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Hurt And Virtue |
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Hey crazy guy! You think your a bit of a maverick... well you are. Your highly offensive material rules, slapstick, black humor, you've got the lot! Your virtue comes from hurting the people, they don't minda as long as its fun. If you came higher in the point brackets, maybe you should tone it don't little! |
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IQ: 100 - 160 |
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Childhood: You have some deep withheld trauma from when you were a kid. It has something to do with a plunger and your dog Rover. However this trauma is unleashed by your sick abuse of comedy |
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Teenage Years: You are heavily popular, very funny, had all the women at your feet, but they were not screaming in the bedroom, so you rearely laid the same woman twice! (If you are a girl the same facts applies as my research shows that 89% of all dykes got this as their answer*) |
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Successful Life:
You come out as gay and become a stand up comedian of mass heights. Your gay partner is a guy named Jules, who was a postitute in Soho. You both catch aids and die, but you are remembered for 200 years after your death, so in essence you cheat death (Jules is forgotten though) |
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Unsuccessful Life:
You don't come out as gay and become a half sucessful comedian, have a minging wife and 1/2 a deranged kid. You drink heavily, get depressed, attempt suicide. If you fail this you raise funds for your new drug habit and rename yourself Jules <See Successful Life> |
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Go To April Fools test |
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Take More Plankytests |
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* All facts come from the fake company |
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