| WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN WIN WIN-WIN WIN WIN, WIN!!!!!!! |
| WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN WIN WIN-WIN WIN WIN, WIN!!!!!!! |
| BE AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE WITH THE SMALL CARD-LIKE CARD THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT OF YOUR COPY OF EMPIRE/Q/COSMOPOLITAN/AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER AS YOU INNOCENTLY PICKED IT UP OFF THE SHELF!!!!!!! |
| It's SO EASY to play, and now you have three, that's THREE (or, numerically, 3) chances to win,win,win, win win win-win win win, win!!!!!!! |
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| "I'M A PROFESSIONAL MODEL AND IT'S PROBABLY MORE THAN LIKELY I'D HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU WERE A MILLIONAIRE. SO PLAY TODAY!" |
| WIN A �25,000 JACKPOT! SEE, WE EVEN USED A COMMA, WE'RE PROFESSIONALS! |
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| Simply scratch off your 'official' 'game panels' to the right! If you match two (2) identical symbols (coffee mugs, for example) then you've won a chance to scratch off the 'official' 'winner's panel' at the bottom of the card! Don't delay, scratch (the card) today!!!!! |
| WIN A HOLIDAY! WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE, LOVE? |
| To win a wonderful holiday to the destination of OUR choice, AND all the travel vouchers our company will let us give away, all you have to do is tell us what features in the picture to the left - do so correctly and you get to scratch off the 'official' 'winner's panel'! It's that worryingly easy! If you get stuck, there's a clue beneath the picture! Good luck!!!!! |
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| IT'S THE NON-SEXUAL 'BIG ONE'! WIN A COOL �ONE1MILLION POUNDS!!!!!! |
| Uh-oh, have we gone CRAZY?!? We could have, for all you know, what with equal opportunities at work and such-like. Yep, we're giving away ONE MILLION POUNDS!!! Just scratch off the panel to the right with your favourite fingernail or coin, and if you reveal the word YES, then scratch off the 'official' 'winner's panel' below! Remember, it must be the word 'YES'. |
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| EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T WON, JUST SCRATCH OFF THE 'OFFICIAL' 'WINNER'S PANEL' BELOW ANYWAY |
| CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE DEFINITELY WON ONE OF OUR MORE INEFFECTUAL PRIZES! TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE AND HOW TO CLAIM IT, JUST CALL 0906 555 555 normal terms and conditions apply* |
| TERMS AND CONDITIONS: 1.Closing date 31/04/95. 2.Calls cost �150 min, �151 max. 3.Participants must be 18. 4.Length of call will be no more than 4hours 22mins. 5.A purchase is DEFINITELY necessary, what are you, dumb? We have to make money somehow, we look after our own, do you? Just watch your back, that's all we're saying. (C) PLANET MORON PRODUCTIONS 2003 |