Once again the Japanese Jalopies fall short�not that any of you care. But how many tag teams can square dance in the middle of the ring, lose, and still be happy about it? Well, Mysterious X wasn�t exactly happy about it but El Tigre sure showed where his mind was when he danced with that girl. But beware, for the Japanese Jalopies have a huge surprise coming in the next couple of weeks. Although they keep falling down the ladder for the GHC Tag Team Titles, they have a hell of an idea to catch the Manhattan Project�s eye. You just wait�
We catch the Japanese Jalopies in their locker room after just getting beaten easily by Non-Verbal Communication. Mysterious X is extremely angered with the loss and has trashed the locker room. �We lost again!�, yells Mysterious X as he starts to bang his fists on the lockers. �I hate England and most of all, I hate you!� We catch a glimpse of Mysterious X pointing to El Tigre. He is obviously blaming him for the loss. El Tigre could careless and starts to look at a calendar with pictures of women in their bathing suits. �You blew it again, El Tigre. Square dancing? Is this what you do in your spare time? You learn to square dance like some old ass American cowboy while I�m busting my ass off preparing for the match! Are you even listening in to me?!� El Tigre looks up with a smile and goes back to looking at the calendar. �Damn you, El Tigre!�, screams Mysterious X as he grabs his mask in anger, almost ripping it off. �Those women have screwed up teeth! You rather look at women with screwed up teeth than talk about how we�re going to win a match for the FIRST time in our careers?!� Just then a gfwa OMEGA crew member walks into the locker room. Mysterious X quickly ends his complaining for a moment and watches as the crew member pins a paper to the bulletin board. As the crew member walks away, Mysterious X walks over to the bulletin board to see the paper. �Nate Crow and Kenny �Dynamite� Dardano versus Japanese Jalopies?�, questions X. �Who in the hell are these guys? Oh great! See what you�ve done, El Tigre. Now we�re the �welcoming mat� in this place! When are we ever going to catch a break?� El Tigre looks up from the calendar and shrugs his shoulders. �The only �break� we�re going to catch is when we break-up as a tag team! I�m serious, El Tigre! If we don�t get a win soon, the Japanese Jalopies will be no more! I can�t sit around and wait for you to get your act together. El Tigre, if we don�t win this week I�m going to issue a match to the Manhattan Project. I�m sure the Commissioner and the President would like this match too. Right now the Manhattan Project is the cream of the crop in the gfwa OMEGA. I always thought we were but obviously we are not. So, I want a match with those Americans in their homeland in two weeks! I could careless if they have the titles or not. If we can�t beat them on their own turf, well then, the Japanese Jalopies will be no more! What does the Manhattan Project have to lose? Their titles? I doubt they�ll have them after NVC gets done with them. Bronx and Brooklyn can only gain from this! Just imagine, they scrap another team in the division and gain even more control! But first we have to deal with the new guys. You better not choke again, El Tigre! You hear me?! I�m giving you two weeks to get YOUR act together or I�m packing my bags, never to be seen or heard from again.� El Tigre looks up from the calendar again with a smile on his face but says nothing. �Damn you, El Tigre. You�re just as bad as the Americans! I think you even want to be an American! Fine! I learned this from an American a long time ago, El Tigre. Watch this!� El Tigre watches and listens while Mysterious X sticks up his middle finger at him. �This means �have a nice night� in America. Have a nice night El Tigre!� Mysterious X sticks up his middle finger at El Tigre and walks away in anger. Surely enough, Jose� Jose� passes by and El Tigre gives him the middle finger. Even though Jose� Jose� is Mexican, he even knows what the middle finger really means. So in return of the crude gesture, Jose� Jose� starts to kick El Tigre�s ass. 
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