Ron Burgundy:

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman."

"Don't you know I'd never say fuck?! Fuck! I would never say fuck!"

"You woke up the bears. Why did you do that?"

Sweet Brick:

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"O, I'm sorry Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."

Champ:

"What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens."

Flying Burrito Victim:

"Well, now, guess what, this is happening...That's how I roll!"