| ~The Secret Orgy Agency~ |
| Hello future Orgy Secret Agents, Curious Guests and Onlookers, Welcome to the Platinum Synthetic unofficial Orgy fan club. I am searching for some stunningly kind people to join my Secret Orgy Agency. I decided to create a fantastic fan club because... I'm stuck in a small "outback" town in Australia, unfortunately the only things I can find out is about the weather. I'm still 1 of 2 people I've ever met that have heard of Orgy (prior to me telling them about the band.) I have a horrible time finding out release dates and well everything else. I didn't even know Vapor Transmission really existed until February 2001!! Are you going to say that I'm the only one that has these sorts of problems? So I'm looking for Orgy fans WORLDWIDE to join the Secret Orgy Agency to help spread the Orgy virus. Or atleast let fans know about things otherwise unknown due to their location. There are many ways you can join/help. #1 Let me send the information straight to you by joining up to recieve (atleast fortnightly, when nothing new has happened) editions of the Secret Orgy Agency Newsletter. JOIN HERE #2 You can submit Orgy information to the newsletter that you've heard about: rumours, where there is Orgy merchandise/albums available in a store, something Orgy relevent to a city are a town, etc. #3 You can submit Orgy information that is vitally important, exclusively (or not) to The Secret Orgy Agency. The sort of recent Orgy information that I'm in need of :Magazine articles, newspaper articles, TV, radio, internet news. :Recording updates. :Tours/Promos. :Side projects of any kind. :Anything that you may find important. You will stay anonymous to the information you send in the the newsletter unless you ask for your "identity" to be revealed. That's the reason why it has 'Secret' in the title. If you'd like to help me out and submit something or become a member of the "Secret Orgy Agency" please send me any information or questions you'd like to ask HERE. MEMBERS SO FAR: MISTRESS P.S.- The Secret Orgy Agency superior. Orgy Secret Australian Agent. LOS ANGEL- Secret Orgy Agency second in charge. GUCCI GIRL- Orgy Secret Agent. WICKED SWIMMIE- Orgy Secret Agent. 4 STRINGED ANGEL- Orgy Secret Agent. DIZZY SIREN- Orgy Secret UK Agent. MISERICORDIA- Orgy Secret Agent. SUNEAGLE- Orgy Secret Agent. ETHERIA- Orgy Secret Agent. HALEY VICIOUS- Orgy Secret Agent. EVA JUNIOR- Orgy Secret Agent, (Name subject to change) AMIRZMYBITCH- Orgy Secret Agent. POPSICLECANNIBAL6749- Orgy Secret Agent. *newest member* |
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