SLOWLY comes to. He is staggering around as Dawson kicks him in the stomach and goes for the Implant DDT to start off the Death From Above(implant DDT into rings of saturn), but Remy reaches up and grabs Dawson by the throat! Chokeslam by Remy!!! He covers!! 1...... 2..... THRE.... Dawson gets her foot on the rope!!!!)

Randy Boggs: There's your answer, King.

King Royce: She's very resourceful.

(Dawson rolls under the bottom rope as Remy gets onto his feet. He grabs Dawson by the hair and pulls her up. He's in the ring, while she's on the apron and he lifts her up for a vertical suplex. He carries her over the top rope and to the center of the ring. He's just holding her there as all the blood rushes to her head. Finally he just drops her. He doesn't fall back or anything, he just drops her, and she lands on the back of her neck!!!)

Randy Boggs: Shit! She could be dead!

King Royce: Oh man was that a cool move.

(Remy lifts her onto her feet and hits a wicked release German Suplex where she lands on the back of her neck again!!!! 1.... 2....... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.99!! Remy lifts Dawson onto her feet and hits a backdrop driver!!!!!! 1...... 2....... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!! 2.9999!!!!! Dawson is dropped on her head again with a brainbuster!!!! 1....... 2..... THRE.... 2.9999999!!!!!! Remy quickly hits an Exploder!!!! He doesn't go for the cover, but rather follows up with a Tiger Suplex!!!!!!! 1......... 2.......... THREE! NO! NO! NO! KICK OUT AT 2.99999999!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Oh. My. God. Dawson isn't going to have a neck after all is said and done.

King Royce: I feel so sorry for her.

(Remy pulls Dawson up and hits a pulling piledriver!!! Remy elects not to go for the cover and lifts her up. Remy scoops her up into tombstone piledriver position and drives her head into the canvas!!!! 1.......... 2....... THRE...... JOSH PULLS THE REF OUT!!!! Josh punks out the ref and runs into the ring. He ducks Remy's clothesline and comes back with one of his own! Remy doesn't go down. Josh hits another clothesline, but Remy is still on his feet! Josh backs up and superkicks Remy! He falls back against the ropes and gets tied up! Josh runs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair!)

Randy Boggs: Holy fuck! Remy's not in a good position.

King Royce: No he's not, Randy.

(Josh reenters the ring and sets up to blast Remy with the steel chair. Fox slides into the ring and turns Josh around. Fox is yelling at Josh to hit him. Josh is just laughing and kicks Fox away. Dawson is SLOWLY getting onto her feet as Fox jumps back up and slaps Josh in the back of the head. Josh turns around and takes a swing at Fox! Fox ducks and Josh nails Dawson!!!! Fox with a low blow on Josh and he runs out of the ring!!! Remy gets free of the ropes and dumps Josh out. Remy quickly lifts Dawson up onto her feet and hits a release belly to belly and she lands on the back of her neck again!! Fox rolls the ref into the ring as Remy covers and the crowd is just going nuts!

1..................

2...............

THRE..............

KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!! 2.9999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd is in shock!! Fox can't believe it!!!!! Remy smiles slightly as he gets up onto his feet.)

Randy Boggs: HOLY SHIT!! DAWSON KICKED OUT!!!!!!

King Royce: I didn't just see that... did I?

(Fox is going crazy on the outside as he's slapping the ring apron and yelling at Remy to finish her. Josh staggers over still holding himself and turns Fox around. The Deep End(rock bottom) on Fox!!!!!!! Remy looks down at Josh who gives him the finger. Dawson is still laying on the canvas as Remy walks over to Josh and grabs him by the hair. He lifts Josh up onto the apron as Dawson sits up. She's completely out of it as Remy grabs Josh by the throat. The ref is talking with Dawson as Josh pulls Remy's head down across the top rope and he falls backwards.)

Randy Boggs: That sneaky bastard!

King Royce: He's just doing whatever it takes to keep that title on Dawson.

(Dawson pushes herself up onto her feet and she hits Remy with the Painful Reminder!!!!!! She's slow to make the cover though. 1....... 2........ THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!!! 2.9999!!!! Dawson is EXHAUSTED as she rolls away from Remy. Dawson slowly walks over and pulls Remy up by his hair. Dawson says something to Josh then attempts an irish whip. Josh is looking out at the crowd as Remy reverses the whip. Josh reaches under the bottom rope and grabs Dawson's foot, tripping her up!!! Remy catches Dawson and hits the Karekya!!!!!! 1....... 2...... 3!!!!!! Josh notices what he's done too late.)

Announcer: The winner of this match and NEW OMEGA CHAMPION..... REMY RESNIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!

("The Way You Like It" starts to play as the fans are actually on their feet and cheering Remy. Floyd Fox comes to on the outside and sees Remy in the ring being handed the OMEGA Championship. Fox's eyes light up as he jumps into the ring and hugs Remy!)

Randy Boggs: Remy Resnick has defeated Angelica Dawson, King!

King Royce: I think she's going to have to have a little talk with her boyfriend there.

(Josh pulls Dawson out of the ring and carries her to the back apologizing the entire way. Remy has his hand raised by Fox as the fans continue to cheer the hairy beast. Remy is smiling slightly, which is extremely odd. Fox then straps the belt around Remy's waist as they continue to celebrate their victory.)

Randy Boggs: What an amazing match, King.

King Royce: Your right. Dawson may have lost, but it took A LOT to keep her down. She'll get her belt back, don't you worry.

(Remy and Fox exit the ring as Fox is just estatic about the result of this match.)

That's A Lot of Nicknames
(by Doozer)

(Suddenly, "Renegade" by Jay-Z featuring Eminem blasts over the p.a. system and the fans get to their feet as the DWF Hall of Famer every wrestling fan around has come to know and love emerges from the backstage area. Wearing his trademark Superman logo T-shirt and trademark official Boston Red Sox hat, Doozer slides into the ring as the words 'Red Sox Rule' appear on the mat. Doozer walks to the middle of the ring where he stares blindly into the crowd ahead and slowly turns his Boston Red Sox hat backwards on his head. As he does so, red fireworks blast from each turnbuckle. Doozer makes a gesture to the timekeeper and then catches the microphone thrown to him.)

Randy Boggs: King... You know who that is?

King Royce: Of course I do... That's none other than Doozer!

Randy Boggs: What the hell is he doing here?

King Royce: Maybe if you'd stop yapping and just listen, you'd find out...

(Doozer stands in the ring a while longer, with mic in hand, and waits for the screams of the fans to settle down. When the fans finally take their seats, he lifts the mic to his mouth.)

Doozer: You damn right...

(As the three words come out of Doozer's mouth, the fans get right back to cheering like they've never cheered before because they all know what's to come.)

King Royce: He wouldn't...

Randy Boggs: I don't know if we have enough airtime for all of them...

Doozer: I am the Innovation of Devastation!... The Master of Disaster! The Ruler of The Ring! The King of Kablam! The Sultan of Slam! The Rajah of Rappin'! The Guru of Grapplin'! The Tyrant of Tag Teams! The Titan of Talkin' Trash! The Duke of Destruction! The Dictator of DDTS! The Potentate of Piledrivers! The Prince of Powerbombs! The Cheif of Chair Shots! The Magistrate of Motivation! The Personification of Perfection! The One... The Only... The Man... The Myth... The Legend... THE PROFOOOUUUNNNDDD POOOUNNNDDER.... THEEE DOOOZE!

(Doozer again lowers the microphone to allow the fans time to cheer on the 20 plus nicknames of Doozer that have accumulated over his four year career.)

Doozer: Now... I bet you'd all like to know why the hell Doozer has come to the gfwa OMEGA... Well... why not?

King Royce: Why'd he have to go do that? It's not like he needs any cheap pops!

Randy Boggs: Yeah, he gets enough... not... cheap pops...

Doozer: I just came here because I haven't kicked ass here before and I feel like kicking some ass with a few friends of mine from back in the day when we did everything jus because we wanted to do it... And that's how it's gonna be from now on!

(Doozer drops the mic from his mouth for another time to yet again allow time for the fans to cheer him on.)

Doozer: But, other than to tell you all that I'm now the biggest name in the gfwa OMEGA and if anyone wants to disagree with me... Meet me in the ring... Where I can... DOOZE YOU... AND ABUSE YOU!

King Royce: I don't know if that was a smart thing to say...

Randy Boggs: He'll have some backing up to do at the next show for sure...

Doozer: Or... If you wanna talk trash about me and not meet me in the ring... I'll find you backstage and shove your head so far up your ass that you'll have to cut holes in your nipples just to see me on the television, hitting on your mom!

(With that said, Doozer dropped the microphone to the mat, and "Renegade" by Jay-Z featuring Eminem started to play as Doozer slowly walked back up the ramp, while slapping fans hands and getting a second standing ovation.)

A Doozey of a Challenge
(by KIKEN)

(Doozer is walking backstage, just having finished up his interview in the ring.  He stops by the trash can and tosses something inside.  When he turns around a masked man is standing there.)

Doozer:  And who might you be?

(We all know who it is, and he replies in his Japanese-American voice.)

saidaigen KIKEN:  It isn't important who I am.  All that matters is what I'm capable of doing to you.

Doozer:  *chuckles*  Is that right?

saidaigen KIKEN:  It seems that you have the fans on your side, and you've just arrived here.

Doozer:  Are you jealous?

saidaigen KIKEN:  Jealous?  No, appreciation from the fans isn't of my concern. I'll do my job whether they're out there or not.  I don't hate the fans by any stretch of the imagination, don't think that.  I'm just not concerned about whether they like me or not.

Doozer:  So, they hate you, don't they?  Come on, just admit it.

saidaigen KIKEN:  It doesn't matter if they do or not.  I don't care.  But since you have the fans on your side already, how about we see if you're in shape to compete as they fans think you are?

Doozer:  Are you challenging me to a match?

saidaigen KIKEN:  It appears so, doesn't it?  But I'm purposing that you enter the Triple Crown Rally in Rock Startling's place and face him in your first match.

Doozer:  I've got no problem with that... uh... who are you again?

(Doozer had turned around around the "uh" part to throw something else into the trash can.  When he turns around KIKEN is no longer there.)

Doozer:  What a strange little man.

(Doozer walks away as we fade back to the arena.)

Semi-Main Event
Hellz Angel vs. Devilz Messenger
A Tendency 2 Start Fires as Special Guest Referees
(by Matt Moore)

(The lights dim down low as (I won't) "Duck and Run" by 3 doors down kicks up as the speakers blast. Hellz Angel emerges from behind the curtain and the crowd goes nuts. Signs are shoved into the air reading "Why the split?!" and "Devilz Darkside no more!". Half the fans are cheering because the team is back, and the other half is cheering because they are splitting up, each way the stadium is going off the wall. Hellz Angel continues down the ramp until he enters the ring and takes his spot in his corner. The lights again dim down low and "Highway to Hell" by ACDC hits the speakers. Devilz Messenger comes out from behind the curtain, leaning on a crutch. The crowd goes some what silent as they expected him to be back to full health. He makes it halfway down the ramp and then falls! Without the slightest of ease he rolls back up and tosses the cain away and jumps into the ring. Hellz Angel gives a small smile as his brother and long time partner sits down in the other corner. The stare down starts and before it can finish, our guest refs make a huge intrance as the ramp explodes with fire. Bush's "A Tendency to Start Fires" hits the speakers and Cody and Tomorrow Man come out from the back looking like two Footlocker employee's, tag team titles and all. The black and white stripes are well shown as they strut down the ramp and get into the ring.....)

Randy Boggs: This has trouble written all over it. What was Devilz Messenger thinking?

King Royce: I have no idea, but I don't know how he or Hellz Angel comes out of this without being torn apart. Even when one wins, T2SF is just going to tear that one apart

Randy Boggs: This match is going to take it out of the both of them, they won't have enough strength to carry on and fight Cody and T-man.

King Royce: We don't have anymore time to speculate....here we go.

(The bell rings and Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger rise to their feet and meet in the middle of the ring. A second stare down starts. Cody and T-man circle wanting to get the match started right away. Cody sneaks up behind angel ready to start the thing off, right as Devilz Messenger takes a swing at Angel. HA ducks it and Cody gets nailed right in the face. He stumbles backwards and falls against the ropes. The blow took him by surprise. T-man almost laughs as Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger lock up. T-man is too busy watching Cody to realize that Devilz Messenger has just launched Hellz Angel towards the ropes, right at him. He sees him at the last possible moment as Hellz Angel comes crashing into him and bounces of the ropes. DM comes with a flying closeline, but Angel ducks it. Messenger flies on by and lands right on top of T-man. Hellz Angel rolls under DM and comes to rest of top of Cody. They both give a quick kick when they stand up and charge back into the center of the ring after eachother. They lock up once and Devilz Messenger pulls Hellz Angel down to the ground. DM raps his arms around Hellz Angel's throat and squeezes. Hellz Angel starts kicking his feet as he is losing oxygen. T-man gets up and rubs his head as he comes over and watches for the count. He squats down a couple of feet from Hellz Angel and watches for the hand to be thrown. Instead he watches a boot catch him write in the face! T-man hits the ground hard again, as Hellz Angel finally breaks the hold.)

Randy Boggs: Wow, Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger are the ones fighting, but A Tendency to Start Fires is getting the crap kicked out of them. And they're just reffing!

King Royce: Yea, strange....

Randy Boggs: You can say that again....

(Cody stands up just in time to see what happens as he runs over and spears Devilz Messenger into the ground. Hellz Angel picks up Cody and body slams him back onto Devilz Messenger, who gets the brunt of both men on top of him.  Hellz Angel rolls off and with a show of strenght, Devilz Messenger lifts cody off and rolls up as well. T-man stands up rubbing his head, pissed off himself as Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger start exchanging punches in the corner. T-man helps Cody up as they start to chat together.  T-man has a suspicious look on his face. Hellz Angel in the mean time has sent Devilz Messenger into the turnbuckle. Hellz Angel climbs on top of the ropes and starts pounding away at his head. Cody and T-man seem to have agreed on a course of action as they make their way to the corner. Hellz Angel is sent flying from the corner and lands on both members of T2SF. Devilz Messenger stands from the turnbuckle and pulls Hellz Angel up. Angel doesn't waist anytime as he whips Messenger to the corner and closelines him out of the ring. Messenger rolls right out of it and grabs a chair. T-man stands up, madder than ever just as Devilz Messenger throws the chair in the ring and catches it right in the forhead. T-man falls backwards landing on Cody. Hellz Angel grabs the chair as Devilz Messenger enters the ring. The two ex-partners circle eachother until Devilz Messenger is standing right infront of t-man and cody. Hellz Angel raises the chair about his head, and the camera catches a slight nod as Hellz Angel swings. DM dives out of the way, and T-man is struck in the head again by the chair.)

King Royce: Something isn't right here.

Randy Boggs: Yea I know, they don't put enough butter on the popcorn in West Virginia. Damn health freaks.

King Royce: What in the hell are you talking about?

(Cody rolls his partner off him and stands up. Hellz Angel swings the chair again and nails Devilz Messenger. Messenger falls to the ground and Angel goes for the cover. Cody drops to the mat to deliver the count.1......2....Hellz Angel lets him up! Devilz Messenger sits up. Hellz Angel lays down on the mat and Dm covers quickly. Cody is somewhat stunned as he watches be starts the count anyways...1....2..Devilz Messenger lets him up! Cody is getting upset as he yells at the two to start kicking some ass or they will be disqualified. Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger look at eachother and shrug their shoulders. The lip readers out there see Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger both say, "ok" to Cody altimadum as cody gets two fists right in the face. Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger stand up and pull Cody to his feet. Cody is starting to lose it as he head bobs up and down. Its a Double DDT! Cody lies motionless on the mat as T-man stands up still rubbing his head to see his partner being tossed to the ground. He charges Hellz Angel and throws a flying kick o the back of his head, sending Hellz Angel face first into the turnbuckle. Devilz Messenger picks T-man up  and starts ramming his head into the turnbuckle!)

Randy Boggs: Wow if I didn't know better I'd say they were working together.

King Royce: OMG! They are working together!

Randy Boggs: What, who?

(Hellz Angel stands up and turns around to find Cody charging right at him. Hellz Angel catches him by the throat in mid run.....CHOKESLAM! Cody hits the mat hard. The bell sounds as the match is over and both men are disqualified. But Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger arent' done. Hellz ANgel takes Cody up one turnbuckle and Devilz Messenger grabs T-man. They set them up for a Powerbomb!....Its HIGHWAY TO HELL!!! On both members of T2SF!! Hellz Angel and Devilz messenger stand up and give a quick hug as they raise eachothers hands in the air! Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel grab the Tag Team titles and smile at eachother.....They wave to the half booing, half cheering fans.)

King Royce: Oh no, they are taking the titles.

Randy Boggs: What was your first clue?

King Royce: The Devilz Darkside is back folks!

Randy Boggs: T2SF never saw it coming. But I did, I knew it was going to happen.

King Royce: Cody and T-man seem to have a problem on there hands!

Tyler is Out?
(by Dupin using Tyler's idea)

(Randy Boggs and King Royce are just sitting there when someone hands Randy a piece of paper.)

Randy Boggs: What's this?

King Royce: Read it! Maybe you just won a million dollars!

(Randy unfolds the paper and reads its contents.)

King Royce: What's it say?

Randy Boggs: *reading* "Due to me being too good and above the Triple Crown Rally, I am withdrawing my name from the Rally. In my place will be a superstar unlike any other. He will almost be as big as me one day. That person will be... Boci. Again, I feel that I am just too good for this and am offering my spot up to Boci, who will compete next week. Signed, Tyler Hendrix."

King Royce: Tyler isn't in the TCR? Damn, there goes my pick to win it all.

Randy Boggs: What an ego. He's too good for the TCR? Hell, the former GHC Champion is in it, King.

King Royce: Um, Tyler did beat paYne last week, Randy.

Randy Boggs: I know, but that's just being an ego-maniac, King.

King Royce: Well, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.

Randy Boggs: Nope, but next we'll see some guys who ARE above the TCR with The Butcher and Frostie. They're seating up the Butch Match as week speak.

King Royce: I can't wait!

(We can see the workers putting the barbwire ropes in and filling up the pirahna tank as we cut backstage.)

Good Luck
(by Dupin)

(We cut backstage where we see The Butcher standing with Nikki.)

Nikki: Be careful, honey.

(The Butcher and Nikki share a kiss before The Butcher walks off, looking ready to go. He's heading towards the tunnel when Ricky Green walks up to him.)

Ricky Green: Butch, good luck man. Remember, if you beat that sorry sack of shit, it'll be me who gets to take it off of you.

The Butcher: I guess I'll have something to look forward to then.

(Ricky shakes Butch's hand and they share a smile. The Butcher then heads away as Green walks off in the other direction. Butch picks up his bag of goodies off the ground as he heads out.)

Randy Boggs: The Butcher looks ready to go, and we know Frostie got in his warm-up earlier with Jonny Casanova.

King Royce: Oh man, this is going to be huge!

Main Event
Frostie(c) vs. The Butcher
GHC Championship Butch Match
(by Dupin)

(The fans are all on their feet as the ring crew is making sure everything is in order. Three sides of the ring ropes are now barbwire. We have three pits, one full of razorwire, one full of broken glass, and the third is filled with man-eating pirahnas. Hanging on the pit walls are various weapons which aren't good for your health. The fans start to stomp their feet in excitement when "Nutshell' by Alice in Chains blasts throughout the Cam Henderson Center. Every last fan comes onto their feet and explodes in cheers for the former Commissioner! The Butcher

walks through the curtains and has his bag of goodies slung over his shoulder. The Butcher stops on the catwalk and looks out at all the fans chanting his name and generally showing their love for the man. The Butcher continues on towards the ring.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall without a time limit. This will be the first ever Butch Match and it is for the gfwa OMEGA GHC Championships!!!

(There's a loud roar for that announcement, as The Butcher climbs into the ring and walks past the announcer.)

Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger... THE BUUUUUUTCHEEEEEEER!!!!!!

(Butch puts down his bag of goodies and climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle. He looks out at all the screaming fans and he starts to get teary-eyed. The Butcher then jumps down and puts his game face on when "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 kicks up. The cheers instantly turn to boos, vemonious boos.)

Announcer: And his opponent, the GHC Champion.... FROOOOOOOSTIE!!!!!!

(Frostie walks out onto the catwalk with the GHC Championship wrapped about his waist. He sees the two thousand men, women, and children all on their feet and screaming obsenities at him. Frostie then looks towards the ring where The Butcher is standing with his bag of goodies in hand. He then dumps the contents out and we see that there is a lava lamp, an original Nintendo game deck, a yellow g-string, a picture frame w/ a purple penguin picture in it, various CDs, a remote control car, a tiolet seat, a 12-Pack of Sunkist, a stuffed Kermit the Frog doll, a copy of War & Peace, a box of matches, and flashlight.)

Randy Boggs: Just like always, The Butcher brings unconvential weapons into a match.

King Royce: He was the first person to use a vibrator on an opponent.

(Speaking of the pink vibrator, Frostie pulls it out of his back pocket and holds it up as he continues to make his way down the catwalk. The Butcher rips open the 12-pack of Sunkist and starts to chuck cans of the refreshing drink at Frostie. Frostie dodges the six he's thrown. The Butcher then grabs two and opens them. He chugs them down, throws the empty cans into the crowd, and jumps out of the ring as the ref just calls for the bel to start this thing, and heads towards Frostie.)

Randy Boggs: Oh man, this is going to be electric!

King Royce: Not a single person is sitting down besides us.

(Randy and Royce quickly stand up as to not look like fools, as The Butcher pulls another Sunkist can from his back pocket, shakes it up and sprays it into Frostie's eyes. Frostie staggers around until Butcher grabs him and hits him in the face with a hard right! The Butcher hits him with another one. He has Frostie reeling with a third right hand. The Butcher attempts a fourth one and stops short, then hits Frostie with a hard left! The Butcher punches Frostie in the face with both hands, then clotheslines him down. The Butcher reaches down and yanks the GHC Championship off his waist. He holds it up high into the air as the crowd goes nuts.)

Randy Boggs: That's what it's all about, King. The GHC Championship.

King Royce: But more than that title is riding on this match. Respect and leadership are also up for grabs here. It's all on the line tonight!

(The Butcher puts the title down as Frostie whacks him in the back of the head with the pink vibrator! Frostie turns Butch around and jabs the vibrator into Butch's throat. Frostie then blasts him in the head, knocking him down. Butch is holding his throat, having a hard time breathing as Frostie mounts Butcher and starts to whack him in the face with the vibrator. Frostie then grabs Butch's legs and locks on the Web(texas cloverleaf)!!!)

Randy Boggs: That's Frostie's tribute to his friend, Tarantula.

King Royce: Butch is screaming out in pain, but Frostie can't win the match out there... can he?

Randy Boggs: I don't think so.

(Frostie releases the hold as if to say that was just a preview, as I'm not close to being done with you. Frostie lifts Butch up onto his feet and picks up the GHC Championship. He then blasts Butch in the head, knocking him down. Butch rolls over to the edge of the catwalk as Frostie holds the title high into the air causing the fans to boo him mercilessly. Frostie turns around as The Butcher is slowly getting onto his feet. There's a small trickle of blood on his forehead from the belt shot. Frostie walks over to Butch and drops the GHC Title. Frostie starts to punch Butch almost causing him to fall off the catwalk.)

Randy Boggs: This isn't going to be pretty, King.

King Royce: Is any match involving The Butcher pretty?

(The Butcher starts to fight back with rights of his own, but Frostie stops that with a knee to the gut. Frostie sinches up Butch and front suplexes him off the catwalk!!! Butch lands, stomach-first, onto the railing!!!!! The Butcher shoots up off the railing and lands flat on his back as the fans scatter. Frostie looks down at the Butcher as the fans are booing him. Frostie backs away from the edge to the other side of the catwalk. He takes off running across the catwalk and leaps off with the Arctic Splash(five-star frog splash) and nails it!!!)

Randy Boggs: WOW! What a move by the champion!

King Royce: He's a risk taker.

(Frostie is holding his stomach on the impact of it all as The Butcher coughs up some blood. The fans are encouraging him to get to his feet. Frostie pushes away some fans and grabs Butcher by the hair and lifts him up. Frostie then takes a crutch from a man with a broken leg and smacks Butcher in the face with it! The man grabs Frostie's shoulder and Frostie breaks the crutch over the man's head!! Frostie grabs a chair and places the man's broken leg in it. Frostie starts to stomp on the chair as the man screams out in pain.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is a bastard!! Why's he doing that to that innocent man?

King Royce: Because he can!

(Frostie stops his assault on the fan then turns around to see The Butcher running at him. Butcher with a huge spear on Frostie and they tumble through some chairs that the fans have vacated! Butcher starts to hammer Frostie in the face with some vicious rights and lefts! Butcher bites Frostie's head!!! Frostie is lifted up off the ground and tossed onto some chairs!! Butcher stalks after Frostie as he crawls towards the merchandise table. Butcher grabs Frostie's foot and pulls him up. Butcher with a big clothesline on Frostie!)

Randy Boggs: This is shades of The Butcher-Chaos match from 2000.

King Royce: What? The merchandise stand? Yeah it is.

(The Butcher picks up Frostie and tosses him over the table of the merchandise stand. Butcher climbs over the table himself as the fans are cheering him on. Butch rams Frostie's head into the back display, then starts to choke him with a Frostie T-Shirt. Oh the irony. Butch then grabs a replica GHC Title and bashes Frostie in the head!! Frostie falls onto the table as The Butcher starts to punch him in the face. Butch pulls Frostie off the table then gets him in a fireman's carry! THE BUTCHERED(fireman's carry flapjack) THROUGH THE TABLE!!!)

Randy Boggs: My god! Butcher put Frostie through the merchandise table with The Butchered!

King Royce: Too bad he isn't in the ring to do anything about that.

(Butcher is kneeling on one knee, coughing up some more blood(why?), before pushing himself up and grabbing Frostie by the hair. He starts to drag Frostie through the crowd. Butcher stops and takes a fan's chair and bashed Frostie in the head! Frostie is then lifted up onto Butcher's shoulder as he carries him through the crowd. Butch drops Frostie neck-first across the guardrail! Butch climbs over the railing himself and lifts up Frostie. Butcher with a suplex over the railing and Frostie hits the wall of on the broken glass pit!)

Randy Boggs: Now things are going to get interesting, King.

King Royce: Things are going to get messy is what's going to happen.

(The Butcher looks over the weapons dangling from this pit and pulls off a shovel. The Butcher uses the wood handle and rams it into Frostie's stomach. He then turns the shovel around and uses the shovel end across Frostie's back! Frostie falls to the ground where Butch grabs a garden claw and starts to rake at Frostie's face!! The blood starts to gush from his forehead as the fans go wild! Butch tosses the garden claw aside and lifts up Frostie. Flapjack into the pit wall!! Butcher then tosses Frostie against the railing and pulls a hoe off the wall. He tries to hit Frostie with it, but Frostie rolls out of the way, and Butch just hits the railing. Frostie picks up the claw and rakes it down Butch's back!)

Randy Boggs: OW!

King Royce: That's gotta hurt.

(Butcher screams out in pain as the claw cuts through his shirt and digs at his skin. Frostie rips Butch's shirt open in the back and digs at his back with the claw! Butch's back is starting to get covered in his own blood. Frostie then grabs a bag of salt from the wall and cuts it open. He tosses it onto Butch's back, as he screams out in pain!! Frostie has a smile on his bloody face as he grabs The Butcher and tosses him into the ring. Frostie climbs up onto the apron and reaches over to grab The Butcher. Butch snaps his head down across the top rope, but Frostie hangs on instead of falling back into the pit full of glass!)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is barely hanging on, King!

King Royce: He does NOT want to fall into that!

(Butcher rams his shoulder into Frostie's gut, but he still won't let go. Butcher grabs Frostie by the head and leads him down the apron. Butch rams Frostie's head into the turnbuckle, then climbs out onto the apron with Frostie. Butcher punches away at Frostie and kicks him in the stomach. Butcher sets Frostie up for the Downtown Drop(sitout powerbomb), but Frostie counters with a low blow! Frostie grabs Butcher's head for a diamond cutter, then runs towards the turnbuckles. He walks up the turnbuckles and spins around and drives Butcher and himself into the bit of broken glass with the acid drop!!!!)

Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD!!! BUTCHER WENT HEAD-FIRST INTO THE PIT OF GLASS!!!!

King Royce: He is literally bleeding all over his body now!!

(Frostie rolls on the glass, cutting him to pieces and he climbs out of the pit. He falls through the ropes and is laying there completely out of it and bleeding like a pig. Frostie musters the strength to pull himself up and walks to the corner. He climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off at Butch! It's the swanton bomb!! The Butcher rolled away from Frostie and Frostie hits the pit hard, cutting him severely!! Glass goes frlying out of the pit and the fans scatter! Butch climbs out of the pit and lays on the apron bleeding all over the place. If paYne couldn't cover the ring in blood, these two sure will.)

Randy Boggs: This is just gruesome, King.

King Royce: I don't think these guys are going to live through this.

(Frostie is laying on his back in the pit, as Butch is face down on the apron. As the ref is just in shock of all this, Tyler Hendrix walks out. He has a chair in hand and just sits at the entrance way. King and Randy don't like it, but if he just stays there everything will be alright. Butch is the first to start moving as he pulls himself up using the ropes. He almost loses his balance and falls back into the pit, but catches himself and falls through the ropes and into the ring. Frostie sits up in the pit, with glass sticking out of his back. Frostie starts to crawl out of the pit and reaches the apron. He stands there only to be whacked in the head with lava lamp, busting it!! Frostie somehow manages to not fall into the pit though. Butch takes his yellow g-string and starts to choke Frostie!! Butch walks over to the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. He pulls Frostie up, hanging him with the g-string!!! The fans are going nuts. Finally the g-string breaks and Frostie falls between the glass and razorwire pits.)

Randy Boggs: Now I've seen it all.

King Royce: How embarrassing. Being in this brutal match and being choked with a g-string.

(Butch holds onto the barbwire ropes, completely forgetting about them and cutting his hands. Butch is just a mess as he climbs out onto the apron and runs down it with the purple penguin picture in hand. He leaps off and drives the picture into Frostie's head! Just more glass for Frostie. Butch picks up Frostie and rams him into the railing. He grabs a ball and chain from the razorwire pit and rushes at Frostie. He swings the thing, but Frostie moves and it get entangled on the railing! Frostie kicks Butch in the stomach and gives him a famerasser across the railing!!!)

Randy Boggs: God, they're right here by us now!

King Royce: I think we might want to move, as our table is probably going to be destroyed.

(Frostie stands on the announce table and pulls Butch up with him. The Snowman Slam(judgement slam) through the table by Frostie!!!!!! Butch is broken in half and bleeding profusely! Frostie rolls off, then gets up onto his feet. He grabs a piece of broken wood and digs into Butch's forehead, drawing more blood! The fans are yelling at Frostie who just picks up Butch and shows each individual fan how much blood he can draw from Butch's forehead by diggin the piece of wood into him.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is a sick fuck, King.

King Royce: That's smart, he's RIGHT THERE!

(Frostie tosses the piece of wood aside that a fan picks up for a souvenier and tosses Butch back over the railing. Frostie stands on the other side and pulls Butch's head inbetween the rails. Frostie grabs a chair from a fan, after a slight tug of war and blasts the fan! Frostie then walks back over to Butch and takes a swing at his head! Butch gets free as Frostie just hits the rails. Butch crawls backwards to the razorwire pit and pulls off a strand of barbwire. Frostie climbs over the railing with the chair, as Butch whips him in the arm with the barbwire! Frostie drops the chair as Butch whips him again, this time in the leg. He pulls a bit of flesh with him, then clotheslines Frostie with the barbwire!!! Butch wraps the barbwire around Frostie's neck and knocks him onto his knees. Butch is standing behind Frostie, on his calves, and driving his knee into his back while pulling on the barbwire! It's digging at his throat!!! Butch releases the wire as it was digging into his hands, the pulls off a ladder from the razorwire pit! Butch drives the top of the ladder onto the back of Frostie!! Butch puts Frostie inside the ladder on the ground, then climbs up onto the apron. Butch with a senton off the apron and onto the ladder!!!! Butch rolls off holding his cut-up back as Frostie stays in the ladder in a lot of pain!)

Randy Boggs: This is just out of control!

King Royce: We haven't even seen a pinfall attempt yet, Randy!

(Butch pushes the pain back as best he can and pulls Frostie out of the ladder. He then slides him back into the ring between the pirahna and razorwire pits. Butch then slides in the ladder and climbs in himself. Butch staggers around and picks up the Nintendo deck and shatters it over Frostie's head!! He puts the toilet seat over his head and pulls back on it, choking him! Butch whips Frostie into the barbwire ropes!!! Frostie bounces off with it taking a bit of his flesh and Butch clobbers Frostie with a flashlight!! Butch lifts Frostie up onto his feet and scrapes his head across the barbwire ropes!!)

Randy Boggs: Man, Butch is a maniac!

King Royce: Frostie may have just met his match.

(Speaking of matches, Butcher picks up the box of matches and lights two of them. He tosses them into the tank full of pirahnas!! It sets on fire!! It wasn't water in there, it was gasoline!! A huge burst of flames goes up, but it doesn't spread anywhere. Butch grabs Frostie by the head and hooks him up for a back suplex into the flaming pit. Frostie punches at Butch's head and gets free. Inverted DDT by Frostie!!! Frostie picks up the War & Peace novel slams it down onto Butch's head. Frostie then picks up Butch and front suplexes him onto the barbwire ropes!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Will the madness ever end?

King Royce: I don't think so, Randy. Not until one of these guys is dead anyway.

(Frostie drags Butch off the ropes and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. He is facing the crowd over the razor wire pit. Frostie climbs up with Butch and hurricanranas him off the top and into the razorwire pit!!!!! The crowd is just going crazy as they boo Frostie, but are amazed by his ruthlessness! Frostie quickly gets up, making sure to pull what razorwire he had stuck on him off, and grabs Butch. Tomikaze onto the razor wire!!!!!! Frostie pulls Butch out of the razorwire pit and sets up the ladder in the ring. Butch is laying beside the ladder as Frostie climbs up it. Arctic Splash by Frostie onto Butch!!!!!! 1........... 2........... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! 2.999999!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Fuck me! How'd he do that!?

King Royce: That was amazing!!!!

(The crowd is going nuts as Frostie can't believe it. Frostie props the ladder into the corner and bulldogs Butcher into it!!!! Frostie then pulls Butch off the ladder and gives him a Flatliner onto the ladder!!! 1...... 2...... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!! 2.999999!!!!! Frostie slaps the mat as he grabs Butch and kicks him in the stomach. Piledriver onto the ladder by Frostie!!!!!!! 1...... 2............ THREE!! NO! NO! KICK OUT AT 2.9999999999!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: How is Butch kicking out!?

King Royce: I don't know!

(Frostie is growing frustrated as he locks on the Web again!!!!! Butcher is screaming out in pain as he powers his way towards the ropes. Frostie doesn't have to and won't releases the hold, as Butch grabs the ropes. Butch crawls through the ropes and onto the catwalk, as Frostie keeps it locked on. Frostie is forced to break as Butch was getting too far away from him. Frostie then climbs to the top turnbuckle as Butch gets to his feet. Dragonranna by Frostie!!!!!! Covers don't count out there though. Frostie walks over and picks up his GHC Championship and walks back to Butch. Butch jumps up and jabs the pink vibrator into Frostie's eye!! Downtown Drop on Frostie on the catwalk!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!)

Randy Boggs: What a counter by Butcher!

King Royce: He pulled that one out of his ass.

(SLOWLY but surely Butcher and Frostie get onto their feet. Frostie with a right, but Butch blocks and nails Frostie! Another right by Butch! One more and he has the champ reeling. Butch whips Frostie to the ring, but Frostie jumps to the top rope and springboards back with a moonsault! Butch catches him and tombstones him on the catwalk!!!! Butcher tosses Frostie back into the ring. Butch enters the ring and picks up Frostie. Butch starts to scrape his face across the barbwire ropes! Hotshot onto the barbwire rope by Butch!! DOWNTOWN DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.............. 2..................... THRE................ KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.9999999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!! The fans thought Butch had it there!)

Randy Boggs: HOLY SHIT!! FROSTIE KICKED OUT OF THE DOWNTOWN DROP!!!!!

King Royce: BLOODY HELL!!!!

(Butcher locks the Frost-Byte(crippler crossface) onto Frostie!!!!! Frostie is screaming out in pain!!!! Butcher has is locked on nice and tight. Frostie uses his free hand and digs into his pocket. He jams a fork into Butcher's face, just below his eye! A second try forces Butch to release the hold! Frostie locks the Frost-Byte onto Butch!!!! Butcher powers up and has Frostie on his shoulders. THE BUTCHERED!!!! 1.......... 2....... THRE.... KICK OUT!!! 2.9999999!!!!!! Butcher picks up Frostie and tries the Downtown Drop again! He reverses with a hurricanrana!! 1...... 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!! 2.99999!!)

Randy Boggs: This is just too much.

King Royce: Are you going to faint again?

Randy Boggs: I might.

(The fans haven't left their standing positions all match long and aren't going to anytime. Ok, well, besides the few who have passed out due to all the nearfalls, but aside from them and the guys Frostie beat up, everyone else is on their feet. Butcher and Frostie get onto their feet and Frostie has Butcher reeling with rights. He backs him up against the barbwire ropes and charges at him. Butch flips him over the top rope, and Frostie almost falls into the flaming pit! Frostie, however, landed on the apron! He moonsaults back in and catches Butcher with a DDT!! TIME FREEZE DDT(moonsault into ddt)!!!!!! 1............ 2.......... THRE....... KICK OUT!!!!!! 2.99999999!!!)

Randy Boggs: Oh my god, there went my heart!

King Royce: Hang in there buddy!

(Frostie can't believe it as the fans are going crazy. Frostie picks Butcher up onto his feet and whips him into the barbwire ropes. It cuts at his flesh and Frostie kicks him in the stomach. DOWNTOWN DROP ON THE BUTCHER!!!!!!!! 1........... 2........... 3!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!! KICK OUT AT 2.999999999999999!!!!!! Frostie has lost it! He's gone mad! He's pounding the shit out of Butcher with rights and lefts!! He sends the former Commissioner into the corner and follows in with a rolling kick! Frostie picks up Butcher and puts him into the tree of woe! Frostie grabs the ladder and closes it. He places it in front of Butch's face. Frostie with a baseball slide into the ladder and it smacks Butch in the face!!!!)

Randy Boggs: JESUS!!

King Royce: No, I don't think HE could even take this kind of punishment.

(Frostie pulls Butch out of the tree of woe and hits a DOWNTOWN DROP ONTO THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1............ 2................ 3!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICK OUT!!!!! 2.999999999999999999999!!!!!!! The fans are going CRAZY!!!!! Frostie is kicking and screaming in frustration! Frostie picks up Butch and places him onto the top turnbuckle. Frostie climbs up with him and sets up for a Downtown Drop from the top rope!!! BUTCHER COUNTERS WITH A FUCKIN' HURRICANRANA IN MID-AIR!!!! A HURRICANRANA BY THE BUTCHER!!!!! JESUS!!!!! 1............... 2............... THRE........ KICK OUT!!!! 2.99999999!!!!! THERE WAS A COLLECTIVE HEART ATTACK THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ARENA!!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: FU...... *passes out*

King Royce: Not again.

(Butcher and Frostie are both spent, as their laying side by side in the center of the ring. The fans, once their hearts have started again, start to chant "BUTCH-ER! BUTCH-ER!". The Butcher is the first onto his feet, covered head to toe in blood. Frostie is up second, alos covered in blood. The once blue mats are now blood red, as are parts of ringside, the crowd, and the catwalk.)

King Royce: These guys are a bloody mess!

(The Butcher and Frostie stagger around but come together in the center of the ring. Right by Frostie! Right by Butcher! Right by Frostie! Right by Butcher! Frostie! Butcher! Frostie! Butcher! F! B! F! B! B! B! Butcher! Butcher! Butcher! Butcher has Frostie reeling with right hands. Clothesline is countered with a back drop and Butcher goes sailing into the flaming pit!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd gasps and eyes widen in horror!!! Frostie falls to his knees as The Butcher pulls himself out of the pit!!!! He's on fire, though!!!! Butcher rolls into the ring and tackles Frostie!!!! Frostie is kicking at him to get him off! He finally does and starts to beat the shit out of Butcher with anything he can find until the fire is out.)

King Royce: OH MY GOD!! THE BUTCHER IS BURNT TO A CRISP!!!!

(Everyone is in stunned silence. The only thing that can be heard is Frostie's heavy breathing. Tyler is no longer sitting, he's standing there in silence as well. Nikki then comes running out from backstage. She has tears in her eyes, as several refs come out and stop her. She is screaming for her husband but the refs force her backstage so she doesn't hav to see this. Slowly Frostie crawls over and covers Butcher for what will be an academic 1-2-3. The ref drops down as Frostie doesn't bother with hooking the leg. 1.................. 2................ 3!!!! FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BUTCHER GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!! 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES APESHIT!!! KING ROYCE HAS FAINTED TOO!! TYLER IS STUNNED ON THE CATWALK! In the back the guys are in awe.)

Randy Boggs: ...........

King Royce: .............

(They're both out cold, but quickly come too due to the defeaning roar of the crowd. Frostie's eyes are wide and he can't believe it. He backs away from the black and red Butcher and leans against the ropes not knowing what he can do to stop the man. Butcher raises up and looks over at Frostie. Frostie runs over and locks in the Frost-Byte!!!!! The Butcher tries to power up, but Frostie powers him back down!!!!! Frostie is pulling back on it so that Butcher is in a vertical position basically!)

Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!

King Royce: COME ON, BUTCHER!!!!

(Everyone seems to be behind The Butcher now. The fans are stomping their feet and clapping their hands while chanting "BUTCH-ER! BUTCH-ER!". In the back we see everyone glued to a monitor and cheering on Butch. Frostie is really pulling back on the Frost-Byte, but The Butcher is powering up. He's on his knees as Frostie only has him by the neck now. Butcher has powered out and is elbowing Frostie in the gut as you can't hear anything but the screams for Butcher inside the Cam Henderson Center. Butcher powers free of Frostie and knees him in the gut. DOWNTOWN DROP!!!!!! FROSTIE COUNTERS IT WITH THE FROST-BYTE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: JESUS!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!

King Royce: There's no escape for The Butcher now!

(Frostie is pulling back on the move with all his might. If not for all the blood covering him you'd be able to see how red his face is due to the pressure he's applying here. Frostie has The Butcher in a curved shape now. The crowd is going apeshit trying to cheer The Butcher on. Frostie is pulling back with everything he can muster. All the pain and hatred he feels inside for the death of Tarantula. All the hatred he feels for losing the last couple of weeks. All the hatred he has for people not believing in him. Everything has come together and is being released via this Frost-Byte on The Butcher!)

Randy Boggs: GET OUT, BUTCH! GET OUT!!!!

King Royce: BUTCH-ER! BUTCH-ER!!! BUTCH-ER!!! COME ON, GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

(The Butcher is trying to power Frostie forward to get him more horizontal to the mat, but Frostie isn't having any of that. Suddenly there's a loud rip and snap sound. Frostie pays it no attention as Butcher's right arm goes completely limp. The bone is popping through the skin slightly as Frostie just pulls back onto it even more. He has Butcher around the throat cutting off his air supply. Butcher is screaming out in pain due to his shoulder and the overall pain of the normal hold. Frostie is relentless, but The Butcher isn't tapping out. There's no way he's going to say he quits, not even to save his life or career.)

Randy Boggs: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH!!!!!!!!!

King Royce: COME ON BUTCH!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! BUTCH-ER!!!! BUTCH-ER!!!!

(Everyone is yelling for The Butcher. You can even see that Tyler Hendrix is mouthing "Butch-er! Butch-er!" under his breath. As much as some people may hate The Butcher, they respect the man. Everyone in the back is slamming things and encouraging The Butcher. We see Nikki away from a monitor and crying. Back in the ring, The Butcher is almost shaped like the letter "U", Frostie has so much pressure on the hold. The Butcher is trying to fight it, but with only one arm and burnt and bloody isn't going to be hard. He's starting to get out of the "U" position and getting more horizontal. He's about to do it as the fans grow louder, if that's even possible.)

Randy Boggs: HE'S GOING TO DO IT! HE'S GOING TO DO IT!!!!

King Royce: LET'S GO BUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Butcher is doing it! He's doing it! BUTCH IS GOING TO DO IT!!! FROSTIE PULLS BACK ON IT AGAIN AND HAS HIM IN THE "U" POSITION AGAIN!!! The fans are growing more and more rabid!!!!! The Butcher isn't going to tap! He just can't! It's not in him to do so. Frostie's heart is going to pop if he applies any more pressure. The Butcher is screaming out in pain, but he isn't tapping. Frostie is screaming out too, just letting everything out and putting it all into this hold. The bone in Butch's shoulder is coming through the skin even further now. The Butcher lets out one last scream and goes completely limp. The ref instantly calls for the bell as the entire arena goes silent.)

Announcer: The winner of this match and STILL GHC CHAMPION.... FROOOOOOOOOOSTIE!!!!!

(Frostie doesn't release the hold, and The Butcher is now shaped into a complete "U". The ref is ordering Frostie to release it. Frostie lets out his own last scream then releases the hold. He falls back right next to The Butcher, unmoving. The Cam Henderson Center is completely silent. Not a single sound can be heard, save the ref asking The Butcher if he's alright. He's getting no answer. He isn't even breathing. The ref calls for medics to rush out as Frostie rolls to the ropes.)

Randy Boggs: Oh my god!! The Butcher had better be alright!

King Royce: This is serious. Something's not right.

(Frostie pulls himself up as he watches The Butcher being loaded onto a stretcher. Tyler Hendrix just walks to the back as Frostie picks up his GHC Championship on the catwalk. The fans are booing him loudly now and throwing trash in his direction. Frostie is in a state of shock though, not really knowing what happened aside that he won. Frostie then drops to his knees as the medics rush The Butcher past him. Frostie puts his face into his hands and begins to cry. Slowly but surely those tears turn into nothingness. Frostie is now laughing like a lunatic while still on his kness.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is one sick fuck! He may have killed a legend here, and he's laughing about it!

King Royce: Let him laugh, he'll get his.

(We cut backstage where The Butcher is rushed past all the wrestlers, who are stunned at what just happened. Nikki rushes over to her husbands side crying uncontrolably. They load The Butcher into the ambulance and Nikki joins him. The ambulance speeds off as we cut back to Frostie standing on the catwalk. He's holding the GHC Championship high into the air as the fans are throwing everything they can get their hands on at him. Frostie is grinning from ear to ear as we fade to black.)