| A STUDENT-TASTIC DAY!!!! |
| 12:00 Hello! I'm Fred The Student - it's midday and I've only just gotten up! Ha ha ha ha! I missed one of my lectures today, but I don't care. I've gotta MASSIVE hangover - drunk looaadddssss of snakebite and black last night. Had an absoloutly MEGA time. Excellent!!!! 13:00 I've just had a shower - I'm SO hungover. I've now missed two of my lectures, but I don't care. University's for having fun!!!! And I had loooaaaaaddssss of that last night!!!! The shower just reminded me - we were walking back from the Union bar and it was raining. We got sooooo, like, soaked - we just stood there admiring the beauty of the rain and quoting Manics songs. It's cool I've found mates on my intellectual par here. I'm ssooooooooo hungover. 14:00 Just had my first snakebite and black today - don't wanna go to any lectures, so I don't think I will. I'm supposed to be working today, but, y'know, it betrays all my socialist principles so I'm not gonna go. Capitalist whores taking my soul. 16:00 On my break from working in Tesco - there's no many interesting people about. No one particulary likes Alfie here, either. They seem like a load of POP fans. I snort in disgust at you all. They'll be sorry I was so underground when I go see Starsailor - damn those mainstream, capitalist whores. I'm gonna get ssoooooo drunk tonight. I'm supping on a bottle of vodka in a gutter as I write. 18:00 I'm just ready to go out - stuck on The Hives and got WELL in the mood to go out drinking! Yeah! Watched some old tapes of Richard and Judy - they're SO cool!!!!!!! It's camp! It's kooky! It's kitsch! 23:00 I'm ssooooo drunk - we've just been chucked outta the pub!!! HA HA HA! We're sooooo, like, subversive. My mate Charlie was standing up and doing really loud Monty Python quotes. It was SO funny!!!!!!!! We're gonna go steal a traffic cone and WEAR IT. 01:00 We're in the police station. I didn't think she was screaming. I didn't think she was screaming. |
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