The Sluggh National Anthem
Bless this land of the Sluggard People
This is where they roam
Sluggh the land of the Sluggard People
This is where they live
Bless this land of the Sluggard People
Generous and they give
A land for me
And a land for you
The Aardvark is a symbol of freedom
Bless his cotton socks
The Aardvark must never ever be eaten
Here is where they live
The Aardvark must never ever be beaten
Their brains are like a sieve
Chorus
The land of the free
The land of the meek
A land for me
And a land for you
Hoorah for this land of Sluggard people
If you listen to me
No better folk than the Sluggard people
I think you will agree
Bless these folk Sluggard people
Sluggh is the land of the free