the real chan yin keen

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Chan Yin Keen please stand up?

I repeat will the real Chan Yin Keen please stand up?

We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen an image consultant before

squinting all over the floor like James and Khor just burst in the door

started booting Counter-Strike worse than before

they first get fragged, punching someone through the furniture (scream)

It's the king of the

And Dr Aaron said

"Feminist" women love Chan Yin Keen

Chicka chicka chicka Chan Yin Keen I'm sick of him (Sheena)

look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

limpin' to you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" (Sarah)

Yea I probably got a couple of frags up in ol' Cyberzone fools

but no worse than what's going on in ICC's idotic rooms

Sometimes I wanna get on the web and just let loose,

but can't, but its cool for Jayeson to hump a dead Zul

I can't believe I'm fragged, I can't believe I'm fragged (Zul)

and they say you're undefeatable? Crap (Jayeson)

and that's the message that we deliver to punky kids

and expect them not to know what strafing is

Of course they gonna know what Counter-Strike is

by the time they hit 4th grade,

they got Cyberzone and ICC don't they?

We ain't nothing but fraggers; well some of us campers

who frags other people, gibbling them like cantaloupes.

But if we can frag defenseless spawns and antelopes

But if you feel like I feel I got the magic score

Chan? He's ready to hit the floor, sing the chorus and it goes...

(Chorus)

I'm Chan Yin Keen

Yes I'm the real Channy

All you other Chan Yin Keens' are just imitating

So won't the real Chan Yin Keen

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

becaase I'm tough Channy

Yes I'm the real Channy

All you other Chan Yin Keen are just imitating

So won't the real Chan Yin Keen

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

(Verse 2)

Jayeson James don't gotta cuss in his frags to make records

Well gib him and gib you all too

You think I give a damm about a high score?

Half you idiots can't even aim properly let alone shoot me

"But Chan what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here, when Cynthia's here

Shit, Sheena Wan better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Aldrin Ng and the Dawan kid

And hear 'em argue over who got slapped first.

Some idiot put my diary on the net? Jeez (Chan)

"yeah Chan's cute but I think he's fragged by Joanna, hehe" (Zul)

I should download her pictures print it free (Bryan)

And show the whole class how she gave Channy V.D (scream)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy kids all you do is annoy me

So I've been sent here to frag you

And theres a million of us just like me

Who aims like me

Who just don't give a **** like me

Who dress like me

Run, shoot and frag like me

It just might be the next best thing

But not quite me

(chorus)

(Verse 3)

I'm like a microphone who listens to

Cause I'm only giving you

things you joke about with your friends inside Cyberzone's crampy rooms

The similarities includes the stupid lightning and suffocating air-con

And they don't even provide some cold beverages to all

At least the carpet don't have spit on it (Samson)

And whether you like to admit it (rip)

ICC is just damn better than 9% of online cybershit out there

Then you wonder how can kidz snuggle up in these place like animals

Its funny cuz at the rate they're going when I'm thirteen

Ill be the only person in the classroom flirty.

Pinching girls asses when I'm dozing off with Zuls when I'm jerky

But this whole bag of quality mouse isn't working

And every single person is a Channy Boy lurkin'

He could be workin at Cyberzone spitten on the carpet rings

Or inside Sugarbun's toilet circling

screaming they locked up Cyberzone's toilet

With his zippers down and water streaming out

So will the real Channy, please stand up

So I can give him slaps in those big crowds (Joanna)

and to be proud to be outta your pants and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

(chorus)