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Get A Job!!! |
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You have no sense of humour! Oh my God! You probably thought the test wasn't funny. Maybe even a waste of time, and it was because you know that in your heart of hearts that pranking is not funny, just mean! Well i don't have time for your sort. I just thought I'd add a few tasteless facts about your life below! |
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IQ: 150 + |
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Childhood: You were beaten up or bullied by your parents, so you seeked safety in your pile of school books, only to get bullied at school. You became more and more of a recluse and maybe do crazy things like worship God in your desperate search for answers. |
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Teenage Years: Your peers at school ran from you like the plague (unless homework was due), and the girlies laughed at your face. So to escape this shame you buried your head further into your books and/or attempt suicide. In the end you leave education with a university degree, 4 A-Levels and 9-15 GCSE's at A*! |
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Adult Life When Unsuccesful:
While at univsersity you try to become "trendy" and turn to drugs and rock 'n' roll. Giving up on the same sex you become a serial rapist and get put into jail where they 'Really' like a pretty boy like you! (Or if your a girl then the dykes bash your head in)
REMEMBER DON'T DROP THE SOAP |
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Adult Life When Succesful:
You own your own multi-million pound business, are in the top hundred filthy rich entreprenuers and feature in the top hundred boring people! You have a plastic wife, 2 kids and a dog called spot. You own a white picket fence and gain immortality by investing your money into a genome project. |
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Take More Plankytests |
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