this actually happened today: so i go up to a guy's door. again, there's that dense screen door that i cant see through. but someone still answers the door, and says whats up. so i start in on my thing.
"hey, how are you doing..." basically the same thing as i went through in my previous thought. but this time, after i ask my second question, "so, do you eat about one pizza a month?" i get quite an interesting response.

the door bursts open, and a blond guy steps out, extends his and, and says, "hey. how you doing. my name is mark. i am a 16 year old male model and actor. i just got my gall bladder removed. so i dont eat any fatty foods. i got a six pack like you wont believe."

"ok. thanks for your time. try pizza hut if you get a chance."

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