sarah 'n joanna

The following is a raw and almost uncensored transcript of a chat taking place on 10-11PM, 9-Nov-2000 in the school. Viewer discretion is advised. Parts of the chat has been altered for clarity. Oh and forgive Wildhalf, he is sick, but some coughs are intended...

In case you are wondering, I am almost silent because I'm the guy behind the pen. Besides, when chats take place in the real world, it's just quiet Khor, not loudmouth Reign.

Another point to remember...me (Nicholas) and Chan have had the (dubious) honour of porting this page over to the new site, so forgive us if we have mucked up anything...

WildHalf : When did you first meet Chan?

Sarah : Form One. We wasn't really close then.

Joanna : Form Onelah

WildHalf :Any first impressions?

Sarah : Funny voice, but handsome.

Joanna : His hair is messy (I told you to get a new haircut -Reign)

Khor : First impressions after talking?

Joanna : Quite nice, but likes to flirt. (Flirt is putting it softly -Reign)

Sarah : Fragile and soft.

Khor : What do you think of his habits? Lazy? Clean?

Joanna : He likes to shake his legs

Sarah : His laugh is horrible

Joanna : He also doesn't know how to smile...always moody. (From my viewpoint, I think Chan's 'neutral' face is born like that. -Reign)

Sarah : He can't go a minute without using bad words.

Khor : Name me 5 things you hate about Chan.

Joanna : Horrible laugh, messy hair, mark below the eye (Wildhalf seem to understand that but I don't get it. -Reign), cockney accent and likes to 'touch-touch' (Get yourself a mirror Chan. -Reign)

Sarah : Personally, I think touching is OK, but Chan touches unnecessarily. (So......what is your definitions of 'necessary touches'? -Reign)

Joanna : He also like to push my hair away [from face]

WildHalf : 5 things that are positive?

Sarah : Can fix computers.

Joanna : He doesn't hit back [when under fire]. Can be 'tortured' and is sometimes very nice to talk to. (Hi me again. Joanna's punches don't inflict much hurt so I don't think Chan find any reason to retaliate. Sarah on the other hand is pretty 'ouch' so on several occasions, Chan did hit Sarah but are more to the 'play-play' [there comes that word again] side. As for 'tortured', I think Chan enjoys it' -Reign)

Sarah ; I'm out of ideas.

WildHalf : Explain "can be tortured".

Sarah : You know, like, some guys will be very angry [when attacked], but he dosen't hit back. (Sarah hit, Chan almost always 'touch' back. -Reign)

Joanna : I don't like the whining sound he makes but I like his dog and his

WildHalf : 'Bikini'

Sarah : His two 'puppies'bah

WildHalf : My god, my god.......

Sarah : I think it's per...ki....nese....

Khor : Oh. It's a breed of dogs that rhymes with bikini, if the reader cares.

Joanna : Whatever that is.

WildHalf : You've been to his house?

Khor : Both of you?

WildHalf : When did you go?

Sarah : I forgot.

Joanna : I think it's on Friday. We practiced for the drama (or was it singing)

WildHalf : Besides his house, torture, talk, what else?

Sarah : His sister is pretty.

Sarah : No way!!! Far apart. Chan is pretty.

J & S : Pretty!!!!

Khor : In what ways pretty?

Joanna : He's very girlish.

Sarah : He's very generous. (Being born with a silver spoon, whaddaya expect? -Reign)

Joanna : Yeah, I agree

Sarah : One think I'd like to point out though. He cries for very small reasons, like getting 91 for English and 24 sticks of satay

WildHalf : Care to explain?

Sarah : It's a secret

WildHalf : According to some sources, Chan is a pervert.

Joanna : What?

WildHalf : You know, pin tai sek mo, ham sap

Joanna : Half-true.

Sarah : I think it's his manly instincts. (Either that, or his raging hormones -Reign)

WildHalf : You said half-true, why? Is is normal for Chan (age and all] to be like this [the average teen, yes. -Reign)

Joanna : No (SO SUE ME!!!!! -Reign)

Sarah : No way (SUE ME AGAIN !!!!! -Reign)

Joanna : But some yeslah (THANK YOU!!!!!! Wait, you aren't answering to my shouts, are you? -Reign)

Khor : Do you like to be touched?

Sarah : Depends by who.

WildHalf : You said because of his manly instincts.

Sarah : I think it's a different kind of manly instincts, more of a man-girl instinct, also very hard to explain.

WildHalf : Is Chan your special boyfriend?

WildHalf : Do you think a person like Chan can be your boyfriend?

Sarah : How like?

WildHalf : Change the name, house [and looks -added after the interview]

Sarah : If living in rumah-atap of course no. (Oooh, a sinister side of Sarah is shown. Let it live!!!!! -Reign)

Joanna : Eiyer, so bad onelah you.

Sarah : [an insult out of nowhere] I pity his future wife. (To all readers, Sarah is the only one that looks to be a contender for that position. -Reign)

WildHalf : Give me 5 reasons.

Sarah : He likes to masturbate (OMG!!! OMG!!! READ ON!!! -Reign), he's very emotional, likes to sleep outside his house (man, she is really running out of ideas. -Reign), emotionally unstable (see what I mean. -Reign) and his wife would have her husband [Chan] and children crying at the same time. (Ok, a few comments. Firstly, are you saying you don't masturbate? Please, give us men some slack:-) Secondly, are you really saying you pity his future wift because of that? For what reason, if they are perfectly normal, why would Chan want to do that? Maybe he's very [dementedly] sick. -Reign)

(please excuse Reign ,I think the radiation coming out of the monitor has caused some damage in Khor's brain, nothing serious a check up at Hospital Bukit Padang will fix it up--WildHalf)

Sarah : He depends on his parent's pockets.

Joanna : So?

WildHalf : I also depend on my parents pockets.

* the white text is edited in as the original didn't have it, or rather, it was in black font.