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Near Misses, Distant Memories and Parallel Parking
An
article I read in The National Post some weeks ago, brought a smile to
my face and memories of some stressful moments, while temporarily living
in St. John's. This article is a reflection on my experience of driving
a standard shift car, in unfamiliar areas of the city, and the
unbelievable stress and strain that this combination of circumstances
caused me. Now, as I look back on those first few days I can smile at
the memory. But believe me, there was nothing pleasant or peaceful about
my demeanour or state of mind during the first few days of my stay in
the city. A
necessary journey In
1999, I found it necessary to remain in St. John's during my husband's
stay in hospital. Hence, I took up residence with my brother who lived
on Leslie Street. Those familiar with the west end of St. John's know
that this is one of the steeper hills in the city. The thought of
parking there was a daunting one. But I'm getting ahead of myself. My
first task was to plan my route to The Miller Centre in the east end of
town. I started my morning treks by proceeding east on Water Street,
taking a left turn on the Hill o' Chips, continuing from there to the
Miller Centre. It all seemed so smooth and uneventful in the planning.
A
clutch performance At
any other time of the day, things would have gone smoothly but my
morning trips always coincided with the early rush hour. I soon
discovered to my dismay, that the east end of town had its share of
hills, both long and short, most of which intercepted one of the busiest
streets in town. Morning after morning, I found myself at the top of one
of these streets waiting to pull in to the main line of traffic. To be
caught in traffic on any hill, in a standard shift car, can be a bit
disconcerting but when you are the lead car in a long procession of
vehicles, then it becomes very stressful indeed. Unfortunately,
there were mornings when I would find myself in that position. Traffic
flowed along at a fast pace as I awaited the opportunity to access
Duckworth Street. I was on the edge of my seat, both literally and
figuratively, waiting for a break in traffic. With my nerves stretched
to the limit, one foot flooring the clutch, while the other pushed the
brake to the limit, I awaited that moment when I would be released from
my misery. Finally, the moment came when I could move on, and with a
grinding clutch and roaring engine I swept in to the east bound traffic
- unscathed - at least physically Another
catastrophe avoided!!! What a relief!!! Parallel
Parking 101 On
returning home in the evening I was presented with the daunting task of
parking my car. Parking
is allowed on just one side of Leslie Street or on other nearby side
streets. Sometimes I would luck out and find an empty space in which I
could easily park my car. But there were times when parking became an
ordeal and I was forced to use a skill in which I had very little
practice and a lot less skill - namely - parallel parking. Now,
those of us who live in rural Newfoundland have very little need for this
particular skill which can be a distinct disadvantage when the skill is
needed - and did I ever need it!!! The very thought of parking on this
high hill gave me shivers and I could picture myself losing control and
careening backwards down Leslie Street. Nevertheless, I would begin the
process of backing in, pulling ahead, backing up again...to no avail. I
would inevitably end up with one rear tire on the sidewalk and the car in
an impossible, awkward position jutting out in the street This meant
starting all over again, and giving the whole thing another shot and
another and another... A
Nervous Wreck More
than once in a state of pure frustration I would head to the top of the
street or down to the brewery parking lot, to once again search for that
elusive parking spot. Finally, I would manage to park my wretched car for
the night, with a couple of large rocks wedged behind the back wheels (for
good measure). Did someone mention paranoia? By the time I got in the
house 1 was a nervous wreck. Still not content, I would stand at the front
window wondering whether my car was finally safe and ready for the
following day's journey. I never did master the skill of parallel parking
(the thought of that hill still makes my hair stand on end) and no doubt
the neighbours who witnessed the whole fiasco got many a chuckle from my
parking problems. Nevertheless, I triumphed and managed my hectic, traumatic summer without any accidents - the near misses but a distant memory. Anyone need a ride to town in the near future? No charge - my number is in the book.
Betty Barron
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