| Yves Saint LauButcheros |
| Now listen up you bunch of idiots, alot of people ask me Frank how comes you are so brilliant at everything. I say listen 'ere you pilchard it's very simple, see I got somethin' that noone else has got. Firstly my animal magnetism, the women can't leave me alone, what with Pat, Peggy and that bird who my kid up in Maaanchester. I have this amazing knack of pulling the ladies, perhaps it's my roguish good looks or my deep, sexy voiceor my great taste in fashion, take note of the glasses on the right. One thing is for sure fella's, the ladies they love a man with a big wallet. Me? I'm loaded, thanks to my great selling skills of some truly classic cars. Below are some hints that you can follow to try and emulate my businness and pulling sucess, although you should be warned this might not work for either, infact it might fail miserabley, should this happen then I claim no responsibility. Seriously though life can be hard if you don't know my secrets, so take my advice and you'll not go wrong. |
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| Okay, firstly get yourself a nice big pair of thick glasses, see that way you can look like a right good Eastend dealer(in cars, that is) , I advise a pair like the ones on the left, and they work pretty well with the ladies as well, I pulled both Pat and Peggy wearing this particular pair, and the best thing is they'll never go out of fashion................ then again I suppose they'll never come into fashion either, but you can't win it all. Even if you don't need glasses I advise a pair, just 'cos the women love 'em, it's the intelecelectect look or whatever it's called you know? But I tell you I'm fighting 'em off wiv a stick me old mucker, really I just wish they'd leave me alone I mean I 've told them Pat's the only one for me, but they just don't listen, ahh well it's a hard life. |
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| Right next up is the clothes. I 'appen to be a man very in touch with fashion as can clearly be seen in the picture on the right. Along with the classes comes the V-neck cardigan with an ultra fine pattern on it. The hat is a flat cap that can be bought from any market stall in East London for under a fiva, a real bargain. also the polo necked shirt which is essential to complete the look. As for trousers, some nice fake jeans will do, these can be purchased off the stall that used to be run by Bianca. Although not shown in the photo, chains are crucial. I meself like the Mr T/ Ron Atkinson, which means plenty of fake gold and flashy jewelery, oh and the rings, plenty of 'em. |
| That's my new comapany... catchey eh? |
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