I have been really busy lately, so not so much writing going on. I�m not sorry though, because I need the money. I am buying the domain for PlanetZilla.com, so soon there will be no more fraternization with the Geocities Trash. No pop up ads or sharing my planet�s name with an inferior galaxy. Hooray!
So I was thinking today, I�ve never really dated any blowjob junkies so I�ve never got a large amount of practice in this area. I am going to visit my boyfriend next week and I am about 99% sure he enjoys the BJ�s very much. I�ve been thinking about developing and refining my talents. I hear about things like Candy BJ�s; this involves Altoids or PopRocks and is supposed to create lovely effects. However, PopRocks hurt my mouth, so it can�t possibly feel good on a penis in my nonprofessional opinion. The Altoids are a bit more intriguing and realistic-sounding. But wait, do I suck the Altoid first? Or do I pop it in when I begin hoovering? Wouldn�t the little mint be competing for cock-space in my mouth? Have you ever heard of the word �hoovering� for a blowjob or did my friend just make that up? Does cum really have chlorine in it? If not, why does it taste like bleach? Is all this too vulgar to put in my journal? Will everyone think I�m slutty? Do I really care what you people think?
Today was my mother�s birthday. We all ate too much and I contemplated taking a shower so I could throw up cake afterwards. I decided to just be fat and deal with it today. There is always juice fasting for dealing with incidents like these. Juice fasting seems to be my answer to everything. Juice cures all that ails you fat people out there. Especially orange juice.
