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| robsoned: So, you like cats then? |
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| blackcat19852000: yeah |
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| robsoned: Have you got a Cat Carrier (TM)? |
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| blackcat19852000: no, i use the lady's next door....... |
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| robsoned: She's got one? Does the cat like it? |
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| blackcat19852000: who's cat, mine u mean?? |
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| robsoned: Whichever cat you use the lady next door's Cat Carrier (TM) on. |
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| blackcat19852000: i've only got 1 cat, and she's half-wild........i don't think any wild creature would like 2 be closed in..... |
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| blackcat19852000: how did u find me anyway??? |
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| robsoned: Well, the beauty of the Cat Carrier (TM) is that it provides secure feline portability without the claustrophobia induced by the traditional box-style carriers. |
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| blackcat19852000: k, how did u find me??? |
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| robsoned: I'm the marketing director for Tabby Tote Ltd. I'm scouring the internet for cat-lovers so I can tell them about my wonderful new product. Are you interested? |
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| robsoned: Have you had a look at it? |
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| blackcat19852000: well...........i'm not sure 2 be honest.......my cat rarely goes 2 the vet....... |
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| blackcat19852000: i mean, she's very timid anyway, even if u have her in the room and u shut the door she started screaming........and we have big rooms...... |
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| robsoned: It's not only useful for trips to the vet. Hell no! The Cat Carrier (TM) is also great for carrying your four-legged friend around in the office, on vacation, on a boat, or anywhere that you need feline company but are concerned about your furry chum's safety. |
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| blackcat19852000: sorry darl, she rarely comes into the house, nevermind anywhere else........belive me........ |
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| robsoned: Well there you go! She's a prime candidate for my product. With the Cat Carrier (TM), you could open up a whole new world to little Tiddles. You could take her to the library, on a canal-boat holiday, or even to a steam-train exhibition. Do your cat a favour, and stop denying her the literary and locomotive treats you know she deserves. |
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| blackcat19852000: look, i'm sure that u mean well and i hope that u get success with this........but i know alot about animals (esp. cats) and she will not go anywhere...........u wouldn't take a fox on holiday now would u?? coz it's wild......... |
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| robsoned: The Cat Carrier (TM) is also great for recto-feline stimulation, thanks to its patented revolving Orgasmo-Spear. BUT WAIT! That's not all. Buy a Cat Carrier (TM) before the end of January and we'll throw in six, yes SIX free hedgehog restraints. |
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| robsoned: And the famous Solar-Powered Whelk Oscillating Wizard. You'll wonder how you ever managed without one! |
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| robsoned: How can you walk away from such CRAZY OFFERS? |
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| robsoned: Hmmmm...... foxes....... |
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