(A)ccepts the gifts you give him/her.
(B)elieves you really likes them when you dont.
(C)ares about nobody but you.
(D)oesn't care if you comb your hair or not.
(E)nvisions sugar plums dancing in your head.
(F)orgives your mistakes but never lets you forget it.
(G)ives unconditionally of everyone elses stuff.
(H)elps you when you don't need help.
(I)nvites you over to cook for them.
(J)ust "be" with you ..... not.
(K)eeps you close at heart and away from his breath.
(L)oves you for who you are and is, all extra 50lbs of you.
(M)akes a difference in your life by subtracting from the money he has and
gives it to you.
(N)ever Judges and Executes in the same day.
(O)ffers Child support when you husband or wife won't pay.
(P)icks you up after knocking you down with his fist.
(Q)uiets your fears, that he will not hit you again.
(R)aises your spirits by getting you drunk as a skunk
with peppy le-pew.
(S)ays nice things about you behind your back.
(T)ells you the TRUTH when you need to hear it, Praise God.
(U)nderstands you don't really understand.
(V)alues you for all you're worth when only you have a job.
(W)alks beside you, and thats the way you like it so he won't hit you from
behind again.
(X)-plain things you don't understand, like explain is not spelled X-plain.
(Y)ells when you won't listen so that he can get his frustrations out because he is mad that you won't listen.
(Z)aps you back to reality "Flexible people
don't get bent out of shape, they just wrap themselves around those that they love and helps them to cope with the reality of life.
That's what a true friend does.
You Got it This,
Did't you? :>
Ok .. Friends??