john e rocks
right through his socks
I see his hair-e toe

its full time job
but that's the breaks
john e-i-e-i-o

we love him dear
here, here! here, here!
our breast-eses heave and sigh

all us dames
go down in flames
and maybe a couple guys

it's his sexy prose
as he well knows
he's a naughty insti-gator

his poetry makes me want
togetnakedandlayinapilewithsomeoneIlike
gotta go now, see ya later.