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| THE INDETERMINED |
| "Hmmm... that IS interesting." |
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| ALOYSIUS BONE |
| FROM RICHMOND PARK CAFE, LAS VEGAS |
| "Hello, everyone! I'm ALOYSIUS BONE. For those of you who perhaps don't know how ALOYSIUS is pronounced, it rhymes with 'suspicious'. And now you know." |
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| Welcome to THE INDETERMINED, my new page on PLANET MORON where my buddies and I review some paranormal stuff that has happened in the world. Should be skill, eh? My buddies are as follows: |
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| Barnabas Boatt, 7, who has had strange experiences with aliens in the past. "No doubt I'll be traumatised for life!" he courageously says. |
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| Dr T. Bunkum, 40, (third from left) says "I am sceptical about all kinds of paranormal stuff. I'll give my sceptical views." |
| So, without further ado, let's investigate some eerie occurrences recently reported in the world's most paranormal gazzettes. Mmm. |
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| CASE STUDY 1: SCARY THINGIES, ISSUE 26 - THIS SIGHT WAS SEEN BY TWO WOMEN, MAYBE MORE. BUT COULD IT PROVE EXISTENCE OF ALIEN LIFE? Boatt: Absolutely! I mean, just look at it! What else could it be? Bunkum: The spaceship Discovery, you weirdo. Bone: Cool it, you two! |
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| CASE STUDY 2: WOW! WEIRD!, ISSUE 6 - THESE PEOPLE WERE SEEN ACTING STRANGELY IN A STRANGE PLACE. WHAT COULD IT MEAN? Boatt: Alien abduction if ever I saw it. Alien abduction. Bunkum: It's... it's just some people... why are we investigating this? Bone: Cool it, you two! |
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| CASE STUDY 3: HMM, DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, ISSUE 102 - SOMEONE SAW THIS CARTOON ONCE. IS IT WEIRD? Boatt: Oh, yes. Weird. Very weird. Bunkum: I think this whole page is weird. Bone: Cool it, you two! |
| So, there you have it. Absolute proof that paranormal stuff exists. Join us next time in Richmond Park Cafe as we investigate ON YOUR BEHALF. BYE! |