Noog's Views
Brother updates as per the Noogman
Updated as of 7/16/01
Lots of info on the fellas;You don't know how far I travel or the things I go
through to bring you this news. Oh the things I've seen.
Ed "Two-time" Fulton - He loved pledging so much,he did it twice.After
leaving Buffalo State,for the second time,Ed decided it was time
to just sit back and relax.The "Calm life" suits him fine.He has no plans as
of yet,but says he can't wait for the release of "Scooby Doo - The
Movie"(which stars his idol and role model Shaggy).
John Pascarella - John is living on a island in the south seas off the coast
of Tahiti. He is the leader of a "Spiritual Cult". His clan lives in
isolation and completely off the land. John says he has reached a "higher
place". The cults motto is "if its Organic, don't Panic".
Pat Downs - Shacking up at a house near you.
Bruce Ivory - " One Night" is once again stripping.He is trying to make ends
"Meat" to support his 3 ex-wives and 8 kids.
Paul Holmes - Still searching for the perfect wave.Saved Brooke Sheilds from
drowning,and blew the reward money hiring Culture Club to play his birthday
party.
Gregg Duffy - "Bucky" still believes the Mullet is cool.
Jeff Griggs/Dwayne Pickney - formed their own fraternity- Sigma Upsilon Chi
( SUX ) -The point of it is to pledge,cross,not show up anymore,pass on your
smelly shoes,then quit. I hear they are recruiting Sean Race.
Remember, always be on the lookout for a PHI-TAU. You never know were you
might just find one.
Until next time.....
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Previous views.
Michael Hove - deep cover secret agent for the CIA.Involved in many
arms,secrets,and espionage.Agent 1906 is licensed to kill.
Mitch Cohen - after an amazing movie debut in "CLERKS", he had a failed
career as an actor.(Although he has a cult following in europe where he is
known as the "the guy getting his dick sucked in the parking lot".)He is now
set to star in Kevin Smith's latest work,"Hangin' out".Along with co-stars
Silent Bob and Jay,Mitch will lead an army of hangers who specialize in
doing nothing.
Rex Griffith - Dealer at Resorts International casino in Vegas.Member of
gamblers anonymous.Aspiring teacher for "Ways to win in Vegas" which is
currently taught at Las Vegas middle school.
Kevin Leibe - a Phi-Tau,but really he's a dentist.
Charles Dyson - Chucky Chill was on the lamb before becoming part of the
Federal Witness Protection program.He is currently hiding out at the WWF
training facility.He will soon debut as part of the Dudley's tag team.
Mike O'Sullivan - Did he ever really exist? More probably a figment of an
alcohol and/or drug induced state.
John White - after starting out on the long hard rode of becoming the best
damn nut and bolt maker in the USA, lugnut is now in search of his long lost
one and only true love, Chrissy Armstrong.But they're still all a bunch of
whoes,except my mom,and your mom,and his mom,etc...........
More sightings in the weeks to come.Remember to keep an eye open,because you
never know when you might run into a Phi-Tau.
Noogie