So You're New to this Site
Version 1.1 ( This FAQ is last updated 9th March 2002)

 Hello and welcome to ASS, also known in more refined circles as The All Saints School. You have either clicked on this link out of pure boredom or you wanted to know exactly what is going on here. Well, that wish, whichever it is, is duly granted. Check the quick Q&A below and it'll get you up to speed. Oh and check this section often for changes, especially when the Version counter gets updated.

Q: What is this place?
A: The All Saints Site is a place, hub rather, for all manner of All Saints related news, gossip, events, whatever. In a way, it's a free, online newsletter updated DAILY, catering to any of your needs.

Q: Cool. What does the infernal menu mean then?
A: Well, since you asked:
List of fireworks - All the gossip about the latest couples in town. Or school. Whatever.

Them Instructors - Apa lagi? Gossip the teachers la.

Free for All - Students can post non-love related gossip here. Let your mind wander

Dartboard - On people's faces, we should have continued to say. You probably get the idea by now: Marah, marah, marah!!! Make sure you use all the words available in your lexicon (notice the tidbits the sidebar offers) to curse whomever you wish.

Inside the Grey Matter - Figure it out yourself.

Love Thy Neighbour - The title pretty much says it all. Go here for love. Or laughter, depending on which side you're standing on.

Seven to One - Diary about in-school dilemma.

One Thereafter - What happens after school folds? More interesting than you think.

Livewire - Review the events, official or otherwise, going around the school. You never know when someone might be offering a party.

there and back again - Check up on foreign correspondents.

answer the gauntlet - Soft brain benders for you to play with.

Polaroid - All the visual goodies here.

Watch a Talk Show - Read any interviews people have conducted over the years.

Q: You've convinced me. What else can I do to help?
A: Help is greatly appreciated. This site is the hard work of two mysterious beings you shouldn't know about but if you want to lend a hand, we welcome you to join our editorial board. Submissions need not be frequent but your work will be published for everyone to see for sure. We are currently looking for the below:
 Classroom Correspondents - Feel that you're up to the task of becoming a correspondent? Start writing. If you are able to be a frequent contributor, secret messages will find themselves to you, asking for you to become part of the revered Correspondent. You will get your name mentioned in the Hall of Fame. Be the envy of your friends (and mostly enemies).
 Part-Time Contributors - Write ANYTHING, from thought-provoking essays to...well, let your imagination wander.
 Feel you can do something else we haven't thought of? Well, just drop us a line.

Q: So...which line is that?
A: That would be line with a plural "s". Frequent contributors or those with an obsession for opening new programs can either email me ([email protected]) or me ([email protected]) or ICQ me at 89320887 (Reign) or me at 3577123 (Nerd Lab). (Note: Different "me"s fighting for input there.) For the casual defamer or the mailbox challenged, you are free to fill in the form we have kindly slogged over below. Notice the fact that we can only congratulate someone who has included his name, so please do not remain undercover for the sake of remaining undercover.

Q: Are you sure the website is known throughout the school?
A: Well, why don't you make sure it is? Call your friends, spread the word. Once this place gets knows to EVERYONE, things will only get more interesting.

Q: Really, who is behind all this stuff?
A: I'm not at liberty to reveal lest we get mobbed. Rest assured the core members are from 4A so go flame that class. (Preferably at www.anggerik.mainpage.net while simultaneously increasing their page views.) And please, if you DO know who we are, we beg you not to shout our names out for no apparent reason.

Zee editors..zey...zey speak!