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| THE VALIANT RETURN OF... |
| THREE LINE CINEMA |
| "Just look at that sunshine." "Yeah, I wish we could enjoy it." "If only our skin would heal quicker." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "I get wet." "Do you?" "Yes. Yes I do." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Granny's coming for dinner, isn't she?" "Yeah, here's a gun, make every shot count." "Excuse me?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Check... 1...2...3...4... Check..." "Brian, that's a banana, not a microphone." "Is it? Oh, sorry. Moo... check... check... Moo..." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Game of cricket, squire?" "I don't like toast." "Game of cricket, squire?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Is this the bakery?" "Sure is, sir." "Well, be careful with your buns!" ---------------------------------------------------------------- "I need silence if I'm going to defuse this bomb!" "Sorry. I'll stop talking." "Good. It's hard enough as it is, you know." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Nurse, scalpel." "We don't have any scalpels, doctor." "Well, I'll have to use my hands then, won't I?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Sir, leave this restaurant." "But I'm your wife!" "I'll set the dogs on you, woman!" ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Doctor, all this hair keeps growing on my face!" "Well, why don't you try shaving?" "Shaving! Great idea!" |
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| "I'd rather read this Egyptian pornography myself..." |