| Mrs. Sutorius is a math teacher at Juab High School. She is the coolest. You may not know the stories behind the quotes but they are still funny. |
| If you have dimples on your butt you should run backwards. Maybe you should feel really bad your teacher is as dumb as you are. Jacob, did you even look at the questions? No i didn't pee on one side of it! Jacob: Where's the stripper? Mrs.S: Oh, the strippers not here today. The stripper is here! I don't want any questions in the buff. Just one cow at a time. I just thought it was important to share my new toys with you. I don't have time to fix your calculator. Nooooo... Shut up, i'm not answering your questions! Eat chocolates and read big, dirty novels. I give you permission to have sex when your forty. -Addressing K.Packer You can be lovers and not have sex! It's good to have a little sex 7th hour. What is this? Wholesale no card day? The cards need to be put away. PUT THEM AWAY! Will you get rid of the cards? |
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| Mrs. Sutorius also teaches Applied Physics and in that class we set off bottles with duplicator fluid in them. One of the smaller ones set the floor on fire. Photo by Sarah Gibson |
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