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"It's the funniest British website since 'The Full Monty!'"
                                     - The Generic Review Station

"PLANET MORON is merely agreeable."
                                     - Jonathan Ross

"Either it's the greatest website ever, or I'm lying."
                                     - Compulsive Gamblers Online

"Mr. Ross has made it clear that he wishes his name be removed from ("PLANET MORON" - Ed). His position is as stated above and if you do not do so within 28 days, we will consider taking legal action."
                                     - Jonathan Ross

"Less chat, more blood."
                                     - The Abbatoir Gazette

"6:11 exactly. Beep. Beep. Beeeep."
                                     - The Speaking Clock

"PLANET MORON is exactly the kind of tawdry, forgettable rubbish that is currently the trend in modern Britain. It would be almost cult if it weren't so deplorably written, crudely performed and pathetically presented."
                                     - Halliwell's Film and Website Guide 2002

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                                     - Mogwai

"What we have here is a website that doesn't know when to stop, and considering the fairly random nature of its updates, doesn't know when to start, either."
                                     - Zynikal Revyoos

"Fan-bloody-tastic. And I'm another Woodsey, by the way."
                                     - Woodsey

                                    SO KEEP WATCHING!