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| I noticed a girl called 'AceGirl_2Tall' on the Yahoo! pages and had the following conversation: |
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View her profile here |
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| plappyflugilips: So how tall are you then, Ms 2Tall? |
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| acegirl_2tall: only 5`8 |
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| plappyflugilips: That's not too tall at all. 6'8, now that's too tall. Especially if you're a jockey. |
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| acegirl_2tall: are u 6`8? |
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| plappyflugilips: Yeah. My horse gets a really bad back. I'm twenty eight stone y'see. |
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| acegirl_2tall: yeah thats tall |
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| plappyflugilips: Naaah, my dad's 9'6. Now that's tall. |
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| acegirl_2tall: gosh |
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| plappyflugilips: Yeah, we have a specially adapted house with no ceilings. He wears clever shoes though that make him about 6'. |
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| acegirl_2tall: gosh |
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| plappyflugilips: You're not having any of this are you? |
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| acegirl_2tall: huh? |
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| plappyflugilips: I'm not fooling you at all? |
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| acegirl_2tall: nu uh? |
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| plappyflugilips: I'm kidding you see. I'm actually a circus dwarf. I'm 2 foot 3 inches and a third. I love the internet because I can pretend to be a giant. You know what I mean? What's your real name then? |
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| acegirl_2tall: uh huh, shannon yours? |
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| plappyflugilips: Guiseppe Verdi. You like, huh? Is Italian. I writa da music. You may have heard of me. |
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| acegirl_2tall: cool |
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| plappyflugilips: I've just seen your pic. Are those real guns on your mantlepiece? |
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| acegirl_2tall: yeah but thats not my mantle thats my uncles |
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| plappyflugilips: He likes guns I take it? I make guns for a living. |
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| acegirl_2tall: yeah |
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| plappyflugilips: Has he ever shot anyone? Shooting folks is kinda frowned upon where I come from. |
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| acegirl_2tall: he doesnt shoot people he hunts animals |
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| plappyflugilips: Aaaaaah. Quite right too, little b*stards running around all over the place. I'm a vet you know. All animals are better off dead. Kill the lot of 'em that's what I say. KILL KILL KILL. |
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| acegirl_2tall: yeah |
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| plappyflugilips: AAAAAAAH! The thrill of the hunt, the smell of cordite, napalm and gunpowder, the taste of blood in the air. Did I tell you I'm a marine? Murdering things is fantastic isn't it eh? ISN'T IT? EH? |
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| acegirl_2tall: he got a deer last week |
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| plappyflugilips: GOOD MAN. Dangerous animals those deer, especialy the muslim ones, with machetes. Tell him to watch out for the foxes though, we have terrible trouble with them here in the UK. They've learned how to make bombs you know? Did I tell you I was in the Crimean War? |
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| acegirl_2tall: really? |
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| plappyflugilips: Oh yes, it was fantastic. Fought with Oliver Cromwell too. And Ulysses. |
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| acegirl_2tall: oh uh? |
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| plappyflugilips: Wanna see a pic of me? |
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| acegirl_2tall: yeah, cool |
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| At this point I sent the following picture... |
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...and I heard no more. |
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