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| HI! Welcome to 'THE THINGS KIDS SAY', where we'll be giving away a fabby �10 gift voucher to the person who writes in with the silliest, strangest, weirdest and wackiest thing they've heard a kid say! Without further ado, let's see who's written in today! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 'My grandson came into the kitchen after playing a game of football with his grandad, who had recently been released, and said proudly: "I've hurt myself. Have you any cauliflower lotion?" That's right, he said 'cauliflower' instead of 'calamine'! Do I win?' MRS. T. PRENDY, HAMPSHIRE (�10 winner!) |
| 'My five-year-old son recently surprised me by visiting the hospital where I work. He told me that I should cauterise a patient's wound by administering a tourniquet to their arm, but when he tried to demonstrate, he actually put it on under the wound, when of course, you should place it over the wound to stem the blood flow! Can you believe that? He's five! He should know better!' MRS. G. BLOCKER, CUMBRIA |
| 'My daughter recently said 'panel' instead of 'flannel'. Please make fun of her stupidity.' MRS. E. BASHRUFF, LONDON |
| WOW! 'THE THINGS KIDS SAY'! If you would like to show up your child in the national press with some mistake they've made, as if you expect infants should know everything straight away, and then in ten years time you can show them the old, yellowed cutting which you've kept in a box since the day it was printed and then humiliate them, perhaps in front of the boy or girl they've fancied so long and taken back to your house, hoping that you wouldn't embarrass them or something, then why not write in? Do it. DO IT NOW. |