| WHOA! |
| IT'S THE MEGA-HIP |
| INTERNET CYBER CAFE! |
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| ULTRA-TRENDY |
| MAUD: Come on, Edith! This mega-hip, ultra-trendy internet cyber cafe will be great! We'll learn all about technology gubbins for the 21st Century and probably enrich our lives and social techniques as well! EDITH: Oh, alright, you mad old woman, you. I'd love to have better conversations, and, er... stuff like that an' all. |
| MAUD: Hey, now we're here, let's go into an internet chat room. It's bound to be full of happy, articulate people with which we can converse! EDITH: Bweh? MAUD: Let's see... I'll just log on as Maudandedith... |
| maudandedith: LO? NE1 OUT THERE??????? maudandedith: NE1??????? maudandedith: LK, COME ON, IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR :( pervert5623: LO LO LO lovely LADIES maudandedith: OOO HI Mr 5623, what can we do 4 you? pervert5623: i want you, lovely ladies pervert5623: lo?? maudandedith: WANT US? 4 WHAT? pervert5623: How old RU? pervert5623: + wot RU weasing? maudandedith: combined, we're 138 pervert5623: I meant wearing soz maudandedith: edith's wearing sandals pervert5623: RU sure? pervert5623: PHHHWWWOOOAAAR maudandedith: Y, I'm sure. I THINK THEIR RED maudandedith: wot? pervert5623: I want u naive26: Hello, does anyone here have an X-Box? maudandedith: wot the hell? naive26: My name is Samuel Thomas Bridgestoke, I live at 36 West Street, Chester and I would like to swop cheats. pervert5623: IL have U as well HUH HUH HUH naive26: Hello? pervert5623: How tall RU NKD? maudandedith: We R having a prvt conversstion, gdt lost naive26: I am logging off now, bye. naive26: I think you mean 'get lost'. Bye. pervert5623: NOW WHERE WERE WE? NKD + IN JAM? maudandedith: I dnt think so!!! LOL pervert5623: How about some ;) ;) ? maudandedith: WE ALREADY HAVE ENUFF PUNCTUATION AT HOME THANK U pervert5623: ooohhhh I want ur bodies nxt to mine maudandedith: saucy bygger maudandedith: bugger pervert5623: LO? pervert5623: WOW UR up 4 it!! maudandedith: we have to go now maudandedith: bye pervert5623: i want u lovely ladies pervert5623: NO! DNT GO! I NEED U! pervert5623: CME BCK! pervert5623: i WILL hunt u down + find u END... |
| MAUD: U SEE EDITH? IT CN B FUN! :) EDITH: Excuse me? MAUD: OI!!!!! WAITER!!! WAITER: YES lovely ladies hi MAUD: F U N E X? WAITER: S V F X! MAUD: Well I h8 X! FAQ OFF! WAITER: AAAARRRGGGHHHH MI FCKING LEG ALL: LOL EDITH: Bweh? |