#2: George Dubya
#3: Osama Bin Laden
#4: Saddam Hussein
#5: Fred Durst
#6: Nikki Syxx
#7: Anyone in "Poison"
#8: Cartman
#9: Brian Berrard
#10: Harry Sinden
#11: Billy Corgan
#12: Rick Campenelli
#13: Robin Black (and all his intergallactic rockstars!)
#14: Anne Rice
#15: Whacko Jacko
#16: Charles Manson
#17: Dennis Leary (he said it, not me)
#18: Bono (from U2)
#19: Sonny Bono (as in "... and Cher")
#19: Cher
#20: That fucker who wanted to lead the Neo-nazi's through Skokie
#21: Anybody in a boy band
#22: Corey Barrett
#23: Rick Campenelli, again
#24: Dude who busted my skateboard
#25/26: Pakistan, India (they're gonna nuke us all to hell, damn assholes)
#27: Third Reich
#28: Tony Hawk
#29: You know, that guy
#30: J. Jonah Jameson
#31: The Rock
#32: Simon (American Idol dude)
#33: M. Bison
#34: That guy on Law & Order last night
#35: The Devil
#36: Martha Stewart (35 & 36 may be same person)
#37: Dick Cheney
#38: Preston Manning
#39: Mike Bullard
#40: Alex Trebek
#41: Geocities
#42: The prick who runs Homestead
#43: Jeff Gordon
#44: Britney Spears
#45: KoRn
#46: Josie Scott
#47: Whoever the hell made Chad Kroeger stop siging about pot
#48: For the hattrick, Rick Campenelli
#49: Fredo ("You're not a brother, not a friend. You're nothing to me now. NOTHING!")
#50: The guy who'se house me and Greg Darroch threw yogurt at