| Setting: The orgy boys have just finished their Family Values show for the night and are about to go out with the dudes from Korn. Jay: Hey!! Anyone seen my white eyeliner?? Ryan: No, Jay, We haven't. Everyone knows not to touch your makeup! Jay *to himself*: Where could it be?! ...Jon Davis walks in... Jon: Hey guys! You ready yet? Paige: Jay can't find his eyeliner. Jon: OOh no... Bobby: Um...Jay, I think I saw Fred run in here earlier and grab something. Jay: *GASP* ...Runs out of the room... Amir: Uh oh...you dont think he would...oh no...that was a stupid thing to do! ...Everyone nods in agreement and impatiently wait for Jay's return... ...Jay is stalking through the venue looking for Fred when he sees him run by laughing... Jay: Oh no he didn't! Fred (yelling over his shoulder): HEHE! Catch me if you can Jay! Muahahaha! Jay: Get your ass back here, bitch! ...Durst realizes that Jay really is pissed and starts to run for his life...But Jay's long legs and amazing athleticism catch up to him quickly... Fred: Oh shit! ...Jay grabs Fred's shirt, picking him up... Jay: Dude! That is so not cool! Fred: Please don't hurt me! Jay (very irritated): Where's the eyeliner, Fred?!?! ...Fred pulls the white makeup from his pocket and shows it to Jay, who snatches it quickly and then throws Fred on the floor... Fred: ...ow...Oh yea...I'm alright....dont worry 'bout me....ow... Jay: Dumbass! Don't touch the makeup!! Fred (terrified): Are you gonna hurt me?! Jay: *evil grin* Hmm...No I have a better idea... ...Jay takes Fred to orgy's tour bus and gets out his makeup kit... Fred: Oh no! Man just hurt me! NOT THE MAKEUP!!! ~How the story Ends~ Jon, Head, and Munky tie Fred to a chair and the boys of orgy give him an awesome makeover! The next day Jay buys a lock for his makeup kit...And Fred locked himself in the bathroom, washing his face repeatedly. He NEVER touched Jay's or anyone else's makeup again....tehehe...lesson learned...don't mess with the makeup!...THE END! |
| Don't Mess With The Make Up part 1 by Rikki |
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