| Aran Islands | ||||||||||||||||
| Ok stoney is da 1 wit da pics arrivin soon so it'll bak up da report as i know it | ||||||||||||||||
| Day One | ||||||||||||||||
| Wat da hell its 10 in da mornin. 'Ok Danny time to pack 4 da island' I said to myself. So tent, sleepin bag and all other neccesary items are bundled into a bag ready 4 da weekend o fun ahead. "OH shit ring Mark" I say. So I ring da biach and we agree dat to meet in Sligo bus station at 12 would give us enough time to get to Galway hav a few pints, and b on time 4 da ferry. But no Bus Eireann dont always work da way u want them to. So stuck in Sligo till 3 wat do we do. Hit MJ Carrs pub. Sweet. So after a few its on da bus to Galway. Consultin wit stone and jimi its soon realised that catchin da ferry is an imposibility. So hey myself an mark get 2 stay in Galway 4 da night, not too bad. So anyhow we land in Galway and after bumpin into a few strange characters we leave da station in search of a hostel after buyin our INISH MOR tickets. So here we were in Galway lookin 4 some were to stay but hostel after hostel kept refusin us. We even called for some old lady that takes ppl that are stuck at last notice but 2 no availe we started contemplating settin up da tent in Eyre Square for the night. Oh ya and Salthill too. But after a whileI got pissed off and tryed a hotel. No chance. Then we flukely found the Celtic hostel. god bless it. We got to dump the tent and other accesories there and we headed 4 a pub crawl of Galway. A sweet town to party in. L8r after many a Guiness we arrived bak at the celtic hostel to a room full o hot women, Wehey but we had too much drink to notice it. | ||||||||||||||||
| Day Two | ||||||||||||||||
| So with our tickets in my wallet we got up in a room full of these sexy ladys and accepted we had to leave them. So across the road we went to da bus station. in da blarin heat we waited 4 da ride which eventually came. So wehey we are finally on da way to da islands. As we hit the ferry depo I get paranoid. 'Are the lads on INIS MOR or INIS MEAIN. So i call stone. "YA WAT ISLAND U ON" wit the reply o INIS MEAIN i decided taht changin da tickets would b no problem. ANd wehey it wasnt. So as we finaly arrive On THE ISLAND stoney and jimi meet us. Wat'd we do. HIt da pub o course. a few pints l8r we decide its time to set up camp. so a short walk DOWNHILL we find da beach. Up goes jimi's and my tent and all is well. Well after usein da wall to keep da pegs in. So wat better to do while we are on da beach but to luy in da sun. so once we were all crisp except 4 jimi who 'doesn't burn', we decide to hit da pub again. So on out 13th pint jimi and stoney arive in da pub and i decide to get a Nagan o powers and go bak 2 da tent 4 some langerin b4 da big disco that night So after a few games o cards in da tent and wit all da whisky gone we decide to go bak 2 our pub or the disco as it now was. Wit all cathys friends der and shit loads o other women wit jus jimi stoney mark and myself it was v close to what heaven is like. the first girl i start chattin to starts goin on lik she hadn't any sex in years so it was soo easy. Da dj played 3 different cd's all night but hey it was 1 o da best discos ive ever been at. To top it all off the two nights i planned sleepin the tent and i didnt sleep der at all . AH well thats life |
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| Day Three | ||||||||||||||||
| I wake. look to my right at the horror that was the previous night. K walk slowly away and say "DIA" to any1 u c. so at lik 10 in da mornin der is me walkin from 1 end o the island to the lads on the other end. Goin wakin them to get brekfast on is gonna b deadly. But hey as I get near the campsite I get the smell o bacon and sausage in da wind Da fukers were already up eatin my brekfast presumin i had some. But girl x's BAN AN TI wouldnt give me and food so I had to rely on that fry up. Luckly there was some food left and i was pleased. After the tents were packed and we were ready to go we decided a few pints o tap water in da pub would kik ass so thats excatly where we went. after a bit o lunch there we walkd to da docks 4 our ferry. We had to wait a while but it eventuaally came and We were soon SAILIN AWAY. What a mad weekend it was and one that'll b repeated nxt year so watch this space |
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