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Posted by Japanese Jalopies on October 10, 2001, 11:12 pm
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The gfwa OMEGA has finally left the land of Japan and their poor performance has tarnished the eternal land. The American style of wrestling in Japan was a mockery and Max Danger knows it. gfwa OMEGA has left Japan but the Japanese heart of wrestling remains for Mysterious X and El Tigre have joined the pathetic ranks of the tag team division. Why did they join such a horrible federation? Lets find out! We find the newcomers of gfwa OMEGA in an unknown place. We appear to be in an apartment in the upper west side of Tokyo. The places smells of vermin and the like. On the walls are posters of Japanese wrestlers from ages past. On the ceiling there is a single light fixture dangling from the wires. From outside the cracked window you can see a busy street from down below. You hear footsteps and laughter. Someone is coming! The wooden door opens and in walks two unfamiliar men in masks. One man wears a mask of a tiger while the other wears a black mask with red eyes and golden trim. They are both small men but their laughter is not small at all. They close the door behind them and take a seat on the dilapidated couch and continue to laugh. The man in the black mask says something� �Those fools in the gfwa OMEGA!�, booms the man�s voice. �They think their championships are the greatest on earth! Ha! They think the Manhattan Project is the greatest tag team of all! Ha! They have not met the likes of Mysterious X and El Tigre! El Tigre, I do not understand how these wrestling hacks even got into the country. They know nothing of the Japanese culture. �I do not understand it either, X.�, replies El Tigre. �That is why we have joined the gfwa OMEGA isn�t it?� Mysterious X stands up and walks over to the window. He looks out of it and watches as cars drive by. �Yes, El Tigre. We have joined gfwa OMEGA. But why?�, ponders Mysterious X. �I�ll tell you why! We want to travel with these fools and show them the true way to wrestle. They are leaving Japan finally and I am happy that they are. Now we will follow these untalented ballet dancers and show them how to really wrestle. We will rise to the top of this federation quickly and take their coveted GHC Tag Team Championships from those fools�the Manhattan Project!� El Tigre rises and stretches his back for a moment. He moves over to the clutter on the table and picks up a bowl of old noodles. He shakes off a roach and begins to eat some of it with his hands. �El Tigre!�, yells Mysterious X. �Why are you eating like an American wrestler? Do you not have any class?� El Tigre stops eating and looks at Mysterious X with a perplexed look. X signals for El Tigre to bring the bowl over to him. El Tigre does as he says but does not understand what he wants the bowl for. Mysterious X takes the bowl and opens the window. He extends the bowl out of the window and tips it upside down, letting the old noodles fall to the concrete below. �El Tigre, we are sophisticated wrestlers in an unsophisticated world! We must set the precedent. Besides, now that we are in the gfwa OMEGA, we will become rich and we will not have to live in this place anymore!�, says Mysterious X sarcastically. �Besides, Mexico is a better place to live! Ha ha ha ha!�, laughs El Tigre. �Do not mock my homeland!�, barks Mysterious X. �Japan is way more sophisticated than Mexico! The only time you�d catch me in Mexico is if I wanted a case of diarrhea! Ha ha ha ha!� El Tigre is upset with Mysterious X�s words and slaps him in the face. Then they start to brawl each other. X yells Japanese obscenities at El Tigre while El Tigre yells obscenities in Spanish. The struggle goes on for awhile as they trip over the couch and fall to the floor. Mysterious X laughs and rolls around on the floor and El Tigre does not understand. �Ha ha ha ha! Those gfwa OMEGA fools believe they can break up the Japanese Jalopies before we can even hit the fed! They will not succeed!�, exclaims Mysterious X. X helps El Tigre to his feet and the two laugh at gfwa OMEGA. They laugh at just how moronic their plan is. But the Japanese Jalopies are confident that they will give the European crowd what they want and win the GHC Tag Team Championship without any problems. The scene fades out as El Tigre and Mysterious X laugh like evil madmen who have just plotted to take over the world�better make that gfwa OMEGA! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha! 
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