| "How come Bobby has all the steaks?" |
| FIG, the Mix-master of life. "Tell me your problems and I'll pour ya a drink" |
| "I really did have a hole-in-one, but it bounced out!" |
| A pregnant Johnny-O discussing the finer points of golf |
| PRO TIP OF THE DAY Do not aim for the trees |
| "Uh-huh, sure!" |