| Don't Mess With The Makeup (part 2) Written by Rikki. |
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| Orgy and Korn are on the Family Values Tour with each other - but all hell breaks loose when little David takes Jay's lip gloss. Jay: Oh fuck! Who was it this time?? Ryan: *To himself* Uh oh- I better go find David. ...Leaves room... Amir: Um..I'd follow Ry if I were you, Jay. ...Goes searching for Ryan... Bobby: Man, someone's gonna get it! -Korn's Dressing Room- Jay: Which fag took my lip gloss?! ...Jon and Head look at each other with weird expressions on their faces... Jay: Durst knows better, who did it? Jon: Dude youre crazy ...Leaves room... Head: I will have to agree, but you know David has seemed to develop a passion for makeup lately. Find him- probably find your lip gloss ...Head leaves the room... Jay: Grrr hes one stupid motherfucker Munky: oh my... ...Munky Leaves room... Fieldy: Well Jay you sure do know how to clear a room, Im out! Jay: Gah! - on the hunt for David and Ryan, since hes obviously trying to let Dave know whats up- Ryan: Dude, David, Jay is coming to find his lip gloss, What'd you do with it? David: Its right here Ry. ...Pulls lip gloss out of pocket... *Just then Jay turns the corner and sees his oh so shiny lip gloss...um shining* Jay: Dude!! What the hell do you think youre doing with that?? ...Dave and Ry look at eachother and decide its time to run... Ryan: Oh no ... go faster! Jay: Man! Get back here! You know Im going to catch up with you anyway! GAH! David: I think this is making things worse.. Jay hates to run , it makes him sweat and messes up his make up! Ryan:... youre right, yikes! ...They slowly stop and when Jay reaches them he is not a happy man... Ryan and David : +sheepishly+ were sorry jay Jay: What the fuck were you thinking?! First , I couldnt find my lip gloss. Second I had to run after you two dumbfucks!! And NOW I STILL DONT HAVE MY FUCKING LIP CLOSS! Give it to me now!!!! ...David takes the lip gloss from his pocket and hands it to Jay... Jay: That wasnt so hard, was it?? David: Im sorry. I just wanted to see the pretty pretty lip gloss. Its so shiny! Ryan: Um...am I in trouble? Jay *thinks hard*: What do you think?! You were runnning from me too! And you should have told me who had it in the first place! David: Oh no...Im definitely in trouble! ...Ry and Dave start crying and Jay just cant take it!... Jay: K, I wasnt gonna hurt you, but NOW... ...Grabs them and drags them to Orgy's dressing room. He strips them down to their boxers and ties them up. Puts crazy clown-like make up on them and takes LOTS of pictures!!!...(hehe black mail?) THE END!!!!!!! |