| Jay had found himself in a almost empty Shopping Mall. A woman walked past him, dragging her two children behind her. Jay started to walk around aimlessly. He noticed Christina Aguilera's version of Silent Night was being played over and over again. It destracted him and got him out of the Christmas spirit. He looked down at his hand and found a note. "Christmas presents for." Jay read. There was a long list of crossed off names. Except for Ryan, Paige and Amir. The next thing he knew, he was at the Orgy Christmas party. "Members only." The sign spoke. "I am a member." Jay replied. "That's good. Welcome." The sign replied. Jay walked in the door. "Which one's mine?" Amir asked Jay as he grabbed the bag Jay was carrying. Ryan came over and stuck his hand in the bag. "This one's yours." Ryan said as he passed the neatly wrapped present to Amir. "This is Paige's, this one's Ryan's and this one is Britney's." Amir said passing the presents around. "Who's Britney?" Jay asked. "Britney Spears, our drummer." Ryan replied. Jay looked towards the Christmas tree. Britney appeared. Jay shook his head and she turned into a rabbit. "Jay what have you done! You turned our drummer into a bunny." Ryan cried out and picked up the rabbit. "Don't worry Jay, see if your present will cheer you up." Paige said placing a bright pink wrapped present under Jay's nose. Jay opened the present. It was a Barbie doll dressed in the exact way Jay was. They even had the same hair cut and color. "It's Jay with hips and..." Amir said before being interupted. "It's dragqueen Jay!" Jay declared jumping excitedly around the room holding the doll. Ryan opened his present from Jay with one hand as he held the rabbit. "Jay you got me a Darth Vader costume." Ryan screamed in excitement as he dropped the rabbit. "Britney Bunny, come back here." Paige called out to the rabbit. Ryan left and got changed into his Darth Vader costume. He returned. "Come to the darkside, Luke." Ryan as Darth Vader said. Ryan fell to the floor laughing. "Call me Darth Ryan. This is so good. Thanks Jay." Darth Ryan said inbetween laughing fits. This is the present Darth Vader, I mean Ryan got you." Paige said holding out a box. Jay opened the box to discover a copy of Vapor Transmission. "It was in a clearance bin, I couldn't just leave it there." Darth Ryan said. "Alright, Thanks." Jay said. "you got me a Santa Suit! I've wanted one of these forever!!!" Paige exclaimed as he put the Santa Suit on over the top of his clothes. Jay passed him a bell. "Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas." Santa Paige said ringing the bell. "Here's your present Jay." Amir said passing Jay a envelope. Jay opened it and got out a picture. "A picture of a Transylvanian castle." Jay read from the back of the picture. "I thougth you'd like it." Amir replied. Amir opened his present from Jay. "A pink silicon filled bra. How did you know, have you been reading my mail?" Amir asked Jay as he took off his shirt and put the bra on. Then he put his shirt back on over the top. "They look realler than Britney's!" Darth Ryan said sitting on the floor. "Hoe, hoe, hoe!" Santa Paige said ringing the bell. "Oh, Jay, you got Britney a carrot." Amir said opening the last present. "Arghh, we lost Britney!" Darth Ryan said. Jay woke up suddenly. "It was all a dream." He said to himself. He looked at the clock. 4.23am, December 24. "Oh no, it's nearly Christmas." He said as he put his head under the covers. THE END! |
| ~Christmas Delusions~ by Platinum Synthetic. |
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