|
Dirty Little Secret Okay well here you go lady boys and glitter whores! The first installment of a fan fic. I hope you all get a lark out of it and not too many flames okay? ***** "Dirty Little Secret" ~ *disclaimer: This is completely made up! No harm is meant to any of the people depicted in his story or is any offence meant to be taken. Once again this is complete FICTION! Now.. after having covered my rather expansive ass. Shall we? ~ Lara Z. The doors to the bus clamored open even as the bus was slowing people were eager to pile out. After eight hours on the road the driver was ready for a break. The last 6 hours of spice girls and ABBA Brian had insisted upon to "get him in the mood". Peter didn't have any idea what the mood was, However if it involved ABB he was pretty sure he didn't want to know. As the smell of wet pavement filtered in, the smoke floated out. After 2 hours on the road the nic fits had driven the band, roadies and management to the very back room, where they had crammed in like sardines to smoke discreetly. Well, as discretely as 4 roadies, two managers a large gay bassist and a lady boy could. Steven having refused to cram his body any place where "that many faggy sorry arses" could be found. Had since spend the trip holed up in his bunk bitching under muted breath about the state of the second hand smoke. With the smoke came the band hovering in the front of the bus waiting for the mall since they had just entered the city confines. Brian piping up every five minutes with his "helpful direction". " Wasn't that the turn?.. I'm sure that was it�.. Trust me I KNOW malls!� no wait.. it was that one� Right?" Peter sighed with relief he now had 3 whole hours before the band would meet back up to go to the hotel. The Placebo camp filed out of the bus Alex one half of the management team enforced again, "7:30 right here.. Okay? Okay?". Peter nodded and practically closed the door on her. As road weary mass closed in on the mall they broke in to smaller groups. Brian and Stefan ambling of in one direction. While the roadies made a bee- line for the food court. Steven hung around out side savoring the last of his well starved for cigarette before making off for the opposite side to find a store, perhaps buy a suit. Brian made a straight for the most trendy store to be found. Attracted by the sale rack of baby tee's sporting any number of sarcastic remarks. Stefan eyed a mesh shirt with rhine stones that spelled out "freak". Brian grabbed a few of the shirts and a pair of velvet black pants that looked "Just toooooo plush to pass up" and tracked down a sales clerk. The woman maybe 27 with four nose rings, three in each brow and a labret, stared down at him. She was horridly unimpressed with the bouncing lady boy. She had seen a hundred of them and they all spent hours in the dressing room and never bought anything. She showed him to the small dressing room wedged in the corner with a pull drape that had some cheesy Halloween spider web macabre. When Stefan tried to follow him. She snapped at him "ONLY ONE AT A TIME" Stefan begrudgingly took a seat outside as Brian wiggled in to the shirt and pants. With an over dramatic jester Brian threw back the curtain and sashayed out. The slim fit velvet hugged his boyish hips and the tight black shirt with a silk-screened image of Rapheal's angels smoking. He did his little turn and stared at Stefan arms arched in the air in the perfect models pose until he clapped. Giggling Brian admired himself in the smudgy mirror. " Oh it is just TOOO CUTE doncha think sweet?" Stefan nodded " yeah and look at the corrupt angel, just like you" Brian smirked and stared back and the mirror lipstick prints marring the reflection. He idly wondered if those test kisses were for him tonight. Stefan took advantage of Brian's vanity and slipped in to the dressing room. When he found he had been ousted Brian took the opportunity to look for accessories. He walked up and down the isles picking up rings and bracelets. Tried on a few coats and hats, all too big as he sighed and then grabbed a pack of barrettes and held them up they were glitter and it might all look sharp for the show tonight. As he held them up admiring them against the black of his hair he became aware of a shadow looming over him. " scuse me� um� your in my light" referring to the glittery clips that didn't shine so brilliantly now, under the some what monstrous shadow of the sales clerk. " Sir your going to have to take those clothes off� now!" Brian didn't bother to even turn around as he regarded her in the reflection. " maybe I'll buy them�" She fumed as Brian held up the clips again moving to avoid her shadow and comparing one side to the other as he sucked in his cheeks and pouted a bit more. "STOP THAT� your cant wear the clothes in the store and your dirty greasy hair is spoiling the hair clips and we won't be able to sell them" Brian turned around livid " My hair is NOT GREASY!" she tossed him a skeptical look as Stefan emerged from the dressing room with confusion. " what's going on?!" Brian stood his ground pouting as the sales clerk glowered down at him. Stefan looked at the two of them and sighed, "come on Brian just change and well get out". Brian turned and stormed in to the dressing booth, not bothering to close the drape before dropping his pants and giving the bitchy sales clerk a good look at his red silk women's panties. She let out an offended squeak and Brian smiled triumphantly. Pulling on his jeans and snatching up the shirts, pants and barrettes and walking to the sales counter. Across the mall Steven pushed through a rack of V neck black sweaters he picked out a new one. A cig mishap after the Singapore show had not only left him with a ruined sweater, it left him with a scar that was still red on his arm. Steven sighed he was not looking forward to the show tonight. This would make 10 days in a row and the was exhausted. Paying for the sweater he walked out thinking maybe he would stop at a toy store and pick up something for his daughter as a gift. He bumped in to Alex on the way out and invited him along. " come on you can hug the stuffed animals with me" He waited till the cynical little smiled touched her lips. He teasingly wrapped his arm about her waist and they made there way to kaybee. Alex was a good deal shorter than Steven with her cropped black hair she was often mistaken for Brian's sister. Steven teased her good naturedly about this as they picked up one bear after another. Pit fighting boxing nuns Vs Tigger. As she cuddled the curious George monkey, Steven picked up a teddy and held it tight to his body his voice raising in mock fairy. " oh what a lovely teddy� do you think I suits me? Or do I look fat in this" The laughter brought out Brian and Stefan who were busy trying out the video games. " OH STEVE ITS SOOOO YOU" Brian grabbed the monkey from Alex and with a few lewd actions he announced, curious George was not so curious anymore. They sat outside the mall two hours later bags crinkling with new clothes, food and shoes a new playstation for the bus and the monkey the store owner made them buy. Brian turned to Steve who squinted at the last powerful rays of sun through his yellow tinted glasses. " Steven�. Is my hair Greasy?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Home |