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| Ghouls 'n' Ghosts |
| What happened when two vampires went mad ? They went bats. |
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| What trees do ghouls like best ? Ceme-trees. |
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| What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famouse detective ? Sherlock bones. |
| How do you tell if a corpse is angry ? it flips its lid. |
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| How do undertakers speak ? Gravely. |
| When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ? When there not dead. |
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| Women in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! a ghost has floated into my room ! Ghost: Don't worry madam, I'm just passing through. |
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatre's ? Surgical spirits. |
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking i'm a ghost. Did someone say something ? |
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| Why did the skeleton run up a tree ? Because a dog was after his bones. |
| What do you call a stupid skeleton ? Bonehead. |
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