A Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
  Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands.
  "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
  Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
 together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
  "What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.
  Now, Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's
your legs."
  The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
  Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and
she was going, "Oh God, I'm coming! If Dad hadn't had her
pinned down, we'd a lost her for sure."