The Constitution of the United Republics of Weirdo
We hold that every being has equal and unalienable rights. The right to life, the right to freedom, and the right to the pursuit of weirdness. That it is for the protection of these rights that governments are established. We hold that governments exist to serve the people. In any such a time or place when a government fails to meet this purpose and the people become so dissatisfied, the people hold every right to reform their government so that it does meet this purpose. We hold that individual freedom is necessary for ingenuity and advancement but cooperation among the people is necessary for survival. We hold that all beings, everywhere, deserve nourishment for their bodies, stimulus for their minds, spirituality for their souls, and emotion for their hearts. We hold that it is sometimes necessary for a military to be established to protect the people's rights. However, the military should never exist to deny the people of their rights. We hold all of these to be universal truths through space and time.
This Constitution of the United Republics of Weirdo, does hereby establish the rights of The People.
I
The people shall have the right to freely speak their minds, to freely assemble and petition the government, and freely practice the religion of their choice without suffering intolerance.
II
The people shall have the right to a fair and timely trial by a jury of their peers, and the right to not be held as a witness against themselves in any criminal case unless appearing before the Supreme Court or a gathering of the Representatives.
III
The people shall have the right to own arms reasonably, providing they are not used to deny beings of their other rights.
IV
The rights of the people to vote, petition, or partake in any other form of politics, shall not be denied on the basis of race, gender, religion, species, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or any other unchangeable aspects of a being.
V
The rights of citizens of "mature" age to vote, as determined by the species, shall not be infringed upon by the federal government.
VI
The right of beings to be secure from unreasonable search and seizure shall be insured and no warrants shall be issued but upon probable cause, which is to be determined by a judge, and shall be specific in describing those things and places to be searched and/or seized.
VII
No being shall be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall any being be deprived of life, liberty or property without due process of law; nor shall any being be deprived of the right to be aware of the charges against them, nor be deprived of the right to have the assistance of counsel for their defense.
VIII
Involuntary servitude shall not exist within the United Republics of Weirdo nor any territory subject to its jurisdiction, except in cases of criminal punishment in which the being has been convicted through due process of law.
IX
The people shall reserve the right to consume intoxicating substances in the privacy of their own homes, regardless of age, species, ethnicity, etc, so long as doing so does not infringe upon the rights of others or endanger the lives of others.
X
The rights of citizens to participate in the voting process shall not be infringed by the government for failure to pay any tax.
XI
The people shall have the right to live in a society in which people work for the common good, are not judged by their wealth status, and businesses exist to serve the people foremost, rather than themselves.
We, the under-signed, do hereby ratify, this, the Constitution of the United Republics of Weirdo.
Duke Merlyn of Moose
Duke Tiki of Siko
Duke Multani of Ohio
Duke Daemetos of New Monta
Dutchess Claire of Wadka
King Andre, Ruler of the URW