The vending machine sells Kool-Aid and sugar in
Ziploc bags.
Plastic runners lead to every office.
Company cars have rag tops and rims.
The logo is in graffiti.
The hold music is Shaft.
The training video
is "Boomerang".
Big wooden knife and fork on the wall in conference
room.
You're pulling six figures.
They pay you in cash.
President has back-up dancers.
Your office is on 767 Al Green Boulevard.
Vice president has tattoo tears.
Christmas party at Harold's chicken.
President wears leather suits and silk shirts.
Secretary wears one sponge roller.
Office hours? 10-4. Wednesday to Friday. Maybe.
Corporate account at Motel 6.
People use jelly jars instead of coffee mugs.
Somebody got shanked in a meeting.
Company ID photo is taken in wicker chairs.
Waiting room magazines are "Right On" and a 1969
"Jet".
The Jets 'The Beauty of the Week' is ripped out.
Exit signs say "gon" instead of exit.
When your work voice mail plays "Computer Love"
You got love beads on your cubicle opening.
There's a velvet picture of Malcolm X, Martin Luther
King and Tupac in the lunch room.
Dental coverage reimburses for gold fronts.
Payroll clerk carries petty cash in her bra.
Plastic cover on lobby furniture.
Boss has pimp cane.
Stationary got another company's name scratched off.
Instead of "Johnson & Associates" it's "Johnson &
'nem".
Incense in the bathroom.
They let you off early when the new Air Jordans are
released.
Your co-workers barbecue on the fire escape
VP gotta go home by 2pm.
House arrest.
Sexual harassment policy contains the words
"poontang" and "ill nana".
