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AARDVARK – AARDVARK A coincidence that this animal is called the same here on Sluggh as it is on Earth - a small ant-eater (grondixon) same as on earth only much smaller and much tastier.

AARDVARK DROPPINGS - CHIPSEN never ask for "chipsen egg" in a cafe or bistro on planet Sluggh.

APPLANDPARES – a comfortable seat (Earthling rhyming slang) sometimes shortened to apple hence: "Pull up an apple and park your Aristotle."

ARFENDER – a section of house brick - may be used when a Sluggard has received a blow to his cranium such as, "Oh Dear,! he’s just received a bat on the nut with an arfender."

ARIS – ARIS a slang word picked up from planet Earth shortened from aristotle the Sluggard's gluteus maximus, buttocks fag-end. A very over used word by the male population on the planet Sluggh e.g. "Look at the aristotle on that Roger."

A long and drawn out explanation is that the Earthlings have a peculiar race called "Cockneys" and they have a little language all of their own called "rhyming slang," hence bottle and glass rhyming slang for a**e reduces to bottle which rhymes with aristotle and then reduces further to aris.

ARISBANDIT – slang on Sluggh for a male Sluggard who likes other male Sluggards very much, even more than the females. Again the language of Sluggh is assimilating lots of slang words from the English Language and making them their own.


a	arv
aardvark	grondixon
aardvark droppings	chipsen
after	splatar
again	plunger
agree	konker
alcohol	blotoyl
all	capsol
alphabet	talhousen
am	fizz
an	arvan
and	al
ankle	stumpinge
anthem	antif
apple	nik
April	Aballa
are	fizza
arm	mangler
as	hage
at	il
athlete	grosbilda
August	Agballa
aunt	anklinka
awkward	bind
baby	tinkla
back	spingirda
bacon	dixon
bad	mange
bag	casket
bald	balldy
bathroom	boghousen
be	dib
beach	grancloke
bean	butkin
beast	hox
beat	pumple
beaten	pumplen
bed	snordosflanger
bedroom	snorhous
beef	doxon
been	blist
belch	gutfarg
better	bongen
between	donga
big	ugly
bill	grasper
bird	fozdik
bird watcher	fozdikler
bit	bitta
black	skorchen
blanket	flangecloken
bleep	sound
bless	xtol
blessed	xtollen
blighty	home
blink	flash
blood	gloopoyl
blouse	blooson
body	curvan
body stocking	curvan-girdercloken
boil	pimpoyler
bone	girda
bottle	blankhous
bow	ark
box	case
boy	garkin
brain	wheelhous
branch	leafhousgirda
bread	blanko
breakfast	mikrogruben
breasts	booblings
breeze	waft
brick	arfender
broken	ballaxed
brother	biblinka
brown	darken
brush	sweepen
bud	sid
bull	doxler
burger	doxonberry
burn	singe
bus	kabigga
but	arg
butter	stinkanda
buttocks (female)	argsh
buttocks (male)	ariss
by	ibble
bye	zum
café	gobbelhous
can	metalhous
can	clanken
candle	sparkeloyl
car	ka
cat	furrox
chair	appl
cheer	likadik
cheese	stinkenblankoyl
chicken	poltran
chickens	poltrans
chip	snip
choke	stuffel
chorus	korda
chuck	plop
cigarette	stinkgirda
clagnut	argshberry
cleavage	bumsage
clock	tiken
clothes	bandage
cloud	cumlo
coal	scorchender
coat	clokehous
cob	wowlnip
cod	axylotl
cold	antingel
colour	spectra
construct	bildup
copulate	fup
corn	blanknut
cotton	quton
could	casken
cover	cloke
covered	cloken
cow	doxle
crowd	garkmany
cup	tanka
daffodil	yellahous
date	plink
day	plank
dear	sloo
December	Daballa
dessert	dumplings
devil	hob
dinner	grub
dog	mut
double	cluster
down	sloop
downward	sloopsky
drink	shlurp
drop	dangledoon
duck	quaklhen
dumpling	uglynik
ear	list
earth	grond
eat	gobbel
eaten	gobbelen
egg	cokrildik
eggs	cokrildix
eight	pus
eighteen	puskla
eighty	pusland
elbow	manglehinge
eleven	bingink
endowed	boosty
ever	afre
excrement	egg
excrete	eggsloopen
excuse	shloop
explode	bang
eye	ballen
face	visa
fall	laps
famished	uglygurgelgut
fart	arsghfarg
fasten	clap
father	blinka
fatty	lardy
February	Feballa
female sex organ	bargepolhous
ferment	stinken
field	grasfar
fifteen	dukla
fifty	dukland
filthy	grosser
find	skavel
fingers	maulers
fire	bunsen
fireplace	bunsenhous
first	inkst
fish	fins
five	duk
float	dangle
flower	sparkla
flutter	flappen
folk	foke
foot	stump
for	akl
fortnight	sebadarkle
forty	quakland
four	quak
fourteen	quakla
freedom	leeben
Friday	Fudplank
frozen	arctiklen
full	bux
future	nevkum
gaze	ballanvoir
generous	munifuk
gentle	wusle
gently	wusly
get	gorlex
girl	garket
give	stik
glass	blanktanka
gloves	maulercloken
go	gor
gold	gilda
golden	gildan
gone	vam
good	bong
goodly	bongel
goose	honkla
got	gorl
grace	gauze
grandfather	ganblinka
grandmother	ganbublinka
grape	berry
grass	grinlif
grate	bunsenflanger
greasy	oyler
great	gand
had	ablen
hair	floof
hair (relating to female)	badger
hair (sparse hair)	bumfloof
half	clustsum
hand	maulerhausen
hard	biff
has	abl
hat	nobhous
have	ab
head	nob
heaven	halhousen
hell	hobshousen
hen	klukla
her	ahem
herbs	stenchleaf
here	hab
high	hilt
him	ahim
his	ashim
hit	bat
hole	pit
homosexual	argshbandit
horrible	horgantel
horse	quikoxon
host	mancrop
hot	tingel
house	housen
how	hak
hundred	inkhous
hungry	gurgelgut
Hurray	rubbah
I	em
if	ib
ill	mal
immense	gantuan
in	don
include	housten
intention	vil
is	op
it	ip
January	Janballa
jelly	wobla
jug	sak
juice	nikoyl
July	Jaballa
June	Juballa
kid	gerkin
kitchen	grubdosbilder
knees	hingegirdas
knife	pik
knot	gat
lamb	tinklox
lard	doxonoyl
large	bigga
last	nevkum
leaf	boxflanger
lean	bone
leave	posset
leg	girder
let	stak
lice	bugs
lick	shlapen
lie	bask
light	sparkel
like	dingel
lips	smacken
liquid	oyl
listen	harkel
little	mik
live	sub
loaf	wowlhaus
log	mikleafhousgirda
lone	todd
lonely	toddla
lonesome	toddlen
look	voy
loose	freeda
lorry	kagantuan
lovely	bugly
low	doonlo
lump	dum
make	bild
man	gark
mantle	bunserhousenflange
March	Marballa
margarine	anda
market	argos
mashed	looben
match	tinder
match box	tinderhous
mate	pal
mate	busta
May	Mayballa
may	sud
me	ma
meal	gutbilda
meek	loob
milk	blankoyl
moment	flit
momentary	flitten
Monday	Mudplank
money	splash
month	balla
moose	vildox
more	lim
mother	bublinka
mould	mald
mouldy	maldan
mouse	mikhox
mouth	clakhous
music	hootnik
must	mop
mustard	tingloyl
my	mon
nail	mikroflange
neck	shaft
need	lik
nestle	snaggle
never	ne
nice	dong
night	darkle
nine	kon
nineteen	konkla
ninety	konland
nipple	nit
no	na
nose	proboscis
not	nad
nothing	blanks
November	Naballa
now	nev
nut	seedhaus
o'clock	faktiken
October	Caballa
octopus	maulerfins
of	fak
off	woof
oh	ah
old	anshen
on	slug
once	ince
one	ink
or	guf
out	oot
over	groven
overall	grovencapsol
overcoat	grovencloken
paint	dibble
park	plumpen
past	pilch
pea	plee
pebble	mikender
penny (currency)	mikroslug
people	kindlen
pepper	sneezel
petrol	gasoyler
petticoat	doonhousencloken
phallus	bargepol
piece	bitten
pig	snufla
pipe	stinktub
place	dos
play	jub
playing	jubbly
please	gordan
plump	buxom
poker	bunsenpik
police	helmit
police station	helmithous
potato	grondnik
poultry	poltranen
pound (currency)	sluggan
present	pilchad
pretty	butty
private	fobidan
public	baa
pull	shlang
put	placen
quadruple	quakel
quarter	quaksum
quench	gutfil
quick	fleet
rain	pittel
rainbow	pittelark
rat	bogmous
ready	bizz
receive	mallus
red	rubben
roam	ambal
room	plumpados
rope	himple
rotten	frothan
rumble	grinde
rumbling	grindel
sack	cask
sag	dropen
salt	brind
sand	gran
Saturday	Satplank
sauce	bangoyl
sausage	banga
scarf	shaftcloken
scuttle	schorchendertanka
sea	gantoyl
second	blip
see	sek
seek	sekan
September	Saballa
settee	ganappl
seven	seba
seventeen	sebkla
seventy	sebaty
seventy	sebaland
shark	finchoppa
she	shem
sheath	ganpikhous
sheep	grasox
ship	gantoylhous
shirt	blusen
shoe	stenchousen
shop	storhous
short	nip
shorts	nips
shoulder	mangleflange
shove	bunt
sideboard	anglflanger
sieve	sife
singe	blakan
sir	balldygark
sister	siblinka
sit	flop
six	tik
sixteen	tikla
sixty	tikland
skirt	fleece
skull	wheelgirda
slice	flange
slipper	tartanhous
smash	cloob
smell	boff
sock	stench
soft	flacidus
some	chose
soon	tempnik
soup	slugoyl
sour	bitta
sparse	bum
speak	sund
spice	hotlif
squad	squak
stalk	leaftub
stand	erectus
steal	snaffel
stockings	girdercloken
stomach	gutcloken
stone	ender
stop	damm
stretch	ping
strike	slam
string	himplenip
sugar	sweetleaf
Sunday	Sunplank
suspenders	flangenbracket
swallow	clakan
swallowed	clakanen
sweat	beadoyl
sweet	nadbitta
sword	ganpik
symbol	blemdon
table	grubdosflanger
take	bandit
taste	lipsmak
taxi	splashkaben
tea	clakoyl
teabag	clakoylcasket
teacup	clakoytanka
teapot	clakoylhous
teatime	mikgrubem
teeth	chops
ten	bingo
than	dan
thanks	tackles
thank you	tacklvu
that	dem
the	der
their	derkel
them	derken
there	derkle
these	derkenen
they	derk
thigh	plumpengirder
thin	tickly
think	wheel
thinking	wheelen
thirteen	trinkla
thirty	trinkland
this	dim
those	dorken
thousand	inkhousland
three	trick
throat	clak
throw	flik
thumb	claspa
Thursday	Thudplank
time	tempus
tin	metaltub
tiny	mikro
tip	nubb
tired	boogard
to	sum
toast	scrapen
tobacco	weedol
today	sumplank
toilet	bog
tomato	rubbenik
tomorrow	nevkumplank
tongue	lickendevicen
too	sumo
tool	devicen
touch	rub
trainers	malstenchousen
tree	leafhous
triple	trinkel
trousers	bagnips
trout	smakfins
trunk	sack
Tuesday	Tudplank
tumbler	bukit
twelve	bingclust
twenty	bingland
two	clust
uncle	unklinka
under	doon
underclothes	doonbandages
underpants (female)	doonhousen
underpants (male)	doonbags
underskirt	doonfleece
up	vod
upward	vodsky
us	um
van	kaben
verruca	pimpva
very	ding
vest	doonblusen
voice	sundhous
vomit	gutoyl
waiter	garkler
waitress	garkleter
wander	ambalda
wandered	ambaldan
want	takul
ward	sky
was	at
wash	visol
wash	dobe
water	arkoyl
Wednesday	Wudplank
week	sebaplank
Welcome	Grosrubba
well	gros
wet	squelch
what	quek
whelk	rubbafins
where	war
white	blank
wild	beasten
will	bus
wind	whoosh
wine	stinkenberryoyl
with	wib
woman	garkle
wont	bos
would	gasken
wound	gloopit
yes	dak
you	vu
your	vum
yours	vums
zero	nutink

This little booklet will be an invaluable aid to your stay while on the planet Sluggh. Remember a native Sluggard will be absolutely delighted at your attempt to speak his language.