| The Orgy Superheroes. by Mistress Platinum Synthetic. |
| The Orgy Superheroes had almost suceeded in destroying Marilyn Manson and his Mansonites hopes for world domination. There was only one problem left, both bands were recording new albums. "Our last album failed and it's all your fault." King Manson said as he tightened his grip on a Mansonites leash. The Mansonite tried to speak. "What did you say?" King Manson said as he let the leash go. "You could steal some other bands sound." The Mansonite said loosening his collar. "What band do you sugest we do that to?" King Manson spat back. "Orgy." A voice said from behind. "Twiggy, how many times have I told you, that I have to come up with all the ideas not you." King Manson said as he sat down on his throne. He treced his fingers along the outline of a silver snake that had rubies for eyes which was used as his walking stick. "I think we should steal the Orgy sound." King Manson declared. "Yes, Master." Twiggy said praising King Manson. "Ive got a plan." King Manson said with a devilish twinkle to his eye. Meanwhile on the other side of the city in Orgy's third storey apartment. "A friend of mine suggested to me that I should ask what the rest of you guys would think about making the band sound more... angry." Jay 'the mic cord maniac' said as he hid behind a door. "Good idea." Bobby 'the vampire slayer' said. "I agree." Paige 'the eyeliner master' replied. "Yep." Amir 'the g-synth wizard' replied. "It's about fucking time, I've been hinting that for ages. Don't you check your voice mail?" Ryan 'the beer man' said. "It's too technical, the voice mail thing." Jay replied looking at his cell as he walked out from behind the door. "By any chance is your friend, you?" Paige asked Jay. "Maybe." Jay replied blushing. "Oh shit, my beepers gone off. There's a vamp at the cemetary, I'll be back later." Bobby said as he grabbed his sharpened drum sticks and jumped out the window. "I better go after him, he may need my help." Jay said leaving through the door with a mic cord dragging along the ground behind him. "I want a beer!" Ryan demanded as he held out his hand. A beer appeared in his hand. "Thank you!" Ryan said pleased that his powers worked. Later on that night. "Where's Bobby and Jay? They should be back by now." Amir said anciously. "I'll wait here with Ryan and you can go check the cemetary." Paige said cowardly. "OK. I'll come back in 20 minutes with our without them." Amir said as he put a g-synth into his backpack. "Here take this." Paige said as he threw a mini blue g-synth to Amir. "Thanks." Amir said as he put it in his pocket. Amir left and slammed the door behind him. "Ryan, put your clothes back on!" Paige said noticing Ryan was naked except for a tie around his head. "I-I-I can't." Ryan slurred as he pointed towards the window. Paige walked over th the window and saw Ryan's clothes on the side walk. "Well I'll just have to go down and get them." Paige said walking towards the door. As he walked out the buildings entrance he felt someone watching him. He walked towards the pile of clothes, then a cold hand covered his mouth and nose. The next thing he knew was that he was looked in a dungeon. "We have disarmed you, don't try to attack us." A booming voice said from a speaker on the wall. Paige checked his clothes, shoes and hair for any of his eyelining products. They were all gone. "What do you want?" Paige called out as he tried to take off the steel choker from around his neck. "To see what your insides look like!" The booming voice replied. Paige started to walk towards the speaker but got pulled back by the chain. "That's from Scream. Get your own line." Paige said laughing. "All right! You're our prisoner and we want the rest of Orgy here to save you so we can steal your powers." The voice said without the booming sound. "My powers?" Paige asked. "Yes, your powers and the rest of your bands powers too!" The voice replied booming again. "Twiggy is that you?" Paige asked. "Yes. NO! I mean no." The voice replied getting louder. "There's no need to shout." Paige pleaded. "Where are they?" Another louder voice said. "I'm sorry Master." The first voice grovelled. "I wonder where they are?" Paige said to himself. "Where's Paige and why is Ryan naked?" Jay asked, seeing Ryan naked and passed out on the floor. "There's a note attached to the door." Bobby said pulling a piece of paper from the door. Jay snatched the note. "Do you want to loose weight? You can loose up to half your body weight in six months." Jay said reading the note. "So Paige saw Ryan naked and thought he was fat, so he ran away to loose weight?" Amir said puzzled. Jay looked out the window. "I found Ryan's clothes." Jay said. "Maybe there will be some clues down there." Bobby said. "Ok, lets go." Amir responded as he opened the door. They walked towards the pile of Ryan's clothes. "There's a prosthetic leg and a pentagram."Bobby said pointing to the objects. "Marilyn Manson!" All three of them said at once. Jay picked up Ryan's clothes and Amir and Bobby picked up the pentagram and the prosthetic leg. "We better wake Ryan up and ask him what happened." Amir said as he looked around for Mansonites. "Lets hurry!" Jay said running into the doorway of the building. |
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