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| WOODSEY |
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| Woodsey - a suitable case for treatment. Since becoming co-owner of PLANET MORON, he's foiled sixteen bank robberies using only his left ear, and accepted countless bribes from nefarious right-wing politicians hell-bent on accelerating apocalypse. |
| "I'm gonna knock down your house and build a freeway." |
| "Military resistance in the face of impending agricultural famine? No thanks." |
| "Their people are dying. Mine aren't. I win." |