Well the Japanese Jalopies had quite the�lets just call it a bad match. It was terrible but the Japanese Jalopies remain optimistic about winning their first tag team match ever. They are quite a pathetic team and one may wonder why the gfwa OMEGA even bothered signing them. Well, it worked for Devilz Darkside, right? From what the Japanese Jalopies have heard, the Devilz Darkside used to be a terrible, terrible tag team and got tossed around by the Hall of Fame tag teams. Now the tables have turned and the Devilz Darkside appear to be going into the Hall of Fame and destroy weak opponents like the Japanese Jalopies. Maybe the gfwa OMEGA signed the untalented tag team just so they could be the next Devilz Darkside. Well, we can all dream can�t we?
We catch up with the new kids on the block, the Japanese Jalopies, at a local costume shop in London, England. There are tons of masks on the walls varying from Osama Bin Laden masks to Tony Blair masks. New on the shelves today would be masks of everyone�s favorite gfwa OMEGA wrestlers! That is the section where we find Mysterious X and El Tigre. They are wearing their usual masks to hide their identity from enemies they got in other countries. They look at the wall with their arms crossed, wondering were their masks could be. �I see Payne�s mask!�, yells El Tigre. He takes the mask off the wall and places it over his tiger mask. He starts to dance around like an idiot and then stops to do some cheap Kung Fu moves. �I am Payne! Beware of me because I am painful! Ha ha ha ha!�, laughs El Tigre. Mysterious X shakes his head and stamps on the ground in anger. �I cannot believe this!�, exclaims X. �They do not have our masks. How could this be? We are the next generation of talent in the gfwa OMEGA and our masks should be on the wall! We lose one match and our faces get stripped from the shelves�torn from the hands of our fans! What kind of democracy is this? You have to be a winner to get your mask put on the wall? I cannot believe this! El Tigre, isn�t my mask great?� �Sure is�, replies El Tigre as he takes off the dumb Payne mask. �but my mask is much better.� �Shut up you fool!�, commands Mysterious X. "You�re the reason we lost the match.� �No!�, yells El Tigre as he throws the Payne mask on the ground and stamps on it. �It wasn�t my fault this time. It was my fault last time, so now it is your turn to take the blame.� Mysterious X shuts his mouth for a moment and thinks. He adds up all the losses and whose fault it was for losing in his head and figures that El Tigre is right. El Tigre picks up a Livewire Sean Casey mask and starts to pull at the large ears on it. �Yes, you are right.�, says Mysterious X with little enthusiasm in his voice. �I take the blame for the loss but I will NOT take any blame for our masks not being on the shelves. Who needs to get kicked in the cunt over this one?� A teenage boy that works at the costume store walks by. He looks at the two and does some gay looking squat as he says: �Wow! What nice costumes you boys have!� El Tigre and Mysterious X look at each other at the same time with similar thoughts. El Tigre throws the Casey mask on the floor and starts to stamp away at it. The gay English boy screams as his favorite wrestler�s mask gets smashed and ripped by El Tigre�s shoes. �No!�, he whines, �Not Livewire Sean Casey! He�s my hero. I want to be so much like him.� �You are just like him.�, interrupts Mysterious X. �You whine and b###h like him.� El Tigre laughs at the comment and high fives Mysterious X. �You�re going to have to pay for that mask, gentlemen.�, replies the boy. �We most certainly will not!�, yells El Tigre. �Why would we buy your dumb looking mask when you don�t even have ours, you British scoundrel!� �You guys aren�t in the gfwa OMEGA.�, whines the boy. �I�ve never seen you before.� �I am Mysterious X and this is my tag team partner El Tigre�, yells Mysterious X is a super hero like voice. �We together form�the Japanese Jalopies!� The costume store worker stares at them with a confused face. Suddenly his face lights up with amazement and then to quick disgust. �Yeah I know you guys now. You guys suck.� �So what�s your point wise guy?�, questions El Tigre. �Keep it in your pants, lover boy!� �Lover boy?� �Ignore his stupidity.�, exclaims Mysterious X. �He was dropped as a child. Now tell me this, why aren�t our masks on the wall? You have Ricky Green's, you have Payne's, you have Manhattan Project's. Why don�t you have the Japanese Jalopies? Aren�t our masks colorful enough to make your stupid wall?� �Oh, well we sold out of them yesterday.�, says the boy. �We ordered some more and they shall arrive by tea time tomorrow. Now I�m off to help other customers. Good day, gentlemen.� El Tigre and Mysterious X look at each other with disbelief. How in the hell have their masks been sold out? They suck and I�m sure all the British folk know that. Mysterious X walks over to the wall and picks up a Hellz Angel mask. He then places it over his black ninja like mask and looks around the store for an innocent person. El Tigre catch onto what his partner is doing and picks up the broken Livewire Sean Casey mask and puts it on. They both eye a child of about six years old and his mother shopping for a costume. They quietly walk up to the child and mother innocently and begin to yell at them like wild men without any morals. �Boo! I am Hellz Angel!�, yells Mysterious X. �I am from H�E�double-hockey sticks! That spells HELL you retarded British scum! Muhahahahaha! Watch me kick the Japanese Jalopies asses along with my Hall of Fame moron Livewire Sean Casey!� �That would be me!�, yells El Tigre as he points to himself and then starts to act like he�s being electrocuted. �Beware for I shall zap your baps, you whore!� The child screams as the mother starts to beat the Japanese Jalopies senseless with her purse. The tag team partners roll on the floor in pain after the woman and child run off to shop elsewhere. Over walks the gay boy. �Are you gentlemen all right?� �We will buy these masks!�, yells Mysterious X.
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