Last time we caught Cody and Tomorrow Man they were not looking forward to their match with Payne and Sean Casey. After many pleas with Commissioner Butcher, he must have gave in, because when global TV came he decided to change the match to T2SF and Payne versus Ricky Green, Angelica Dawson, and Jiraiya. The fan favorites won the match and now we press onward to the pay-per-view.
With 2 Days of Hell rapidly approaching, everyone on the card is preparing to make this New Year�s one to remember. The contract signed by A Tendency 2 Start Fires and The Manhattan Project is null and void when the bell rings December 31st and with the GHC Tag Team Championship on the line, each will do everything in their power to obtain and keep those straps.
But before we even get to 2 Days of Hell, we must make a pit stop for one final global TV. This is where probably these two teams will try to slow each other down with the Pay-Per-View a few days away. Of course they can�t touch each other but there are alternate ways as shown by the use of the infamous tag team the Japanese Jalopies! For the past few weeks these two masked men have been attacking Cody, Tomorrow Man, Bronx, and Brooklyn. Their motivation is unknown and we are left to speculate that this is the only way these four men can beat the hell out of each other and they took it. But wouldn�t that disrupt the contract�s contents? Probably, and that�s why Commissioner Butcher believes that neither of these men would even dare put the Mysterious X and El Tigre masks on. To end this nonsense, The Butcher has made a Japanese Jalopies vs. Japanese Jalopies match to hopefully unmask these men once and for all.
-[ Christmas has come and gone and now business is back on. Cody and Tomorrow Man sit comfortably in their San Francisco home, taking it easy. Usually with an event such at 2 Days of Hell coming closer, the two would sit back and watch video clips of their opponents so that they know their technique and timing but they haven�t done that yet and don�t plan on it. Their relaxation is then broken by Cody ripping a nice stinky fart. ]-
Cody: Safety.
Tomorrow Man: What?
-[ Tomorrow Man takes a nice inhale to feel relaxed but he doesn�t feel relaxed at all. He makes this disgusted face and turns to Cody, who has an unusually large grin on his face. Tomorrow Man gets up from his seat and gets ready to smack Cody for the foul odor. ]-
Cody: Wait!
Tomorrow Man: No.
Cody: You can�t hit me. I called safety.
Tomorrow Man: What in the hell are you talking about?
Cody: I called safety after I farted. The rule is you can�t hit someone if they called safety after they rip one.
-[ Tomorrow Man sits down confused. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Oh yeah? When was this rule created?
Cody: That rule has been around since the beginning of time. You never heard of it?
Tomorrow Man: Um, no and that�s why I�m going to hit you anyway.
-[ Tomorrow Man gets back up and clenches a fist, ready to hit Cody for the odor which still permeates the room. ]-
Cody: Wait! You can�t hit me unless you call doorknob before I call safety. Those are the rules, so deal with it.
Tomorrow Man: Deal with this!
-[ Tomorrow Man gets a nice fist into Cody�s shoulder, sending him into intense pain. Cody knew Tomorrow Man was strong for his size but he never knew he was that strong. ]-
Cody: And a merry Christmas to you too!
Tomorrow Man: Check the calendar.
-[ Cody rubs his left shoulder to ease the pain and then the door bell rings. Cody and Tomorrow Man look at each other in surprise because the fart is still hovering in the room. ]-
Cody: Crap! Get the Lysol!
-[ Tomorrow Man runs into the kitchen and looks through a couple cupboards. ]-
Tomorrow Man: We don�t have any!
-[ Cody lifts one of the blinds in the window to see who�s at the door. Standing at the door patiently is The Butcher and Nikki. Cody takes a whiff of the air and notices it still smells. Tomorrow Man remains in the kitchen looking for something to over power the smell. ]-
Cody: Double crap!
Tomorrow Man: You crapped your pants?!
Cody: No! Damn, I wish we had a ceiling fan in this room!
-[ The Butcher rings the doorbell again and gives a small knock, knowing that his friends are home. Cody continues to panic and begins to wave his arms like a madman, trying to get rid of the smell. ]-
Cody: Damn fruit cake!
The Butcher: We know you�re in there!
Tomorrow Man: Coming!
-[ Tomorrow Man runs out of the kitchen and shrugs his shoulders at Cody, who continues to usher the fart away. Tomorrow Man then opens the door as Cody stops what he�s doing and hopes for the best. In walks The Butcher and Nikki with a few presents in hand. They quickly notice the smell from the fart that never goes away. ]-
Nikki: What is that smell?
Cody: Oh, um�it�s Tomorrow Man�s�new cologne. Yeah.
-[ Tomorrow Man gives Cody quick look and Cody shrugs his shoulders nervously. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Take a seat, guys. So what�s up?
-[ Cody starts waving his arms around as they turn their backs to take a seat. Nikki catches Cody waving his arms. ]-
Nikki: What in the hell has gotten into you, Cody?
Cody: It�s a dance thingy I�ve been learning. Watch.
-[ Cody starts to wave his arms and marches up and down like some monster on crack. ]-
Nikki: Keep practicing.
Tomorrow Man: That�s what I keep telling him.
The Butcher: God damn that cologne smells.
Cody: I know. That what I told, T-Man.
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man shoot each other looks. ]-
The Butcher: In any event, we got you guys some gifts.
Cody: Crap!
The Butcher & Nikki: What?!
Cody: My foot�it um�fell asleep. Yeah.
-[ Cody starts to shake his foot, pretending that his foot fell asleep. He then gives Tomorrow Man an �oops� look and he receives one back because they didn�t buy The Butcher or Nikki any gifts. Nikki hands Cody a gift and their hands slightly touch each other. Cody then begins to think about her. ]-
The Butcher: Open it and maybe you�re foot will wake up.
-[ Cody shakes the box carefully and then pulls off the red wrapping paper. Inside there is a fruit cake. Cody laughs and Tomorrow Man smacks his forehead with his right hand. Looks like Cody�s going to have more gas. ]-
The Butcher: We remembered you like that stuff, so we picked you up a box.
Cody: Thanks, guys.
-[ The Butcher then hands Tomorrow Man a gift. Tomorrow Man slowly opens it and reveals a GFWA Greatest Matches DVD box set. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Very cool.
The Butcher: Yeah, its got a couple of your matches. I watched it to make sure.
-[ The Butcher grins as Nikki hands Cody the last gift. ]-
Nikki: It�s for both of you.
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man rip off the wrapping paper together to reveal the new Japanese Jalopies action figures! ]-
Cody: Awesome.
Nikki: Yeah, the masks come off and your heads are underneath. I thought it was pretty cool.
-[ They all hug and Cody relishes the moment with Nikki. Then they all sit there silent. Nikki and The Butcher have �well, where�s our stuff?� expressions on their faces. Cody and Tomorrow Man laugh nervously. ]-
Cody: Well, we�re going to go get your presents, right, T-Man?
Tomorrow Man: Um, yeah. We�ll be right back.
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man get up and hurry out of the room together. ]-
The Butcher: What�s wrong with those two?
Nikki: I�m guessing they weren�t expecting to see us or something.
-[ Tomorrow Man closes the door behind him and starts to shake Cody frantically. ]-
Tomorrow Man: What are we going to do?! We didn�t buy them anything because they weren�t supposed to buy us anything! We�re screwed.
Cody: They gave me a fruit cake, man. We�ve got to find them something. Hurry and look!
-[ Tomorrow Man runs into his room to look for something to give them while Cody runs into the bathroom. Cody grabs some toilet paper and a bar of soap. Tomorrow Man opens his closet and shuffles through a few boxes. He doesn�t find anything of value so he grabs a tube with a rolled up T2SF poster in it. He then grabs a marker off his dresser and runs out the door to meet Cody in the hall. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Toilet paper and soap?! You can�t give them that! If anything, you need it! You still smell!
Cody: Shut up! What did you find?
Tomorrow Man: This poster. Lets sign it and give it to Butch.
-[ Tomorrow Man pulls the poster out and signs it with Cody. He then rolls it back up and places it back in the tube. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Find something for Nikki!
-[ They then run off to separate rooms in search of a gift. All the while, The Butcher and Nikki are listening to the shuffling and whispering in the living room. ]-
The Butcher: I bet you they didn�t get us anything.
Nikki: You think?
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man return to the hall to see what they came up with. Cody stands there with a pair of his boxers. ]-
Tomorrow Man: You can�t give those to her!
Cody: Yeah I can. Just give me that marker and I�ll sign them. She�ll love them and they�ll be worth money.
Tomorrow Man: I highly doubt it. They aren�t even clean!
Cody: That�s what will make them worth something.
Tomorrow Man: Disgusting.
Cody: Fine! What did you find her?
Tomorrow Man: My mother�s necklace.
Cody: You can�t give that to her! She won�t take it cause your mother is dead.
Tomorrow Man: True. Let�s look again.
-[ Cody runs to the kitchen while Tomorrow Man runs to the basement. The Butcher and Nikki look at each other. ]-
The Butcher: They�ve been gone for awhile.
Nikki: I�ll bet you they went out the back door and started to walk towards the mall.
The Butcher: You�re probably right.
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man return to the hall one last time to see what they�ve found. Cody has a pot, a 6-pack of beer, and a Hooters� calendar. Tomorrow Man shakes his head and Cody shrugs. ]-
Cody: Then what did you find?
-[ Tomorrow Man shows Cody a brand new camera. Cody is surprised. ]-
Cody: Where did you get that?
Tomorrow Man: It was last year�s gift you gave me. I never even used the thing. Nikki is a photographer, right?
Cody: Yeah, but you can�t give it to her.
Tomorrow Man: Why not?
Cody: Then you�ll be a re-wrapper.
Tomorrow Man: A what?
Cody: A re-wrapper. You�ll be just like the grinches Bronx and Brooklyn. They receive gifts, re-wrap the ones they don�t want and give them away.
Tomorrow Man: It�s a year old!
Cody: So? Besides, she�s a photographer. Wouldn�t you think she�d have her own camera?
Tomorrow Man: True, but do you see anything else we can give her?
Cody: My autographed underwear.
-[ Cody smiles. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Come on, let�s give them what we�ve got.
-[ Tomorrow Man leads Cody back to the living room where The Butcher and Nikki are waiting. They hide the �gifts� behind their backs so there is somewhat of a surprise. ]-
The Butcher: We thought you got lost in your own house.
Cody: We had to find your gifts�
-[ Tomorrow Man kicks Cody. ]-
Cody: �that we lost around here. We bought the gifts a while ago and we sort of, um, misplaced them. But we found them!
-[ The Butcher and Nikki aren�t believing the story and find this somewhat amusing. ]-
The Butcher: Well, what did you get us!
Cody: The wrapping paper fell off a few months back�
Nikki: That�s all right. What did you find�I mean buy us?
-[ Cody and Tomorrow Man bring the poster and camera into view. Cody hands the poster to Nikki, forgetting that it was for The Butcher. Tomorrow Man sighs and hands the camera to The Butcher. Nikki pulls out the poster and looks at it. ]-
The Butcher: A camera? Oh boy! Something I already have�I mean always wanted!
Nikki: Whoa! An autographed T2SF poster! This is so cool. Thanks, guys.
-[ They embrace but The Butcher remains out of the Kodak moment due to his disappointment in the camera. He goes to take a picture with the camera but it doesn�t work. He shakes the camera and tries again but it still doesn�t work. He gives up and they all go back to sit down. ]-
The Butcher: I see you guys did some recent Christmas shopping.
-[ The Butcher grins and Nikki kicks him in his shin like the loving girl that she is. Cody and Tomorrow Man laugh because their attempt of just handing out old things has easily failed. ]-
Tomorrow Man: Yeah, we thought you guys said no gifts. You obviously surprised us.
Nikki: Last minute shoppers!
Cody: Only for the ones we care about. For the ones we hate, we go shopping a littler earlier.
The Butcher: You guys suck!
-[ They all laugh. ]-
Nikki: So what did you get for the people you hate?
Tomorrow Man: Um, yeah. What did we get, Cody?
Cody: I wouldn�t want to ruin the surprise for Bronx and Brooklyn but they know what�s coming. I�ve got a Cody Kick headed their way�minus the wrapping paper. And when we walk out of 2 Days of Hell, their second present is going to be a swift kick in the ass by reality. If think they run this place then they�ve got another thing coming. A gift wrapped FireStarter, I say! Nice bow and all. And when it unwraps itself, the only thing they�re going to be running is the morphine machine at a hospital.
The Butcher: A morphine machine? Hmm, I never used one of those before.
Cody: Their time is up at the strike of midnight and there isn�t a damn thing they can do about it. They can go get their grandmas and grandpas to do their dirty work but in the end they�re going to have to answer to us. We built up the GFWA which in the end set up the gfwa OMEGA. Without us, they�d be bums working at some McDonald�s popping their pimples. Usually we have respect for our opponents but they don�t deserve any recognition from us. They�re paper champs living in a paper world. Who did they beat to get those GHC Tag Team Titles? Judicial Command. Who? They haven�t had a worthy opponent as of yet and whenever a possible opponent would arise, they�d take them out like they did to Max Danger. They�ve become so paranoid that they�ve reached a new low by taking out Denise Lopez. The only threat she is to them is possibly outsmarting them. Well, now they�ve met their last stand and the only girl they�re going to be kissing on New Year�s is a girl by the name of D-E-S-T-I-N-Y. They were destined to lose this match and get kicked off their high cloud. Think I�m wrong? Talk to me after 2 Days of Hell when we�re holding the gold for the 6th time. Then we�ll see who�s wrong.
-[ Cody finishes his rage of passion and zeal and looks at his friends who are visibly stunned with his words of confidence. They feel and understand his words but cannot comprehend how giving out old gifts turned to this. Cody looks at his friend�s blank faces and decides to break the silence. ]-
Cody: Anyone up for some fruit cake?
The Butcher: Sure�
-[ Nikki and Tomorrow Man nod their heads with The Butcher. The three leave the living room and follow Cody and the fruit cake to the kitchen. ]-
