| Psycho Witch Territory by Platinum Synthetic. |
| "Dexta, that's stalking." Dexta's best friend and housemate, Kaden said. "How the fuck is it stalking? I'm just... peeping at the neighbours." Dexta replied laughing as she closed the curtain and sat down on the table. "Pass me the remote!" Kaden asked as she sat down on a chair behind Dexta. Dexta passed the remote and went back to the curtain and peered out. "So what are they doing?" Kaden asked as she flicked through the tv channels. "Being as sexy as ever." Dexta replied as she watched the two young men from over the street. Kaden got up and looked over Dexta's shoulder at them passing a football to each other. "Oh shit! I think they just saw us." Kaden whispered, blushing as she closed the curtain. "They did not." Dexta responded, opening the curtain again. "I could so eat that guy." Kaden said turning a deeper shade of red as she stared at the tall atheletic one. "I could eat them both, but they won't be of any use if they're being digested." Dexta said closing the curtain for the final time. She walked over to the computer and turned it on. "We should get those fliers finished." Kaden said. "That's what I was going to do." Dexta replied. Kaden stood behind Dexta watching her set up the program. "Kaden and Dexta's ghost removelists systems. Phone us anytime for a ghost free home this Halloween." Dexta read from the screen. "That sounds more lame that the last time." Kaden said disapproving the flier. "Well it's only attempt number 500." Dexta said exaggerating. "Why don't we just walk around to everyone instead." Kaden responded casually. "And let them slam their doors in our faces." Dexta said sarcastically. "No, just introduce ourselves to them first and then talk to them about our sort of stuff." Kaden said as she retied her boots. "Yeah, our sort of stuff." Dexta said with a glisten in her eyes. The left the house ready to annoy their unsuspecting neighbours. "Hey Paige, did you know that they're witches?" The taller mroe athletic one said as he saw Kaden and Dexta walk up the street. "Jay, you think every black haired chick is a witch." Paige said, rolling his eyes. "But I've got proof this time." Jay said as he walked up closer to his friend. "What proof?" Paige whispered to Jay. "Remember the party we went to last weekend?" Jay asked. "No, not really." Paige replied honestly. 'Well anyway this guy was telling me he has been in their house and he saw crystal balls, black candles, skulls, bottles of blood and other weird shit." Jay said seriously. "Wouldn't that make them satanic, not witches?" Paige asked. "Possibly." Jay replied. "You're fucking crazy." Paige said shaking his head and smiling. "You are." Jay sain laughing as he threw the football at Paige's head. Paige ducked to avoid the flying missile. "I think I can hear Ryan's car." Paige whispered. "But it's only 3 p.m. he shouldn't be out of bed yet." Jay said laughing. "See, I told you!" Paige said pointing to a speeding white car. The car pulled up in the driveway. The passenger got out and slammed the door shut. "What's wrong with Bobby?" Jay whispered to Paige. "You're a fucking maniac and one day you WILL hit something and you'll end up more fucked up then you are already are!" Bobby yelled at Ryan. Bobby stamped his way past Jay and Paige, towards the front door. "What happened?' Jay asked Bobby as he ran up behind him. "He thought it would be funny if he ran over animals. He's just disgusting!" Bobby said angrily as he sated at Ryan as he cleaned out his car. "Did he hit anything?" Jay asked sympathetically. "No but he did get close." Bobby said pouting. Paige came up behind Bobby and stuck his arm around Bobby's neck. "Why don't us three walk up to Amir's house and make him buy us some alcohol." Paige suggested. "Will Ryan be alright for 20 minutes. He could have the house burnt down in that time." Bobby said as he saw Ryan trip over a tire on the car. "Insurance will cover it. Let's go before he notices." Paige said slowly walking away. They walked up the street towards Amir's house, leaving Ryan to tend to his car. "See those girls there?" Jay said pointing to Kaden and Dexta as the spoke to a middle aged woman holding a baby. "Yeah." Bobby replied. "They're satanic witches." Paige said sarcastically. "Really?" Bobby asked curiously trying not to laugh. "Yes, coz Jay said so." Paige replied laughing. "Shut up. I was telling him, not you." Jay said pretending to strangle Paige. The three of them started to laugh. "How do you know that guy meant those girls anyway?" Paige asked. "Intuition." Jay responded sharply. "Isn't that something only women have?" Bobby asked. "No that's menstuation." Jay said jokingly as he ran ahead of Bobby and Paige. Meanwhile at Jay and Paige's house. Ryan had invited himself in and noticing no one was inside, he locked the doors. "That'll teach them, leaving me behind." Ryan said outloud to himself. He sat down on the lounge and turned the tv on. "I wonder if they have any food." Ryan said as he walked into the kitchen. He opened the fridge door. "None of this is food!" He exclaimed as he pushed some sort of organic matter out of his way. "Thank you." He said as he grabbed the only recognisable item in the fridge, a can of beer. He sat back down on the lounge, opened the beer can and watched a cooking show spoken in Spanish. Then there was a knock at the door. Continue... |
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