#2: Corey Taylor
#3: Oscar The Grouch
#4: Jeremy Taggert
#5: Spike
#6: Zechs
#7: Al Pachino
#8: Robert Deniro
#9: Jack (as in "I am Jack's deflated sense of self worth" Brett knows what I mean.)
#10: Bleeding Gums Murphy
#11: Mr. Burns
#12: Homer
#13: Rodney Mullen
#14: Jamie Thomas
#15: George (hell if I know how to spell his last name. You know, guy from Loud, Punk Show and NewMusic)
#16: Ed The Sock (not much anymore, his credit went down after being in a Robin Black music video)
#17: Spider-man
#18: The Hulk
#19: Shrek (happy Mike?)
#20: James Black (finger eleven kicks so much ass)
#21: Matt Damon (rent Wild Things and see)
#22: God (sorry couldn't get you any higher than 22, guy)
#23: Cal
#24: Gimpy
#25: The Dougler (not really)
#26: You know, that guy, with the hair?
#27: Sexual Harrassment Panda
#28: Dennis Miller
#29: David Letterman
#30: Conan O'Brian
#31: Max Weinberg
#32: Joel (except for the whole not-having-genitals thing)
#33: Jay Leno
#34: Triple H
#35: Jerry "The King" Lawler
#36: Henry Rollins
#37: Ben Stein (for kickin Henry Rollins ass on "Win Ben Steins Money")
#38: Kevin Bacon (Do you have a board game named after you? No, I see you don't!)
#39: Bob Burnquist
#40: Serj Tankian
#41: Jimmy Fallon (his guitar is SNL's saving grace)
#42: Moe Syslack
#43: Jackie Chan
#44: Bruce Lee (WAAATAAA!!!!)
#45: Harrison Ford
#46: Pre-sucktastic Jim Carey
#47: Eddie the Seagull (hey, he's gettin it done)
#48: Bill Gates (I don't really like him, I just have to put him on this list or my computer will blow up)
#49: Jack Handey
#50: The entire cast of "The Tick" animated series (especially from the episode "Leonardo DaVinci And His Fightin' Time Commandoes").